RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[BlueTsunami]

Getting close to one year 

Although how does one even consider one year? 1st date? First tinder message? First anal?

The exact moment you realize its too late to ghost her ass

[Tasty]

Well I have a problem getting anything.

#foreveralone.

But Assimiliate is having sucsess.

Just don't get it.

Confidence and frankness go a long way.

Don't have those. Guess I'm sol

Try by saying 'go fuck yourself' to random people on the street. 

And in the sheets 

[naff]

Manager called me to "ask a question" (pertinent to something I discussed with her at work). I answered then asked how closing was tonight. She said fine, and that she was done with her stuff early. I said yeah, it's a lot easier when I'm not distracting her. She said she wouldn't mind if I stopped by and distracted her tonight. 

Heading over to the store now to say hi 

hot

[team filler]

Manager called me to "ask a question" (pertinent to something I discussed with her at work). I answered then asked how closing was tonight. She said fine, and that she was done with her stuff early. I said yeah, it's a lot easier when I'm not distracting her. She said she wouldn't mind if I stopped by and distracted her tonight. 

Heading over to the store now to say hi 

he husband 'bout to find out why you shouldn't trust stost 

[naff]

Is she old enough to be your Mum?

Need more sordid deets.

[demi]

I went out with a cool trans woman last week, by going out I mean going to their place and getting my dick sucked, ate some ass, and dry humped. Ending up not working out but it was fun. Really wanted to date this person too.

Damn this sounds fun. When can I come visit?

[mormapope]

I went out with a cool trans woman last week, by going out I mean going to their place and getting my dick sucked, ate some ass, and dry humped. Ending up not working out but it was fun. Really wanted to date this person too.

Damn this sounds fun. When can I come visit?

We're gonna need to talk more before any meet up sweetie. Nudes tho? That can be arranged. 

[demi]

Don't be shy, I have room for more admins on here

[Atramental]

I'm 210 lbs, demi. Can I be an admin? 

[demi]

Do u have a monster like mormapope?

[Transhuman]

Listen Demi I know i'm new here and you don't know me that well, and I know we disagree on some really minor stuff, like Nick Frost's on-screen charisma, or what should constitute rape, but I really think you need me on your moderation team, because surely when one of the resetera mods gets #metoo'd by someone who says they got harassed, or they were forced to roll up into a ball before during sex or something like that, people are going to bomb that board with even more hate than Tyler got, the site might start getting that crazy post-showergate traffic, and then you might need another sheriff who knows whether to shoot to kill, shoot to maim, or not to shoot at all.

Anyway, that's the pitch. If you pick me that's great, but if you decide to go in a different direction, that's fine too, but i'd like to hear back either way.

[Atramental]

I started seeing someone new recently.

Life is pretty goddamn good brehs.

How'd you guys meet? 

Do u have a monster like mormapope?

Probably not.

[nudemacusers]

Who has the biggest hog on the bore

[demi]

I am embarrasingly average, though I got some nice comments from people I sent pics to

[toku]

big heart, average dick, can't lose

[nudemacusers]

Pretty sure my dick is average too but I have a good tongue game I know how to angle for max clit stimulation.

[CatsCatsCats]

Step up the urinal, bois, it’s time to compare sticks

[Atramental]

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[Tasty]

I haven't measured in a while.

[Atramental]

God, I'm so lonely. 

I've been off from work since last Thursday so I haven't had my job pre-occupying my thoughts from sunrise to sunset.

I guess that's part of the reason why I'm willing to work myself to the point of exhaustion so I don't have to think about this type of shit. 

[VomKriege]

Read this relationship copypasta ("The Door tactic") on Something Awful and apparently it does exist on at least one pick up site. The fuck is this shit ?  "We're fooling around in bed, it's great. Time to stop the love and play cruel mind games !"

Whereas most patterns are about getting a woman into bed, The Door is aimed at controlling her after you've started sleeping with her. Other patterns that you've used on her have anchored immense pleasure to you. The Door creates an anchor for the loss of that pleasure.

