#latestagecapitalism

[Rufus]

Jews, even. Imagine.

[benjipwns]

Man, from that screenshot, ModDB has really changed since I used to visit it regularly.

[kingv]

Jews, even. Imagine.

Can’t dock without foreskin, Breh.

[Cerveza mas fina]

My boss asked if I can come in 9-11 for a team meeting when my shift is 14-21

I just said why cant the meeting be 12-14 when EVERYONE is at work?

[Rufus]

The wording is so amazing. "We got LGBTs, and norm-...uh, men and women, and JEWS! and just generally people from various backgrounds."

I just noticed the xhamster account is referenceing a page on ModDB.

This dude
https://www.moddb.com/groups/conservatives-of-mod-db/news/conduct-fit-for-a-higher-man-in-the-modern-world

[Cerveza mas fina]

Jews are people too, smh fucking germans 

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/thinkprogress/status/1060792968897028096

[brawndolicious]

I think she is trying to highlight that the system is designed in a way that an average American would not have the financial resources to run, win, and get set up for Congress before the first pay check comes in. Obviously, she has a lot of support and could get a short term loan or set up a go fund me or something but that's not the point.

[Madrun Badrun]

Accidentally bought chocolate chip oatmeal cookies instead of raisin oatmeal cookies.  I'm so done with this capitalism thing. 

[jorma]

I think she is trying to highlight that the system is designed in a way that an average American would not have the financial resources to run, win, and get set up for Congress before the first pay check comes in. Obviously, she has a lot of support and could get a short term loan or set up a go fund me or something but that's not the point.

Or she could do what all the others do and make a call to one of the many lobbyists that are currently lining up to help her with her housing situation.

[Propagandhim]

[curly]

"I understand that your house is on fire"

[curly]

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1062428342429851649

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1060636611891941377

[Tasty]

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1063088334753447936

[toku]

https://twitter.com/mcclure111/status/1062836633039450114
https://twitter.com/JacksonLanzing/status/1062960868319612928

[Brehvolution]

Jerky prices are out of control.

[shosta]

One of the more aggressive bids comes from Chicago, Illinois — a city that is prepared to let Amazon keep $1.32 billion of the personal income taxes paid by its workers annually. According to The Chicago Reader, employees would still pay the full taxes; but instead of Illinois receiving the money to use for civic infrastructure, Amazon would get to pocket it.

The result is that Amazon workers would essentially pay taxes to their own company.

The proposal to Amazon notes that the incentives are not a pure tax giveaway since the credit is only 50 percent, meaning “the state and our local municipalities benefit by an amount equal to the Amazon benefit,” the letter reads.

tributary neofeudalism

[Tasty]

How Tech Bros Fell in Love With Bread Baking

[kingv]

https://twitter.com/stephemcneal/status/1064566495156539400

[benjipwns]

Jerky prices are out of control.

They have been increasingly so for like a decade now, yet Trump does nothing.

[benjipwns]

Probably in the pocket of BIG JERKY.

[Joe Molotov]

Probably in the pocket of BIG JERKY.

If only some tech bros would fall in love with jerky and disrupt the 6000-year old art of jerking meat, one meatshot at a time.

[nachobro]

jerky on the blockchain

[Cerveza mas fina]

https://twitter.com/stephemcneal/status/1064566495156539400

If he has his moms IQ maybe he wont read

[Cerveza mas fina]

Probably in the pocket of BIG JERKY.

If only some tech bros would fall in love with jerky and disrupt the 6000-year old art of jerking meat, one meatshot at a time.

A lot of tech bros are probably injerks

[benjipwns]

[curly]

https://twitter.com/stephemcneal/status/1064566495156539400

this was weird as fuck even before it got to the breakdown of her kid's lack of like appeal

[Madrun Badrun]

I didn't know I wanted kids till I learned you can run statistics on their lives.

[benjipwns]

remember when moms just put stuff like this out on the internet about their children:

[kingv]

Damn, she’s sovereign.

[hampster]

(Image removed from quote.)

Hardly late-stage, there is a proud tradition here

I Read Every Memoir by a Presidential Mistress. Including Stormy’s.
A porn star’s new book about her alleged affair with Donald Trump ranks with the best in a surprisingly moving genre.
https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2018/09/30/stormy-daniels-memoir-220804

[benjipwns]

you are technically correct, the best kind of correct

[Joe Molotov]

No COINTELLPRO tactics - ever.

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/hamandcheese/status/1064024405305712640

 

[Rufus]

"Treasury bonds are a girls best friend" just doesn't roll off the tongue.

