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I may pop out at any time and disrupt your safe spaces and comforts.

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Spectre is probably my number two pick in Twisted Metal 2 after Thumper.

Should have been more clear, that the legacy parts (Oliver, Colbert, Sam Bee, Noah) have become pandering, unfunny horseshit.
Sam Bee's show I find kinda weird, she's much better in the interviews/remotes, the rest I enh dunno.

Oliver is certainly an acquired taste humor wise, but I think his show is the least pandering and the most "daring" in terms of taking on an entire subject for 15-25 minutes and exploring it way beyond even normal news, he gets all the recent news story stuff which is probably really his weakest episodes but also grabs all sorts of underplayed stuff. In a lot of ways I feel it's less a Daily Show successor than Penn and Teller's: Bullshit masquerading in the Daily Show format.

Colbert is still mostly the Late Show, he's just taken his background with Colbert and Daily Show to do a more politically themed opening segment sometimes (that's punched against Maddow and others too) instead of spending thirty years telling the same lame jokes three out of four nights a week, doing the same video stunt gags, and edgy innovative comedy like The Top Ten List.

Noah's in a rough spot, but I actually wish he'd do more with his unique outsider take and his real humor style, he has toyed with it but seems to always pull back and it makes his show more of an afterthought, when Stewart specifically told him he hired him because he was so different and that he should throw out everything and start with his own vision, it's also why Oliver was at the top of his list. But I imagine that's actually what most American viewers and Comedy Central want least. Comedy Central has certainly shown its confidence in Noah by surrounding it now with The Opposition, The Jim Jefferies Show and The President Show. :lol

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The weird thing is how little that NeoGAF.com thread about late night hosts talks about Conan. I assume it's probably because they watch his every episode so closely that it'd be redundant and seem like they were tampering with genius to criticize any part of their favorite talk show host that they've supported fervently and unblemished for years.

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Any good Messofanego tweets about how he offers a shoulder for Hollywood starlets to cry on and promise he will be the best and most supportive boyfriend, male ally, in the world?
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The weird thing is how little that NeoGAF.com thread about late night hosts talks about Conan. I assume it's probably because they watch his every episode so closely that it'd be redundant and seem like they were tampering with genius to criticize any part of their favorite talk show host that they've supported fervently and unblemished for years.

It's problematic how Conan focuses on comedy and not politics.
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Spectre is probably my number two pick in Twisted Metal 2 after Thumper.

Should have been more clear, that the legacy parts (Oliver, Colbert, Sam Bee, Noah) have become pandering, unfunny horseshit.
Sam Bee's show I find kinda weird, she's much better in the interviews/remotes, the rest I enh dunno.

Oliver is certainly an acquired taste humor wise, but I think his show is the least pandering and the most "daring" in terms of taking on an entire subject for 15-25 minutes and exploring it way beyond even normal news, he gets all the recent news story stuff which is probably really his weakest episodes but also grabs all sorts of underplayed stuff. In a lot of ways I feel it's less a Daily Show successor than Penn and Teller's: Bullshit masquerading in the Daily Show format.

Colbert is still mostly the Late Show, he's just taken his background with Colbert and Daily Show to do a more politically themed opening segment sometimes (that's punched against Maddow and others too) instead of spending thirty years telling the same lame jokes three out of four nights a week, doing the same video stunt gags, and edgy innovative comedy like The Top Ten List.

Noah's in a rough spot, but I actually wish he'd do more with his unique outsider take and his real humor style, he has toyed with it but seems to always pull back and it makes his show more of an afterthought, when Stewart specifically told him he hired him because he was so different and that he should throw out everything and start with his own vision, it's also why Oliver was at the top of his list. But I imagine that's actually what most American viewers and Comedy Central want least. Comedy Central has certainly shown its confidence in Noah by surrounding it now with The Opposition, The Jim Jefferies Show and The President Show. :lol

I actually find Oliver the second most pandering, behind Bee. He does do long takes on subjects, but he plays to what the audience wants. The Drumpf nonsense was very pandering, unproductive and only funny if you are the type of audience wanting to be pandered towards.

