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team filler · « **Reply #3300 on:** October 19, 2021, 03:16:29 PM »

social media guantanamo was bad enough

Nintex · « **Reply #3301 on:** October 19, 2021, 03:36:36 PM »

First this is bullshit and this man needs to be freed but other than that all I took from this and the fact that the january 6 trespassers got off lightly is that Dan needed a better lawyer

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The quotidian cruelties of prison life abounded. Baker had to plead for weeks to get vegan meals; as a Hare Krishna, he does not eat meat as a point of respect for human and nonhuman life and is lactose intolerant.

Potato · « **Reply #3302 on:** October 19, 2021, 03:42:51 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on October 19, 2021, 03:36:36 PM

First this is bullshit and this man needs to be freed but other than that all I took from this and the fact that the january 6 trespassers got off lightly is that Dan needed a better lawyer

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The quotidian cruelties of prison life abounded. Baker had to plead for weeks to get vegan meals; as a Hare Krishna, he does not eat meat as a point of respect for human and nonhuman life and is lactose intolerant.

Why would an anarchist want a lawyer?

benjipwns · « **Reply #3303 on:** October 19, 2021, 05:48:48 PM »

https://twitter.com/drewhamlin/status/1450278038168485888

Nintex · « **Reply #3304 on:** October 19, 2021, 06:23:26 PM »

Them? Yes that's the soycucks that live in the Tiny House next door. Nice people really.

Jason's stepdaughter Trisha got stuck in the dryer the other day. Just as his wife called over their bull Jerome.
At first it was weird to have her two spirit bestie living with them also, but really it must be nothing but fun with Nepenthe around.

Shame about Jason's son Mike though, he keeps wearing that hat and watched Dave Chapelle on Netflix the other day.
Thankfully he was grounded and the McDonalds he tried to sneak into the room got a one way trip to the trash bin.
He should learn from his dad, who is an esteemed writer and political activist and sticks to veggies and soymilk.

Truely a remarkable family that anyone can identify with so I get why Apple picked them for their promotions. No wonder they opted for the bright yellow HomePod Mini and that tidepod finish is just so trendy.
Jason still needs to learn his place and not speak before the bull does though but maybe that's just his way of blowing off some steam every now and then.

Potato · « **Reply #3305 on:** October 20, 2021, 03:06:50 AM »

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Jason's stepdaughter Trisha got stuck in the dryer the other day. Just as his wife called over their bull Jerome.

Don't tease me like that Nintex. Give me more

Nintex · « **Reply #3306 on:** October 20, 2021, 01:24:33 PM »

Quote from: Potato on October 20, 2021, 03:06:50 AM

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Jason's stepdaughter Trisha got stuck in the dryer the other day. Just as his wife called over their bull Jerome.
Don't tease me like that Nintex. Give me more

*help help*
"Wait? What's going on? Trisha? What are you doing baby?"
"I'm stuck in the Dryer Jerome, please help. I need help"
"Hnngggg...."
"Oh yeah, you gotta help me"
"Just a bit further baby"
"Ooh yes"
*FWUMP*
"There you go, I swear you were spreading your arms on purpose"
"Oh Jerome... wait you pulled me out? Ooohh You are my hero..."
"Hey now Trish, you gotta learn to have some self-respect. Put some pants on. Stop fooling around and get back to university.
I know it's hard with your stepdad being a cuck and all but you have to promise me you'll look after yourself and stop playing tricks"
"*sniff* thanks Jerome.... I don't know what got over me"
"Say, you know your fathers password, I wanna check the score of the game"
"Yeah, it's hilldawg"
"Goddamn, I should've known... let's see here..."

team filler · « **Reply #3307 on:** October 20, 2021, 01:33:30 PM »

DJ Bedroom · « **Reply #3308 on:** October 20, 2021, 07:56:56 PM »

