"WHAT THE FUCK"
"What's wrong Jerome?"
"Did you see this shit Trish?"
"There was a misaligned icon on the desktop, you know I have a bit of OCD. I click it on it... and .... fuck me"
"This is some fucked up shit on your dads laptop Trish, go downstairs I need to make a call"
*ring*
"Good evening officer, how can I help you?"
"We have some serious allegations to investigate at this property miss, wait aren't you the girl from the Apple promotions?"
"Oh yeah, we are the soycucks, the Apple model family"
"Man, I love those ads, especially the one with the Apple Homepod Mini.. wait who is that?"
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, SHOW ME YOUR HA... wait.. Jerome? It's been a while man, wait did you call?"
"Yeah, I called... relax bro. I called because I found this fucked up shit on this cucks laptop"
"ALL COPS ARE BAD ALL COPS ARE BAD ALL COPS ARE BAD"
"GET DOWN LADY, SHOW ME YOUR HANDS, PUT THE FORK DOWN OR WE WILL FIRE"
"IM NOT A LADY ALL COPS ARE BAD"
"Nep now is not the time... jesus, I'm having a conversation and I called them here"
"ALL COPS ARE BAD TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS"
"Come here Nep, let Jerome handle this. Let's just go outside"
"Thanks Trish, You see what I'm dealing with here bro?"
"Yeah Jerome being a bull isn't all pumping and dumping I guess, this is really some fucked up shit we found on this dudes laptop"
"I told you man, I don't call the cops for fun"
"So uh... Mr. Jerome, did you uh report an accidental firearm discharge in the living room?"
"HELL NO, not in this house, there's kids here"
"Fuck, guess we gotta arrest this cuck then eh"