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thisismyusername · « **Reply #9540 on:** January 10, 2018, 05:43:30 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on January 10, 2018, 05:41:31 PM

518 pages for anticipation

They so want Nintendo to knock it out of the park so they can go "SEE, THE SYSTEM ISN'T DEAD THIS YEAR!"

etiolate · « **Reply #9541 on:** January 10, 2018, 05:45:27 PM »

When you've had two major games release this year and seem to be popular then I don't know why'd you worry about that.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #9542 on:** January 10, 2018, 05:45:37 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/posts/3113014/

Himu · « **Reply #9543 on:** January 10, 2018, 05:52:17 PM »

Quote from: Tokyosandblaster on January 10, 2018, 05:38:11 PM

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on January 10, 2018, 05:30:02 PM
I know for a fact I would never say I only date white men and anyone who remotely knows my taste in men knows you're saying straight up ducktales rn.
what does straight up DuckTales right now even mean?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=duck%20tales

Himu · « **Reply #9544 on:** January 10, 2018, 05:54:16 PM »

Quote from: Stro on January 10, 2018, 05:45:15 PM

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on January 10, 2018, 05:32:44 PM
Get off my cheeseburger dick, Stro. You keep acting like a man baby regarding me. What is your problem?

No one gives a shit that you're a cheeseburger except Assimilate, and only because it gives him an opportunity to say froggy shit about trans people

Either way, stop acting like a damn child.

Raist · « **Reply #9545 on:** January 10, 2018, 06:02:23 PM »

You two get a room and fuck it out of your system already jeez.

etiolate · « **Reply #9546 on:** January 10, 2018, 06:19:04 PM »

I'm glad we got "Get off my cheeseburger dick" out of this. That made it all worth it.

Assimilate · « **Reply #9547 on:** January 10, 2018, 06:21:15 PM »

Wait, i can't call a trans person disgusting ? Most of them are gross looking. That's what happens when you're an ugly dude that tries to be an even uglier female looking one.

Try being a pretty boy first before passing as a chic at least, fuck.

stufte · « **Reply #9548 on:** January 10, 2018, 06:23:42 PM »

Quote from: Assimilate on January 10, 2018, 06:21:15 PM

Wait, i can't call a trans person disgusting ? Most of them are gross looking. That's what happens when you're an ugly dude that tries to be an even uglier female looking one.

Try being a pretty boy first before passing as a chic at least, fuck.

There are plenty of hideously ugly people in the world. It doesn't mean you should be an asshole about it.

Assimilate · « **Reply #9549 on:** January 10, 2018, 06:26:55 PM »

Quote from: stufte on January 10, 2018, 06:23:42 PM

Quote from: Assimilate on January 10, 2018, 06:21:15 PM
Wait, i can't call a trans person disgusting ? Most of them are gross looking. That's what happens when you're an ugly dude that tries to be an even uglier female looking one.

Try being a pretty boy first before passing as a chic at least, fuck.

There are plenty of hideously ugly people in the world. It doesn't mean you should be an asshole about it.

Of course not, but when they're pot stirring assholes themselves like that abomination that gets offended by "this person" it's fair game in my book.

Himu · « **Reply #9550 on:** January 10, 2018, 06:29:54 PM »

I am not ugly. *does a model pose*

At least not on the outside.

Quote from: Stro on January 10, 2018, 05:59:07 PM

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on January 10, 2018, 05:54:16 PM
Quote from: Stro on January 10, 2018, 05:45:15 PM
Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on January 10, 2018, 05:32:44 PM
Get off my cheeseburger dick, Stro. You keep acting like a man baby regarding me. What is your problem?

No one gives a shit that you're a cheeseburger except Assimilate, and only because it gives him an opportunity to say froggy shit about trans people

Either way, stop acting like a damn child.

Fuck off, binch. You're the most childishly emotionally over reactive that posts here. Don't give me that shit.

Why are you such a passive aggressive jackass? What the hell.

Assimilate · « **Reply #9551 on:** January 10, 2018, 06:36:28 PM »

Quote from: riotous on January 10, 2018, 06:29:46 PM

The conversation isn't about calling an ugly trans person disgusting; it's about calling someone disgusting because they are trans in the first place.

