Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1831605 times)

Atramental · « **Reply #4620 on:** May 08, 2018, 07:57:59 PM »

Anyways, here's what I've been up to on Tinder lately:

team filler · « **Reply #4621 on:** May 08, 2018, 09:08:39 PM »

B E A K dating

Reb · « **Reply #4622 on:** May 09, 2018, 04:52:33 AM »

Beak pimping

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4623 on:** May 09, 2018, 12:47:07 PM »

you may not like it, but this is what beak performance looks like

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4624 on:** May 09, 2018, 09:38:44 PM »

Just thinking about the pivot to earnestly trying to hookup with someone from a joke Tinder account after a couple in character messages is making me cringe so hards it's making my butthole pucker

Atramental · « **Reply #4625 on:** May 09, 2018, 09:41:58 PM »

I’ve just been asking girls what their favorite bars are so I can go there later, get schlitzed, and make an ass out of myself in public instead of on tinder.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4626 on:** May 09, 2018, 09:45:49 PM »

Its no judegment on you but its like the perfect initial in but sticking the landing and moving beyond the messages is another thing entirely

Oblivion · « **Reply #4627 on:** May 10, 2018, 02:48:27 AM »

Welp, I broke up with someone who I've been in a year long relationship with. It ended pretty badly, and I feel like shit. She was the sweetest girl I ever dated, but it had to be done, otherwise it would hurt worse the longer it lasted. Still, feels bad, yo.

Cryo · « **Reply #4628 on:** May 10, 2018, 02:58:08 AM »

Quote from: Oblivion on May 10, 2018, 02:48:27 AM

Welp, I broke up with someone who I've been in a year long relationship with. It ended pretty badly, and I feel like shit. She was the sweetest girl I ever dated, but it had to be done, otherwise it would hurt worse the longer it lasted. Still, feels bad, yo.

you’ve been on dates with multiple women over the past few months while being in a year long relationship?

Bebpo · « **Reply #4629 on:** May 10, 2018, 02:58:13 AM »

Quote from: Oblivion on May 10, 2018, 02:48:27 AM

Welp, I broke up with someone who I've been in a year long relationship with. It ended pretty badly, and I feel like shit. She was the sweetest girl I ever dated, but it had to be done, otherwise it would hurt worse the longer it lasted. Still, feels bad, yo.

Sorry to hear, man. It'll suck but get better. Sulk all the sulk out for a little, you need to get it out, then get out and hang with people (not dating, just like social stuff with other human beings, preferably friends). From my experience, the more you are around people after a break up the faster you move on and heal.

Oblivion · « **Reply #4630 on:** May 10, 2018, 03:12:41 AM »

Quote from: Cryo on May 10, 2018, 02:58:08 AM

Quote from: Oblivion on May 10, 2018, 02:48:27 AM
Welp, I broke up with someone who I've been in a year long relationship with. It ended pretty badly, and I feel like shit. She was the sweetest girl I ever dated, but it had to be done, otherwise it would hurt worse the longer it lasted. Still, feels bad, yo.
you’ve been on dates with multiple women over the past few months while being in a year long relationship?

It was complicated.

Quote from: Bebpo on May 10, 2018, 02:58:13 AM

Quote from: Oblivion on May 10, 2018, 02:48:27 AM
Welp, I broke up with someone who I've been in a year long relationship with. It ended pretty badly, and I feel like shit. She was the sweetest girl I ever dated, but it had to be done, otherwise it would hurt worse the longer it lasted. Still, feels bad, yo.

Sorry to hear, man. It'll suck but get better. Sulk all the sulk out for a little can you need to get it out, then get out and hang with people (not dating, just like social stuff with other human beings, preferably friends). From my experience, the more you are around people after a break up the faster you move on and heal.

Thanks, dude. I tried to join some friends with bowling tonight, but couldn't do it. Had to leave shortly after. But yeah, I need to keep myself busy to get my mind off her.

Oblivion · « **Reply #4631 on:** May 10, 2018, 04:07:18 AM »

Quote from: Shostakovich on May 10, 2018, 03:15:35 AM

Quote from: Oblivion on May 10, 2018, 03:12:41 AM
It was complicated.
It's not complicated, you were testing the waters outside of a failing relationship to get the courage to end it.

