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Kara · « **Reply #900 on:** May 09, 2019, 10:29:57 PM »

As someone who's been mocked for wearing concealer I'm taking smug satisfaction in the fact that I was living in the future instead of the past for once.

toku · « **Reply #901 on:** May 09, 2019, 10:36:53 PM »

Quote from: Kara on May 09, 2019, 10:29:57 PM

As someone who's been mocked for wearing concealer I'm taking smug satisfaction in the fact that I was living in the future instead of the past for once.

we're all on camera now baby

shosta · « **Reply #902 on:** May 09, 2019, 10:38:39 PM »

military industrial complex is on-topic for this thread

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The Pentagon has built a new missile known as a 'ninja bomb' which deploys a ring of steel blades to kill its target rather than exploding.

The secret R9X missile is designed to destroy individual terrorist targets without harming surrounding civilians and could potentially kill a car's front seat passenger without harming the driver.

https://twitter.com/N_Waters89/status/1126470214151962625

Kara · « **Reply #903 on:** May 10, 2019, 12:36:50 AM »

I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sharp blades attached to laser guided munitions.

Oblivion · « **Reply #904 on:** May 10, 2019, 12:39:50 AM »

Quote from: Kara on May 09, 2019, 10:29:57 PM

As someone who's been mocked for wearing concealer I'm taking smug satisfaction in the fact that I was living in the future instead of the past for once.

:O You wear concealers? I wanted to start doing that too since I have some ugly ass dark circles under my eyes, but apparently that shit is a lot of work. Can't wait for the day when it you can just dab a bit on your fingers and call it a day.

Kara · « **Reply #905 on:** May 10, 2019, 12:43:12 AM »

I have the complexion of a teenager even though I'm [redacted] so I mainly use it to cover pimples when I have to look my age (e.g. a meeting).

I did however use it at Bore-Con 2018 in a vain attempt to conceal the fact that I got sunburned af when I went to the pool with Andy-kun's sister.

shosta · « **Reply #906 on:** May 10, 2019, 12:44:15 AM »

Is that why you were absolutely glowing?

Kara · « **Reply #907 on:** May 10, 2019, 12:45:50 AM »

Oblivion · « **Reply #908 on:** May 10, 2019, 01:01:58 AM »

Not sure how women do that everday. Putting on make up seems exhausting.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #909 on:** May 10, 2019, 09:14:42 AM »

A major military contractor about an hour from where I live hasn't had much work for over a year, but they don't want to lay anyone off for fear of making trump look bad. The same placed laid off hundreds 9 years ago because Obama didn't want another helicopter.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #910 on:** May 10, 2019, 09:50:44 AM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on May 10, 2019, 09:14:42 AM

A major military contractor about an hour from where I live hasn't had much work for over a year, but they don't want to lay anyone off for fear of making trump look bad. The same placed laid off hundreds 9 years ago because Obama didn't want another helicopter.

Have they tried attaching swords to anything yet?

Kara · « **Reply #911 on:** May 12, 2019, 01:49:52 PM »

Walking around The Loop in the Big Apple (Chicago, baby!) today:

1. There was a check cashing place that had a BUY BITCOIN placard in the window. For those of you unfamiliar with what purpose check cashing places serve, they're the institutions through which a tax on being poor and underbanked is levied by the bourgeois state.

2. There was a large billboard that said something like THEY CAN'T REPLACE YOU WITH A ROBOT IF YOU RETIRE.

Anyway, I have proposed, in the past, that the JDPON should disperse the Amerikkkans throughout the Third World instead of allowing them to remain in occupied North America. Here are some of my reasons:

Tripon · « **Reply #912 on:** May 12, 2019, 05:50:53 PM »

https://twitter.com/gilbertjasono/status/1125812379151998976

team filler · « **Reply #913 on:** May 12, 2019, 05:56:34 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #914 on:** May 12, 2019, 06:04:02 PM »

https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/1127678830825672704

BisMarckie · « **Reply #915 on:** May 12, 2019, 06:19:50 PM »

Quote from: filler on May 12, 2019, 06:04:02 PM

https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/1127678830825672704

TFW you just know that the person who wrote this is currently going to law school.

Kara · « **Reply #916 on:** May 12, 2019, 07:12:42 PM »

Tired: Conservatives say they're pro life but support dropping bombs on children thousands of miles away.

Wired: Conservatives say they support the private property rights of landlords yet they support squatting rights for tenants.

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Squatter solidarity, obviously.

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #917 on:** May 12, 2019, 09:38:28 PM »

https://twitter.com/RealKentMurphy/status/1127615815010877441

Thanks @budweiserUSA

Tasty · « **Reply #918 on:** May 13, 2019, 07:44:29 AM »

team filler · « **Reply #919 on:** May 13, 2019, 01:55:35 PM »

https://twitter.com/MarkAmesExiled/status/1127716694678487041

team filler · « **Reply #920 on:** May 13, 2019, 03:25:28 PM »

https://twitter.com/lyftrs/status/1127953822612185088

:'(

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #921 on:** May 13, 2019, 03:28:00 PM »

The Ontario Landlord Association forum sounds lit af.

Kara · « **Reply #922 on:** May 13, 2019, 03:30:43 PM »

Tired: supporting the legalization of marijuana because it's a moral good

Wired: supporting the legalization of marijuana as a tactic in the class war against landlords

BisMarckie · « **Reply #923 on:** May 13, 2019, 03:34:26 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #924 on:** May 13, 2019, 03:51:27 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #925 on:** May 13, 2019, 03:55:28 PM »

You will face my boner.

