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« Reply #7140 on: September 17, 2018, 03:05:41 PM »
It's a really fucking harsh reality but fat girls get no attention, even the ones with pretty faces. So, because of this they tend to have more time to scope out every single guy that may be available, and they like to show attention to detail to make the guy feel 'special' in hopes to snag some dude that otherwise may think twice about her. It's so sad when a girl says "but only if he got to know me" .

There is nothing worse for a female than being fat. A girl can have a butterface and still pull guys if she's an obsessive gym/fitness freak with a sick body and a tight round booty.


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« Reply #7141 on: September 17, 2018, 03:11:40 PM »
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« Reply #7142 on: September 17, 2018, 03:30:07 PM »
There is nothing worse for a female than being fat.
No. There is something worse. Being fat, but not having the reciprocal big boobs to go with it. Fat + No boobs = worst
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« Reply #7143 on: September 17, 2018, 03:45:01 PM »
What do we consider fat?

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« Reply #7144 on: September 17, 2018, 03:58:01 PM »
There is nothing worse for a female than being fat.
No. There is something worse. Being fat, but not having the reciprocal big boobs to go with it. Fat + No boobs = worst
Interesting, I sometimes find that big boobs can make someone look fatter than what they are.

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« Reply #7145 on: September 17, 2018, 05:15:02 PM »
Yeah apparently swiping right on everything is not a good idea.

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« Reply #7146 on: September 17, 2018, 05:58:59 PM »
There is nothing worse for a female than being fat.
No. There is something worse. Being fat, but not having the reciprocal big boobs to go with it. Fat + No boobs = worst
Interesting, I sometimes find that big boobs can make someone look fatter than what they are.
Yeah but they make up for that perceived fatness by having big tits. And then you’re like oh shit! Surprise! They’re only thick and you go to town sucking on them torpedoes. Nom nom nom

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« Reply #7147 on: September 17, 2018, 06:00:31 PM »
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« Reply #7148 on: September 17, 2018, 07:00:30 PM »
Yeah apparently swiping right on everything is not a good idea.

yea. cut it out m8
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« Reply #7149 on: September 17, 2018, 07:41:59 PM »
Latest haul:














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« Reply #7150 on: September 17, 2018, 07:44:52 PM »
Alexandra and Cat. At the same time.

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« Reply #7151 on: September 17, 2018, 08:06:22 PM »
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This is why I knew Atra was full of shit.

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« Reply #7152 on: September 17, 2018, 08:47:58 PM »
Cuffing Season  :lawd

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« Reply #7153 on: September 18, 2018, 12:02:10 AM »
Latest match, Hitler's aryan wet dream :hitler :

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« Reply #7154 on: September 18, 2018, 12:27:20 AM »
I'll reverse image search her photos later but everything else about her profile seems legit.

Spam/bot accounts are fairly obvious if you've spent enough time on Tinder.

And if it's a catfish account I can find that out via social media profiles (unless the person catfishing me is using pics of eastern european girls, like I do. Much more difficult to trace those photos back to the source when you do that.).  :doge

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« Reply #7155 on: September 18, 2018, 12:41:11 AM »
You're only 18 once man.
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« Reply #7156 on: September 18, 2018, 12:43:09 AM »

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« Reply #7157 on: September 18, 2018, 12:51:49 AM »
emily sounds nice.
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« Reply #7158 on: September 18, 2018, 01:16:33 AM »
Also, I rematched with this goth girl that I haven't chatted with since late 2016.


Hopefully she's much more outgoing this time around now that she's not living at her parent's place anymore.  :doge

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« Reply #7159 on: September 18, 2018, 01:45:14 AM »
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« Reply #7160 on: September 18, 2018, 01:45:31 AM »
 :shaq
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« Reply #7162 on: September 18, 2018, 02:27:12 AM »
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« Reply #7163 on: September 18, 2018, 02:32:47 AM »
Beaks on Parade! :birb

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« Reply #7164 on: September 18, 2018, 02:48:09 AM »
And now this season enters the Atra mystery box segment of a lot of tinder plotlines that go nowhere.

