#latestagecapitalism

[Don Rumata]

I hope Indian spammers are ok. 

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/1445564987880075266

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/Maladroithe/status/1445918655644979203

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Starting a falcon fund, who wants in?

https://mobile.twitter.com/FalconryFinance/status/1446873636485287941

[who is ted danson?]

Idea for new crypto: Tether, except its backed by Falcons 

[Nintex]

You can also invest in my fund called "Falcon Punch!" specialized in speculating on the highly volatile Falcon market.

Strategic short selling and put options allow you go maximize your profit when the Falcon Market crashes to 0 which we believe will happen soon

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/WETM18News/status/1446290524462358528

[Joe Molotov]

Raising Cane's is pretty good, I hope these corpo fucks don't ruin my order.

[BIONIC]

I walked to the local one yesterday (unlike lardass James), and only the drive through was open. So they forced me to walk to the Chick-fil-A next door and support conversion therapy on National Coming Out Day of all days 

[Nintex]

Eat now, pay later



In before, I'm not paying but I already ate 

[team filler]

[Madrun Badrun]

[team filler]

easy to grow your own out here, but people with backyards mostly don't bother 

[Kunai With Chain]

https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2021-new-york-property-tax-benefits-rich/

A condo in Brooklyn's fashionable Williamsburg neighborhood sells for $2.15 million. Along with Sub-Zero appliances, 13-foot ceilings and a rooftop sun deck, it comes with a lucrative perk: an annual property tax bill of just $157.
Fifteen miles away, in the Bronx’s Throggs Neck neighborhood, a condo in a white building dotted with window-unit air conditioners goes for $234,840. Its annual property tax bill: $3,917.

The details of this particular comparison are stunning: The Williamsburg condo had an effective tax rate of 0.007% on its market value, while the Bronx condo's was 1.7%—more than 200 times higher. Yet across New York’s residential real estate markets, unequal tax bills are commonplace, and they stem in large part from a flawed process for determining property values for tax purposes. City officials have acknowledged some unfairness, but they're far less forthcoming about what causes it.

Property tax bill worth little more than two years of amazon prime subscription on a 2mil condo... so jealous.

[Nintex]

 

[Joe Molotov]

How do you do fellow kids; having fun watching "Squad Game"? Us too!

[Transhuman]

How do you do fellow kids; having fun watching "Squad Game"? Us too!

It's the poor man's Kaiji

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/micahflee/status/1450171265575129100

 

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1450410755698958337

 

[Don Rumata]

https://twitter.com/micahflee/status/1450171265575129100

 

He deserved Facebook-prison at the most.

[team filler]

social media guantanamo was bad enough 

[Nintex]

First this is bullshit and this man needs to be freed but other than that all I took from this and the fact that the january 6 trespassers got off lightly is that Dan needed a better lawyer

The quotidian cruelties of prison life abounded. Baker had to plead for weeks to get vegan meals; as a Hare Krishna, he does not eat meat as a point of respect for human and nonhuman life and is lactose intolerant.

 

[Potato]

First this is bullshit and this man needs to be freed but other than that all I took from this and the fact that the january 6 trespassers got off lightly is that Dan needed a better lawyer

The quotidian cruelties of prison life abounded. Baker had to plead for weeks to get vegan meals; as a Hare Krishna, he does not eat meat as a point of respect for human and nonhuman life and is lactose intolerant.

 

Why would an anarchist want a lawyer?

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/drewhamlin/status/1450278038168485888

[Nintex]

Them? Yes that's the soycucks that live in the Tiny House next door. Nice people really.

Jason's stepdaughter Trisha got stuck in the dryer the other day. Just as his wife called over their bull Jerome.
At first it was weird to have her two spirit bestie living with them also, but really it must be nothing but fun with Nepenthe around.

Shame about Jason's son Mike though, he keeps wearing that hat and watched Dave Chapelle on Netflix the other day.
Thankfully he was grounded and the McDonalds he tried to sneak into the room got a one way trip to the trash bin.
He should learn from his dad, who is an esteemed writer and political activist and sticks to veggies and soymilk.

Truely a remarkable family that anyone can identify with so I get why Apple picked them for their promotions. No wonder they opted for the bright yellow HomePod Mini and that tidepod finish is just so trendy.
Jason still needs to learn his place and not speak before the bull does though but maybe that's just his way of blowing off some steam every now and then.

[Potato]

Jason's stepdaughter Trisha got stuck in the dryer the other day. Just as his wife called over their bull Jerome.

Don't tease me like that Nintex. Give me more 

[Nintex]

Jason's stepdaughter Trisha got stuck in the dryer the other day. Just as his wife called over their bull Jerome.

