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[thisismyusername]

- create government broadcaster ala BBC / CBC

I'd support Black Big Cock and Caucasian Big Cock channels. :ronaldreganthumbsup

[Nintex]

- create government broadcaster ala BBC / CBC

I'd support Black Big Cock and Caucasian Big Cock channels. :ronaldreganthumbsup

Wow talk about bothsideism

[HaughtyFrank]

Everyone in the Mo'nique thread agrees that she's out of her mind to ask netflix for the same paycheck that Amy Schumer, Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock got.

Well, not entirely...

One indomitable member is still set on showing that he can signal that virtue better than anyone else. Some call him crazy, some delusional, but he just calls himself...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM_N1lhygog

Racist fucks. Canceling my subscription.

https://www.resetera.com/posts/3513171/

[Nintex]

Who's Mo'nique? Also all female comedians suck, they don't offend anybody which is boring as shit or they try too hard to be cool.
It's like school teachers trying to make a joke it never lands.

There's like this one chick I find funny that occasionally pops by the Joe Rogan podcast.
Comedians like Amy Schumer?, I'd rather watch paint dry.

[seagrams hotsauce]

the amount you get triggered over people trying to make the internet a less shitty place for others is truly hilarious.

Is that what you think that is? Being offended by fucking ads?

No wonder some of you can't even clean your own asses right.

They're directly referring to Gaf having malware and porn in their ads you dipshit

Seagrams, I saw your picture on the bore pic thread.  Your picture fits your personality completely. A complete awkward fucking douchebag.

  you're literally too dumb to think of any response so you're looking up my pics now? Nice to know you're as creepy as you are distinguished mentally-challenged brah

[VomKriege]

Apparently 500k ain't a lot of money

[Tasty]

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I hold out hope for a lot of games that end up being shit.

Says a lot about you as a person, doesn't it?

(I'm teasing)

...I'm an optimist?

[etiolate]

Eight figures for Mo'Nique?

Why would Netflix pay her when she's already giving away her best jokes for free?

 

[Uncle]

My overall point is the new users, and Riotous is an example of this, have been here since October and has yet to make a post outside this thread.

As always, if you're not going to engage with the site past this thread, you're generally not worth my time (or the time of any regular here.) IMO anyways.

As a new user who joined in October and is yet to make a post outside this thread, my goal is not to make myself worth anybody's time in particular.

The Bore is reddit and this thread is my favorite subreddit.  I can come here to chill and you can go chat over at bore/nintenjizz and you don't have to worry about the newbs here.  I don't think anyone's asking you to make yourself worth their time either.

[Boredfrom]

Kind of feel sorry for BronsonLee in the SHUTDOWN thread. Goose Se7en sound like an ass but Resetera seems to be searching for blood...

Edit And they banned Goose... are they going to Ban the people that posted his twitter account?

Edit2 Well that is a first

https://www.resetera.com/posts/3516014/

[Tasty]

My overall point is the new users, and Riotous is an example of this, have been here since October and has yet to make a post outside this thread.

As always, if you're not going to engage with the site past this thread, you're generally not worth my time (or the time of any regular here.) IMO anyways.

As a new user who joined in October and is yet to make a post outside this thread, my goal is not to make myself worth anybody's time in particular.

The Bore is reddit and this thread is my favorite subreddit.  I can come here to chill and you can go chat over at bore/nintenjizz and you don't have to worry about the newbs here.  I don't think anyone's asking you to make yourself worth their time either.

Laugh it up, Shelly.

[Uncle]

Kind of feel sorry for BronsonLee in the SHUTDOWN thread. Goose Se7en sound like an ass but Resetera seems to be searching for blood...

Edit And they banned Goose... are they going to Ban the people that posted his twitter account?

Edit2 Well that is a first

https://www.resetera.com/posts/3516014/

User banned (24 hours): trolling and generalizing an entire political party.

republicans don't deserve to express their opinions.

but

https://www.resetera.com/posts/3516297/

Anyone who still supports a president who called Nazis "very fine people" is a fascist.
Anyone who still supports a president who called Africans and Haitians people from "shithole" countries is a fascist.
Anyone who still supports a president who instituted a Muslim ban is a fascist.
Anyone who still supports a president who calls the press the enemy of the state is a fascist.
Anyone who still supports a president whose Attorney General deliberately targets minorities is a fascist.
Anyone who still supports a president who wants to deport Dreamers is a fascist.
Anyone who still supports a president who campaigned for a child-molesting theocrat is a fascist.
Anyone who still supports the GOP which supports said president is a fascist.

