Signed up to bumble on Friday(never done dating apps before), was feelin p thirsty. Wasn't sure what to put in my profile, how funny or personal etc so I just chucked in the best few photos I had (figured 4, like i kinda care, but didn't wanna look despo or too vain). Let some friends do some bumbling at dinner, and they updated my profile with a well know street joke I'd told: what's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? dumb and lewd, but I had a weekend sex party with a thicc af lawyer that just moved back from Morocco
missed out on a few matches that looked cute, but I didn't have time to respond, and have 20 more matches in the wings now. Shit is a little overwhelming tbh. Lawyer wants to go away to a bach an hour or so away next weekend
ima keep it chill, but also p keen.