You've already had intercourse with the girl. The ideal setting for the power of the door, which is a power and control pattern, is right after you've had intercourse and you're in bed with the girl, and at this time hopefully you've set up the fact that you're also the man of her dreams and fulfil her emotional needs. You're fooling around in bed, you've already had a great time, and you go, "sweetheart, what's that over there?" and you point towards the door. And she'll say, "well you know, that's a door, silly." And you say, "yeah, you know.. I'm a real positive person, but.. I mean, can you imagine.. I mean, you don't know what can happen from day to day, when you think about it in your mind. I mean, what would happen if I walked out that door and the door closed and as the door closed, it slammed shut, and no matter what you did, you could not open the door and you knew that you would never be able to look into my eyes again and you'd never be able to hear my voice again and you'd never be able to feel my touch again." Ok, right here is where she starts going, "I don't like this door business at all." And at this time you just reassure her.. "ok, alright sweetheart, you're right. You really shouldn't think about the door and you really don't have to think about the door." So you go back to playing around with her some more. Have some more fun with her, bring her to another orgasm or whatever and say, "you know, a terrible thing happened the other day. My friend was hit by a truck. I mean, it was awful, by the time they got him to hospital he was dead. I can't believe it, you know? It's almost as if, it would be a horrible thing you know when you think about.." (point towards the door) "..that no matter even if you were to get that door opened and you were to search, that you could never find me again.." Then she starts freaking out. You calibrate more on that part of, "you will never be able to see me again, you'll never be able to hear my voice again."

"You'll never be able.. all that fun we had together, all those great times we had together, walking along the beach, hand in hand in the moonlight, we would never be able to do those things again and even if you were to open that door, you would search and you could never find." And she's at the point where she's saying, "no no I hate this door. Let's stop this door now, are you trying to upset me?" And you say, "oh, I'm sorry sweetheart, I'm just saying these are just things that are popping into my mind, ok?" So play around some more. Get her good and nice and hot again, fool around, have a good time with her, joke, and then then get back into the door and say, "you know, God, still you know, about life's tragedies.. I mean, I just keep on thinking how.." At this point you can already see that this is starting to make her feel uncomfortable. You want to create that sense in her that you can walk out and she'll feel terrible for the rest of here life. You want to anchor that response. I'll get up and she'll say, "well what are you doing?" And I'll say, "I'm going to the bathroom." I go up to the bedroom door and slam it. That right there will freak her out. Then I'll open the door and say, "oh, I'm sorry. You know, I'm sorry, I'm just playing with this door again. You know, you really shouldn't think about this door now and you really don't want to think about this door now."

Having anchored that sense of loss and pain to the door, you can trigger it whenever needed. Whatever negative behavior may come up that you want to stop, the first time you just get up and slam the door. Whether you walk out the door depends on the level of bullshit. On later occasions you can just indicate tbe door in some manner. The example Alex gives: If he's talking on the phone and getting any crap from her, and he knows the relation of where the door is to her desk, he says, "sweetheart, could you please turn right and take a look at what's over there.." and that was the end of the bullshit.

[BlueTsunami]

Read this relationship copypasta ("The Door tactic") on Something Awful and apparently it does exist on at least one pick up site. The fuck is this shit ?  "We're fooling around in bed, it's great. Time to stop the love and play cruel mind games !"

Whereas most patterns are about getting a woman into bed, The Door is aimed at controlling her after you've started sleeping with her. Other patterns that you've used on her have anchored immense pleasure to you. The Door creates an anchor for the loss of that pleasure.

You've already had intercourse with the girl. The ideal setting for the power of the door, which is a power and control pattern, is right after you've had intercourse and you're in bed with the girl, and at this time hopefully you've set up the fact that you're also the man of her dreams and fulfil her emotional needs. You're fooling around in bed, you've already had a great time, and you go, "sweetheart, what's that over there?" and you point towards the door. And she'll say, "well you know, that's a door, silly." And you say, "yeah, you know.. I'm a real positive person, but.. I mean, can you imagine.. I mean, you don't know what can happen from day to day, when you think about it in your mind. I mean, what would happen if I walked out that door and the door closed and as the door closed, it slammed shut, and no matter what you did, you could not open the door and you knew that you would never be able to look into my eyes again and you'd never be able to hear my voice again and you'd never be able to feel my touch again." Ok, right here is where she starts going, "I don't like this door business at all." And at this time you just reassure her.. "ok, alright sweetheart, you're right. You really shouldn't think about the door and you really don't have to think about the door." So you go back to playing around with her some more. Have some more fun with her, bring her to another orgasm or whatever and say, "you know, a terrible thing happened the other day. My friend was hit by a truck. I mean, it was awful, by the time they got him to hospital he was dead. I can't believe it, you know? It's almost as if, it would be a horrible thing you know when you think about.." (point towards the door) "..that no matter even if you were to get that door opened and you were to search, that you could never find me again.." Then she starts freaking out. You calibrate more on that part of, "you will never be able to see me again, you'll never be able to hear my voice again."

