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[Assimilate]

I didn't say women didn't care about height. I said they didn't care that much.

I know not because of some shitty study but by looking at actual people doing actual things.

Women are banging short dudes all over the place. Deal with it.

That is possible but on average, no. Also, you don't know what those short dudes have to compensate. I have friends that are short, they struggle. They always struggle. That doesn't mean they don't bang chicks, they usually just don't bang the ones they want.

[Assimilate]

I know not because of some shitty study but by looking at actual people doing actual things.

Shitty science, I've SEEN THINGS - dufus

 

Now if i said that i'd have Nola in here writing up a storm doing a full on analysis.

[Assimilate]

I'm too old for this shit.

Says the short guy with an anime avatar posting on thebore. 

[Flannel Boy]

This is from dating site data, so it won't completely translate into real life.

Keep in mind the average American female is 5'4".

Life is about trade-offs. Short men can still have a lot of success if they bring other things to the table.

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like booster seats

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[Flannel Boy]

'said they would [...]'

a lot of times people say this or that, but they behave differently from what they say, so that's not very useful data

Yes, people end up settling. That's life.

[mormapope]

Taller peeps have a higher chance of cancer and heart disease due to being weird mutants. Is more pussy worth being a mutant that will die a horrible death?

Probably. Me and the 5'9 breathen will bang your widowed, used up wives brehs.

[BlueTsunami]

Lol yal are cm tall? What is this a midget convention

A message board for ants

[Assimilate]

'said they would [...]'

a lot of times people say this or that, but they behave differently from what they say, so that's not very useful data

and before assi goes ape shit for a second time, I know women prefer taller men and that's what i said, but there are other factors that come into play

a funny, confident short guy with game will be more successful than a self-loathing tall guy

of course a confident tall guy will be most successful of all, and i never said anything to the contrary

didn't i say that as well? da fuq?

sigh, i'm too zen for this.

[BisMarckie]

A message board for ants

Tell me about it. 'I am 6ft "tall" ' 

[Rahxephon91]

Was we get it, being short means women don't like you. What is your point Assimlate? You're really starting to piss me off with your bullshit. Go be a piece of shit garbage human somewhere else.

[Assimilate]

Was we get it, being short means women don't like you. What is your point Assimlate? You're really starting to piss me off with your bullshit. Go be a piece of shit garbage human somewhere else.

 

You need to meditate my dude. Too much anger. Chill.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Those that care, don't matter. Those that matter, don't care.

[Rahxephon91]

I've meditated and nope, I still realize you suck.

[team filler]

short people have a difficulty finding their zen, like it's on the top shelf 

[TakingBackSunday]

girlfriend missed her period 

we're pretty sure it's related to her changing her birth control.  We've been wearing condoms and even then I haven't been finishing inside of her, so we're pretty confident it's nothing, but still 

she's gonna take a pregnancy test tonight

[BlueTsunami]

Playfully suggest the possible pregnancy be sponsorrd by Taco Bell. Basically she would have to wear taco bell themed maternity wear and all the medical costs will be covered.

[Raist]

A message board for ants

Tell me about it. 'I am 6ft "tall" ' 

Being 6'6" I've yet to meet a woman taller than me, so to experience that is virtually impossible:

[Mupepe]

girlfriend missed her period 

we're pretty sure it's related to her changing her birth control.  We've been wearing condoms and even then I haven't been finishing inside of her, so we're pretty confident it's nothing, but still 

she's gonna take a pregnancy test tonight

Birth control. Condoms. And pulling out??? My god man. Where’s the excitement of the risk??

[Mupepe]

Short girls in heels

[BlueTsunami]

When the titties are almost as large as her upper body 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Men lie about height.  I've told this story before a few times but I'm 5'11.  However most guys like to lie and add about a couple of inches to their height, probably because of thots that care about height.  Well, some guy who was shorter than me claimed he was 6'1 and was extremely pissed that I said I was 5'11.  Like this loser was ready to fight me because I said I was 5'11 when I was clearly taller than him.

Tallest girl I ever dated was 6'3 and her tits were bigger than my head.  Also dated a college volleyball player who was 6'1.  I didn't give a shit if they wore heels either.  I didn't care.

[BisMarckie]

6'3 and her tits were bigger than my head.

 

[BlueTsunami]

[Tasty]

I'm 5'10" but when I tell people that they don't believe me. But then someone in the group who is also 5'10" (or around there) is all like "OK let's go back to back" and we do and we're clearly the same height and everyone eats crow.

This has happened on at least 4 or 5 separate occasions. Maybe because I slouch?

For the record I'm perfectly happy with my height, no too big to be untwinklike, but not too short that I feel inadequate.

[CatsCatsCats]

edit I was on the wrong page or something idk

[Valkyrie]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but this height obsession seems like a bigger thing in the US. That or the new online dating gen have kinda just fucked people up. Dating apps make us shallow, having us like/dislike someone (mainly) based on what they look like. Of course you’ve gotta be attracted to someone physically in order to start making up future scenarios in your head, but I dunno. I guess it helps filter out bad shallow seeds more efficiently instead of beating around the bush.

[TakingBackSunday]

She’s not pregnant

We good

[CatsCatsCats]

Awwww ur bby would have bin cayoot

[I'm a Puppy!]

She’s not pregnant

We good

You sure? I mean it can take a few weeks for the hormones to show up on a test or she could be pregnant even though she has her period. Stranger things have happened.

[BlueTsunami]

Puppy thats 2spoopy4him

[Beezy]

We've been wearing condoms and even then I haven't been finishing inside of her

Why the hell not?

