Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1831079 times)

nudemacusers · « **Reply #5100 on:** June 04, 2018, 12:15:03 AM »

yeah lose the visible undershirt you're not in IT or middle management.

Assimilate · « **Reply #5101 on:** June 04, 2018, 01:05:40 AM »

Quote from: riotous on June 04, 2018, 01:01:08 AM

Quote from: Assimilate on June 04, 2018, 12:02:37 AM
what's with the bald head? can you not grow some hair out anymore? And why you doin that white undershirt with a button down

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say male pattern baldness.

it could be an exaggeration. once i started getting that receding hairline i started shaving my head for almost 10 years until i realized i could still grow some hair out without looking like i'm holding on too long.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5102 on:** June 04, 2018, 06:12:59 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on June 04, 2018, 12:15:03 AM

yeah lose the visible undershirt you're not in IT or middle management.

#lactationnation

Valkyrie · « **Reply #5103 on:** June 04, 2018, 09:53:14 AM »

Atra probably looks even better bald than with a full head of hair. Rock on, handsome.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5104 on:** June 04, 2018, 10:48:31 AM »

Quote

brawndolicious · « **Reply #5105 on:** June 04, 2018, 12:41:29 PM »

Is Assimilate AIA?

Assimilate · « **Reply #5106 on:** June 04, 2018, 12:51:06 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on June 04, 2018, 06:21:13 AM

Quote from: Assimilate on June 04, 2018, 12:02:37 AM
what's with the bald head? can you not grow some hair out anymore?

atra looks good bald

bitches love bald men

1. he does but

2. they don't. i wish this were true, believe me, because i am heading straight here in another few years but the reality is they don't.

toku · « **Reply #5107 on:** June 04, 2018, 12:57:36 PM »

there aren't any ugly boreans

Assimilate · « **Reply #5108 on:** June 04, 2018, 01:03:14 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on June 04, 2018, 12:56:48 PM

but balding men who shave off the rest of what they have left, sure

again, most women prefer hair. this is a fact.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #5109 on:** June 04, 2018, 01:08:24 PM »

up handsome really should be in the newsfeed.

Atramental · « **Reply #5110 on:** June 04, 2018, 01:10:17 PM »

I can't grow anything up top except some wisps of hair.

Also, I've already accepted my fate as a bald man.

If anything my baldness weeds out the uber superficial thots really quick.

Atramental · « **Reply #5111 on:** June 04, 2018, 04:08:07 PM »

What sides?

I shave my head every week.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #5112 on:** June 04, 2018, 04:10:13 PM »

Why would anyone want to weed out superficial thots

Atramental · « **Reply #5113 on:** June 04, 2018, 04:23:40 PM »

It's just something I tell myself so I don't feel too bad about being bald.

team filler · « **Reply #5114 on:** June 04, 2018, 06:00:45 PM »

sththka would eat that ass

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #5115 on:** June 04, 2018, 06:23:15 PM »

st&209$#!&%*tk would totally sit on your face.

toku · « **Reply #5116 on:** June 04, 2018, 06:43:17 PM »

shosta is ace, thats the only canon

Kara · « **Reply #5117 on:** June 04, 2018, 06:45:13 PM »

Gustav Mahler would side hug you in a Christian manner.

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Ron might get this one.

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I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #5118 on:** June 04, 2018, 06:50:09 PM »

Quote from: Kara on June 04, 2018, 06:45:13 PM

Gustav Mahler would side hug you in a Christian manner.

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Ron might get this one.
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Assimilate · « **Reply #5119 on:** June 04, 2018, 06:56:03 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on June 04, 2018, 01:10:17 PM

I can't grow anything up top except some wisps of hair.

Damn, you're like my younger brother. Dude is hanging on hard.

But there's literally nothing to hang on to

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5120 on:** June 06, 2018, 05:23:44 PM »

The moment wrath pulled out

mormapope · « **Reply #5121 on:** June 06, 2018, 05:40:28 PM »

One lady friend is fucking nuts and ended our friendship for next to no reason, sent her vile messages, we still might be friends now after that.

Just started talking to another lady where we sexted almost instantly, swapped snapchats, and was greeted by a plethora of nudes and a couple vids of her being fucked. She seems really intrigued by the idea filming me fucking her.

Life is chaos, Im down with the devil but I still needs blessings either way.

toku · « **Reply #5122 on:** June 06, 2018, 06:52:08 PM »

Quote from: Exodust on June 06, 2018, 06:34:10 AM

Ended up banging someone last night(by that I mean last, last night since it's now 6 am). It was cool but kinda empty, which made me kinda start questioning myself and if my earlier thought of just giving up for now and focusing on myself was the right call. I think it might have to do with mixed signals I get from this girl back home I still haven't gotten over. She dumped me but we're still cool on chat apps and she randomly calls me up every now and again on Line. I'm visiting home for a few months, flying tomorrow, so maybe it's the fact that I'll be back for a bit?