"You'll never be able.. all that fun we had together, all those great times we had together, walking along the beach, hand in hand in the moonlight, we would never be able to do those things again and even if you were to open that door, you would search and you could never find." And she's at the point where she's saying, "no no I hate this door. Let's stop this door now, are you trying to upset me?" And you say, "oh, I'm sorry sweetheart, I'm just saying these are just things that are popping into my mind, ok?" So play around some more. Get her good and nice and hot again, fool around, have a good time with her, joke, and then then get back into the door and say, "you know, God, still you know, about life's tragedies.. I mean, I just keep on thinking how.." At this point you can already see that this is starting to make her feel uncomfortable. You want to create that sense in her that you can walk out and she'll feel terrible for the rest of here life. You want to anchor that response. I'll get up and she'll say, "well what are you doing?" And I'll say, "I'm going to the bathroom." I go up to the bedroom door and slam it. That right there will freak her out. Then I'll open the door and say, "oh, I'm sorry. You know, I'm sorry, I'm just playing with this door again. You know, you really shouldn't think about this door now and you really don't want to think about this door now."

Having anchored that sense of loss and pain to the door, you can trigger it whenever needed. Whatever negative behavior may come up that you want to stop, the first time you just get up and slam the door. Whether you walk out the door depends on the level of bullshit. On later occasions you can just indicate tbe door in some manner. The example Alex gives: If he's talking on the phone and getting any crap from her, and he knows the relation of where the door is to her desk, he says, "sweetheart, could you please turn right and take a look at what's over there.." and that was the end of the bullshit.

I never understood how people who manipulate to this degree function. Every moment must have an angle they're pursuing. It sounds horrific.

[Transhuman]

[team filler]

Don't shit where you eat. Pray for my job

[team filler]

 

[nachobro]

i met my wife at work

[team filler]

she probably fucks all the new guys and now you just look like a spaz

[BlueTsunami]

[team filler]

Don't shit where you eat. Pray for my job

"The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions"

[I'm a Puppy!]

If shit hits the fan at work and she tries to say I was the one who was initiating all this I have proof that I wasn't (her texts and calls), as well as witnesses. Thus, if she tries to take me down to save herself, we both go down.

This seems like a totally healthy and viable way of starting a relationship

[team filler]

If shit hits the fan at work and she tries to say I was the one who was initiating all this I have proof that I wasn't (her texts and calls), as well as witnesses. Thus, if she tries to take me down to save herself, we both go down.

too bad nobody warned her to never trust stost!

[BlueTsunami]

This can quickly turn into a game of escalation. I would just not interact with her at all unless its on mature and good faith grounds from both sides.

[team filler]

stost joining the #metoo movement outchea

[ToxicAdam]

God, I'm so lonely. 

You're not lonely, it's just the male version of "baby fever".

It's that lizard-brain impulse that keeps us fucking and procreating.

You can bathe in it and  let it drag you down to where it depresses you to such a degree that you make poor life decisions, or you can identify it for what it is and compartmentalize it and put it away.

[BlueTsunami]

Its all laughs and smiles until she wants to hold your R1 trigger hand during a Bloodborne sesh

#bachelorlivesmatter

[HardcoreRetro]

Just show her some Sticky White Stuff to show your real gamer-cred.

[CatsCatsCats]

First he won’t tell us who he is, and now this vague booking nonsense? What’s the story? C’mon already!

[toku]

kris has big dick energy

[Rahxephon91]

You fucks how many many times must I go out until I put Uruk prove chicks don't dig m? In fine I go out night Aguirre bigger And this is the last night where women just include me. I've prove n my ponymmint now: women don't  want men's time to

[Rufus]

Nvm duders, I got promoted.

You're the kid who stressed about the exam with the losers only to get an A.

[Transhuman]

filler is the greatest poster on this whole forum

Not the greatest poster but definitely the greatest liker

[tiesto]

filler is the greatest poster on this whole forum

Not the greatest poster but definitely the greatest liker

Poor D3RANG3D

[Tasty]

You fucks how many many times must I go out until I put Uruk prove chicks don't dig m? In fine I go out night Aguirre bigger And this is the last night where women just include me. I've prove n my ponymmint now: women don't  want men's time to

[Rahxephon91]

It was a bad night guys. Got robbed and a little roughed up.