Noah is in a bad spot. The Daily Show audience sort of hates him for not pandering enough to them and if he tried to go do his own thing, they may fully turn on him. I would like to see him give the show his own style. I don't think it will happen though. The issue in all cases may be the comedians doing the writing now just aren't that funny themselves. Are they hiring out of the stand-up sworld or are they hiring fresh out of college interms that are used to getting their own shit regurgitated back to them?

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All those daily comic/politics whatever the fuck they are shows are horse vomit for people who refuse to think for themselves and need their opinions told to them in the form of comedy.

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Still better than politics through videogames, comics and Marvel movies though  :idont
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James Corden is still the worst of them all.

He's got a face a Ghandi would punch.

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Hey Etiolate, why do you dropped off from the face of the earth after the Charlostville shit show?

I got tired of the true vile nature of people here and left. That happened before Charlottesville.

However, then I get bored and I think I can tolerate the filth here for some low level entertainment and show up until (like I said) get my limit of your filth and go away again. I also like the looming spectre idea that I may pop out at any time and disrupt your safe spaces and comforts.

Jesus, don't be such a sensitive baby, Etiolate.

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Lol you'd have better luck telling water to stop being wet

benjipwns

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All those daily comic/politics whatever the fuck they are shows are horse vomit for people who refuse to think for themselves and need their opinions told to them in the form of comedy.
Don't tell me what kind of animal vomit I might enjoy and what it means.

Unless you're sitting behind a desk and include jokes.

etiolate

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Honeys, you don't get to pretend you don't care and then talk about me for weeks after I've gone. If I didn't get in your craw then you wouldn't care so much to suddenly make half this page about me when were discussing the daily show.

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you so sassy

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Breh, this is the same thread that has dozens of pages dedicated to Bobby Roberts and Amir0x. You're in good company  :ufup

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 :holeup :fbm

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https://twitter.com/bobbyrobertspdx/status/913803629257154560
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worth it to scroll down and read all the replies (his own) here's a taste: ""Lore" is most often a way for people insecure about having dived too deep into superficial waters to make that kiddie pool seem way deeper."

:bobby

 also that last reply  :neogaf

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=251636354&postcount=550

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Without America it technically won't be a world cup.

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Momo

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What a fucking moron

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To be fair he's obviously trolling, reading upthread. Though unsure of what direction it's supposedly steered.
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VomKriege

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That thread is amazing overall tho.

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Even teams that eased through the euro qualification groups would have struggled if they had to face the same teams the US did.

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Mod who's shtick is not to quote people
this guy irks me

it's been pointed out to him multiple times over the years that it makes no sense to copy/paste someone's post and add " " to the beginning and end, instead of just clicking/tapping quote

it's objectively less time efficient and there's no benefit whatsoever to do this

not only waaay less time efficient but no one has any idea who the fuck he's quoting

but you know why this neckbeard still does it?  because he's too stubborn and prideful to admit he's wrong.  when people pointed out the bizarre nature of it, he doubled down and has stuck with it for all these years just because dude got proved wrong

think about the mental disorders this man must have
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I dont know about you guys, but I live in perpetual fear of the Etoilet L Tsunami and Sick Owns that he could unleash on the forum at any moment
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Quote from: Stump
I've worn my hair down to the bottom of my back. I currently wear a beard down to my stomach

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=251581829&postcount=518


My image of Stump behind the keyboard has certainly changed.

jesus christ, i clicked your post link thinking the sentence you quoted was the entire post

stump is the type of poster that considers himself much smarter than he actually is.  but that's not exactly an astute observation as anyone can see that from just skimming over a few of his snarky, long-winded novels.  this guy probably pulls in about 20-30k a year; just some completely average to below average joe in every facet of life

his moderator status on that forum is almost certainly his only position of power, so he uses it to reinforce the belief that he's a really smart dude
 
that's not the worst part.  the worst thing about it is that he genuinely believes people read them
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A lot of people worshiped him for years in this thread and I never understood why.
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sorry for getting off-topic there for a minute.  okay so am i alone in feeling like his twitter feed just isn't doing it for me?

