Tvc would you let ted danson beat you up for two hours and if yes would you charge and how much
Two hours is a long time. 20k, with some ground rules:
1. 5 minute break at the half hour, hour, and hour and a half mark. Includes water and potential wound maintenance.
2. No weapons.
3. Any stuff done to the head and face must leave no marks. If any marks are left, there's a 20k post-beating penalty.
4. You get one nut shot an hour. Must be within 5 minutes of a break.
5. The last ten minutes must feature Ted Danson safewordlessly violently faux-raping me.