But you always try to turn every conversation about trans people into being about 6 foot tall bearded trans women lol

Can we be real for god sakes? Seriously. If the process of transitioning was fully effective and complete i think a lot more people would not care. If you magically snapped a finger and that person turned into a 100% female i think you wouldn't get many people calling them disgusting.

However, they're not 100%, they're not even remotely close to 50%. No matter how hard people want to force others to think they are, they're not. It's sad, i feel for them, but that's reality.

So judging others and shaming them for not being forced to think this way is the real wrong doing here.

Pepinappe · « **Reply #9552 on:** January 10, 2018, 06:38:03 PM »

Quote from: Assimilate on January 10, 2018, 06:26:55 PM

Quote from: stufte on January 10, 2018, 06:23:42 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on January 10, 2018, 06:21:15 PM
Wait, i can't call a trans person disgusting ? Most of them are gross looking. That's what happens when you're an ugly dude that tries to be an even uglier female looking one.

Try being a pretty boy first before passing as a chic at least, fuck.

There are plenty of hideously ugly people in the world. It doesn't mean you should be an asshole about it.
Of course not, but when they're pot stirring assholes themselves like that abomination that gets offended by "this person" it's fair game in my book.

Then tell them they're shoesole faces on a person by person basis. I think it's when people tar a whole group in a large swath when issues arise. Kinda like what Resterraria does.

Dennis · « **Reply #9553 on:** January 10, 2018, 06:40:34 PM »

Somebody give me the gist of that ERA Nintendo thread, I can't bring myself to go in there.

Pepinappe · « **Reply #9554 on:** January 10, 2018, 06:41:18 PM »

I mean seriously, I'd be lying if I'd say that some of these people don't cause my weenus to tingle.

https://coconuts.co/bangkok/lifestyle/10-beautiful-transwomen-thailand-2017-edition/

HaughtyFrank · « **Reply #9555 on:** January 10, 2018, 06:43:19 PM »

Quote from: 213372bu on January 10, 2018, 06:32:04 PM

531 pages of nintards sperging out over a dumb meme post and some "insiders" flopping around while you fuckers still talk about the same shit (usually blm/Trans/LGBT hate like a broken record) and fall for Aspergerlactate's posts like clockwork

This site needs some change to be Great Again

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Yeah, I'd rather talk about how the admins are going fucking apeshit over this non existent Nintendo direct

Edit: haha, I like this guy https://www.resetera.com/posts/3115878/

Jansen · « **Reply #9556 on:** January 10, 2018, 06:49:31 PM »

Quote from: Dennis on January 10, 2018, 06:40:34 PM

Somebody give me the gist of that ERA Nintendo thread, I can't bring myself to go in there.

add era/nintendo where applicable

paprikastaude · « **Reply #9557 on:** January 10, 2018, 06:49:36 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on January 10, 2018, 05:41:31 PM

518 pages for anticipation

500 pages celebrating that one of their useless admins has once again spread wrong "insider" information.

Nintex · « **Reply #9558 on:** January 10, 2018, 06:49:37 PM »

Quote from: Dennis on January 10, 2018, 06:40:34 PM

Somebody give me the gist of that ERA Nintendo thread, I can't bring myself to go in there.

Emily Rogers and some other folks blurted out Nintendo would do a Direct on January 11th.

People made false assumptions about the timing of the announcement(today).
Era discovers Nintendo of America reads their hype thread (or at least the Twitter guy does).
As they get mental Nintendo of America starts posting weird shit, like a Mii dressed as a hot dog and a Chibi Robo on fire.
Other publishers join in with the Twitter fun. A retailer posts and deletes a message about an upcoming Direct.

They're basically counting down every hour to see if Nintendo will announce something.

Raist · « **Reply #9559 on:** January 10, 2018, 06:53:04 PM »

Quote from: Dennis on January 10, 2018, 06:40:34 PM

Somebody give me the gist of that ERA Nintendo thread, I can't bring myself to go in there.