maybe it's because of the twitter format and character limit, or the lack of italics, i don't know.  basically what i'm saying is that bobby in this banned-from-gaf state is like forcing brancusi to work with silly putty

bobby's been absolutely neutered
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A lot of people worshiped him for years in this thread and I never understood why.

yikes

kinda related to that, let me ask you a question

is it strange to take into consideration what online forum personalities might be like IRL when making comments about some of their posts?  because to me that makes the most practical sense

it's like getting context, know what i'm saying?  stump trying to come off like some irritable intellectual know-it-all just doesn't work.   messofanego giving relationship advice definitely ain't gonna work
« Last Edit: October 11, 2017, 08:12:32 AM by CHOW CHOW »
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hey

What a fucking moron

Yeah, that guy's an idiot.

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I want to believe that voice is satire.

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Hey Etiolate, why do you dropped off from the face of the earth after the Charlostville shit show?

I got tired of the true vile nature of people here and left. That happened before Charlottesville.

However, then I get bored and I think I can tolerate the filth here for some low level entertainment and show up until (like I said) get my limit of your filth and go away again. I also like the looming spectre idea that I may pop out at any time and disrupt your safe spaces and comforts.

you talk like a metal gear solid boss
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let's watch a circlejerk echo chamber turn someone into a pariah in real time:

The Day the World Ran Out of Sauce - The Szechuan Sauce Aftermath

See if you can pinpoint the post where Dan obviously has always been alt right!
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A lot of people worshiped him for years in this thread and I never understood why.
Because he shat on fanboy nonsense. At least that's my lasting impression of him from gaming side.

Hey Etiolate, why do you dropped off from the face of the earth after the Charlostville shit show?

I got tired of the true vile nature of people here and left. That happened before Charlottesville.

However, then I get bored and I think I can tolerate the filth here for some low level entertainment and show up until (like I said) get my limit of your filth and go away again. I also like the looming spectre idea that I may pop out at any time and disrupt your safe spaces and comforts.

you talk like a metal gear solid boss
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Bobby has been put out to pasture, he's off the stage. I don't see the point keeping up with his twitter anymore tbh.

If he wanted out of the GAF bubble, let him go. He took parting shots at EviLore and his hypocrisy on his way out the door, that puts him at least a notch above your average bootlicking GAFer IMO.
« Last Edit: October 11, 2017, 10:30:46 AM by Let's Cyber »

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A lot of people worshiped him for years in this thread and I never understood why.
He has a growing contempt for the many manchildren he e-babysits and is forced to clean up after.  That in and of itself is funny. When he occasionally blows up or drags random members through the mud, that is also funny.

I don't recall anyone worshipping the dude.

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Bobby has been put out to pasture, he's off the stage. I don't see the point keeping up with his twitter anymore tbh.

If he wanted out of the GAF bubble, let him go. He took parting shots at EviLore and his hypocrisy on his way out the door, that puts him at least a notch above your average bootlicking GAFer IMO.

Confirmed it got upped to permanent?  It was supposed to end in a couple weeks
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Let's Cyber

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Confirmed it got upped to permanent?  It was supposed to end in a couple weeks
I have no idea but talking shit about EviLore is one of most surefire ways to end your account. If you read the tweets, they certainly come off like he didn't plan on going back. Besada is more than happy to ban users for things they've said on Twitter so Bobby shouldn't be immune.

Keep in mind this all happened just a few weeks after he apologized on GAF for talking shit about Duckroll on twitter.  :teehee

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Dude has a video where his full bantams address, or the full name and address of his mother is on full display.
Not too smart.




If he's part of the GAF crowd lurking here: dude, take these vids down.

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I knew the dude was bananas but i still managed to get surprised at the scope.