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« Reply #7165 on: September 18, 2018, 03:24:45 AM »
There are many doors in life that are locked.
But sometimes, with the right key, you will find a few that can be opened.  :doge

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« Reply #7166 on: September 18, 2018, 03:27:58 AM »
It's a really fucking harsh reality but fat girls get no attention, even the ones with pretty faces. So, because of this they tend to have more time to scope out every single guy that may be available, and they like to show attention to detail to make the guy feel 'special' in hopes to snag some dude that otherwise may think twice about her. It's so sad when a girl says "but only if he got to know me" .

There is nothing worse for a female than being fat. A girl can have a butterface and still pull guys if she's an obsessive gym/fitness freak with a sick body and a tight round booty.

wrong

and this is why you are a miserable sack of shit mate


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« Reply #7168 on: September 18, 2018, 09:18:41 AM »
Me giving a fellow catfisher some advice  :doge :


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« Reply #7169 on: September 18, 2018, 10:28:04 AM »
It's a really fucking harsh reality but fat girls get no attention, even the ones with pretty faces. So, because of this they tend to have more time to scope out every single guy that may be available, and they like to show attention to detail to make the guy feel 'special' in hopes to snag some dude that otherwise may think twice about her. It's so sad when a girl says "but only if he got to know me" .

There is nothing worse for a female than being fat. A girl can have a butterface and still pull guys if she's an obsessive gym/fitness freak with a sick body and a tight round booty.

wrong

and this is why you are a miserable sack of shit mate

Mods, can we please get a White Knight emoji? This board severely needs one.

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« Reply #7170 on: September 18, 2018, 11:23:44 AM »
Not everybody is so superficial and cynical as you

Just from reading what you write your view on relationships is some kind of power play of who is desperate and who is worthy

Thats prob why you are alone

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« Reply #7171 on: September 18, 2018, 02:06:18 PM »

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« Reply #7172 on: September 18, 2018, 04:21:06 PM »
One of the girls I matched with today works for one of our big retainer clients.

Hopefully she's not too high up on the corporate ladder.  :doge
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« Reply #7173 on: September 18, 2018, 04:33:00 PM »
https://imgur.com/a/KBZmaa4

Online dating is going great...

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« Reply #7174 on: September 18, 2018, 04:35:57 PM »
Get all in Imani's fupa my G
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« Reply #7175 on: September 18, 2018, 04:44:58 PM »
 :kobeyuck :donot

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« Reply #7176 on: September 18, 2018, 04:46:06 PM »
"No kids, cant have em"

Fill her up like a little debbie you cool young dude
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« Reply #7177 on: September 18, 2018, 04:48:29 PM »
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« Reply #7178 on: September 18, 2018, 04:50:00 PM »
"No kids, cant have em"

Fill her up like a little debbie you cool young dude

This needs to be part of the newsfeed ever so much.

Mods, can you help? Or do I need to get Slayven to sort it out? :hitler
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« Reply #7179 on: September 18, 2018, 04:50:52 PM »
"No kids, cant have em"

Fill her up like a little debbie you cool young dude
Oh god no.

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« Reply #7180 on: September 18, 2018, 05:02:47 PM »






If this was a game, I'd be winning. :smug

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« Reply #7181 on: September 18, 2018, 05:04:50 PM »
https://imgur.com/a/KBZmaa4

Online dating is going great...
but this happens when you employ the swipe all left method without looking. Reset your tinder (delete it and then download it again) and don't do that.




If this was a game, I'd be winning. :smug
Are you actually going out with any of these girls or is this just to piss off Rahx?

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« Reply #7182 on: September 18, 2018, 05:07:58 PM »
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« Reply #7183 on: September 18, 2018, 05:08:01 PM »
If this was a game, I'd be winning. :smug
Are you actually going out with any of these girls or is this just to piss off Rahx?
I'm planning to. And yes.  :PP

Come back when you close the deal. :snob
All in good time.

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« Reply #7184 on: September 18, 2018, 05:10:22 PM »
Well at least we can look forward to MMaRsu round 2 when he meets with one of them.

