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« Reply #1080 on: October 04, 2017, 08:59:01 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1443122

I remember when the usuals were accusing people of racism for not liking Cam Newton.

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« Reply #1081 on: October 04, 2017, 09:31:38 PM »
Gaf is a bunch of people locked up in the arse end of the internet, terrified of all the bad things lurking just outside their safe hidey hole. Slowly driving themselves mad and working themselves up into a froth.

Its like The Mist, except instead of the fear of running into giant spiders it's the fear of running into somebody with a slightly different world view then theirs.


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« Reply #1082 on: October 04, 2017, 09:33:14 PM »
Ooo, how long before we get news?
Well this is his docket sheet so when something changes it'll get updated here
https://ujsportal.pacourts.us/DocketSheets/CPReport.ashx?docketNumber=CP-45-CR-0001656-2017

Still waiting a trial date, apparently?

yeah, looks like he is still in county jail on $100,000 bond and they haven't set a trial date yet.

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« Reply #1083 on: October 04, 2017, 09:37:47 PM »
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How exactly does it sound like bait? I am asking you how the country addressed the confederacy not how it addressed inequality.

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Where did I attack you, what are you talking about?

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My question was quite straight forward. "Where did I attack you, what are you talking about?"

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So do you still think Man in the High Castle an apt comparison?

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You seem to think I did, so by all means point out exactly where I was attacking you.

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I asked you a simple question and nothing more, yet my "tone" made you think I was baiting you? Yeah I am sure it was my "tone" that you have issue with.

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The only person doing the accusing is you. There was clearly no "tone" to my posts yet I am somehow bating you? You okay am I sure my "tone" was the issue. Anyway I am done responding to this nonsense.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1442978&page=2

The thirst is real.  :mouf   Just kiss him already Enzom!!!



The only thing that bothers me about the criticism of Confederate is the idea that people who watch the show want to see that dystopia come to pass.  What then do they think of people who read/watch A Handmaid's Tale, 1984, Brave New World, The Road and yes, even The Man in the High Castle?  Am I a misogynist, authoritarian fascist, eugenicist who  desires  the apocalypse?  Oh, and Nazi's.
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« Reply #1084 on: October 04, 2017, 09:48:39 PM »
And "go look YouTube tutorials".
:expert :neogaf

Of all the random things to dream of had one about this OP. Proved all the cynics wrong. Somehow this was conveyed in flashback form while swimming in an underwater brewery.

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« Reply #1085 on: October 04, 2017, 10:07:45 PM »
Without being that familiar with Fantano, the article comes across as dishonest in the parts I can recognize. Sam Hyde leans heavily alt-right and probably guilty of a lot of things he gets accused of (so say what you will about Fantano's choice of company, comedic intent aside), but it's weird how the author purposefully cut out details about the beating up Lena Dunham joke and then openly wondered what the joke was. The whole point is that he keeps saying "in a defensive situation", against Lena Dunham no less, to evoke the violent "stand your ground" type fantasies, which he goes on to detail in psychopathic detail as those type of fantasies go to make it weird and uncomfortable. He's done this joke a bunch of times it seems, which is kind of lame in its own right. In addition to leaving out that detail, the author seems to randomly call it a rape joke. The author's following point doesn't really change by distorting what Hyde said (and Hyde is pretty alt-right), so I have no idea why he would do it. One other thing I saw was in the reference of the Sulkowicz / "Mattress Girl" case, where he jumps straight into using Returnofkings as the source of disbelief, when that whole case (and Title IX) was very controversial from the start. Again, more or less unnecessary for his overall point.

I saw someone defending Fantano on GAF. I don't know what to make of it, but I do find the article annoying.

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« Reply #1086 on: October 04, 2017, 10:09:19 PM »
Am I a misogynist, authoritarian fascist, eugenicist who  desires  the apocalypse?  Oh, and Nazi's.
If you have to ask..

I must be living in an alt-right bubble, because I never encounter anyone IRL that act like people on GAF. Well, maybe some of my sister's friends, but I have close to zero contact with them.
You'd be hard-pressed to find people like on GAF through your normal life, even some of the more :dizzy political activists that spawn "triggered" memes don't match whatever type of vibe that's on GAF.  It's weird.

