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[Tasty]

I guess one group pic isn't a bad idea. 🤔

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Now that seemingly every profile comes preloaded with "I like craft beer and hiking", people are looking for more ways to differentiate themselves.  I personally wouldn't take it too seriously nor would I think more of someone who did.

[Bebpo]

That’s funny about the fish thing. I’d never heard of it either until a gal I know mentioned it over the weekend saying they swipe pass on any guy holding a fish, which apparently was common enough to be a thing. Who knew.

Speaking of group pics, what do you guys do with the other people in the pics? I feel weird putting their faces/photos on something so public so if I had photoshop skills I’d blur out their faces, but I don’t so I don’t really use group pics. Like the last one I posted in the pics thread is a good photo of me and I’d use it but I’d need to blur everyone else out or put like cat heads on everyone or something :3

[Atramental]

Not to put too much stake into Myers Briggs tests but the girl I’ve been dating said she just took it during work today and got ESFJ. Which is funny because I typically get INTP. We’re essentially polar opposites. 

Which is easy to see why my interest in her died off so quickly.

It’s like a gullible Labrador trying to get with a robot with ADD. 

edit: she seems pretty interested in me though. So I’ll let things play out and hopefully get my beak wet soon.

[Assimilate]

it would be funny to run an experiment on Tinder. Have a ton of fake profiles holding up something ridiculous and see if it catches on

[Tasty]

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[Atramental]

Question: when is it generally acceptable to invite your date back to your place to "watch a movie"? 

My first fling kinda threw me for a loop wanting to jump my bones after the first date so...

edit: And wholesome pot girl really isn't that overtly sexual.

[BlueTsunami]

Question: when is it generally acceptable to invite your date back to your place to "watch a movie"? 

My first fling kinda threw me for a loop wanting to jump my bones after the first date so...

edit: And wholesome pot girl really isn't that overtly sexual.

Third date seems to be the magic number

[Assimilate]

Question: when is it generally acceptable to invite your date back to your place to "watch a movie"? 

My first fling kinda threw me for a loop wanting to jump my bones after the first date so...

edit: And wholesome pot girl really isn't that overtly sexual.

you haven't even whipped your dick out yet?

 

[Atramental]

Like I said, this girl is kinda shy when it comes to intimacy. Or at least around me she is. 

I'm not going to whip my hog out on the 2nd date and just hope she's cool with it. 

edit: Also, she was stiff when I tried kissing her on the mouth on our 2nd date. 

[Huff]

could always invite her over for you to cook for her

A little less obvious that asking to watch a movie

Also there’s no strick answer on when someone is ready to slob your knob

[Assimilate]

edit: Also, she was stiff when I tried kissing her on the mouth on our 2nd date. 

Whatever you're doing you're doing it wrong because there's only 1 thing that needs to be stiff in this situation 

could always invite her over for you to cook for her

Nah don't cook for her, she's a stoner. Get some taco bell and ask her to come over and smoke.

[Atramental]

could always invite her over for you to cook for her

A little less obvious that asking to watch a movie

Also there’s no strick answer on when someone is ready to slob your knob

I can't really cook for shit though... except for basic breakfast foods I guess. 

[Bebpo]

could always invite her over for you to cook for her

Nah don't cook for her, she's a stoner. Get some taco bell and ask her to come over and smoke.

I'd go with this one, yeah.

[CatsCatsCats]

It was so much easier in your early twenties when you could just have a house party, am I right? RIP youth

[BlueTsunami]

It was so much easier in your early twenties when you could just have a house party, am I right? RIP youth

From this



To pretending you watch the Handmaids Tale in the digital realm

[brawndolicious]

Did the girl like hanging out with you?

If yes, say "I want to see you again".

If she agrees, you'll naturally figure out a plan, get to know one another, and either resent each other or be happily naked together.

There was one girl in college that was kinda timid/horny and I just asked her one day if she wants me to just jump her as soon as I answer the door. That was the correct assumption for that specific person but it took me a couple weeks to get to know her well enough to suggest that.

[naff]

It was so much easier in your early twenties when you could just have a house party, am I right? RIP youth

what happens to house parties in your mid-late 20s?