There you go:

Dennis · « **Reply #9560 on:** January 10, 2018, 06:55:29 PM »

Thanks, guys.

oh-look-it-is-fucking-nothing.gif

tummyfat · « **Reply #9561 on:** January 10, 2018, 06:57:13 PM »

Y’all acting ninja turtles in here

Nintex · « **Reply #9562 on:** January 10, 2018, 06:57:17 PM »

They're not ever going to stop posting and the mods are encouraging this behavior.

agrajag · « **Reply #9563 on:** January 10, 2018, 06:58:21 PM »

Quote from: 213372bu on January 10, 2018, 06:53:38 PM

Quote from: Dennis on January 10, 2018, 06:40:34 PM
Somebody give me the gist of that ERA Nintendo thread, I can't bring myself to go in there.
Various "insiders" said it was going to be announced today for a while (it wasn't). Lots of people covering their ass either acting purposely vague or outright claiming it's going to be a "stealth direct".

posters are looking at desperate memes from corporate accounts as "clues".

Others are looking at some person who did a walkthrough for the new xenoblade for whatever reason

Tons of people melting down or forcing shitposts about the terrible wait they have to face all be because some insiders decided this was the arbitrary date that a ND was going to be announced.

People doing on the minute countdown images for each hour.

Lots of cringe.

To be fair most of the people in the thread are shitposting, bit one of the mods reeeee'd and locked the thread because people were posting fake announcements

etiolate · « **Reply #9564 on:** January 10, 2018, 07:09:50 PM »

Quote from: tummyfat on January 10, 2018, 06:57:13 PM

Y’all acting ninja turtles in here

what r u? the C.O.P.S.?

why don't you gummi bear on outta here

REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK · « **Reply #9565 on:** January 10, 2018, 07:15:06 PM »

Nintendo about to announce a new game, it's called "How do you keep idiots in suspense?"

etiolate · « **Reply #9566 on:** January 10, 2018, 07:19:40 PM »

pretty sure that JJ Abrams owns the rights to that game

blaze · « **Reply #9567 on:** January 10, 2018, 07:26:06 PM »

what is actually wrong with Nintendo fans on that website?

etiolate · « **Reply #9568 on:** January 10, 2018, 07:30:05 PM »

It seems to be hype about hype. A feeding frenzy of nonsense.

Nintex · « **Reply #9569 on:** January 10, 2018, 07:31:40 PM »

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but at the heart of it he's a white guy who's going to other countries and taking various cultures' important historical artifacts. It got me thinking, is it even possible to have a story like this, specifically a globetrotting, historical treasure hunting adventure, that isn't just a imperialistic white male power fantasy that shits all over other cultures?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/can-indiana-jones-style-adventures-be-anything-other-than-imperialistic-white-male-power-fantasies.15406/

Bonus quote:

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Do you know what that reminds me of? ISIS blowing up that 842-year-old mosque last year.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #9570 on:** January 10, 2018, 07:33:47 PM »

Hey guys, so when is the Nintendo direct?

Let's Cyber · « **Reply #9571 on:** January 10, 2018, 07:37:56 PM »

So are posters going to be allowed to call out the faux Nintendo insider admins or naw?

I'm just trying to imagine the ban messages handed out for daring to question Reset staff.

agrajag · « **Reply #9572 on:** January 10, 2018, 07:37:56 PM »

Any minute now

Nintex · « **Reply #9573 on:** January 10, 2018, 07:41:27 PM »

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James Bond (at least in the novels) is far FAR worse than any white archaeologist hero.

Dude is a borderline rapist.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/can-indiana-jones-style-adventures-be-anything-other-than-imperialistic-white-male-power-fantasies.15406/#post-3068341/

Indiana Jones = ISIS
James Bond = Rapist

Also the mods are too busy with their Nintendo fan wankery to police this thread.

Breaking, we're now at indiana jones should be a black woman

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Cast somebody who's a woman or nonwhite and you remove... part of it, I guess.

Ultimately, the... call it the adventure archaeologist pulp archetype is largely dependent on imperialist/colonialist tropes, barring a deliberate deconstruction. "Exotic" cultures used as backdrops, their denizens reduced to props or stereotypes, all kinds of wackiness about just straight up taking their cultural heritage (even if it does end up in a museum)... it's not great. Now, could it be better, or at least good enough to pass muster? Sure. Making a black woman (or any other woman of color) the Indiana Jones character does away with the worst bits, like I mentioned above, and spending real time on local people who aren't guides, hazards, or stereotypes does most of the rest. It'll always be sketchy owing to the influence of earlier works, but I think you could probably make it pass muster.