Either way I can't say I'm sweating things too much. I get a break from job and pussy search depression while catching up on vidya. As toku always says: we gon be alright.

bless up

mormapope · « **Reply #5123 on:** June 06, 2018, 06:58:57 PM »

Quote from: kris on June 06, 2018, 05:50:05 PM

I love mormapope updates what happened to that thot that was pegging you?

Shes the one that's crazy! $:-\$

team filler · « **Reply #5124 on:** June 06, 2018, 07:33:32 PM »

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #5125 on:** June 06, 2018, 11:43:19 PM »

I sure matched with a lot more women while I was briefly in Milwaukee and Minneapolis/St Paul. Some of them even actually ok looking. Too bad I'm in Chicago. Though I really don't know why a change in Midwests locations would make a huge deal.

Atramental · « **Reply #5126 on:** June 06, 2018, 11:51:51 PM »

I just assume people in big cities have higher/unrealistic standards since they have a nearly infinite amount of choice.

Assimilate · « **Reply #5127 on:** June 07, 2018, 06:03:39 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on June 06, 2018, 11:51:51 PM

I just assume people in big cities have higher/unrealistic standards since they have a nearly infinite amount of choice.

This is true. It makes things like Tinder harder but easier to meet people out.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #5128 on:** June 07, 2018, 07:10:15 PM »

Well I just had some bad women related news that put me in a bad mood. And I feel like with recent developments that I'm bound to slip back into my bad self. I'm just really annoyed right now.

I guess I want a quick fix, but that dosent exist. I just wonder if I will ever be romantically/sexually satisfied and happy.

Probably not.

Atramental · « **Reply #5129 on:** June 07, 2018, 07:15:48 PM »

Is it just me or is everyone super flaky during the summer? Jesus Christ. I’m totally going to a bar this weekend. Fuck tinder.

tiesto · « **Reply #5130 on:** June 07, 2018, 08:08:03 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on June 07, 2018, 07:15:48 PM

Is it just me or is everyone super flaky during the summer? Jesus Christ. I’m totally going to a bar this weekend. Fuck tinder.

Heh, in hindsight all of my relationships started in Spring or Fall...

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5131 on:** June 07, 2018, 08:28:48 PM »

Y'all white boys need to urban dict cuffing season

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #5132 on:** June 08, 2018, 12:21:25 PM »

been with my gf for a year now, still going great. we're going to Europe in the fall.

naff · « **Reply #5133 on:** June 10, 2018, 12:52:45 AM »

Signed up to bumble on Friday(never done dating apps before), was feelin p thirsty. Wasn't sure what to put in my profile, how funny or personal etc so I just chucked in the best few photos I had (figured 4, like i kinda care, but didn't wanna look despo or too vain). Let some friends do some bumbling at dinner, and they updated my profile with a well know street joke I'd told: what's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? dumb and lewd, but I had a weekend sex party with a thicc af lawyer that just moved back from Morocco

missed out on a few matches that looked cute, but I didn't have time to respond, and have 20 more matches in the wings now. Shit is a little overwhelming tbh. Lawyer wants to go away to a bach an hour or so away next weekend

ima keep it chill, but also p keen.

team filler · « **Reply #5134 on:** June 10, 2018, 12:56:11 AM »

I don't get the joke, so you must be a hotty.

naff · « **Reply #5135 on:** June 10, 2018, 12:58:05 AM »

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

team filler · « **Reply #5136 on:** June 10, 2018, 12:59:37 AM »

I thought "dumb and lewd" was the punchline

team filler · « **Reply #5137 on:** June 10, 2018, 01:01:39 AM »

what's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't cry when you cut the hooker

Atramental · « **Reply #5138 on:** June 10, 2018, 01:02:40 AM »

Deleted tinder.

Just gonna focus on getting myself fit both mentally and physically until Fall rolls around.

Kara · « **Reply #5139 on:** June 10, 2018, 01:03:59 AM »

Quote from: naff on June 10, 2018, 12:58:05 AM

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

That's falafel.

naff · « **Reply #5140 on:** June 10, 2018, 01:08:11 AM »

They also wrote it out in English and Maori, of which I'm 1/16th (but make no mention of it, I'm white af aside from v big lips).

So like, i respect prostitutes with a living wage AND the indigenous ppl of our nation.

Kara · « **Reply #5141 on:** June 10, 2018, 01:10:13 AM »

Thank you for your service.

team filler · « **Reply #5142 on:** June 10, 2018, 01:12:16 AM »

Quote from: Kara on June 10, 2018, 01:03:59 AM

Quote from: naff on June 10, 2018, 12:58:05 AM
I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

That's falafel.