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I wanted him to play "One is the Loneliest Number" to really cement the sadness.


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http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=251604272

Evilore alt detected

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1446071

Watching something on the Internet then professing to have done something is a NeoGAF speciality.  I would have thought they’d praise Zuck from the bottoms of their #resist avatars.
« Last Edit: October 11, 2017, 12:16:34 PM by FStop7 »

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A lot of people worshiped him for years in this thread and I never understood why.
He has a growing contempt for the many manchildren he e-babysits and is forced to clean up after.

 :neogaf

I think the only reason why anyone wants to be mod on GAF these days is that they want to be worshipped by these man-toddlers. Don't pretend otherwise.

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"Forced" as in he's an admin on the site. There are certain expectations if he wants to maintain his position, the same way a janitor is forced to clean shitty toilets. The fact he wants/enjoys that position is an entire different can of worms.

He could obviously walk away from being a voluntary e-babysitter, it feels redundant I need to point that out.
« Last Edit: October 11, 2017, 12:23:12 PM by Let's Cyber »

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Honeys, you don't get to pretend you don't care and then talk about me for weeks after I've gone. If I didn't get in your craw then you wouldn't care so much to suddenly make half this page about me when were discussing the daily show.


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BOBBY ROBERTS COME HERE TO YOUR REAL HOME!!!!!!
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BOBBY ROBERTS COME HERE TO YOUR REAL HOME!!!!!!

YAH BOBBY!


Hey Bore fashonistas, your moment has come

Taco Bell took over the fashion district in Los Angeles on Tuesday.
Yes, the same Taco Bell that serves up double-decker taco supremes and naked chicken chalupas held a full-fledged runway show, with models strutting down a white catwalk in hot sauce bodysuits and purple anoraks as speakers blasted electro house music. Guests ate tacos, of course.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-10-11/taco-bell-wants-to-sell-clothes-with-your-chalupa


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"Forced" as in he's an admin on the site. There are certain expectations if he wants to maintain his position, the same way a janitor is forced to clean shitty toilets. The fact he wants/enjoys that position is an entire different can of worms.

He could obviously walk away from being a voluntary e-babysitter, it feels redundant I need to point that out.

I hope Lore at least pays the admins..

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Hey Bore fashonistas, your moment has come

Taco Bell took over the fashion district in Los Angeles on Tuesday.
Yes, the same Taco Bell that serves up double-decker taco supremes and naked chicken chalupas held a full-fledged runway show, with models strutting down a white catwalk in hot sauce bodysuits and purple anoraks as speakers blasted electro house music. Guests ate tacos, of course.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-10-11/taco-bell-wants-to-sell-clothes-with-your-chalupa

Why is that an "of course"? They might have eaten quesaritos or nachos bel grande. You can't restrict the cornucopia of Taco Bell to merely tacos.
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"Forced" as in he's an admin on the site. There are certain expectations if he wants to maintain his position, the same way a janitor is forced to clean shitty toilets. The fact he wants/enjoys that position is an entire different can of worms.

He could obviously walk away from being a voluntary e-babysitter, it feels redundant I need to point that out.

Oh okay, didn't know he was an admin. Does he profit from the site in any way or is he basically just the head janitor there?

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"Forced" as in he's an admin on the site. There are certain expectations if he wants to maintain his position, the same way a janitor is forced to clean shitty toilets. The fact he wants/enjoys that position is an entire different can of worms.

He could obviously walk away from being a voluntary e-babysitter, it feels redundant I need to point that out.

At least his parents are proud of him.

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These people are unpaid internet janitors who can walk away at any time.
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http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1446287

Someone explain to me why the first post deserves 80% of the thread being devoted to it with phrases like "REKT" "OMG" "first post strikes again" etc.


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http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1446287

Someone explain to me why the first post deserves 80% of the thread being devoted to it with phrases like "REKT" "OMG" "first post strikes again" etc.

Because Lucky Palmer is alt-right, much like Milo Yiannopoulos who recently married a black man.
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