RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[Bebpo]

Good fucking riddance. I bet her vagina is as rotten as her personality.

You got any crepe pics tho?

I do have Crepe pics! They're on my IG. Here ya go:



the crepe was fucking enormous. Only could eat like 1/3rd of it. Was tasty but I think Crepes are better without any ice cream. Just bogs it down.

Anyhow she calls me from the parking lot and asks what I'm wearing so she can find me and then says "oh yeah, I never asked how tall you were" and I told her I was 5'5" and she goes "You know I'm 5'10" right?" and I reply yeah it's on her profile and she's like "You don't mind?" and I kinda laugh and say not at all.

Is this true though? would you really not mind?

I know i would. I wouldn't want a girl that much taller than me. I don't even like girls that are as tall or slightly taller than me when they put on high heels.

No? Maybe it's because I grew up with my best friend being like 6'5" and even Jackfrost2012 here who was living near me and my buddy for a while was like 6'4" or something. So I'm used to being around tall people.

Or maybe it's because I'm slightly bisexual (in an asexual towards guys though) and have feminine traits, and like being the cute short one just as much as being the tall one in a relationship.
I'm down to date someone of any height or race. But not religion or political party!

[team filler]

Yes I too, have a big dick.

[Assimilate]

Good fucking riddance. I bet her vagina is as rotten as her personality.

You got any crepe pics tho?

I do have Crepe pics! They're on my IG. Here ya go:

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the crepe was fucking enormous. Only could eat like 1/3rd of it. Was tasty but I think Crepes are better without any ice cream. Just bogs it down.

So a girl stood you up and your first thought was to shove your face full of sugar?

I guess if it made you feel better, right?

[Bebpo]

Good fucking riddance. I bet her vagina is as rotten as her personality.

You got any crepe pics tho?

I do have Crepe pics! They're on my IG. Here ya go:

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the crepe was fucking enormous. Only could eat like 1/3rd of it. Was tasty but I think Crepes are better without any ice cream. Just bogs it down.

So a girl stood you up and your first thought was to shove your face full of sugar?

I guess if it made you feel better, right?

No, I had a crepe because Crepes are awesome and it's weekend so I like to enjoy myself. I also drank a strawberry lemon drop martini last night which was full of sugar and awesome so 

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treat yo self, brehs 

[Assimilate]

5'11" and then some

Lol

   

leave me alone you stupid giraffe of a man

[nudemacusers]

hmm, of average height but vaguely ethnic and cute enough w/ an appropriately straight knowledge of fashion and the commercial arts to steal yo girl. 

[Assimilate]

edited for zen.

[nudemacusers]

can we all agree that Bush was an awful band.

[Bebpo]

i feel bad for the short guys but they can be highly competitive dicks though so i don't feel that bad for them. If you ever end up in an office with one of those guys.... they're the worst, especially those with any type of power.

It's true, we're compensating for a lot. I'm a massive prick

Yeah, but that's your charming side!

[BlueTsunami]

The best thing about dating a taller woman is your face is in those titties in missionary. Then cowgirl, thats the real mountain that rides 

[BisMarckie]

Being 6'6" I've yet to meet a woman taller than me, so to experience that is virtually impossible:

[Beezy]

Anyhow she calls me from the parking lot and asks what I'm wearing so she can find me and then says "oh yeah, I never asked how tall you were" and I told her I was 5'5" and she goes "You know I'm 5'10" right?" and I reply yeah it's on her profile and she's like "You don't mind?" and I kinda laugh and say not at all.

Is this true though? would you really not mind?

I know i would. I wouldn't want a girl that much taller than me. I don't even like girls that are as tall or slightly taller than me when they put on high heels.

Why though?

I've been with a woman my height/taller in heels and I loved walking around with her. It ended quickly, but height wasn't the issue. Btw, I'm also 5'11".

[BlueTsunami]

I always viewed ones perception on height differences as a sort of litmus test for how you really view yourself or whatever power dynamic you feel thats necessary in a relationship by having to tower over your significant other. Same thing goes for women. But this is just an intrinsic preference you have to wade through somwtimes as a manlet. Either you accept the reality or wear elevator shoes for the rest of your life.