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Students affiliated with the Black Lives Matter movement crashed an event at the College of William & Mary, rushed the stage, and prevented the invited guest—the American Civil Liberties Union's Claire Gastañaga, a W & M alum—from speaking.

Gastañaga had intended to speak on the subject, "Students and the First Amendment."

The disruption was livestreamed on BLM at W&M's Facebook page. Students took to the stage just a few moments after Gastañaga began her remarks. At first, she attempted to spin the demonstration as a welcome example of the kind of thing she had come to campus to discuss, commenting "Good, I like this," as they lined up and raised their signs. "I'm going to talk to you about knowing your rights, and protests and demonstrations, which this illustrates very well. Then I'm going to respond to questions from the moderators, and then questions from the audience."

It was the last remark she was able to make before protesters drowned her out with cries of, "ACLU, you protect Hitler, too." They also chanted, "the oppressed are not impressed," "shame, shame, shame, shame," "blood on your hands," "the revolution will not uphold the Constitution," and, uh, "liberalism is white supremacy."

Twenty minutes into the protest, AMP Director of Internal Affairs Hasini Bandara ’18 approached the group with a microphone and gave members an opportunity to read their prepared statement.

In the statement, BLM criticized the ACLU’s approach to white supremacy in regard to the white supremacist rally in Charlottesville, suggesting that the organization provides an unnecessary platform for white supremacists.

“When is the free speech of the oppressed protected?” a BLM group representative asked. “We know from personal experience that rights granted to wealthy, white, cis, male, straight bodies do not trickle down to marginalized groups. We face greater barriers and consequences for speaking.”

After reading the statement aloud, the group’s representative took her place back in line, and the protesters continued to chant.

Organizers then canceled the event; some members of the audience approached the podium in an attempt to speak with Gastañaga, but the protesters would not permit it. They surrounded Gastañaga, raised their voices even louder, and drove everybody else away.

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William & Mary has a powerful commitment to the free play of ideas. We have a campus where respectful dialogue, especially in disagreement, is encouraged so that we can listen and learn from views that differ from our own, so that we can freely express our own views, and so that debate can occur. Unfortunately, that type of exchange was unable to take place Wednesday night when an event to discuss a very important matter – the meaning of the First Amendment — could not be held as planned. …

Silencing certain voices in order to advance the cause of others is not acceptable in our community. This stifles debate and prevents those who've come to hear a speaker, our students in particular, from asking questions, often hard questions, and from engaging in debate where the strength of ideas, not the power of shouting, is the currency. William & Mary must be a campus that welcomes difficult conversations, honest debate and civil dialogue.
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Although the protesters identified themselves as merely “concerned students,” the College’s BLM chapter took credit on its Facebook page through a livestream of the event, as well as a written post stating, “Tonight, we shut down an event at William & Mary where Claire Gastañaga, executive director of the ACLU of Virginia, was speaking. In contrast to the ACLU, we want to reaffirm our position of zero tolerance for white supremacy no matter what form it decides to masquerade in.

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« Reply #1087 on: October 04, 2017, 10:36:36 PM »
The fact that slowly but surely "low difficulty" is becoming synonymous with "inclusive" and "high difficulty" with "exclusionary" convinces me I'm in a nightmare dystopian world that is about to reveal itself.
TIL that because I think Ninja Gaiden Black is the best action game, Dark Souls is the best series out there right now, and Halo plays best on Heroic or above, I'm basically a member of the KKK.
The oppressed are not impressed.

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« Reply #1088 on: October 04, 2017, 10:36:53 PM »
You know, IRL, I've never met any people like Social Studies Warrior Gaffers, nor have I met any alt-right people who only speak in memes.

It's almost like most people are pretty normal when not hidden behind the anonymity of the internet or something.

Even when you add the anonymity of the internet to the equation GAF still has some amazingly freaky people.
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« Reply #1089 on: October 04, 2017, 10:48:08 PM »
It's kinda odd to be having such an issue about difficulty settings when the curves and waves of so many games are often inherently broken at some point by bad design no matter what setting you chose.