[toku]

https://twitter.com/nandorvila/status/1065325332113367040

[seagrams hotsauce]

[Madrun Badrun]

Bastards couldn't skydive him a PS4 at least. 

[Crash Dummy]

https://twitter.com/mrfeelswildride/status/1066036201969205248

[Nintex]

McAfee is a fun follow on Twitter.

His random rants, calling out his enemies and shilling for crypto is comedy gold.
Next to the images of his 'compound'. When he's just sitting around with heavily armed ex-cons all around him.

John's living the dream.

[kingv]

If I hired mercenaries I’d have a rule that they cannot wear silver tabs.

[Madrun Badrun]

I'd call my group the Silver Tabs and we'd wear the skin of our enemies. 

[kingv]

I work with a dude that only wears silver tabs but I give him a silver tab pass because he has no arms.

What will really blow your mind is he owns a car and drives it to work. Somehow. With no arms.

[kingv]

Silver tabs were the super baggy cut of Levi’s from the 90sz

I’m not sure if they still make them, actually.

[benjipwns]

What will really blow your mind is he owns a car and drives it to work. Somehow. With no arms.

I think no legs would probably be more impressive.

But I saw that video with the girl who was popular a few years ago who did everything with her feet.

[benjipwns]

couldn't find her but this one beats her probably anyway: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Cox

Jessica Cox (born in 1983 in Sierra Vista, Arizona to William and Inez Cox) is the world's first licensed armless pilot

"When she came up here driving a car," Traweek recalled, "I knew she'd have no problem flying a plane."

maybe literally:

as well as the first armless black-belt in the American Taekwondo Association.

[Nintex]

I have seen one of those armless people cars.
They're fitted with all sorts nifty gadgets that change the way the car handles.

A steering wheel that you can operate with your knees, pedals adjusted so they're closer to your feet etc.

The same place also had a car that was drivable without using your legs (shfiters on the steering wheel etc.) .

Those were BMW's they had for sale but you'd have to either get used to the weird controls or have them returned to their original state.

[Joe Molotov]

couldn't find her but this one beats her probably anyway: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Cox

Jessica Cox (born in 1983 in Sierra Vista, Arizona to William and Inez Cox) is the world's first licensed armless pilot

"When she came up here driving a car," Traweek recalled, "I knew she'd have no problem flying a plane."

maybe literally:

as well as the first armless black-belt in the American Taekwondo Association.

This Hollywood reboot of Crippled Masters with a female cast proves that the SJW will stop at nothing.

[kingv]

I have seen one of those armless people cars.
They're fitted with all sorts nifty gadgets that change the way the car handles.

A steering wheel that you can operate with your knees, pedals adjusted so they're closer to your feet etc.

The same place also had a car that was drivable without using your legs (shfiters on the steering wheel etc.) .

Those were BMW's they had for sale but you'd have to either get used to the weird controls or have them returned to their original state.

Had to drive a leg less car once for a relative in a wheel chair that got shit ass drunk at a wedding.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I'd have a rule that they can at least see their own toes.

[Kara]

https://twitter.com/TucsonStar/status/1067168632600387587

[Kara]

A friend's spouse invited me to a surprise birthday party for my friend that's a "pop-up restaurant" set up at their house where the guests act as the staff.

[Joe Molotov]

A friend's spouse invited me to a surprise birthday party for my friend that's a "pop-up restaurant" set up at their house where the guests act as the staff.

Just wait until they get the bill! 

[Propagandhim]

South Koreans lock themselves up to escape prison of daily life

Co-founder Noh Ji-Hyang said the mock prison was inspired by her husband, a prosecutor who often put in 100-hour work weeks.

“He said he would rather go into solitary confinement for a week to take a rest and feel better,” she said. “That was the beginning.”

“After a stay in the prison, people say, ‘This is not a prison, the real prison is where we return to,’” she said.

[Kara]

Juche vindicated.

[curly]

“After a stay in the prison, people say, ‘This is not a prison, the real prison is where we return to,’” she said.

Little on the nose there Michel

[benjipwns]

A friend's spouse invited me to a surprise birthday party for my friend that's a "pop-up restaurant" set up at their house where the guests act as the staff.

is this a pilot pitch for a reality show? i'd watch it

[Yeti]

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/national-international/More-Patients-Taking-Uber-Over-Ambulance-Rides-500483582.html?fbclid=IwAR2pyIPVk60hug9o3abdSIqmZNTBBfM__uNSCeelBknuLTMlHYYVO7zJrSU