God help me I liked a nintex post

Potato · « **Reply #3309 on:** October 20, 2021, 11:32:33 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on October 20, 2021, 01:24:33 PM

Quote from: Potato on October 20, 2021, 03:06:50 AM
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Jason's stepdaughter Trisha got stuck in the dryer the other day. Just as his wife called over their bull Jerome.
Don't tease me like that Nintex. Give me more
*help help*
"Wait? What's going on? Trisha? What are you doing baby?"
"I'm stuck in the Dryer Jerome, please help. I need help"
"Hnngggg...."
"Oh yeah, you gotta help me"
"Just a bit further baby"
"Ooh yes"
*FWUMP*
"There you go, I swear you were spreading your arms on purpose"
"Oh Jerome... wait you pulled me out? Ooohh You are my hero..."
"Hey now Trish, you gotta learn to have some self-respect. Put some pants on. Stop fooling around and get back to university.
I know it's hard with your stepdad being a cuck and all but you have to promise me you'll look after yourself and stop playing tricks"
"*sniff* thanks Jerome.... I don't know what got over me"
"Say, you know your fathers password, I wanna check the score of the game"
"Yeah, it's hilldawg"
"Goddamn, I should've known... let's see here..."

Nintex · « **Reply #3310 on:** October 21, 2021, 01:36:42 PM »

Quote from: Potato on October 20, 2021, 11:32:33 PM

"WHAT THE FUCK"
"What's wrong Jerome?"
"Did you see this shit Trish?"
"There was a misaligned icon on the desktop, you know I have a bit of OCD. I click it on it... and .... fuck me"
"This is some fucked up shit on your dads laptop Trish, go downstairs I need to make a call"

*ring*
"Good evening officer, how can I help you?"
"We have some serious allegations to investigate at this property miss, wait aren't you the girl from the Apple promotions?"
"Oh yeah, we are the soycucks, the Apple model family"
"Man, I love those ads, especially the one with the Apple Homepod Mini.. wait who is that?"
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, SHOW ME YOUR HA... wait.. Jerome? It's been a while man, wait did you call?"
"Yeah, I called... relax bro. I called because I found this fucked up shit on this cucks laptop"
"ALL COPS ARE BAD ALL COPS ARE BAD ALL COPS ARE BAD"
"GET DOWN LADY, SHOW ME YOUR HANDS, PUT THE FORK DOWN OR WE WILL FIRE"
"IM NOT A LADY ALL COPS ARE BAD"
"Nep now is not the time... jesus, I'm having a conversation and I called them here"
"ALL COPS ARE BAD TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS"
"Come here Nep, let Jerome handle this. Let's just go outside"
"Thanks Trish, You see what I'm dealing with here bro?"
"Yeah Jerome being a bull isn't all pumping and dumping I guess, this is really some fucked up shit we found on this dudes laptop"
"I told you man, I don't call the cops for fun"
"So uh... Mr. Jerome, did you uh report an accidental firearm discharge in the living room?"
"HELL NO, not in this house, there's kids here"
"Fuck, guess we gotta arrest this cuck then eh"

Potato · « **Reply #3311 on:** October 21, 2021, 04:39:45 PM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #3312 on:** October 22, 2021, 02:17:18 AM »

Quote from: https://www.vox.com/the-goods/22734620/fictional-influencers-fourfront-fake-tiktokers

In June, the UK tabloid the Mirror published a story about a TikTok video that discussed “the four biggest dating app red flags,” according to a creator named @sydneyplus, who said she worked at a dating site. Said red flags include standing in front of a fancy car (likely not their own), describing oneself as an “entrepreneur,” or being weirdly obsessed with their mom. The article is a typical hastily written web post capitalizing on trending content in order to drive pageviews, and was later picked up by the New York Post. The only problem was that @sydneyplus doesn’t work at a dating site, because @sydneyplus doesn’t really exist.