I'm alive though and spent the morning readjusting(canceling cards, ordering a new phone) and watching the Matrix.

The sad part is now I wish I had taken the iphone's warning of the phone not being backed up a bit more seriously.

[Tasty]

It was a bad night guys. Got robbed and a little roughed up.

I'm alive though and spent the morning readjusting(canceling cards, ordering a new phone) and watching the Matrix.

The sad part is now I wish I had taken the iphone's warning of the phone not being backed up a bit more seriously.

Shit. You file a report? What happened?

Ugh that's my biggest fear when I got out drinking. I've been mugged before, it's not fun.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Ahem,
get your shit together now Jack. If you're going to be a parent then don't half-ass it.

[Kara]

B'sha'ah tovah.

[toku]

Probs having a kid next March 

everything as god wills it bless up

[toku]

[team filler]

Probs having a kid next March 

is the mom a thotty? 

[brawndolicious]

I don't usually say when something bad happens but almost everyone has something going on tonight so I can finally get it out of the way that in March, I finally broke up with my GF of 2 years (the toxic relationship) and am still hitting waves of relief, sadness, and confusion from the guilt that comes from breaking up with someone who felt they were too old to try again. She was 34. She did not act it. I don't think she really truly wanted a relationship other than to prove she could have one.

Glen, it's a lot easier to raise a child together when you don't divorce the person. By that, I mean view your love for your child and your love for the mother as different things rather than marriage being something you automatically do.

Rahx, I don't know your first name but the best thing you can do is to write off the money/phone and at least now you have a story to tell. I think I have a GSM Nexus 5 somewhere that still holds a charge if you need a phone.

[benjipwns]

Probs having a kid next March 

call them a different name every year

[benjipwns]

oh god, they're going to grow up watching you root for LeBron

[TVC15]

Probs having a kid next March 

Get that thing sucked out. You’re bright. I don’t want to see you ruin your life so young. I give you shit over Hillary, but I really think you’re heart and (generally) head are in the right place. You have a future, if you handle this.

[Atramental]

A beautiful 38 year old woman liked me on tinder (yeah I’m back on it...). What do? 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

[BlueTsunami]

Attack that 38 year old vajoo like the peach in an oasis that it is

[Atramental]

She has a blank bio so she could be browsing for fun and nothing more.

[Kara]

I don't usually say when something bad happens but almost everyone has something going on tonight so I can finally get it out of the way that in March, I finally broke up with my GF of 2 years (the toxic relationship) and am still hitting waves of relief, sadness, and confusion from the guilt that comes from breaking up with someone who felt they were too old to try again.

I haven't talked to anyone who has also ended an interpersonal relationships with someone who didn't treat their Borderline Personality Disorder well but I strongly suspect that guilt is a commonly experienced emotion in that group.

I don't want to say, "good for you," because it seems insensitive, but I'm glad you're doing what's best for you.

[warcock]

the ceo of tinder says that if my selection pool is ugly, that I am in fact ugly. Feels bad man. Fix me beverly hills

[warcock]

Guess something is in the air. Just talked to the girl who dumped me and was flirting with me when she knew I was visiting. So about two weeks ago she planned this meet up for us that she ended up standing me up for, all with the classic suddenly ghosting you an hour before the meet up and for hours after. Not new to the game so I gave up on it about 30 minutes in to when we were supposed to meet up. She texted a day after saying she suddenly overslept in the middle of the day which I didn't buy.

So she calls today and tells me she's freaking out as she thinks she caught something (good luck with that in saudi) as she was fucking this dude, who she also admits she stood me up for, and turns out dude was banging escorts raw and she's burning. Wanted to vent to me but I decided to be classy, let her finish, say "sorry to hear that" and all that, make up an excuse cause it's late then bounced.

Now I know it makes me sound like a piece of shit but my reaction wasn't really anger or sadness as you'd think, I kinda knew coming back that hooking back up was a long shot, so it was mostly "fuck you bitch that's what you get" and I'm not sorry. Deciding to string me along after breaking up with me because, as she also admits, this guy is a douche (she never mentioned him to me before) and she was looking for a side thing, then stands me up at a hang out she planned out, and ghosts me? Ain't exactly shedding tears over here.

But it does suck because all things considered I really liked this girl and if a relationship didn't work I wouldn't have minded being friends. But knowing what I know now I don't really want anything to do with her. Gotta respect myself above all else

cant you report her to the cops or her dad and have her stoned, fuck that charmouta.