Face it.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #926 on:** May 13, 2019, 04:49:23 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #927 on:** May 13, 2019, 07:23:30 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #928 on:** May 13, 2019, 08:42:44 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #929 on:** May 13, 2019, 08:58:29 PM »

Tripon · « **Reply #930 on:** May 13, 2019, 11:24:33 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #931 on:** May 14, 2019, 11:43:26 AM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #932 on:** May 14, 2019, 03:52:38 PM »

No prayer for you!

Tripon · « **Reply #933 on:** May 14, 2019, 10:16:21 PM »

https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1128425549288886272

BIONIC · « **Reply #934 on:** May 15, 2019, 07:18:21 PM »

https://twitter.com/vitacoco/status/1128746434549952521

team filler · « **Reply #935 on:** May 16, 2019, 12:36:23 AM »

https://twitter.com/ewarren/status/1128656240756887552

team filler · « **Reply #936 on:** May 16, 2019, 01:25:59 AM »

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Kara · « **Reply #937 on:** May 16, 2019, 01:32:41 AM »

https://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/baby-salutes-marine-dad-adorable-sonogram-photo/story?id=42081432

bluemax · « **Reply #938 on:** May 16, 2019, 03:02:40 AM »

Kara · « **Reply #939 on:** May 16, 2019, 03:53:01 AM »

https://twitter.com/xychelsea/status/1128852407872630789

BIONIC · « **Reply #940 on:** May 16, 2019, 04:13:04 AM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-there-an-apple-watch-app-to-remind-you-to-drink-water-that-works-without-an-iphone-connected.117236/

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #941 on:** May 16, 2019, 05:44:47 AM »

Quote from: Esch on May 16, 2019, 01:17:48 AM

https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/999719206202544129

6 million jews died for this

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #942 on:** May 16, 2019, 05:53:06 AM »

toku · « **Reply #943 on:** May 16, 2019, 12:03:06 PM »

Quote from: Kara on May 16, 2019, 03:53:01 AM

https://twitter.com/xychelsea/status/1128852407872630789

excellent taste in games what a hero

team filler · « **Reply #944 on:** May 16, 2019, 05:41:20 PM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #945 on:** May 16, 2019, 06:17:21 PM »

Wait, so is 75 a reasonable answer or not? What's our margin of error on the estimate supposed to be?

BisMarckie · « **Reply #946 on:** May 16, 2019, 06:21:32 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on May 16, 2019, 06:17:21 PM

Wait, so is 75 a reasonable answer or not? What's our margin of error on the estimate supposed to be?

Maybe it was a philosophy class on German philosophy and the student was supposed to explain a Kantian perspective of this problem?

Nintex · « **Reply #947 on:** May 16, 2019, 06:31:45 PM »

No, it is not reasonable Carole read 75 pages. She was busy taking pics for Reddit Gone Wild.
That number is quite high compared to the day before so she probably lied and is hiding she cheated on her boyfriend.

Education

benjipwns · « **Reply #948 on:** May 16, 2019, 06:40:02 PM »

Explanation:

BisMarckie · « **Reply #949 on:** May 16, 2019, 06:44:05 PM »

To determine which number is close to another seems to be pretty arbitrary.

In relation to the infinite numbers that we have, 30 is really damn close to 45.

Nintex · « **Reply #950 on:** May 16, 2019, 06:48:35 PM »

The United States has about 90 military bases and installations in foreign countries.

Russia has 3

Is 3 reasonable?

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NO, the Russians should not meddle in the affairs of other countries

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Kara · « **Reply #951 on:** May 16, 2019, 06:52:11 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on May 16, 2019, 06:44:05 PM

In relation to the infinite numbers that we have, 30 is really damn close to 45.

Tell that to my wife!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #952 on:** May 16, 2019, 09:44:49 PM »

We have 12 years left before global warming kills us all. Is 8 a reasonable amount of the years we have left for Hillary Clinton to have been president?

VomKriege · « **Reply #953 on:** May 16, 2019, 10:59:25 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on May 16, 2019, 06:17:21 PM

Wait, so is 75 a reasonable answer or not? What's our margin of error on the estimate supposed to be?

Wouldn't 75 or 103 both be "reasonable" (or potentially correct) here because of how it is written ?

Kara · « **Reply #954 on:** May 17, 2019, 12:26:40 AM »

https://twitter.com/gayh0rney/status/1129197861831229440

team filler · « **Reply #955 on:** May 17, 2019, 01:22:11 AM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #956 on:** May 17, 2019, 08:57:25 AM »

Quote from: VomKriege on May 16, 2019, 10:59:25 PM

Quote from: benjipwns on May 16, 2019, 06:17:21 PM
Wait, so is 75 a reasonable answer or not? What's our margin of error on the estimate supposed to be?

Wouldn't 75 or 103 both be "reasonable" (or potentially correct) here because of how it is written ?

Common Core math can take your logical and correct answer make it incorrect for reasons.

Kara · « **Reply #957 on:** May 17, 2019, 10:30:38 AM »

https://twitter.com/KDKA/status/1129069016654503943

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #958 on:** May 17, 2019, 10:34:44 AM »

Time to check out Uber!

Kara · « **Reply #959 on:** May 17, 2019, 02:08:48 PM »

I can see how it'd be nice to be able to opt out of it in an indirect manner if you had crippling social anxiety or if you were a woman getting in a car with a strange man but we all know this feature isn't being added for those reasons. (Though I'm sure in this era of "socially conscious" capitalism it will be touted as a feminist breakthrough by some lickspittle or misguided soul.)

News:

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