“Sydney,” a broke, blonde 20-something who lives on her sister’s couch and works in customer service at a dating site, is the invention of a team of writers, one actress, and a technology/entertainment/media company called FourFront. Co-founded by a former screenwriter named Ilan Benjamin, the company has so far launched 22 “stories,” or character arcs, eight of them ongoing since the spring. Sydney’s “story,” for example, was that she found out that her sister’s fiancé was cheating, while Ollie, a trans man, discovers that his father also transitioned.

“We’re basically creating an MCU-style universe of characters on TikTok,” says Benjamin.

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Last week, Sydney, Ollie, and the rest of the characters — Tia, who discovers her boyfriend is African royalty; Carmen, a self-described sugar baby and bimbo; Chris, a father and Army veteran; and “Billy Hundos,” a “finance fuckboy,” among others — convened IRL in Los Angeles, ostensibly to participate in a contest to win a billion dollars. This also acted as FourFront’s “big reveal,” in which the characters hosted a live Zoom event and showed that they all exist within a single universe.

Potato · « **Reply #3313 on:** October 22, 2021, 04:53:52 AM »

My default is to view any "viral" video as fake.

Nintex · « **Reply #3314 on:** October 22, 2021, 05:15:41 AM »

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the characters hosted a live Zoom event and showed that they all exist within a single universe.

MSM finally admits there's more than 1 universe

Also remember that Chad from StonkWorld, Aaron from Fleshlight, Lucy from Ikea and Patricia from American Airways are also not real people sending newsletters to you.

this literally just hit my inbox

I guess even your workplace chat app needs A C T I V I S M

chronovore · « **Reply #3315 on:** October 22, 2021, 07:30:52 AM »

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/qd5jq8/costco_warehouse_in_the_movie_idiocracy_2006_vs/

Idiocracy, predictive as usual.

Nintex · « **Reply #3316 on:** October 22, 2021, 08:28:51 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on October 22, 2021, 07:30:52 AM

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/qd5jq8/costco_warehouse_in_the_movie_idiocracy_2006_vs/

Idiocracy, predictive as usual.

This is how you also built in Sim City and City Skylines.

You place your factory in the poor residential areas because that's where the cheap labor is and then you hike taxes for everybody to celebrate your success with a nice mansion.

Nintex · « **Reply #3317 on:** October 25, 2021, 03:24:13 PM »

Facebook is for reflection

Nintex · « **Reply #3318 on:** October 25, 2021, 05:43:57 PM »

I found out what they've been hiding from Congress

benjipwns · « **Reply #3319 on:** October 27, 2021, 03:14:17 AM »

Ghoul · « **Reply #3320 on:** October 27, 2021, 04:20:00 AM »

Suck my donut holster

Nintex · « **Reply #3321 on:** October 31, 2021, 07:10:53 PM »

Well, we finally have 'The Joker' event the media promised us.

https://twitter.com/PopularFront_/status/1454944202463268867

Nintex · « **Reply #3322 on:** November 01, 2021, 07:09:15 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #3323 on:** November 01, 2021, 07:27:38 PM »

finally my lifelong training can be put to use

I'm gonna be rich

Uncle · « **Reply #3324 on:** November 01, 2021, 07:36:10 PM »

so just make a second mario that's identical in every way except his moustache is one hex value lighter so technically unique

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #3325 on:** November 02, 2021, 01:27:07 AM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/CoinersTakingLs/status/1455121623007182851

BIONIC · « **Reply #3326 on:** November 02, 2021, 07:51:24 AM »

https://twitter.com/mcdonalds/status/1455174998264586243

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3327 on:** November 02, 2021, 09:16:01 AM »

Quote from: Uncle on November 01, 2021, 07:36:10 PM

so just make a second mario that's identical in every way except his moustache is one hex value lighter so technically unique

NFT Smash Bros, where every character is a unique Fire Emblem sword character

benjipwns · « **Reply #3328 on:** November 02, 2021, 09:50:00 AM »

https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1455316175143858183

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The plan: In 2016, Munger announced he would donate $200 million to the university for a student dorm building he would design — and name after — himself.