[Assimilate]

Anyhow she calls me from the parking lot and asks what I'm wearing so she can find me and then says "oh yeah, I never asked how tall you were" and I told her I was 5'5" and she goes "You know I'm 5'10" right?" and I reply yeah it's on her profile and she's like "You don't mind?" and I kinda laugh and say not at all.

Is this true though? would you really not mind?

I know i would. I wouldn't want a girl that much taller than me. I don't even like girls that are as tall or slightly taller than me when they put on high heels.

Why though?

I've been with a woman my height/taller in heels and I loved walking around with her. It ended quickly, but height wasn't the issue. Btw, I'm also 5'11".

I always viewed ones perception on height differences as a sort of litmus test for how you really view yourself or whatever power dynamic you feel thats necessary in a relationship by having to tower over your significant other. Same thing goes for women. But this is just an intrinsic preference you have to wade through somwtimes as a manlet. Either you accept the reality or wear elevator shoes for the rest of your life.

Maybe i just like shorter girls better. They've always ridden cock better and they tend to cuddle better.

Taller girls always take up more space on the bed and are usually heavier on top of you.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Assimilate trying to share life experiences that he's obviously made up is one part cringe and one part hilarious.

[Mupepe]

Short chicks do cuddle better though.  And it's easier for them to get thick without getting well... fat. 

[Valkyrie]

[Beezy]

Anyhow she calls me from the parking lot and asks what I'm wearing so she can find me and then says "oh yeah, I never asked how tall you were" and I told her I was 5'5" and she goes "You know I'm 5'10" right?" and I reply yeah it's on her profile and she's like "You don't mind?" and I kinda laugh and say not at all.

Is this true though? would you really not mind?

I know i would. I wouldn't want a girl that much taller than me. I don't even like girls that are as tall or slightly taller than me when they put on high heels.

Why though?

I've been with a woman my height/taller in heels and I loved walking around with her. It ended quickly, but height wasn't the issue. Btw, I'm also 5'11".

I always viewed ones perception on height differences as a sort of litmus test for how you really view yourself or whatever power dynamic you feel thats necessary in a relationship by having to tower over your significant other. Same thing goes for women. But this is just an intrinsic preference you have to wade through somwtimes as a manlet. Either you accept the reality or wear elevator shoes for the rest of your life.

Maybe i just like shorter girls better. They've always ridden cock better and they tend to cuddle better.

Taller girls always take up more space on the bed and are usually heavier on top of you.

[Mupepe]

prove me wrong, bb?

[Beezy]

Valkyrie, how tall are you and what are your height requirements?

[Valkyrie]

Someone's gonna think I'm lying because ~girls don't like shorter dudes~.

[ToxicAdam]

I prefer shorter girls and I'll tell you the psychological reason behind it.

Smaller person = smaller body parts = makes me feel "bigger" in their hands or inside them. Also, they are more likely to have that "hourglass" figure that my monkey brain craves.

[BlueTsunami]

When you need a step up when hitting it from the back tho 

We all need a little help sometimes

[Assimilate]

Assimilate trying to share life experiences that he's obviously made up is one part cringe and one part hilarious.

And then everyone backs up my claims... annihilated much?

Someone's gonna think I'm lying because ~girls don't like shorter dudes~.

If you like short guys that also are shy and lack confidence i'm not going to deny it and say you are lying. I'm going to ask what's up with you and if you need someone to talk to? Clearly something is wrong.

[Valkyrie]

This guy.

[Assimilate]

This guy.

Or maybe you want to feed false hope to the Bores less desirable folks? You're very kind if so, but i don't think it will help in the long run.

[Mupepe]

I'm short compared to KennyLoggins and I'm pretty shy and get really nervous around women

[BlueTsunami]

I'm short compared to KennyLoggins and I'm pretty shy and get really nervous around women

S-senpai noticed me~ 

*goes and rips a 2million lb deadlift*

[Valkyrie]

This guy.

Or maybe you want to feed false hope to the Bores less desirable folks? You're very kind if so, but i don't think it will help in the long run.

Only thing I’m here to feed my bore boyfriends with is memes.

[Nabbis]

And you call that other place the trash thread.

[Mupepe]

shush, assimilate.  I'm thirsty and momma feeds me.

[tiesto]

I'm 5'10" but have dated the gamut from 4'10" to 6'. Height doesn't matter at all to me. My girlfriend is 5'3".