I think you mean... falawful

toku · « **Reply #5143 on:** June 10, 2018, 01:12:59 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on June 10, 2018, 01:02:40 AM

Deleted tinder.

Just gonna focus on getting myself fit both mentally and physically until Fall rolls around.

this cuffing season...cuff yourself first

naff · « **Reply #5144 on:** June 10, 2018, 01:17:36 AM »

Amend the punchline to reflect your desired respect for water sports. (I should prolly change my profile now. Small city. Don't wanna be the water sports guy).

Also, it's the first full blown week of winter here. Prob a good time, lotta cuties looking to huddle up.

<3

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #5145 on:** June 10, 2018, 05:58:56 AM »

I also deleted all those internet dating apps. What pos. at this point I don't give a fuck about meeting women. It's whatever.

Transhuman · « **Reply #5146 on:** June 10, 2018, 06:14:06 AM »

Quote from: naff on June 10, 2018, 01:17:36 AM

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Huddle up? Lol. Even if it cost 1U I wouldn't play that. Smart people skip Huddle Up and go straight to Deep Anal.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #5147 on:** June 10, 2018, 08:18:43 AM »

I've been seeing a girl now these last couple of weeks. Pretty much my usual (pretty face, a little chubby, big tits). I met her when I was pushing my dog around in a stroller

naff · « **Reply #5148 on:** June 10, 2018, 06:34:20 PM »

Quote from: Transhuman on June 10, 2018, 06:14:06 AM

Quote from: naff on June 10, 2018, 01:17:36 AM
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Huddle up? Lol. Even if it cost 1U I wouldn't play that. Smart people skip Huddle Up and go straight to Deep Anal.

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Divination has it's place man. Also ASSIST. Strictly 2HG limited banger though.

nvm:tmi

Cryo · « **Reply #5149 on:** June 11, 2018, 02:56:11 PM »

what’s a good and simple tinder/bumble profile bio look like for dudes these days?

team filler · « **Reply #5150 on:** June 11, 2018, 03:08:50 PM »

Quote from: Cryo on June 11, 2018, 02:56:11 PM

what’s a good and simple tinder/bumble profile bio look like for dudes these days?

pretend to be a woman

Cryo · « **Reply #5151 on:** June 11, 2018, 03:56:50 PM »

please respond

Atramental · « **Reply #5152 on:** June 11, 2018, 04:04:22 PM »

Say you’re a fan of The Office, love dogs, enjoy hiking, and eat at Chipotle on a regular basis. Without a hint of irony.

edit: also, I hope you’re 6’ or taller.

If you are great. Mention that in your bio. If not... say nothing.

VomKriege · « **Reply #5153 on:** June 11, 2018, 05:30:47 PM »

Considering how little feedback I have on my "elaborate" profiles, I'll concur with Atra and that's pretty much what most women do too : funny, outgoing, travels, your cultural past time of choice and hinting at cool social or outdoor hobbies.
Up to you to decide if you want to specify height or smoking (if applicable).

tiesto · « **Reply #5154 on:** June 11, 2018, 07:33:34 PM »

Quote from: Cryo on June 11, 2018, 02:56:11 PM

what’s a good and simple tinder/bumble profile bio look like for dudes these days?

Truthfully, I was just honest with them... didn't shy away from mentioning classic gaming or anime or being way too in love with electronic dance music; very little mentioning of outdoorsy activities (I'm the least outdoorsy person ever). I prefer to lay my cards out on the table, I'm aware I'm an acquired taste.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5155 on:** June 11, 2018, 08:30:11 PM »

Quote from: Cryo on June 11, 2018, 02:56:11 PM

what’s a good and simple tinder/bumble profile bio look like for dudes these days?

As its always been, a profile containing a tall good looking rock climber that does missiom work in South America but isnt too chaste to rock out to Bruno Mars on a Thursday night

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #5156 on:** June 11, 2018, 09:32:57 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 11, 2018, 08:30:11 PM

Quote from: Cryo on June 11, 2018, 02:56:11 PM
what’s a good and simple tinder/bumble profile bio look like for dudes these days?

As its always been, a profile containing a tall good looking rock climber that does missiom work in South America but isnt too chaste to rock out to Bruno Mars on a Thursday night

Don’t dox me

Atramental · « **Reply #5157 on:** June 11, 2018, 09:50:59 PM »

https://instagram.com/p/BamtQJ9B-4l/

So it looks like my amateur pornstar doppelgänger can nab a big tiddy goth gf.

I guess that gives me hope that it’s just my personality that sucks a bag of dicks.

toku · « **Reply #5158 on:** June 11, 2018, 10:05:41 PM »

you're fine, your personality is fine, your confidence however needs work but you're getting there bless up

tiesto · « **Reply #5159 on:** June 11, 2018, 10:16:00 PM »

And you can probably do with a change in location.

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Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1831079 times)