In my defense, she's the one that suggested we can do an open relationship.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4632 on:** May 10, 2018, 07:58:57 AM »

She suggested it because your relationship with her was struggling? If so, that's always bound for failure. Any kind of open relationship has to be built on an already solid relationship.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #4633 on:** May 10, 2018, 10:01:02 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on May 10, 2018, 04:07:18 AM

Quote from: Shostakovich on May 10, 2018, 03:15:35 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on May 10, 2018, 03:12:41 AM
It was complicated.
It's not complicated, you were testing the waters outside of a failing relationship to get the courage to end it.

In my defense, she's the one that suggested we can do an open relationship.

How's about that? An open relationship that didn't work?

Atramental · « **Reply #4634 on:** May 11, 2018, 11:24:27 AM »

Scrapped the duck profile and made a fake female (she's bi) profile.

25+ likes in fucking seconds.

edit: And a super like. Christ.

edit2: 99+ LIKES AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Huff · « **Reply #4635 on:** May 11, 2018, 11:39:08 AM »

Over/under 6 months before atra tries himself some dick?

For research

Atramental · « **Reply #4636 on:** May 11, 2018, 11:59:56 AM »

You soft ass bitch. Try harder, bitch-ass-soy-nicca.

VomKriege · « **Reply #4637 on:** May 11, 2018, 12:04:45 PM »

Atralice, through the looking glass.

Atramental · « **Reply #4638 on:** May 11, 2018, 12:14:07 PM »

Getting followers to my art instagram now.

Finally. Mwhahahaha

Atramental · « **Reply #4639 on:** May 11, 2018, 12:44:58 PM »

Josh is a total Chad (He's into BJJ) so imma gonna give him some attention.

But he responded back to me in less than a minute. Thirsty. Too thirsty.

Also, here's some Kuwaiti simp (that's 1300 miles from me).
I'm totes gonna troll him.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #4640 on:** May 11, 2018, 12:46:04 PM »

Oblivion, I'm guessing you both lived with a parent and you got frustrated as the sex stopped and so she suggested that you go open. If that is what happened, it's just dumb and you shouldn't blame yourself.

Atra, creating a fake female profile to see how fucking lame the gender you compete against is happens to be a totally normal thing for millennial dudes. The question is, does it make you wonder how easy it must be to hit on chicks in real life if these are their only options online?

Atramental · « **Reply #4641 on:** May 11, 2018, 12:48:49 PM »

Good point, Brawn.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #4642 on:** May 11, 2018, 01:15:25 PM »

Quote from: brawndolicious on May 11, 2018, 12:46:04 PM

Atra, creating a fake female profile to see how fucking lame the gender you compete against is happens to be a totally normal thing for millennial dudes.

is it really though

Atramental · « **Reply #4643 on:** May 11, 2018, 01:19:33 PM »

But doing social/ethically dubious things is much more fun.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4644 on:** May 11, 2018, 01:25:15 PM »

I'll be honest. I find it strange because you're doing things but I'm not sure what the game plan is to get laid or find a partner and how these current activities help that plan.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #4645 on:** May 11, 2018, 01:25:31 PM »

I hope you get to the point where you are arranging dates for other people by using two Tinder accounts.

Atramental · « **Reply #4646 on:** May 11, 2018, 01:26:22 PM »

I’m boosting my art instagram followers.

It’s working out great so far.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4647 on:** May 11, 2018, 01:30:04 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 01:26:22 PM

I’m boosting my art instagram followers.

It’s working out great so far.

Oh. If I was on tinder I'd be trying to find a chick that would pee on me, but I guess I'm just weird like that.

Oblivion · « **Reply #4648 on:** May 11, 2018, 01:57:41 PM »

Quote from: brawndolicious on May 11, 2018, 12:46:04 PM

Oblivion, I'm guessing you both lived with a parent and you got frustrated as the sex stopped and so she suggested that you go open. If that is what happened, it's just dumb and you shouldn't blame yourself.

The living situation part is accurate, but the reason we broke up was because I wasn't physically attracted to her anymore.

Boogie · « **Reply #4649 on:** May 11, 2018, 02:00:37 PM »

Atra, I can't get behind catfishing, no matter how bored you are/how many gullible dudes will fall for it.

Yes. Yes you are.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #4650 on:** May 11, 2018, 02:18:22 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on May 11, 2018, 02:00:37 PM

Atra, I can't get behind catfishing, no matter how bored you are/how many gullible dudes will fall for it.

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Yes. Yes you are.

It's about ethics in online dating.