His solution to the housing crunch? Stuff more than 4,500 students into an 11-story warehouse-size building in which the overwhelming majority of the units — about 94% — do not have access to natural light or fresh air.

In lieu of windows, students in Munger Hall would instead use a knob to manipulate the degree of artificial light illuminating their cells ... I mean, rooms. And because that isn’t enough dystopia, the whole fake lighting system was inspired by the artificial portholes that Disney devised for its cruise ships. (Don’t let the renderings, which feature lots of exterior windows, fool you; the building is designed at such a massive scale, the bulk of the square footage is largely internal.)

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It probably comes as little surprise then that the renderings of Munger Hall on UCSB’s website show only the exterior and daylight-saturated common areas. You’ll have to dig into the university’s website, into a post by the Office of Strategic Asset Management, to find a link to a presentation by the executive architects — Van Tilburg, Banvard & Soderbergh — to see the prison-cell layout of the residential floors.

team filler · « **Reply #3329 on:** November 02, 2021, 08:18:17 PM »

https://twitter.com/tressiemcphd/status/1455647527395594244

Transhuman · « **Reply #3330 on:** November 03, 2021, 01:35:59 PM »

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In lieu of windows, students in Munger Hall would instead use a knob to manipulate the degree of artificial light illuminating their cells ... I mean, rooms

You mean dimmer switches? Yeah, I hear that's what they force the cons to use in Sing Sing.

Uncle · « **Reply #3331 on:** November 03, 2021, 02:05:00 PM »

I would accept a slightly cheaper housing bill in exchange for taking an interior room

I close the blinds anyway

Don Rumata · « **Reply #3332 on:** November 03, 2021, 08:08:32 PM »

Quote from: Uncle on November 03, 2021, 02:05:00 PM

I would accept a slightly cheaper housing bill in exchange for taking an interior room

I close the blinds anyway

If you stay outside a lot it can work, so for a student that only comes back to sleep and watch anime in bed.
If you work from home though, it's awful.
I stayed in an apartment with no windows for a couple of years (working from home, too), and my depression skyrocketed.
Seems comfy at first, but it creeps in, at least it did for me.

tiesto · « **Reply #3333 on:** November 03, 2021, 08:37:32 PM »

Quote from: Transhuman on November 03, 2021, 01:35:59 PM

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In lieu of windows, students in Munger Hall would instead use a knob to manipulate the degree of artificial light illuminating their cells ... I mean, rooms

You mean dimmer switches? Yeah, I hear that's what they force the cons to use in Sing Sing.

True story: the person I bought my house from had to approve the order from Sing Sing (which I thought was an expression, had no idea until I purchased my house that it was an actual place in Westchester), he was in there for embezzling money from his clients (the house was bought with his clients money and I had to make my check to the DA)

Don Rumata · « **Reply #3334 on:** November 04, 2021, 10:15:44 PM »

Don't even know if it's real, but thanks YT algorithm.

EDIT: Ok, it is, i figured it was some kind of SNL type skit:

team filler · « **Reply #3335 on:** November 04, 2021, 11:23:58 PM »

the YTs

Nintex · « **Reply #3336 on:** November 05, 2021, 05:11:55 AM »

https://twitter.com/CoinersTakingLs/status/1456452860523081732?

team filler · « **Reply #3337 on:** November 07, 2021, 11:40:00 PM »

hot topic has fallen

BIONIC · « **Reply #3338 on:** November 07, 2021, 11:52:55 PM »

All of our staff baked out

team filler · « **Reply #3339 on:** November 07, 2021, 11:59:06 PM »

they can in fact pay me in passion

BIONIC · « **Reply #3340 on:** November 08, 2021, 12:13:34 AM »

Quote from: team filler on November 07, 2021, 11:59:06 PM

they can in fact pay me in passion

Nintex · « **Reply #3341 on:** November 13, 2021, 12:47:23 PM »

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European souls are not necessarily more fulfilled, they just find more eco-friendly ways to shut out the darkness — like going on a bike ride

https://twitter.com/bopinion/status/1459535689922621452

https://twitter.com/bopinion/status/1459535741516759047

These takes are getting worse and worse.

