I have an old story that might help clear some things up.
Friday night I went to a bar near Fort Dix. It's far more interesting than the "gay" bars and is usually 95% male. In a "gay" bar you know everyone's a cocksucker but at this bar there is the mystery that only some might be. It's the difference between hunting in a game preserve and hunting in a wild forest.
Around one a.m. I see a nice face at the end of the U-shaped bar. In civvies and alone. Knowing the barkeep I tell her to give him a drink. Six beers later he still doesn't know where the beer's coming from. Near last call bell I tell her to tell him.
He comments on the convenient camper I'm driving: "Nice for picking up girls." I say yes if you like them; I don't. He says nothing to this but as we leave he wants to see the inside of it. He got in and no sooner was turned around to look it over than my clamps went on his leg and I got a feel of it. He just grinned and said want to do something about it?
He wanted to take his car but I said no, let's use this-I know a great place. As though I'd go off with a stranger in the night in his car. I soon had him in a clearing in the woods. He said he had to take a piss. He was quite surprised to find a mouth ready to swallow it. He said he couldn't piss if I didn't stop. I let him get started and then guzzled away. He said, O.K., if that's what you like it's your funeral. I drained that stud dry-he was a 24-year-old Military Police-and started some tongue licking that really turned him on.
Though he had changed into civvies he had left his G.I. boots and sox on and underwear he'd worn all day. Sitting in the patrol car all day had sure got a nice smell in his groin and ass. I licked and sniffed here and there and he really seemed to like the attention. I said I wish you were dressed in your M.P. outfit. He just laughed and said, you like that stuff huh? Maybe next time. His body was fairly hairless but he had quite a bit of cock and asshole and armpit hair. Little elsewhere. I got down between his legs and he pulled them up to show he wanted his asshole licked too. It was sweaty and dirty and I told him so and he said, Shut up and clean it with your mouth, you know you want to. If you drink piss you eat dirty ass.
I wanted to, as he said. In fact I wanted to get his pants off so I could really spread his legs and get at him, so the boots had to come off. I started to lick his boots as I unlaced them and he sat up and watched- I was blowing his mind by now but when I started sniffing his sox and boots and licking his feet and sucking on his toes he really flipped out.
Finally getting him flat on his ass with his legs up, I worked on his hole again. I got it wide open and blew my hot breath into it, really relaxing it. He'd fart the wind out and I'd blow it up again until his hole was loose and ready for anything.
He said he had to piss again so I drained him again. He was able to piss with a hard on-unusual. His tool wasn't all that big but it was hard as a fucking rock.
I stuffed my tongue up his asshole again until I began to taste shit. I had never eaten shit but I'd sucked plenty of dirty assholes. This guy was straining so hard to get more tongue up his hole he was starting to crap. I sucked a mouthful of shit out of his hole and gulped it down. I looked up at him and yelled, "Shit, you fucking bastard, go ahead give it to me." He was really turned on and started giving orders like you never heard. He held his legs back and I stuffed my tongue up his asshole and he really crapped. I swallowed it so fast I really don't know what it tasted like, except that it tasted strange, but he was yelling, Eat my fuckin' shit you cocksucker, over and over, and when he was done crapping I licked his balls up to the head of his dick and discovered he had started to come. I took him and he just lay there out of breath.
We lay down awhile. My nose was nuzzled in his armpit and I was getting high on the sweat smell. Finally he asked if I was O.K. I said why not. He said he didn't believe anyone could be a human latrine. I didn't either and said I never ate shit before. Finally he said he had had his cock sucked but usually got paid. I said I guessed he'd have to consider the beers the fee. He said he didn't want anything.
When I got ready to move out he said he wanted to fuck some more. He said to bend over and he climbed on and started to fuck and really was good at it. He said he had to piss and did I want to wash his load down. I said to piss up my ass. He finally managed and instead of letting me unload it he continued to fuck. I warned him not to but he insisted and soon the piss and shit were running down our legs. He got mad as hell and started to get nasty mouthed again. I wiped up on some old towels I have with me at all times and then he threw me on the ground and really laid me. We fucked for half an hour and finally he blasted off. I was sniffing his T-shirt all the time and got off right after he did.