Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1826607 times)

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #5340 on:** July 04, 2018, 03:57:46 PM »

So she admits that the guy is a douche yet broke a date with you to fuck him without a condom

These girls never learn from their mistakes. Glad you're moving on.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5341 on:** July 04, 2018, 05:07:12 PM »

You should of got in them musty panties but wrapped it up, then peaced out like middle east chadwick did preferably to No Pigeons

team filler · « **Reply #5342 on:** July 04, 2018, 05:11:45 PM »

throw acid on that bitch face

nudemacusers · « **Reply #5343 on:** July 04, 2018, 05:13:56 PM »

Quote from: Jack Remington on July 04, 2018, 12:04:40 AM

Quote from: toku on July 04, 2018, 12:00:09 AM
Quote from: Jack Remington on July 03, 2018, 11:19:40 PM
Probs having a kid next March $:-\$

everything as god wills it bless up

This is more or less exactly what the prospective mother is saying, which is why she's keeping it despite neither of us being really ready for this.

So it goes.

The future liberals want.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5344 on:** July 04, 2018, 05:14:03 PM »

filler don't play

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5345 on:** July 09, 2018, 06:02:24 PM »

Quote from: Exodust on July 04, 2018, 02:52:11 PM

Guess something is in the air. Just talked to the girl who dumped me and was flirting with me when she knew I was visiting. So about two weeks ago she planned this meet up for us that she ended up standing me up for, all with the classic suddenly ghosting you an hour before the meet up and for hours after. Not new to the game so I gave up on it about 30 minutes in to when we were supposed to meet up. She texted a day after saying she suddenly overslept in the middle of the day which I didn't buy.

So she calls today and tells me she's freaking out as she thinks she caught something (good luck with that in saudi) as she was fucking this dude, who she also admits she stood me up for, and turns out dude was banging escorts raw and she's burning. Wanted to vent to me but I decided to be classy, let her finish, say "sorry to hear that" and all that, make up an excuse cause it's late then bounced.

Now I know it makes me sound like a piece of shit but my reaction wasn't really anger or sadness as you'd think, I kinda knew coming back that hooking back up was a long shot, so it was mostly "fuck you bitch that's what you get" and I'm not sorry. Deciding to string me along after breaking up with me because, as she also admits, this guy is a douche (she never mentioned him to me before) and she was looking for a side thing, then stands me up at a hang out she planned out, and ghosts me? Ain't exactly shedding tears over here.

But it does suck because all things considered I really liked this girl and if a relationship didn't work I wouldn't have minded being friends. But knowing what I know now I don't really want anything to do with her. Gotta respect myself above all else

The game is the game.

Can't she go to Dubai and get that resolved?

Atramental · « **Reply #5346 on:** July 09, 2018, 06:59:23 PM »

One of my tinder matches that I’ve been talking to for a couple days just told me she likes to do coke.

Atramental · « **Reply #5347 on:** July 09, 2018, 07:11:54 PM »

I’m just afraid I’ll like it too much after my first try.

Maybe that won’t be the case because I prefer to feel mellow & relaxed than hyped up most of the time.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5348 on:** July 09, 2018, 07:13:12 PM »

Do a bump off her nipples

Valkyrie · « **Reply #5349 on:** July 09, 2018, 07:24:08 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 09, 2018, 07:13:12 PM

Do a bump off her nipples

Butthole or nothing!

Huff · « **Reply #5350 on:** July 09, 2018, 07:39:30 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on July 09, 2018, 07:11:54 PM

I’m just afraid I’ll like it too much after my first try.

Maybe that won’t be the case because I prefer to feel mellow & relaxed than hyped up most of the time.

its probably trash shit and the high you get will be mostly anxiety and not from the mostly ground up calcium tablets anyway

Atramental · « **Reply #5351 on:** July 09, 2018, 07:57:43 PM »

She just revealed to me she's a single mom too.

edit: I'm in too deep. I've already seen her tits.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5352 on:** July 09, 2018, 08:11:13 PM »

Atra attracts some thot ass thot pockets gawdamn

team filler · « **Reply #5353 on:** July 09, 2018, 08:13:01 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on July 09, 2018, 06:59:23 PM

One of my tinder matches that I’ve been talking to for a couple days just told me she likes to do coke.

Quote from: Atramental on July 09, 2018, 07:57:43 PM

She just revealed to me she's a single mom too.

edit: I'm in too deep. I've already seen her tits.

Atramental · « **Reply #5354 on:** July 09, 2018, 10:21:49 PM »

Should I meet her this Saturday or nah?

Kara · « **Reply #5355 on:** July 09, 2018, 10:22:38 PM »

Of course.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #5356 on:** July 09, 2018, 10:25:03 PM »

ya do a bunch of blow off her tiddies

Atramental · « **Reply #5357 on:** July 09, 2018, 10:27:23 PM »

My god, I’m becoming a degenerate. Slowly but surely.