Don Rumata · « **Reply #3342 on:** November 13, 2021, 03:59:52 PM »

Feed their souls? What?

jorma · « **Reply #3343 on:** November 13, 2021, 04:15:55 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on November 13, 2021, 12:47:23 PM

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European souls are not necessarily more fulfilled, they just find more eco-friendly ways to shut out the darkness — like going on a bike ride

https://twitter.com/bopinion/status/1459535689922621452

https://twitter.com/bopinion/status/1459535741516759047

These takes are getting worse and worse.

yeah, the author obviously never came across the amsterdam cyclists, those fuckers don't shut out the darkness, they embrace it!

Don Rumata · « **Reply #3344 on:** November 13, 2021, 08:23:52 PM »

Consumerism to fill existential dread doesn't exist in Europe.

benjipwns · « **Reply #3345 on:** November 13, 2021, 08:49:17 PM »

these fucking free hospital for children charities man, glad someone is finally holding them to account:

benjipwns · « **Reply #3346 on:** November 13, 2021, 10:35:10 PM »

https://twitter.com/stereogum/status/1459581059029426176

team filler · « **Reply #3347 on:** November 13, 2021, 11:06:37 PM »

where's the video

Potato · « **Reply #3348 on:** November 13, 2021, 11:26:34 PM »

Quote from: team filler on November 13, 2021, 11:06:37 PM

where's the video

Don't go chasing waterfalls filler

BIONIC · « **Reply #3349 on:** November 14, 2021, 01:31:26 AM »

Quote from: team filler on November 13, 2021, 11:06:37 PM

where's the video

https://twitter.com/jaydetbh/status/1459024486188072965

team filler · « **Reply #3350 on:** November 14, 2021, 01:33:24 AM »

me n karla

benjipwns · « **Reply #3351 on:** November 14, 2021, 01:34:07 AM »

I didn't expect it to be that much. Dude got waterboarded.

Don Rumata · « **Reply #3352 on:** November 14, 2021, 01:51:44 PM »

Apologize to who? the guy seems to be loving it.

I call it a second baptism!

Quaker · « **Reply #3353 on:** November 14, 2021, 02:15:11 PM »

1. Wait, this is a lady doing the pissing?
2. Why does this sound like RATM?
3. Why is there a trumpet?
4. Of course the volunteer is a fat old white guy in Florida.
5. Holy shit that's a lot of piss.

10/10.

I love that in 2021 it's just up on twitter.com instead of having to go to the dark web or liveleak. I also find it incredibly hilarious and fucked up that(although mostly harmless) this is going to follow these people around forever. Like how do you live that down after it goes viral like that?

Don Rumata · « **Reply #3354 on:** November 14, 2021, 02:28:17 PM »

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Brass Against is a collective group of musicians who share the goal of creating music to inspire social and personal change. The band curates songs from a variety of influences from Tool, Rage Against the Machine, Soundgarden, Black Sabbath, Run the Jewels as well as their own compositions in a heavy brass filled symphony.

They're a cover band.

team filler · « **Reply #3355 on:** November 14, 2021, 10:22:21 PM »

because they cover you in piss

BIONIC · « **Reply #3356 on:** November 14, 2021, 10:31:53 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #3357 on:** November 14, 2021, 10:42:00 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3358 on:** November 15, 2021, 09:17:45 AM »

She was making it rain.

team filler · « **Reply #3359 on:** November 15, 2021, 07:01:33 PM »

it's good she didn't have performance issues

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