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« Reply #1090 on: October 05, 2017, 12:25:28 AM »
Ooo, how long before we get news?
Well this is his docket sheet so when something changes it'll get updated here
https://ujsportal.pacourts.us/DocketSheets/CPReport.ashx?docketNumber=CP-45-CR-0001656-2017

Those things can be hard to parse.  Has he been in jail since June 29th?  Meaning his family has refused to put down the 100k bail required?  or about 10k for a bondsman.

Are you good at reading court docks, White Man?


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« Reply #1092 on: October 05, 2017, 12:36:55 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=250792481#post250792481

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You’re arguing semantics. The game’s easiest difficulty with all auto mods on, which was how I played, means that I literally could have just done nothing during most encounters and still beat the game. I could have put the controller down and watched the game play itself. I don’t see how that’s really any different than just having a “skip” button.

Holy christ I hate this guy.

There's nothing wrong with playing a game on easy as long as you enjoy it. But wanting large sections of games to "play themselves" because you can't be arsed to do so yourself is insane to me. Just watch a let's play instead of putting down 60 bucks. Why even bother with videogames?
I mean, FFXII did it, and it didn't even have an easy mode
FFXII is pretty easy, at least the main game.

Still, even auto-battle is not something thats handed to you. You have to plan out the Gambits and plenty of times your gambit strategy's may not adapt to the current situation. The game plays itself yes, but I guess it's kind of like in Civilization where a tell the parts to do what I want and then they do the moving.

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« Reply #1093 on: October 05, 2017, 01:36:30 AM »
As they like to say on GAF: "play shitty games, win stupid prizes." She could put a little more thought into her writing than describing things as "fucked up" in her paper. It's a college essay not a low effort forum shitpost.

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« Reply #1094 on: October 05, 2017, 02:14:43 AM »
How old's the professor ?
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« Reply #1095 on: October 05, 2017, 02:21:33 AM »
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This thread went fast... wow.

Okay, so it looks like I'm in the wrong, but, this doesn't explain why I need to censor myself as a writer. Maybe I'm simply unfiltered but I think that's a good thing, I figured in high school you'd avoid that, but in college you're an adult, you can freely write how you want and get your opinions across without having to worry if you tailor it to whoever is reading it, since it's your work. Maybe I'm getting angry about nothing however I don't understand how your choice of language is something you can be penalized for. I re-read the essay and admittedly I recognize some things that could be fixed but even with that scrutiny and barring in mind this isn't my writing course a B seems perfectly fair. Have a read but I know I'm about to get dogged on like crazy regardless. No, I'll just post the relevant uses of swears. It's partially too personally and I'm not rewriting the damn thing.

"Watching the film was really sad, quite morbid, fucked up, and too close to home"

"It went from "I don't care about you" to "fuck you" and I still feel that
way to this day"

"They're awful, sickening, fucked realities"

"The emotional problems my REDACTED still suffers from REDACTED, I've came to the point
where if REDACTED REDACTED died today, right now, I wouldn't give a shit"

"Apologizes that are all bullshit and
emotions that end up with the person hurting more and more"
Hey Bukowski, you're writing an essay on elderly abuse for a college class, not a GAF post where you write "Fuck XYZ" to show everyone how much you care.

This is the funniest shit I've read in a while. God I hope the full thing, because I'm positive the rest of it is just as terrible

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« Reply #1096 on: October 05, 2017, 02:22:48 AM »
Fuck academia!

Fuck professorers

Fuck T.A.'s

Fuck workshops

Fuck meal cards

Fuck having to go to the one dorm for breakfast that serves brunch when all the other dorms don't serve breakfast but that one dorm that does serves waffles and pancakes with chocolate chips as well as extra bacon and that European bacon that is real good. and they also mix it up and serve the food from the night before like tacos, enchiladas, and breakfast nachos

Fuck Trump
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« Reply #1098 on: October 05, 2017, 02:25:48 AM »
I refuse to believe that thread is for real.
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« Reply #1099 on: October 05, 2017, 02:27:01 AM »
Stump is such a joyless dick

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« Reply #1100 on: October 05, 2017, 02:30:44 AM »

Quote from: EviLore
ahahahahahahaha

I thought shitposts that don't contribute anything to conversation were a bannable offense?  :neogaf

But no, we must give thanks to senpai.