[toku]

terrible mistakes

[Huff]

just really bad hangovers and everyone trying to leave 10minutes after showing

[Kara]

I wish the house parties we had cleared out after 10 minutes...

[chronovore]

That’s funny about the fish thing. I’d never heard of it either until a gal I know mentioned it over the weekend saying they swipe pass on any guy holding a fish, which apparently was common enough to be a thing. Who knew.

Speaking of group pics, what do you guys do with the other people in the pics? I feel weird putting their faces/photos on something so public so if I had photoshop skills I’d blur out their faces, but I don’t so I don’t really use group pics. Like the last one I posted in the pics thread is a good photo of me and I’d use it but I’d need to blur everyone else out or put like cat heads on everyone or something :3

Photoshop your face over all of their faces.

Also works for photos taken posing with a fish.

[ToxicAdam]

I wish the house parties we had cleared out after 10 minutes...

House parties were basically as long as the neighbors/cops allowed.

 One time, the host of a house party spit on a cop (because he broke his gold chain) and then we all got taken down to jail.

[BisMarckie]

Was he Italian?

[I'm a Puppy!]

But you’re going to fuck her and get that milk right?

Sounds great in theory, but it could be a letdown.

I just got this joke, nice!

Eh, it wasn't the breast joke I've heard.

[CatsCatsCats]

Buttermilk!

[Raist]

Apparently in Boston it's common for str8 guys on Bumble to pose with fish? Like overwhelmingly so.

Is this the case anywhere else?

What if they're actually super horny fish posing with humans.

[Tasty]

Apparently in Boston it's common for str8 guys on Bumble to pose with fish? Like overwhelmingly so.

Is this the case anywhere else?

What if they're actually super horny fish posing with humans.

Then I know just the one for them.

[Mupepe]

A Troy McClure joke would have been better

[Atramental]

Going on my 3rd date with pot girl tomorrow night.

We’re going to some hipster taco joint next to a brewery. 

[toku]

trust and believe in yourself atra, you're gonna have a lot of fun 

bless up

[naff]

3rd date = get high and fuck

also, tacos

you bang your milf boss?

[Tasty]

Saw cute nerd guy again tonight. He's great.

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He likes anime and horror movies.

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[Huff]

anime?

bail

[Bebpo]

Well I put my Bumble profile up. Will see how that goesssssssssss

Didn't realize it was still match based. Blah, might as well have just stuck to Tinder. Thought it was like an OKC where women have to make the first move by liking/messaging your profile showing interest.

[Bebpo]

Uhhhh, so I’m getting tons of matches with very attractive women within an hour or two.

Then again Bumble doesn’t show your height, so maybe this is what dating would be like if I wasn’t short  :'(
Or maybe just a lot of prostitutes on this thing.

[Kara]

She's not a MILF dude she's younger than me

http://twitter.com/Goons_TXT/status/1022270344411996160

[Tasty]

anime?

bail

But I also like anime.

Well some of it.

We both like Parasyte a lot which I think is a good sign.

[CatsCatsCats]

Uhhhh, so I’m getting tons of matches with very attractive women within an hour or two.

Then again Bumble doesn’t show your height, so maybe this is what dating would be like if I wasn’t short  :'(
Or maybe just a lot of prostitutes on this thing. Will see if they message me and I hope to god their first question isn’t how tall are you.

You’re just a cutie and bumble has higher quality ladies that I’ve seen

[toku]

anime?

bail

But I also like anime.

Well some of it.

We both like Parasyte a lot which I think is a good sign.

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should call him horror bae should the relationship and your posts here continue

Uhhhh, so I’m getting tons of matches with very attractive women within an hour or two.

Then again Bumble doesn’t show your height, so maybe this is what dating would be like if I wasn’t short  :'(
Or maybe just a lot of prostitutes on this thing.

you're a catch g don't run from it

[Tasty]

I think I need to slow my roll on the horror stuff a bit, I was talking about Noroi and Audition and he was talking about Annabelle and The Grudge.

He's big into ANOES at the very least.

[Atramental]

I brought up A Serbian Film on one of my first dates.

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there wasn't a second date. 