Atramental · « **Reply #4651 on:** May 11, 2018, 03:00:36 PM »

You may not like it but this is what peak social media follower boosting looks like.

It’s amazing how many doors open when you have a pretty face (and a vagina).

team filler · « **Reply #4652 on:** May 11, 2018, 03:20:49 PM »

Raist · « **Reply #4653 on:** May 11, 2018, 03:28:27 PM »

What picture(s) are you using?

Atramental · « **Reply #4654 on:** May 11, 2018, 03:49:16 PM »

FINALLY! I'm going to get to the bottom of PizzaGate once and for all.

Atramental · « **Reply #4655 on:** May 11, 2018, 03:53:21 PM »

Quote from: Raist on May 11, 2018, 03:28:27 PM

What picture(s) are you using?

Here's one. Not going to show more since I don't want to blow my cover.

Sorry, only registered users can see this content. Please Login or Register.

edit: Try and reverse image search her. You won't find anything.

Just how I like it.

Atramental · « **Reply #4656 on:** May 11, 2018, 03:58:22 PM »

See. I'm not all bad. I'm telling this guy to shave off his creepy pedo satche.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Atramental · « **Reply #4657 on:** May 11, 2018, 04:07:46 PM »

hampster · « **Reply #4658 on:** May 11, 2018, 04:11:06 PM »

Gave up on the ducks account too soon

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #4659 on:** May 11, 2018, 04:14:15 PM »

Femme Atra rides again!

zomgee · « **Reply #4660 on:** May 11, 2018, 04:18:16 PM »

so yea me and debbie have been married 23 years this november what the fuck is going on in here

Atramental · « **Reply #4661 on:** May 11, 2018, 04:23:03 PM »

Quote from: 213372bu on May 11, 2018, 04:18:10 PM

Just putting this out there, you seem to act natural and enjoy yourself more when supposedly "roleplaying" as a woman.

You can say almost anything as a girl on tinder and get away with it most of the time.

Guys are too horned up to care. I no joke brought up using psychedelics to a "conservative Christian" guy and he didn't even flinch. He's like "Cool. I just smoke weed. What's your snapchat?"

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #4662 on:** May 11, 2018, 04:35:47 PM »

I look forward to Atra’s Income being solely crypto and catfishing

“send me a btc and see what happens”

Atramental · « **Reply #4663 on:** May 11, 2018, 04:36:08 PM »

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FINALLY! I'm going to get to the bottom of PizzaGate once and for all.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #4664 on:** May 11, 2018, 04:39:46 PM »

What the fuck is wrong with you dude

Atramental · « **Reply #4665 on:** May 11, 2018, 04:41:23 PM »

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #4666 on:** May 11, 2018, 04:44:22 PM »

Thank you Atramental for restoring this thread back to its former glory

Atramental · « **Reply #4667 on:** May 11, 2018, 04:58:41 PM »

I aim to entertain.

team filler · « **Reply #4668 on:** May 11, 2018, 05:15:20 PM »

Atramental · « **Reply #4669 on:** May 11, 2018, 05:25:45 PM »

God. I'm getting so many matches and responses it's fucking breaking the app.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4670 on:** May 11, 2018, 05:34:07 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on May 11, 2018, 11:59:56 AM

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You soft ass bitch. Try harder, bitch-ass-soy-nicca.

Like staring into the abyss

Atramental · « **Reply #4671 on:** May 11, 2018, 05:38:04 PM »

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FINALLY! I'm going to get to the bottom of PizzaGate once and for all.
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Who the fuck are these people?

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #4672 on:** May 11, 2018, 05:43:18 PM »

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Who the fuck are these people?

Sounds like human traffickers.

Atramental · « **Reply #4673 on:** May 11, 2018, 05:46:49 PM »

Yeah. I agree.

Sounds sketch as fuck.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4674 on:** May 11, 2018, 05:50:46 PM »

Now read that string of text from the perspective of an actual 18yo female trying to leave her small town $:-\$ she'd probably be down

Atramental · « **Reply #4675 on:** May 11, 2018, 05:52:24 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4676 on:** May 11, 2018, 05:53:52 PM »

You bout to get that 10" pipe down

Atramental · « **Reply #4677 on:** May 11, 2018, 05:55:44 PM »

I would be such an amazing bi girl. Sheeeeit.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #4678 on:** May 11, 2018, 08:01:43 PM »

atra. breh.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #4679 on:** May 11, 2018, 08:32:08 PM »

She’s living, leave her alone

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