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Thanks for making GAF a thing so that we could get threads like this.

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« Reply #1101 on: October 05, 2017, 02:34:05 AM »
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Grow up. Seriously, start being an adult.

Don't complain because you got a bad mark because you wrote a bad essay full of swearing while you were drunk and try to pass it off as your teacher censoring your artistic voice or some other bullshit. You clearly don't actually care about the course, that's cool but that will reflect in your work, so accept that or improve yourself.

And don't act like NeoGAF is out to get you because people won't tell you it's ok to write drunk, write poorly, swear in an essay and then blame "the system" when it turns out to be an F quality paper.]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=250987862&postcount=467

excelsiorlef telling people that poorly written, emotional, stupid, emotional posts are bad, brehs.  What college did they go to?


 :doge


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« Reply #1102 on: October 05, 2017, 02:35:01 AM »
Damn, if even exelsiorlef is telling you stop being a sensitive snowflake, you done fucked up.

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« Reply #1103 on: October 05, 2017, 03:02:53 AM »
The ride never ends...

"I was drunk"
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=250987754

"I spent two whole hours on it, how dare you ?"
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=250988411

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That's it people, I'm done with the thread. I've gotten everything I've needed out of it and then some. Remind me to not post confessionals on neogaf anymore too... or that might be a good thing.
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« Reply #1104 on: October 05, 2017, 03:09:01 AM »
A drunk, 2 hour essay of mine never got less than a B/85%

What kind of non-academic, fly-over, red state loser must you be to not think correctly enough?  Clearly, "not a good fit."
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« Reply #1105 on: October 05, 2017, 03:14:42 AM »
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=250990076

A propos of nothing, did I tell you I'm woke ?

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I wrote an essay once about how The Little Mermaid functions as a parable for being Transgender.

What a smooth insert !
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« Reply #1106 on: October 05, 2017, 05:41:53 AM »
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=250990076

A propos of nothing, did I tell you I'm woke ?

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I wrote an essay once about how The Little Mermaid functions as a parable for being Transgender.

What a smooth insert !



I bid 10k for that bullshit!

Wait, transgender?  50k!
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« Reply #1107 on: October 05, 2017, 06:35:13 AM »
Stump is such a joyless dick

Sure, but he was completely accurate in his assessment of that poster, his essay, and his thoughts on why he would think it's cool to use an academic paper to drop multiple fucks and shits.  :yeshrug

That poster needs as many wakeup calls as he/she/zhe/they can get, as shown by all the follow up posts in that thread.


Also, fuck excelsiorlef. That piece of shit has the nerve to constantly get high and mighty over shit in the PRO WRESTLING thread, and then turns around and forgives a dude for fucking a nazi chick because she was hot, and calls women skanks for playing up their family legacy.

Which thread was this?

Read above and then go to "thread." It's all these essay posts.

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« Reply #1108 on: October 05, 2017, 07:28:25 AM »
Pay $20k/yr and not allowed to write fuck in an essay. College sure is a scam.
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« Reply #1109 on: October 05, 2017, 08:28:08 AM »
Should have gone to Woke Forest instead
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« Reply #1110 on: October 05, 2017, 08:50:59 AM »
Has anyone told that swearing guy to get the ACLU involved, and then someone else said that the ACLU only protects Nazis yet?
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« Reply #1111 on: October 05, 2017, 09:16:42 AM »
Be 20, go to therapy, take 2 anti-depressants because life is so hard, and only see yourself as a artist brehs.

:cac
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« Reply #1112 on: October 05, 2017, 09:30:04 AM »
Open Journal of Medical Imaging
Vol.07 No.04(2017), Article ID:79508,12 pages
10.4236/ojmi.2017.74014

Application of Sparse-Coding Super-Fucking-Resolution to Goddamned 16-Bit DICOM Images for Improving the Shitty Image Resolution in MRI

Junko Ota, Kensuke Umehara, Naoki Ishimaru, Takayuki Ishida
Department of Medical Physics and Engineering, Graduate School of Medicine, Osaka University, Suita, Japan