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[BlueTsunami]

I think I need to slow my roll on the horror stuff a bit, I was talking about Noroi and Audition and he was talking about Annabelle and The Grudge.

He's big into ANOES at the very least.

Better hide your copy of Salo. Nothing like a date thumbing through your media somehow landing on the shit you least want to explain

[Kara]

Uhhhh, so I’m getting tons of matches with very attractive women within an hour or two.

Then again Bumble doesn’t show your height, so maybe this is what dating would be like if I wasn’t short  :'(
Or maybe just a lot of prostitutes on this thing.

Please, do share your Bumble experiences on TheBore. 

  Asstradamus

[Rahxephon91]

Bumble in my experience is used by more career sucsesful women and since you’re a successful dude yourself Bebop it makes sense you’re doing well.

[HardcoreRetro]

anime?

bail

But I also like anime.

Well some of it.

We both like Parasyte a lot which I think is a good sign.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/9fnxYpB.gif[mg]

Especially the part in the manga were migi turns into a penis.

[Assimilate]

  Asstradamus

 

mods: please. name change.

[Bebpo]

Actually, this is embarrassing but I thought in Bumble because there was like a heart on a profile it meant they liked you and when you swiped it was a match. Then I found out every profile looks like that and none of them are matching, whoops 

[Assimilate]

Actually, this is embarrassing but I thought in Bumble because there was like a heart on a profile it meant they liked you and when you swiped it was a match. Then I found out every profile looks like that and none of them are matching, whoops 

 

[brawndolicious]

Actually, this is embarrassing but I thought in Bumble because there was like a heart on a profile it meant they liked you and when you swiped it was a match. Then I found out every profile looks like that and none of them are matching, whoops 

Oh, well we all make that mistake in real life.

[Valkyrie]

Bumble is really weird and bad for such a small town, it won’t let you set a distance anymore so most people shown are really far away. I just don’t get the point of not having a feature like that.

[Assimilate]

Actually, this is embarrassing but I thought in Bumble because there was like a heart on a profile it meant they liked you and when you swiped it was a match. Then I found out every profile looks like that and none of them are matching, whoops 

Bumble is really weird and bad for such a small town, it won’t let you set a distance anymore so most people shown are really far away. I just don’t get the point of not having a feature like that.

Bumble sounds like it was designed by mentally deficient chipmunks.

Why you shaming women???

[Huff]

lol Ruzbeh with the dating app talk

[Rahxephon91]

Honestly at this point I’m just afraid of women. I wonder how I can get past that.

[Assimilate]

Honestly at this point I’m just afraid of women. I wonder how I can get past that.

Try being a bigger White Knight. If they see how supportive you are, and how you come to the rescue of women's rights, they'll think you are a good guy and they'll want to date you.

[Rahxephon91]

Honestly at this point I’m just afraid of women. I wonder how I can get past that.

Try being a bigger White Knight. If they see how supportive you are, and how you come to the rescue of women's rights, they'll think you are a good guy and they'll want to date you.

I’m so sorry for posting because now we got this shitty post.

[Tasty]

Honestly at this point I’m just afraid of women. I wonder how I can get past that.

Try being a bigger White Knight. If they see how supportive you are, and how you come to the rescue of women's rights, they'll think you are a good guy and they'll want to date you.

Imagine being this much of a bitter loser.

Just imagine.

[Assimilate]

Honestly at this point I’m just afraid of women. I wonder how I can get past that.

Try being a bigger White Knight. If they see how supportive you are, and how you come to the rescue of women's rights, they'll think you are a good guy and they'll want to date you.

I’m so sorry for posting because now we got this shitty post.

I'm insulted 

All i'm saying is to listen to the Bore. And now i'm a bad guy for it ?

[REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK]

Honestly at this point I’m just afraid of women. I wonder how I can get past that.

Try being a bigger White Knight. If they see how supportive you are, and how you come to the rescue of women's rights, they'll think you are a good guy and they'll want to date you.

Imagine being this much of a bitter loser.

Just imagine.

Which one???

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

This thread has gone to shit since Assimilate started posting in it.  I'm not even sure the return of FemAtra can save it now.