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« Reply #7185 on: September 18, 2018, 05:13:26 PM »
My facebook is prepared for the relationship status updates from Atra :mouf
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« Reply #7186 on: September 18, 2018, 05:21:02 PM »

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Fuck, those titties would probably displace the air in a room when released
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« Reply #7187 on: September 18, 2018, 05:21:16 PM »
Yeah at least he’ll be able to stop talking about the week long relationship girl with such reverence.

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« Reply #7188 on: September 18, 2018, 05:23:47 PM »
I was thinking a little bit about what premium lager said earlier about being alone. I"ve actually not been alone alone for some time. I've always had a fling or a girl to come over and smash even when i wasn't dating......

Got to spend a little time with my aunt this last week and my god what a miserable cunt. I mean, wow. I don't know how the fuck her husband hasn't jumped off a cliff.

When i was younger i'd look down and pitty some of those older guys that used to sit at bars with their buddies. I always thought "don't these losers have wives? a family" and you know they all probably did and that's exactly why they were at the bar with their buds.  I get it now. I totally do.

Why the fuck do you want to deal with an aging obnoxious nagging bitch every day? All my relationships ended because i couldn't stand the girls much longer after a certain point. Maybe i'd find true happiness single, alone, with a dog in the mountains or something because seriously what man can deal with chirping in their ear all the time? I know i can't .

I seriously saw my aunt go off on her husband because he didn't scooch the chair underneath the table far enough.

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« Reply #7189 on: September 18, 2018, 05:26:58 PM »
Maybe i'd find true happiness single, alone, with a dog in the mountains or something because seriously what man can deal with chirping in their ear all the time? I know i can't .
You should really give it another try. I mean, like right now.
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« Reply #7190 on: September 18, 2018, 05:27:20 PM »

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Fuck, those titties would probably displace the air in a room when released
I wanna get smothered by them. :aah

Plus, low self-esteem.  :rash

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« Reply #7191 on: September 18, 2018, 05:28:41 PM »
Big titty girls usually have bad posture. Not a fan.

Maybe i'd find true happiness single, alone, with a dog in the mountains or something because seriously what man can deal with chirping in their ear all the time? I know i can't .
You should really give it another try. I mean, like right now.
Oh you, you'd miss me  :-*

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« Reply #7192 on: September 18, 2018, 05:30:04 PM »
Big titty girls usually have bad posture. Not a fan.
More for me then. :trumps

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« Reply #7193 on: September 18, 2018, 05:31:20 PM »
https://imgur.com/a/KBZmaa4

Online dating is going great...
but this happens when you employ the swipe all left method without looking. Reset your tinder (delete it and then download it again) and don't do that.



Um even if I wasn’t put in the uggo section, I’m not going to get matches like Atra. I’m going to get 0 matches.

I’ve been saying this forever and it looks like I was right.

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« Reply #7194 on: September 18, 2018, 05:31:22 PM »
Big titty girls usually have bad posture. Not a fan.
More for me then. :trumps
That doesn't mean i wouldn't smash though. Chill.

https://imgur.com/a/KBZmaa4

Online dating is going great...
but this happens when you employ the swipe all left method without looking. Reset your tinder (delete it and then download it again) and don't do that.



Um even if I wasn’t put in the uggo section, I’m not going to get matches like Atra. I’m going to get 0 matches.

I’ve been saying this forever and it looks like I was right.
OK, i believe you. Go asexual.

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« Reply #7195 on: September 18, 2018, 05:35:54 PM »
Eh I don’t think you just go asexual.

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« Reply #7196 on: September 18, 2018, 05:36:28 PM »
]Um even if I wasn’t put in the uggo section, I’m not going to get matches like Atra. I’m going to get 0 matches.

I’ve been saying this forever and it looks like I was right.

Some of the matches you posted were fine :confused




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« Reply #7197 on: September 18, 2018, 05:40:09 PM »
Some of my recent matches. Which I guess are better and ok.

That Lulu girl is way too hot for me.

https://imgur.com/a/apZ57dL

Medina and Tera  :ryker

JFC Rahx, stop being such a self indulgent whiny bitch fffuuuuu

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« Reply #7198 on: September 18, 2018, 05:47:32 PM »


Lastest match and my personal favorite so far.


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« Reply #7199 on: September 18, 2018, 05:47:54 PM »
Big titty girls usually have bad posture. Not a fan.
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