ABSTRACT

Purpose: To improve the shitty image resolution of magnetic resonance imaging (MRI), conventional crappy interpolation methods are commonly used to magnify fucked up images via various shitty image processing approaches; however, these fucked up methods tend to produce assy artifacts. While super-resolution (SR) schemes have been introduced as a damn hell ass bitch fart boogers pussy alternative approach to apply medical imaging, previous studies applied SR only to medical images in 8-bit image format.
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« Reply #1113 on: October 05, 2017, 09:40:03 AM »
It's much easier to understand when you put it that way.
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« Reply #1114 on: October 05, 2017, 10:08:27 AM »

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ahahahahahahaha

I thought shitposts that don't contribute anything to conversation were a bannable offense?  :neogaf

But no, we must give thanks to senpai.

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Thanks for making GAF a thing so that we could get threads like this.

"Thanks for making a forum, of which there were tens of thousands by the early 2000's senpai"

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« Reply #1115 on: October 05, 2017, 11:14:19 AM »
I refuse to believe that thread is for real.

Chronic archaic always has something messed up happening in their life.

Seems on a forum of very messed up people being a fuckup means lots of attention even if it's for something as dumb as that.

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« Reply #1116 on: October 05, 2017, 11:29:38 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1443422

I'm not so sure about this privilege business. Showing your underwear in public is taboo in society, whereas wearing swimwear in public is appropriate in the right context. That's why you'd get weird looks if you show up to the beach in your bra and panties.


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« Reply #1118 on: October 05, 2017, 12:19:23 PM »
essay thread is killing me, the twists, the turns, the plotting, they're a brilliant writer they just don't realize it!


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« Reply #1120 on: October 05, 2017, 12:26:38 PM »
oh thank god, a number of people pointed out how the cursing wasn't the worst part of the snippets posted based on most simple college writing rubrics

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In my English 104 course I've used swears multiple times without penalty. Is this bias on her part or am I really supposed to censor my writing?
real thing you should have learned today is how different professors (or instructors since this is 100 level) have different standards

is the whole thing or most of it anywhere in the thread, especially after they said it took two hours while drunk ... because two hours while "drunk" to me means a seven page paper that's really loose with the citations and a little less burying opinion in academicese mush

no i'm totally not going to forward it to people i know teaching 100/200 and definitely not the person who is teaching College English Composition in RUSSIA

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« Reply #1121 on: October 05, 2017, 12:29:17 PM »
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The only way I can make it through life at this point is to be an artist, to be expressive and enjoy the things that make live worth living. I've attempted suicide once already, I know if I try to shove myself into society in a standard way I will end up dead.

This thread is a huge downer. Gonna go play Destiny 2 and pretend real life doesn't exist, that or drug myself to sleep. Fuck me.
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I already see a therapist weekly and am on 2 different anti-depressent drugs. I'm not employed due to my OCD being bad enough I'm trying to apply for disability at 20 and feel like complete garbage about it even though it's completely reasonable, I just view myself how society sees me and I see a worthless person though I'm not.

I completely get it though. I expect everyone I know to hate my first pieces of music I'm willing to create. I just genuinely thought writing was one of my strong points and apparently it's not which just made me feel completely useless. I know I have to take this criticism and use it to my advantage. It's just... really hard right now. I've never experienced this much feedback this fast.
i can't even i'm dyin, between this and excelsiorlef just straight draggin the person while bragging about connecting the Little Mermaid to Transgenderism

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« Reply #1122 on: October 05, 2017, 12:31:33 PM »
also it's more like you connect the Little Mermaid VHS boxart to secret promotion of transgenderism amirite

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« Reply #1123 on: October 05, 2017, 12:32:56 PM »
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Artistic expression throughout human history has thrived within the constraints of censorship, peer review, and cultural acceptability rather than absolute freedom.

Much like posting on NeoGAF, amirite?
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« Reply #1124 on: October 05, 2017, 12:37:31 PM »
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=251021567#post251021567

 :kobeyuck :jared

This guy isn't banned
look not to get all epheobophile or whatever the fuck it is, but a high school girls swim team, especially if the dude is like say 21 or 20 and taking multiple anti-depressants while drinking because his art is all that matters in life, that's one of the most normal things probably posted on NeoGAF.com in the last 24 hours

should definitely be banned for joking about equality tho

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« Reply #1125 on: October 05, 2017, 12:41:52 PM »
Fuck academia!