[Tasty]

If she's vegan she might need the protein.

[TakingBackSunday]

We've been wearing condoms and even then I haven't been finishing inside of her

Why the hell not?

She likes it on her face

[toku]

 

[BlueTsunami]

[Assimilate]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but this height obsession seems like a bigger thing in the US.

Confirmed this to be false. Friends in Europe on the same apps run into the same problem.

This is global. But let us not continue to beat a dead horse.

[TakingBackSunday]

You’ve confirmed jackshit your mozzarella dicked motherfucker

[toku]

[Tasty]

Is this loss?

[I'm a Puppy!]

Woe unto the woman that is with a man simply because "He tall"

[Mistress 9]

Woe unto the woman that is with a man simply because "He tall"

Oops. Sorry rye.

[Valkyrie]

Mistress 9, do you like girls too? You’re pretty cute. Btw, I’m tall.

[Mistress 9]

Awwwwwuh THANK U  I am bisexual. And I actually have a thing for really tall chicks. Every time I see one I can’t stop staring. They are like Amazonian goddesses. It’s incredible.

[TEEEPO]

when you're 5'9 but nobody believes you and argue that you're at least 5'10

[naff]

Tall women tho 

[benjipwns]

last page makes absolutely no sense, can someone convert all these figures into Ben Shaprio's?

[Assimilate]

So, women that are bisexual like tall men and tall women?

Boy, the short guys can't catch a break in here.

[Mistress 9]

I was mostly kidding about only liking tall people. Mostly. I like attractive people and height just so happens to be an attractive feature to me on both sexes. Tall people are just very striking, its hard not to notice them when they walk into rooms. I wouldn't completely swear off short people though. Rye is the tallest person Ive ever been with, the shortest being 5 feet. Anyone feels pretty tall to you when you're 5'4 though.

[TakingBackSunday]

Girlfriend is 5’1

Short girls

[Mistress 9]

I don't like short girls. Im not into hebephilia.

[Valkyrie]

I was mostly kidding about only liking tall people. Mostly. I like attractive people and height just so happens to be an attractive feature to me on both sexes. Tall people are just very striking, its hard not to notice them when they walk into rooms. I wouldn't completely swear off short people though. Rye is the tallest person Ive ever been with, the shortest being 5 feet. Anyone feels pretty tall to you when you're 5'4 though.

I don't mind being the taller one, but even I have limits. If the difference is way too big, it just makes me feel awkwardly tall and older than I am. And if a dude was way shorter and looked a lot younger than me, I couldn't be into it. Besides I like to wear heels, and prefer to not be 2 heads taller than my partner. Honestly I'm more anal about age, like how my lowest would be 24/25 which is the absolute lowest. I'll be halfway to 40 before they turn 30.

[Mistress 9]

I like the feeling of being "tiny" so I resonate with that. If the difference is too much you don't get to feel tiny at all, especially in heels! I would think most women like that feeling. I can't imagine what thats like being a tall girl. Age is a funny one for me. I would date almost any age older than me, but younger I can't do it. The societal judgements of being a "cougar" or a mountain to be conquered by younger guys or whatever are off-putting. I would stress too much that someone isn't actually with me for me. I also really like people who are smarter than me and have lived life more than I. There is something really attractive about someone that I can learn from.

[Mupepe]

Someone has daddy issues

[Assimilate]

I was mostly kidding about only liking tall people. Mostly. I like attractive people and height just so happens to be an attractive feature to me on both sexes. Tall people are just very striking, its hard not to notice them when they walk into rooms. I wouldn't completely swear off short people though. Rye is the tallest person Ive ever been with, the shortest being 5 feet. Anyone feels pretty tall to you when you're 5'4 though.

I don't mind being the taller one, but even I have limits. If the difference is way too big, it just makes me feel awkwardly tall and older than I am. And if a dude was way shorter and looked a lot younger than me, I couldn't be into it. Besides I like to wear heels, and prefer to not be 2 heads taller than my partner. Honestly I'm more anal about age, like how my lowest would be 24/25 which is the absolute lowest. I'll be halfway to 40 before they turn 30.

So Valkryie comes clean about not liking short dudes.

Now tell us how you weren't being completely serious when you said you like nervous guys that lack confidence 

[Mistress 9]

I am well aware that I have major daddy issues lol my dad sucks.

[Rahxephon91]

Well I guess Ass was right about women.

[team filler]

I am well aware that I have major daddy issues lol my dad sucks.

[team filler]

y'all overreact to everything assi says. make yourselves look like reee posters 

[Valkyrie]

So Valkryie comes clean about not liking short dudes.

Now tell us how you weren't being completely serious when you said you like nervous guys that lack confidence 

You're an idiot. There's a difference between being open-minded and not minding someone shorter, and rejecting people for being "too short". It just doesn't matter as much for me.

Stop putting words in my mouth, and stop generalizing women. Both you and Rahx should've left this thread months ago, and go work on yourselves. I don't understand why you're not banned yet.

Bye Felicia. o/

[Assimilate]

So Valkryie comes clean about not liking short dudes.

Now tell us how you weren't being completely serious when you said you like nervous guys that lack confidence 

You're an idiot. There's a difference between being open-minded and not minding someone shorter, and rejecting people for being "too short". It just doesn't matter as much for me.

Stop putting words in my mouth, and stop generalizing women. Both you and Rahx should've left this thread months ago, and go work on yourselves. I don't understand why you're not banned yet.

Bye Felicia. o/

y'all overreact to everything assi says. make yourselves look like reee posters