Any questions?

 


I don't support the president or the GOP but I also don't see the logic in applying a label like "fascist" to 40-50% of the US.

[FStop7]

These dudes praying to Mueller to rescue the world realize that Mueller's a Republican, right?

Right?

lol

[Assimilate]

the amount you get triggered over people trying to make the internet a less shitty place for others is truly hilarious.

Is that what you think that is? Being offended by fucking ads?

No wonder some of you can't even clean your own asses right.

They're directly referring to Gaf having malware and porn in their ads you dipshit

Seagrams, I saw your picture on the bore pic thread.  Your picture fits your personality completely. A complete awkward fucking douchebag.

  you're literally too dumb to think of any response so you're looking up my pics now? Nice to know you're as creepy as you are distinguished mentally-challenged brah

Looking up your pics? Dude, your goofy ass beak is plastered all over that thread.


Seagrams.

[Tasty]

Assimilate is an etoilet alt, right?

Got tired of having no one backing up his stupid ass opinions or general unpleasant demeanor.

[Assimilate]

Assimilate is an etoilet alt, right?

Got tired of having no one backing up his stupid ass opinions or general unpleasant demeanor.

I thought you didn't like this thread?

Everyone in the Mo'nique thread agrees that she's out of her mind to ask netflix for the same paycheck that Amy Schumer, Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock got.

Amy Schumer doesn't even deserve a fucking paycheck. She's not funny.

[Boredfrom]

Assimilate is an etoilet alt, right?

Got tired of having no one backing up his stupid ass opinions or general unpleasant demeanor.

Nah, he is somehow more obnoxious.

[shosta]

Pump the brakes a bit, guys. If you can't have an argument with someone without making things personal or insulting them, it'd be best to not post it.

Posting a user's social media to insult them is also not acceptable.

What about privately contacting the mods with proof that said poster is arguing in bad faith?

my personal nomination for the craziest person on ResetEra.

Although my favorite memory ever started with a complaint about harassment over PM. This guy was sending someone else videos and saying crazy shit. We checked out his YouTube channel and it turned out he was a bonafide Libyan militant with home grown videos of tanks, explosives, and weapon drills. Definitely the weirdest night on Era ever for me.

[Assimilate]

The bore: filled with members that got dogpiled on GAF for wrongthink only to attempt to dogpile on new members on The bore.

<checks pic thread>

Filled with cucks.


Makes sense. 

[shosta]

Assimilate is an etoilet alt, right?

Got tired of having no one backing up his stupid ass opinions or general unpleasant demeanor.

Don't blame him. He lives in a south american shithole and is assimilating their cultural values.

[Assimilate]

Assimilate is an etoilet alt, right?

Got tired of having no one backing up his stupid ass opinions or general unpleasant demeanor.

Don't blame him. He lives in a south american shithole and is assimilating their cultural values.

I don't live here. God no.

There's some good people here, but overall you start to realize if places like reset had it's way this is what it'd turn out to be.

[shosta]

I don't live here. God no.

There's some good people here, but overall you start to realize if places like reset had it's way this is what it'd turn out to be.

Some of them, you assume, are good people!

[Boredfrom]

Assimilate is an etoilet alt, right?

Got tired of having no one backing up his stupid ass opinions or general unpleasant demeanor.

Don't blame him. He lives in a south american shithole and is assimilating their cultural values.

I don't live here. God no.

There's some good people here, but overall you start to realize if places like reset had it's way this is what it'd turn out to be.

Being fair, this also true with Trumptards.

[Assimilate]

Assimilate is an etoilet alt, right?

Got tired of having no one backing up his stupid ass opinions or general unpleasant demeanor.

Don't blame him. He lives in a south american shithole and is assimilating their cultural values.

I don't live here. God no.