Tasty · « **Reply #5358 on:** July 09, 2018, 10:46:36 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on July 09, 2018, 10:27:23 PM

My god, I’m becoming a degenerate. Slowly but surely.

I almost went to an orgy last week.

Atramental · « **Reply #5359 on:** July 09, 2018, 10:48:03 PM »

What stopped you from going?

Tasty · « **Reply #5360 on:** July 09, 2018, 10:50:59 PM »

Sketched out around the time they started telling me about the mandatory medical check-up.

team filler · « **Reply #5361 on:** July 10, 2018, 12:21:40 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 09, 2018, 10:50:59 PM

Sketched out around the time they started telling me about the mandatory medical check-up.

raw sex

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5362 on:** July 10, 2018, 12:30:59 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 09, 2018, 10:50:59 PM

Sketched out around the time they started telling me about the mandatory medical check-up.

Man that defeats the purpose of an orgy. The looming spectre of an STD gives it that element of danger.

Atramental · « **Reply #5363 on:** July 10, 2018, 11:08:44 AM »

Oh thank god. The more wholesome girl I’ve been messaging on tinder seems down to meet me this Thursday.

nachobro · « **Reply #5364 on:** July 10, 2018, 11:11:04 AM »

ask if you can do coke off her nips instead

Atramental · « **Reply #5365 on:** July 10, 2018, 11:24:43 AM »

This girl told me she’d be down to smoke weed with me. I’d much rather do that than coke.

VomKriege · « **Reply #5366 on:** July 10, 2018, 11:34:35 AM »

Winners don't do diabetes !

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5367 on:** July 10, 2018, 12:10:39 PM »

Just don't become her coke daddy, she might be angling for this

brawndolicious · « **Reply #5368 on:** July 10, 2018, 12:40:09 PM »

She's probably not that wild. She probably just thinks a 20 something single dude with no attachments would think she's too conservative or something. Go and have a good time.

team filler · « **Reply #5369 on:** July 10, 2018, 03:44:41 PM »

cocaine really ain't anymore addictive than alcohol, breh. take a few bumps and allow yourself to enjoy it. then smash that thotty's pisser

Atramental · « **Reply #5370 on:** July 10, 2018, 04:58:42 PM »

I just hope it's not laced with something screwy.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5371 on:** July 10, 2018, 05:44:52 PM »

Scene IX

(Atra and Powderpuff are parked outside the Chino low rises in Powderpuff's 2001 hunter green Hyundai Accent)

Powderpuff: (coolly) ...he's usually good with the curb side service.

(Atra looks through the cracked windshield and down the block nervously)

(Powderpuff side-eyes and considers Atra, her trademark crooked smile in full effect)

Powderpuff: Hit this sweety, it'll take the edge off...

(Atra hits the joint with a bit too much enthusiasm. Herb and and harsh metalics swim in his mouth. Too late to recoil from what he just pulled, he can already feel the known and unknown making its way upstream.)

Powderpuff:

naff · « **Reply #5372 on:** July 10, 2018, 10:59:16 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on July 09, 2018, 10:27:23 PM

My god, I’m becoming a degenerate. Slowly but surely.

hurry that shit up mang, what have you got to lose. live.

nachobro · « **Reply #5373 on:** July 10, 2018, 11:25:14 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on July 10, 2018, 04:58:42 PM

I just hope it's not laced with something screwy.

this isn't a dare class, dawg. no one is out here lacing drugs. maybe just a little baby laxative

Atramental · « **Reply #5374 on:** July 10, 2018, 11:41:29 PM »

M’kay. If you say so.

My next concern is that she has the herp or a hep but I’ll cross that bridge when I get there.

edit: just to get everyone on the same page:

I’m seeing cocaine girl on Saturday for breakfast because of her weird schedule.

And I’m seeing wholesome pot girl this Thursday for dinner.

Kara · « **Reply #5375 on:** July 10, 2018, 11:53:20 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5376 on:** July 11, 2018, 01:45:42 AM »

Now I want a dating site that lists prospective lovers by their degenerate vices

Atramental · « **Reply #5377 on:** July 11, 2018, 11:03:07 AM »

Quote from: naff on July 10, 2018, 10:59:16 PM

Quote from: Atramental on July 09, 2018, 10:27:23 PM
My god, I’m becoming a degenerate. Slowly but surely.

hurry that shit up mang, what have you got to lose. live.

I'm here for a long time, not a good time.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #5378 on:** July 11, 2018, 11:35:28 AM »

Quote from: riotous on July 11, 2018, 02:18:44 AM

Atra is informing us port girl canceled on Thursday, cocaine girl cancels on Friday.

Heroin girl still good for Sunday.

Huff · « **Reply #5379 on:** July 11, 2018, 11:40:36 AM »

atra i think youd be surprised about how many people actual play around with blow

well maybe not in small town sc, but still

Valkyrie · « **Reply #5380 on:** July 11, 2018, 03:29:53 PM »

That feel when you hit it off with a cutie at the bar, and he ruins the mood by asking for a threesome with your best friend.