Don't tease me like that Nintex. Give me more 

*help help*
"Wait? What's going on? Trisha? What are you doing baby?"
"I'm stuck in the Dryer Jerome, please help. I need help"
"Hnngggg...."
"Oh yeah, you gotta help me"
"Just a bit further baby"
"Ooh yes"
*FWUMP*
"There you go, I swear you were spreading your arms on purpose"
"Oh Jerome... wait you pulled me out? Ooohh You are my hero..."
"Hey now Trish, you gotta learn to have some self-respect. Put some pants on. Stop fooling around and get back to university.
I know it's hard with your stepdad being a cuck and all but you have to promise me you'll look after yourself and stop playing tricks"
"*sniff* thanks Jerome.... I don't know what got over me"
"Say, you know your fathers password, I wanna check the score of the game"
"Yeah, it's hilldawg"
"Goddamn, I should've known... let's see here..."

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[DJ Bedroom]

God help me I liked a nintex post

[Potato]

Jason's stepdaughter Trisha got stuck in the dryer the other day. Just as his wife called over their bull Jerome.

Don't tease me like that Nintex. Give me more 

*help help*
"Wait? What's going on? Trisha? What are you doing baby?"
"I'm stuck in the Dryer Jerome, please help. I need help"
"Hnngggg...."
"Oh yeah, you gotta help me"
"Just a bit further baby"
"Ooh yes"
*FWUMP*
"There you go, I swear you were spreading your arms on purpose"
"Oh Jerome... wait you pulled me out? Ooohh You are my hero..."
"Hey now Trish, you gotta learn to have some self-respect. Put some pants on. Stop fooling around and get back to university.
I know it's hard with your stepdad being a cuck and all but you have to promise me you'll look after yourself and stop playing tricks"
"*sniff* thanks Jerome.... I don't know what got over me"
"Say, you know your fathers password, I wanna check the score of the game"
"Yeah, it's hilldawg"
"Goddamn, I should've known... let's see here..."

 

[Nintex]

"WHAT THE FUCK"
"What's wrong Jerome?"
"Did you see this shit Trish?"
"There was a misaligned icon on the desktop, you know I have a bit of OCD. I click it on it... and .... fuck me"
"This is some fucked up shit on your dads laptop Trish, go downstairs I need to make a call"

*ring*
"Good evening officer, how can I help you?"
"We have some serious allegations to investigate at this property miss, wait aren't you the girl from the Apple promotions?"
"Oh yeah, we are the soycucks, the Apple model family"
"Man, I love those ads, especially the one with the Apple Homepod Mini.. wait who is that?"
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, SHOW ME YOUR HA... wait.. Jerome? It's been a while man, wait did you call?"
"Yeah, I called... relax bro. I called because I found this fucked up shit on this cucks laptop"
"ALL COPS ARE BAD ALL COPS ARE BAD ALL COPS ARE BAD"
"GET DOWN LADY, SHOW ME YOUR HANDS, PUT THE FORK DOWN OR WE WILL FIRE"
"IM NOT A LADY ALL COPS ARE BAD"
"Nep now is not the time... jesus, I'm having a conversation and I called them here"
"ALL COPS ARE BAD TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS"
"Come here Nep, let Jerome handle this. Let's just go outside"
"Thanks Trish, You see what I'm dealing with here bro?"
"Yeah Jerome being a bull isn't all pumping and dumping I guess, this is really some fucked up shit we found on this dudes laptop"
"I told you man, I don't call the cops for fun"
"So uh... Mr. Jerome, did you uh report an accidental firearm discharge in the living room?"
"HELL NO, not in this house, there's kids here"
"Fuck, guess we gotta arrest this cuck then eh"

[Potato]

 

[benjipwns]

In June, the UK tabloid the Mirror published a story about a TikTok video that discussed “the four biggest dating app red flags,” according to a creator named @sydneyplus, who said she worked at a dating site. Said red flags include standing in front of a fancy car (likely not their own), describing oneself as an “entrepreneur,” or being weirdly obsessed with their mom. The article is a typical hastily written web post capitalizing on trending content in order to drive pageviews, and was later picked up by the New York Post. The only problem was that @sydneyplus doesn’t work at a dating site, because @sydneyplus doesn’t really exist.

“Sydney,” a broke, blonde 20-something who lives on her sister’s couch and works in customer service at a dating site, is the invention of a team of writers, one actress, and a technology/entertainment/media company called FourFront. Co-founded by a former screenwriter named Ilan Benjamin, the company has so far launched 22 “stories,” or character arcs, eight of them ongoing since the spring. Sydney’s “story,” for example, was that she found out that her sister’s fiancé was cheating, while Ollie, a trans man, discovers that his father also transitioned.

“We’re basically creating an MCU-style universe of characters on TikTok,” says Benjamin.