There's some good people here, but overall you start to realize if places like reset had it's way this is what it'd turn out to be.

Being fair, this also true with Trumptards.

I agree, that's why you have to be a centrist but god forbid you say that around a reseterr

 

[Tasty]

Assimilate is an etoilet alt, right?

Got tired of having no one backing up his stupid ass opinions or general unpleasant demeanor.

I thought you didn't like this thread?

What I actually said was I don't like pubeless noobs whose only contributions to the site are laughing at idiots somewhere else. This thread is fine and usually enjoyable.

[Assimilate]

Assimilate is an etoilet alt, right?

Got tired of having no one backing up his stupid ass opinions or general unpleasant demeanor.

I thought you didn't like this thread?

What I actually said was I don't like pubeless noobs

<references pic thread>

brooooooo come on brooo   

Nah, you're a good person Tasty. 

[Himu]

You know when you wear certain fabrics and they just make your titties itch because you're not wearing a bra? That's how I feel reading this shit rn. Scratch, scratch, scratch. The annoying new people are the itch but you have power in your hands, Andy. You can take that paw of yers and scratch the ever living shit out of your boob as I am doing now. Scritch, scritch.

[Broseidon]

Seems Assimilate has found something new to say after months of "go back to resetera huehuehue" being his only response/comeback to literally anything.

[seagrams hotsauce]

I gotta admit guys, I was real sad when I found out Assimilate doesn't want to fuck me, but I cheered up after I remembered that distinguished mentally-challenged fellows can't consent anyway

[Assimilate]

The bore: filled with members that got dogpiled on GAF for wrongthink only to attempt to dogpile on new members on The bore.

<checks pic thread>

Filled with cucks.


Makes sense. 

What do you look like, friend-o?

[Himu]

We have better looking people than GAF. I don't know about Reset since I've been banned during Real Pic January tho so I can't rate it.

[benjipwns]

Seems Assimilate has found something new to say after months of "go back to resetera huehuehue" being his only response/comeback to literally anything.

maybe you should go back to reeeeeestarea cuck

[shosta]

I posted about there being a fucking terrorist on Resetera and Assimilate stole my thunder. Fuck you Assimilate, give yourself a bleach enema and die so I can shit on your unmarked grave.

[Assimilate]

You know when you wear certain fabrics and they just make your titties itch because you're not wearing a bra? That's how I feel reading this shit rn. Scratch, scratch, scratch. The annoying new people are the itch but you have power in your hands, Andy. You can take that paw of yers and scratch the ever living shit out of your boob as I am doing now. Scritch, scritch.

That's not the bra itching you that's your balls.



Was that good enough for you broseidon?

[Broseidon]

Was that good enough for you broseidon?

What?

[Tasty]

You know when you wear certain fabrics and they just make your titties itch because you're not wearing a bra? That's how I feel reading this shit rn. Scratch, scratch, scratch. The annoying new people are the itch but you have power in your hands, Andy. You can take that paw of yers and scratch the ever living shit out of your boob as I am doing now. Scritch, scritch.

Unfortunately my modship application is still sitting unanswered in Joe and demi's inboxes.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

And by modship application I mean cock pics.

[close]

[shosta]

When someone dares you to be original and you respond by attacking someone through their deepest and most personal insecurity, that just proves you're a vile, worthless cur, undeserving of love or attention. There are times when I consider becoming religious if only for the satisfaction of believing that no matter how lenient or strict the admission to afterlife is, you are certainly going to hell.

[Tasty]

Assimilate is an etoilet alt, right?

Got tired of having no one backing up his stupid ass opinions or general unpleasant demeanor.

I thought you didn't like this thread?

What I actually said was I don't like pubeless noobs

<references pic thread>

brooooooo come on brooo   

Nah, you're a good person Tasty. 

[Broseidon]

When someone dares you to be original and you respond by attacking someone through their deepest and most personal insecurity, that just proves you're a vile, worthless cur, undeserving of love or attention. There are times when I consider becoming religious if only so that I could have the satisfaction of knowing that no matter how lenient or strict the admission to afterlife is, you are certainly going to hell.

