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Yi's tweets about Cross are so bluntly outrageous (not to say they are not true) it reads like 4chan copypasta. eg:

I saw David Cross at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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I saw David Cross at a comic convention in Los Angeles 5 years ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going "what's a matter? You don't speak English?? Ching-chong-ching-chong" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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Gross. Norm-tier copypasta. Leper this filth.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1450203

Why the fuck would you not DIY

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If human went extinct, scientific facts as we understand them would cease to exist.

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Man this thread sure is full of geniuses.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1450203

Why the fuck would you not DIY

Apart from the Mac Pro line their products are not DIY repair friendly down to the engineering (at the very least of the shell), probably in part to funnel casual users back to their repair shops and squeeze them. Honestly I would have second thoughts fiddling with this type of device myself as a casual. But I'm sure there is plenty of tutorials to do so and it's perfectly feasible.
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I've swapped HDD in MBP several times. Took 10mins. :yeshrug

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Anyway, fuck Apple.
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thisismyusername

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I've swapped HDD in MBP several times. Took 10mins. :yeshrug

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1450203

Why the fuck would you not DIY

Apart from the Mac Pro line their products are not DIY repair friendly down to the engineering (at the very least of the shell), probably in part to funnel casual users back to their repair shops and squeeze them. Honestly I would have second thoughts fiddling with this type of device myself as a casual. But I'm sure there is plenty of tutorials to do so and it's perfectly feasible.

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These folks pay $1000 for "it just works." Do you expect them to understand stuff an IT service person does? :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge

Also I remember that to open the original Mac Mini, you needed a paint-scraper to slide into the case to "pop" the case off. You expect folks that pay $1,000+ to do something like that to their vanity item? :lol

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Anyway, fuck Apple.

Yes indeed.

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EightBitNate

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May be lttp on this, but have you guys discussed the new Evilore sexual assault accusation?

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I don't get why anyone browses with avatars on.
Makes it easier to identify people at a glance.

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>:C

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;_;

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1450218

"We've already had a thread on this where we beat it into the ground and got all offended, but now that the game is out, I feel like stirring up shit in order to feel smug: LOOK AT THIS RACISM AND LOOK HOW MEAN THEY ARE TO KANYE!"
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1450341

it's happening

Six minutes, that's gotta be a new record.

Gotta love the posters getting upset at dragging Evilore's name through the mud.

New One: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1450350

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1450341

it's happening

umm, the dude says it's Evilore that did it late in the thread and then I refresh and the thread is gone.
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GAF I'm absolutely beside myself right now
I'm sad and mad and I feel totally helpless

I don't get on Facebook much, but my sister texted me and asked me to go look at what she posted.  I don't think she had the heart to say this in person.  She asked me to share it since she knows I'm into gaming



I'm 80% sure I know who the guy is, but I won't say it until she is ready to say it.
What do I do?  How do I handle this as her brother?  She is finally ready to share her story but I know she doesn't want me fighting her battles.  She's smart and strong and an amazing girl.  I'm just mad and sad.

Help.

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Kim Jong Lore nuking threads like they're Seoul.
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Wasn't that just some shit posted to voat

VomKriege

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Wasn't that just some shit posted to voat

It's the story posted on Facebook a few days ago, picked on voat, apparently smuggled on GAF as a random story to pass it off the radar for a few hours...

The archive link
http://archive.is/tKRxo
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Wasn't that just some shit posted to voat

It was, but there are many things pointing towards it not being a fake. If the person in question didn't make it up, at least.

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The person who posted that on FB definitely had contacts with him, let's put it this way. So if some 3rd party 'shopped that post, it's fairly elaborate and kinda comes out of nowhere.

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What the hell is up with that science and social constructs thread?  GAF used to be clinical robots and now it’s a bunch of off-brand Jaden Smiths?

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Re: Evi-chan drama



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Kind of feels like a Voat fake. They remind me of 4chan. It wouldn't surprise me that they placed it on Facebook to feign legitimacy before bringing it elsewhere. I'm no fan of EvilLore or his throne on turd mountain, though.

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What the hell is up with that science and social constructs thread?  GAF used to be clinical robots and now it’s a bunch of off-brand Jaden Smiths?

A bunch of gender studies students posting about what they think science is.

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What the hell is up with that science and social constructs thread?  GAF used to be clinical robots and now it’s a bunch of off-brand Jaden Smiths?

A bunch of gender studies students posting about what they think science is.