Last week, Sydney, Ollie, and the rest of the characters — Tia, who discovers her boyfriend is African royalty; Carmen, a self-described sugar baby and bimbo; Chris, a father and Army veteran; and “Billy Hundos,” a “finance fuckboy,” among others — convened IRL in Los Angeles, ostensibly to participate in a contest to win a billion dollars. This also acted as FourFront’s “big reveal,” in which the characters hosted a live Zoom event and showed that they all exist within a single universe.

[Potato]

My default is to view any "viral" video as fake.

[Nintex]

the characters hosted a live Zoom event and showed that they all exist within a single universe.

MSM finally admits there's more than 1 universe


Also remember that Chad from StonkWorld, Aaron from Fleshlight, Lucy from Ikea and Patricia from American Airways are also not real people sending newsletters to you.


this literally just hit my inbox



I guess even your workplace chat app needs A C T I V I S M

[chronovore]

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/qd5jq8/costco_warehouse_in_the_movie_idiocracy_2006_vs/

Idiocracy, predictive as usual.

[Nintex]

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/qd5jq8/costco_warehouse_in_the_movie_idiocracy_2006_vs/

Idiocracy, predictive as usual.

This is how you also built in Sim City and City Skylines.

You place your factory in the poor residential areas because that's where the cheap labor is and then you hike taxes for everybody to celebrate your success with a nice mansion. 

[Nintex]

Facebook is for reflection

[Nintex]

I found out what they've been hiding from Congress

[benjipwns]

[Ghoul]

Suck my donut holster

[Nintex]

Well, we finally have 'The Joker' event the media promised us.

https://twitter.com/PopularFront_/status/1454944202463268867

[Nintex]

yes

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finally my lifelong training can be put to use  I'm gonna be rich 

[Uncle]

so just make a second mario that's identical in every way except his moustache is one hex value lighter so technically unique
 

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

https://mobile.twitter.com/CoinersTakingLs/status/1455121623007182851

 

[BIONIC]

https://twitter.com/mcdonalds/status/1455174998264586243

  

[Joe Molotov]

so just make a second mario that's identical in every way except his moustache is one hex value lighter so technically unique
 

NFT Smash Bros, where every character is a unique Fire Emblem sword character

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1455316175143858183

The plan: In 2016, Munger announced he would donate $200 million to the university for a student dorm building he would design — and name after — himself.

His solution to the housing crunch? Stuff more than 4,500 students into an 11-story warehouse-size building in which the overwhelming majority of the units — about 94% — do not have access to natural light or fresh air.

In lieu of windows, students in Munger Hall would instead use a knob to manipulate the degree of artificial light illuminating their cells ... I mean, rooms. And because that isn’t enough dystopia, the whole fake lighting system was inspired by the artificial portholes that Disney devised for its cruise ships. (Don’t let the renderings, which feature lots of exterior windows, fool you; the building is designed at such a massive scale, the bulk of the square footage is largely internal.)

It probably comes as little surprise then that the renderings of Munger Hall on UCSB’s website show only the exterior and daylight-saturated common areas. You’ll have to dig into the university’s website, into a post by the Office of Strategic Asset Management, to find a link to a presentation by the executive architects — Van Tilburg, Banvard & Soderbergh — to see the prison-cell layout of the residential floors.

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https://twitter.com/tressiemcphd/status/1455647527395594244

[Transhuman]

In lieu of windows, students in Munger Hall would instead use a knob to manipulate the degree of artificial light illuminating their cells ... I mean, rooms

You mean dimmer switches? Yeah, I hear that's what they force the cons to use in Sing Sing.

[Uncle]

I would accept a slightly cheaper housing bill in exchange for taking an interior room

I close the blinds anyway

[Don Rumata]

I would accept a slightly cheaper housing bill in exchange for taking an interior room

I close the blinds anyway

If you stay outside a lot it can work, so for a student that only comes back to sleep and watch anime in bed.
If you work from home though, it's awful.
I stayed in an apartment with no windows for a couple of years (working from home, too), and my depression skyrocketed.
Seems comfy at first, but it creeps in, at least it did for me.

[tiesto]

In lieu of windows, students in Munger Hall would instead use a knob to manipulate the degree of artificial light illuminating their cells ... I mean, rooms

You mean dimmer switches? Yeah, I hear that's what they force the cons to use in Sing Sing.

True story: the person I bought my house from had to approve the order from Sing Sing (which I thought was an expression, had no idea until I purchased my house that it was an actual place in Westchester), he was in there for embezzling money from his clients (the house was bought with his clients money and I had to make my check to the DA)

[Don Rumata]

Don't even know if it's real, but thanks YT algorithm. 

EDIT: Ok, it is, i figured it was some kind of SNL type skit:

[team filler]

the YTs 

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/CoinersTakingLs/status/1456452860523081732?

[team filler]

hot topic has fallen

[BIONIC]

All of our staff baked out 

[team filler]

they can in fact pay me in passion