Fuck professorers

Fuck T.A.'s

Fuck workshops

Fuck meal cards

Fuck having to go to the one dorm for breakfast that serves brunch when all the other dorms don't serve breakfast but that one dorm that does serves waffles and pancakes with chocolate chips as well as extra bacon and that European bacon that is real good. and they also mix it up and serve the food from the night before like tacos, enchiladas, and breakfast nachos

Fuck Trump
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Last two paragraphs were your strongest, build upon those. They touched me both emotionally and intellectually.

Attacks on T.A.'s are a vicious assault on the academic process, please refrain from them. I will give you extra credit if you can find nine other white people to protest an ACLU event in the name of Black Lives Matter.

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« Reply #1126 on: October 05, 2017, 12:53:35 PM »
Here's my essay about the Holocaust:

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« Reply #1127 on: October 05, 2017, 12:59:47 PM »
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« Reply #1128 on: October 05, 2017, 01:01:41 PM »
Here's my essay about the Holocaust:

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that fuckin picture size is a holocaust

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« Reply #1129 on: October 05, 2017, 01:04:05 PM »
Here's my essay about the Holocaust:

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that fuckin picture size is a holocaust

I was trying to pad out the length for a better grade.
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« Reply #1130 on: October 05, 2017, 01:04:33 PM »
Jesus fucking Christ, MJ looks fucking JUICY that close up.

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« Reply #1131 on: October 05, 2017, 01:11:35 PM »
Here's my essay about the Holocaust:

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that fuckin picture size is a holocaust
And twice as hilarious
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« Reply #1132 on: October 05, 2017, 01:16:06 PM »
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=251021567#post251021567

 :kobeyuck :jared

This guy isn't banned
look not to get all epheobophile or whatever the fuck it is, but a high school girls swim team, especially if the dude is like say 21 or 20 and taking multiple anti-depressants while drinking because his art is all that matters in life, that's one of the most normal things probably posted on NeoGAF.com in the last 24 hours

should definitely be banned for joking about equality tho

He is one of those "both sides" pieces of shit, in other words a literal nazi.


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« Reply #1134 on: October 05, 2017, 03:57:02 PM »
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I feel like the word "cunt" was invented especially for her.

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« Reply #1135 on: October 05, 2017, 04:15:14 PM »
Got an F on a college essay for swearing?

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I checked the assignment, which more than filled the criteria and used the word fuck and shit twice to make my feelings clear and add extra concern to the topic (abuse of elderly people by whoever) and I had a lot to say about that honestly.

She commented this "name here--Cursing and swearing in your written work is not acceptable. Learn to use regular written language."

My problems with this are both words are proper English and in the course syllabus it is never stated curse words are grounds for lower grades. In my English 104 course I've used swears multiple times without penalty. Is this bias on her part or am I really supposed to censor my writing?
I'm at a loss for words.

"In my English 104 course I've used swears multiple times without penalty. Is this bias on her part or am I really supposed to censor my writing?"

What kind of clown college is this?  :mindblown

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« Reply #1136 on: October 05, 2017, 04:18:09 PM »
One of the things writing classes talk about is writing for audiences. You need to know your audience.  I don't think I curse in my writing, because it honestly feels lame and there are better ways to get your point across. I mean I curse like a sailor in real life, but there's no need to do that in a school essay. Even if you don' have to be super formal.

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« Reply #1137 on: October 05, 2017, 04:31:48 PM »
How the fuck did s/h/it get through high-school English without knowing how to write an essay? :doge

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« Reply #1138 on: October 05, 2017, 04:43:34 PM »
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Pay $20k/yr and not allowed to write fuck in an essay. College sure is a scam.

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« Reply #1139 on: October 05, 2017, 04:44:17 PM »
Oh, they posted a link to a paper wrote for that 104 class:
https://www.scribd.com/document/360741724/English-104-Short-Stories

edit: some other idiot posted this  :lol
https://www.scribd.com/document/360744317/English-Essay-2
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Compare your essay to mine and look at the difference in sentence structure and grammar. I got a perfect score on this.