Leadbelly · « **Reply #9574 on:** January 10, 2018, 07:44:49 PM »

Floyd Mayweathers comments about #metoo are making me laugh for some reason.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/floyd-mayweather-everybody-asked-about-the-metoo-movement.15551/

agrajag · « **Reply #9575 on:** January 10, 2018, 07:52:37 PM »

Indiana Jones should be a gender fluid black trans woman, you cishet scum

thetylerrob · « **Reply #9576 on:** January 10, 2018, 07:57:05 PM »

I don’t think disingenuously arguing in bad faith is a productive conversation at this moment

HaughtyFrank · « **Reply #9577 on:** January 10, 2018, 08:06:27 PM »

Jansen · « **Reply #9578 on:** January 10, 2018, 08:13:31 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/posts/3071326/

agrajag · « **Reply #9579 on:** January 10, 2018, 08:17:57 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on January 10, 2018, 08:13:31 PM

https://www.resetera.com/posts/3071326/

Sure. Statements made by the accuser that show that she likes to make false accusations is completely irrelevant to her current accusation.

paprikastaude · « **Reply #9580 on:** January 10, 2018, 08:18:40 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on January 10, 2018, 07:52:37 PM

Indiana Jones should be a gender fluid black trans woman, you cishet scum

Native Americana Jones.

samfish · « **Reply #9581 on:** January 10, 2018, 08:20:18 PM »

Quote from: stufte on January 10, 2018, 06:23:42 PM

Quote from: Assimilate on January 10, 2018, 06:21:15 PM
Wait, i can't call a trans person disgusting ? Most of them are gross looking. That's what happens when you're an ugly dude that tries to be an even uglier female looking one.

Try being a pretty boy first before passing as a chic at least, fuck.

There are plenty of hideously ugly people in the world. It doesn't mean you should be an asshole about it.

I mean, the whole point of this thread is that we’re all a bunch of assholes making fun of well intentioned distinguished mentally-challenged fellows.

paprikastaude · « **Reply #9582 on:** January 10, 2018, 08:23:37 PM »

Quote from: Let's Cyber on January 10, 2018, 07:37:56 PM

So are posters going to be allowed to call out the faux Nintendo insider admins or naw?

I'm just trying to imagine the ban messages handed out for daring to question Reset staff.

This entire distinguished mentally-challenged meme train is like a distraction. Either way, duckroll got warned because he asked why that pretentious reera staff goty thread exsists - so you can guess what would happen

Get double warned if reera-protected Laura Dale was also chiming in with her fake info on this rumour beforehand.

paprikastaude · « **Reply #9583 on:** January 10, 2018, 08:32:28 PM »

This is where they draw the line?

Jansen · « **Reply #9584 on:** January 10, 2018, 08:39:12 PM »

Quote from: Spieler1 on January 10, 2018, 08:32:28 PM

This is where they draw the line?

can't blame em!

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #9585 on:** January 10, 2018, 08:54:05 PM »

You know that post I made about how I wondered how Reset was going to fund itself? Yeah, nevermind.

Jansen · « **Reply #9586 on:** January 10, 2018, 09:01:16 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 10, 2018, 08:54:05 PM

You know that post I made about how I wondered how Reset was going to fund itself? Yeah, nevermind.

If they're not getting paid by nintendo they should be.

Himu · « **Reply #9587 on:** January 10, 2018, 09:02:32 PM »

I love Nintendo. Just not that much.

etiolate · « **Reply #9588 on:** January 10, 2018, 09:09:42 PM »

The Nintendo Direct should just be an hour long screen cap scroll of that thread.

Pepinappe · « **Reply #9589 on:** January 10, 2018, 09:12:30 PM »

The Nintendo Direct should have, at the end, a claymation of Reggie bringing out the Resterara logo and then shooting it multiple times, blood gushing out anime-style. Then claymation Miyamoto bringing out a spiked bat and bashing the thing, ending with claymation Iwata ghost taking a piss at the remains.

Then claymation Aonuma suddenly popping up shouting "BAZINGA!"