Please source your etoilet quotes in the future

[seagrams hotsauce]

You know when you wear certain fabrics and they just make your titties itch because you're not wearing a bra? That's how I feel reading this shit rn. Scratch, scratch, scratch. The annoying new people are the itch but you have power in your hands, Andy. You can take that paw of yers and scratch the ever living shit out of your boob as I am doing now. Scritch, scritch.

That's not the braw itching you that's your balls.



Was that good enough for you broseidon?

That's not the braw itching you that's your balls.

not the braw

braw

-written by someone who's totally ever felt the touch of a woman

[Assimilate]

I gotta admit guys, I was real sad when I found out Assimilate doesn't want to fuck me, but I cheered up after I remembered that distinguished mentally-challenged fellows can't consent anyway

Who said i didn't wanna fuck? You sexy beak.

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[shosta]

What is this referencing?

Broseidon mocked Assimilate's tic and so Assimilate referenced Cindy's balls and said "is that good enough for you, Broseidon," as if that kind of toxicity was somehow an improvement.

[Himu]

There is a relevant quote on the Sermon of the Mount right now. It's called don't throw pearls before swine. In order words, put Assimilate on ignore and save your pearls for me and Andy!

[Assimilate]

What is this referencing?

Broseidon mocked Assimilate's tic and so Assimilate referenced Cindy's balls and said "is that good enough for you, Broseidon," as if that kind of toxicity was somehow an improvement.

Cry about it on the Chappelle thread on reset.

[thisismyusername]

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I hold out hope for a lot of games that end up being shit.

Says a lot about you as a person, doesn't it?

(I'm teasing)

...I'm an optimist?

More "your taste is shit." But sure, we can go with that.

[seagrams hotsauce]

Yeah, that's what my face looks like dude. I'm gorgeous and own an equally beautiful cat, and you can't spell three letter words. What other very obvious revelations are you going to reveal here

[Tasty]

(Image removed from quote.)

I hold out hope for a lot of games that end up being shit.

Says a lot about you as a person, doesn't it?

(I'm teasing)

...I'm an optimist?

More "your taste is shit." But sure, we can go with that.

Not just games, but men too!

*cries*

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/3517084/

Was it the first Crocodile Dundee that had the transphobic sex assault scene? A real classic, that one.

[Broseidon]

What is this referencing?

Broseidon mocked Assimilate's tic and so Assimilate referenced Cindy's balls and said "is that good enough for you, Broseidon," as if that kind of toxicity was somehow an improvement.

That makes sense. Thanks for translating.

[Himu]

Andy is LGBT he can't help loving Nintendo! It's in our genes!

[Assimilate]

Yeah, that's what my face looks like dude. I'm gorgeous and own an equally beautiful cat, and you can't spell three letter words. What other very obvious revelations are you going to reveal here

Ah, you got me Mr. Beak.

You and your clever beakness, nothing gets past you does it? 

[thisismyusername]

Assimilate posted about me recently.
I was pretty bummed about it.
But I think him not wanting to fuck me was more him being tsundere.
So whatever.

I really wish I had the time to photoshop this.

[thisismyusername]

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I hold out hope for a lot of games that end up being shit.

Says a lot about you as a person, doesn't it?

(I'm teasing)

...I'm an optimist?

More "your taste is shit." But sure, we can go with that.

Not just games, but men too!

*cries*

Now now, you'll find your prince charming one day.

[Jansen]

[Himu]

(Image removed from quote.)

I hold out hope for a lot of games that end up being shit.

Says a lot about you as a person, doesn't it?

(I'm teasing)

...I'm an optimist?

More "your taste is shit." But sure, we can go with that.

Not just games, but men too!

*cries*

Still going through the break up blues I see. So sorry, it can be awful.

[thisismyusername]

More "your taste is shit." But sure, we can go with that.

(Image removed from quote.)

[Himu]

Men will break your heart. It is written. The very often written rule. But the thing about men is that...they're too hot to quit. Am I right, Meaty?

[seagrams hotsauce]

Stop posting pictures of snakes

[Himu]

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Haha, I saw that last year. It was a pretty good meme. I laughed then, I laughed now.

[Himu]

More "your taste is shit." But sure, we can go with that.

(Image removed from quote.)

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Taylor's earrings are really cute here and I want something similar.