Science isn't even real. Think about it. What is science, even? Sexit bullshit. *presses post on his male dominated Pixel smartphone*

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Guys, gender isn't real. Science isn't real. It's. All. A. Spectrum.
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Also, we are all living in a Matrix-like simulation. Even life isn't real.

 :rollsafe
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What the hell is up with that science and social constructs thread?  GAF used to be clinical robots and now it’s a bunch of off-brand Jaden Smiths?
Gamergate and Russia used science to elect Trump.

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It's just this war and these damn silicon valley milkshake ducks and their rampant fetishism of science.

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Where are you on the spectrum of xcience, Benji?
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Wasn't that just some shit posted to voat

It's the story posted on Facebook a few days ago, picked on voat, apparently smuggled on GAF as a random story to pass it off the radar for a few hours...

The archive link
http://archive.is/tKRxo

Here's a longer version. Seems like a couple of people were already aware of the FB post.

https://www.scribd.com/document/362049777/Safari-Oct-19-2017-at-1231-PM

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I'd be careful w/ that EL stuff because if it's false then who knows if he might try to take action against sites or individuals reposting it for perceived damage to his business and reputation. 


I'd be careful w/ that EL stuff because if it's false then who knows if he might try to take action against sites or individuals reposting it for perceived damage to his business and reputation.

Plus, I know some of y'all got a hate boner for the guy, but that's just a shitty thing to pass around for the lulz. Grow the fuck up.

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I don't think anyone here claimed it's likely to be true.

It could still be an "elaborate" fake, or from that actual person but she made it up :yeshrug.

It looks like the next few weeks / months on twitter etc are going to be a shitstorm of accusations like "so and so grabbed my boob in 1993". It's ramping up fast, and I doubt it's going to do any good in the long term.

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I'd be careful w/ that EL stuff because if it's false then who knows if he might try to take action against sites or individuals reposting it for perceived damage to his business and reputation.

That’d actually be hilarious since NeoGAF basically tries to pin sexual assault on anyone, even in cases with less evidence. Louis CK is condemned over there even though the supposed victim came out and said she wasn’t talking about Louis.

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Im more annoyed with that science thread than Evilore being a milkshake duck.

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Slayven takes a body blow. http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=252475539  :lol

Slayven is a poor man's Bobby Robert's Asian sidekick?

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Meanwhile, historians and philosophers of science could laugh at the knowledge most scientists have of their own actions and thoughts if we were a meaner bunch.

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I'd be careful w/ that EL stuff because if it's false then who knows if he might try to take action against sites or individuals reposting it for perceived damage to his business and reputation.
wouldn't want to harm the business of outrage posting and malware ad farming ::)

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Speaking of avatar, this one is exactly how the OP will look like in about 3mins.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1450419

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I'd be careful w/ that EL stuff because if it's false then who knows if he might try to take action against sites or individuals reposting it for perceived damage to his business and reputation.

No, he won't. Again, Lore will not spend a dime that he absolutely doesn't have to on this website, let alone pursue a completely fruitless libel lawsuit. On the rare occasions anyone actually brings shit like this up, the posts will be nuked and completely forgotten by anyone outside of this thread.

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If the source of the facebook image is polyhedron, as speculated pages back, I doubt it’s an actual fake.  Poly has always seemed like good people.

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Where are you on the spectrum of xcience, Benji?
What consenting adults do in the privacy of their own bedroom is of no business of mine, be it "science" or whipping up a new fighting game's characters entire animation and voicework over the weekend.

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Idiots on the right have hated science for years, now it seems the idiots on the left want a piece of that pie.


benjipwns

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Inside academia that's kinda been a thing for decades.

Though I've always thought some of it has roots in department funding allocations. :doge

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It sure is a great week for science on GAF.

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I’ve always put it as the hormones decide the gender and not the genitals.

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That Playboy transgender thread is interesting.

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These South Park threads are so dumb. I can't believe everyone shouting racist honestly believe they are having a "discussion".

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“Bigotry seems emboldened. Our politics seems more vulnerable to conspiracy theories and outright fabrication,” Bush warned in remarks at the Bush Institute’s Spirit of Liberty event in New York.

"Bigotry in any form is blasphemy against the American creed and it means the very identity of our nation depends on the passing of civic ideals to the next generation. We need a renewed emphasis on civic learning in schools," Bush said. "And our young people need positive role models. Bullying and prejudice in our public life sets a national tone, provides permission for cruelty and bigotry, and compromises the moral education of children."


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It sure is a great week for science on GAF.

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I’ve always put it as the hormones decide the gender and not the genitals.

Science makes Maeby feel Elvis
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