If it wasn't a girl I saw as my sister, sure. But alas.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #5381 on:** July 11, 2018, 07:12:21 PM »

You miss all the shots you don't take

Atramental · « **Reply #5382 on:** July 11, 2018, 07:13:51 PM »

A threesome sounds exhausting tbh.

I’d only be down if I didn’t have to do any work.

Beezy · « **Reply #5383 on:** July 11, 2018, 09:21:46 PM »

You're officially the laziest person here.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #5384 on:** July 11, 2018, 10:21:55 PM »

I had the offer once but I passed because I wasn't that kinky yet. And I'm not bragging, it was a fairly common thing in my college town (Santa Cruz). Probably all the bisexuals. A couple single dude friends had the same reaction as me and tbh I don't know anyone who had a threesome where their SO wasn't taking part.

Now though, there have been times I've had sex with girls who were incredibly lazy and it would have been great if they could tag somebody in.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #5385 on:** July 12, 2018, 11:55:54 AM »

I've found my experience that it is somewhat exhausting. But you gotta work work work work work.

Atramental · « **Reply #5386 on:** July 12, 2018, 01:06:47 PM »

Oh, I'll watch MFF porn all day.

I just realize you have to be some sort of athlete to fuck two women at once like a champ.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Then again, the girl I was boning was heavy and it took a lot of physical effort to move her around.

[close]

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #5387 on:** July 12, 2018, 02:42:01 PM »

sex is just the activity you do in between the drugs and booze. It's not really the main event that requires this intense performance or level of concentration. It's just another drug in the mix.

Atramental · « **Reply #5388 on:** July 12, 2018, 02:46:12 PM »

He’s not wrong.

It basically turns into mutual masturbation when you’re not really emotionally invested in the other person.

team filler · « **Reply #5389 on:** July 12, 2018, 03:28:11 PM »

Quote from: Valkyrie on July 11, 2018, 03:29:53 PM

That feel when you hit it off with a cutie at the bar, and he ruins the mood by asking for a threesome with your best friend.

If it wasn't a girl I saw as my sister, sure. But alas.

very disappointed in you

team filler · « **Reply #5390 on:** July 12, 2018, 03:29:20 PM »

Quote from: kris on July 12, 2018, 03:01:14 PM

it's not a crime to nut

tell that to neogaf moderator and close friend to evilore, amirox

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #5391 on:** July 12, 2018, 03:42:07 PM »

It’s not a strong legal position

Atramental · « **Reply #5392 on:** July 12, 2018, 11:15:20 PM »

My date with wholesome pot girl went well. Kinda simple but a total sweetie (she let me take a hit off her weed vape pen

). I could probably use that in my life right now.

Also, she seems down to meet up again.

edit: plus, this was her first online/tinder date ever lol. I told her they don’t always go so smoothly as ours haha.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5393 on:** July 12, 2018, 11:20:54 PM »

Dont lie, this played in your head when she held the vape to your eager lips

Atra making moves!

FreeNudeLyleLanley · « **Reply #5394 on:** July 13, 2018, 12:18:19 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on July 12, 2018, 02:46:12 PM

He’s not wrong.

It basically turns into mutual masturbation when you’re not really emotionally invested in the other person.

Haven't you only fucked once?

Atramental · « **Reply #5395 on:** July 13, 2018, 12:20:17 AM »

I fucked the same girl a handful of times but near the end of that fling I wasn't feeling any sort of lovely dovey feelings tbh. I had to close my eyes and think about porn scenes during bang sesh 4 and 5. That's when I knew I had to get out of the situation I was in.

FreeNudeLyleLanley · « **Reply #5396 on:** July 13, 2018, 12:22:29 AM »

Touché

Atramental · « **Reply #5397 on:** July 13, 2018, 12:26:27 AM »

Speaking of which. I probably need to go cold turkey on the porn for a bit while I'm dating again.

Gotta build up that raw animalistic lust.

Snowden · « **Reply #5398 on:** July 13, 2018, 12:30:48 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on July 13, 2018, 12:26:27 AM

Speaking of which. I probably need to go cold turkey on the porn for a bit while I'm dating again.

Gotta build up that raw animalistic lust.

Didn't you give up on dating recently? What changed?

Anyways, good job and good luck with the new lady.

Atramental · « **Reply #5399 on:** July 13, 2018, 12:32:58 AM »

For a bit then I gave it just one more honest try.

It just gets super frustrating/depressing when you try to meet up with a handful of girls and they all cancel on you in a row.

edit: I basically followed through with your advice from a while back, snowden. I just didn't try as hard/give too much of a fuck if I got dates or not.

edit2: Also, it helped that I had a two week break from work recently. That kinda reset my brain a bit.

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