[I'm a Puppy!]

Some women like men? pshaw 

[Mupepe]

Some men like men

[Tasty]

Some men like men

[ToxicAdam]

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dozens-of-men-duped-by-woman-on-tinder-tricked-into-massive-dating-competition-in-union-square-natasha-aponte-new-york-city/

[team filler]

This guy.

Or maybe you want to feed false hope to the Bores less desirable folks? You're very kind if so, but i don't think it will help in the long run.

Only thing I’m here to feed my bore boyfriends with is memes.

save the memes  , just feed me likes 

[Bebpo]

I prefer shorter girls and I'll tell you the psychological reason behind it.

Smaller person = smaller body parts = makes me feel "bigger" in their hands or inside them. Also, they are more likely to have that "hourglass" figure that my monkey brain craves.

I don't think you're right about that. Most tall women I know are thin because it's harder to put on weight since you burn more calories.

[CatsCatsCats]

Think that’s what he’s saying. Easier for shorter girls to put on enough weight to get a nice hourglass body

[hampster]

5'8" :'( I need some laughs to comfort me

[team filler]

Some men like men

some men like women, but also like big black dick 

[TEEEPO]

5'8" :'( I need some laughs to comfort me

[team filler]

pd showed me the way 

[Assimilate]

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dozens-of-men-duped-by-woman-on-tinder-tricked-into-massive-dating-competition-in-union-square-natasha-aponte-new-york-city/

Online world gave these bitches too much power.

[Nintex]

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dozens-of-men-duped-by-woman-on-tinder-tricked-into-massive-dating-competition-in-union-square-natasha-aponte-new-york-city/

What did you do Atra?

[Raist]

Being 6'6" I've yet to meet a woman taller than me, so to experience that is virtually impossible:

I got you bruv.

[TakingBackSunday]

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dozens-of-men-duped-by-woman-on-tinder-tricked-into-massive-dating-competition-in-union-square-natasha-aponte-new-york-city/

Online world gave these bitches too much power.

gee this is totally a surprising take from you

[BisMarckie]

SERENITY NOW!

[Assimilate]

Online world gave these bitches too much power    Zen 

It's a factual statement.

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waiting for Nola to come asking for citations

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[Valkyrie]

[Rufus]

176cm manlet reporting in.

[Atramental]

I’m a little bit over 180 cm.

Europe and the rest of the world, here I cum come.

[brawndolicious]

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dozens-of-men-duped-by-woman-on-tinder-tricked-into-massive-dating-competition-in-union-square-natasha-aponte-new-york-city/

Online world gave these bitches too much power.

gee this is totally a surprising take from you

You don't have power over someone unless you're capable of making them happy. And you know she don't do beejers.

[Flannel Boy]

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Replace with 179 with 5'11" (180 cm) and 180 with 6' (183 cm) for North Americans. Fucking round numbers!

[Raist]

I'm 1m85. Y'all are midgets lolz.

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Fuck off Kenny

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[BisMarckie]

[Huff]

Lol yal are cm tall? What is this a midget convention

[TakingBackSunday]

a post like that is basically assimilates bat signal

[Assimilate]

I do wonder how much height matters for women.

I prefer shorter-than-me but it doesn't matter much.

I'm thinking women prefer taller-than-me but also it doesn't matter much.

Because I've seen plenty of girls with boyfriends that just aren't that tall. Dudes with hot girlfriends/wives but are shorter than me. I'm average height.

So yeah I don't think it matters much.

But it has already been shown that women care a lot about height.

There was a study (i'm sure Nola will find it) that showed that the smaller the guy was the more money he had to make to compensate.

Women do not like short dudes. I'm not short, 5'11, and i've still had some girls say "oh i thought you were taller". I can't imagine what guys under the 5'10 mark would go through.

ACTUALLY NO DUFUS YOU'RE WRONG BECAUSE IT GOES AGAINST BIOLOGY (Image removed from quote.)

But you are wrong. Horribly wrong. I don't think there's anyone in the right mind that would put their money down to bet most girls don't care about height lol

I've heard the expression "tall, dark and handsome"
i've never heard "short, dark and handsome"
Unless you listen to valkryie then yah "short, shy and nervously insecure"