The Other Forums Thread for 90's Kids ONLY

[Kurt Russell]

Is it weird to have never measured your penis?

Nah, it's fine. Not everybody owns a microscope.

[bork]

Is it weird to have never measured your penis?

I had to measure mine because the girl I was with for a couple of weeks wanted to know how big I was. 

edit: wow top of the page. how embarrassing... 

[Rman]

The dysfunction from the GAF community moved to Reset very quickly.  Including guys who have no idea how to express their sexuality without being weird.

[Purple Filth]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/3842970/

CANT YOU STOP DOING THIS SHIT?



i havent watched the episode, but with the title alone, frieza probably gets kicked out in this episode, so yeah , thanks a bunch op, im not reading your post

care about dragon ball spoilers

Its happened before with the official thread due to the thread title supposedly hinting at spoilers when its actually vague   

[Tasty]

Roughly 7.5 inches.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/3857102/

Also OP there are pills to kill your libido, or if you really want to, you can chemically castrate yourself.

 

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Rahxephon91 you gotta stop being a sad sack on the internet

[samfish]

Rahxephon needs to find a chick in China or the Philippines or Thailand or somewhere and either move her here or move there.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

He should just give up the internet, especially porn, for a month.  It'll do wonders.

[Tokyosandblaster]

Roughly 7.5 inches.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Gen Z leans more conservative than the Millennials, but will they stay that way? The Trump administration is going to be a formative period for a lot of them, even though he’s only going to serve one term at best. I’ve seen another study indicating that Trump is driving young conservatives away from the Republican Party. Guess we’ll see how it all shakes out.

Jesus Christ. Do you Democrats still believe that it's impossible Trump will get elected? If you think you can put up another weak candidate in 2020 and steam roller to victory, then it just goes to show that the Dems have learnt nothing from the last 24 months.

Pretty sure no one thinks that, but thanks for the concern 

In the 2016 election Trump was scissors, Hilary was paper, and Bernie was rock, and people still fucking wanted to vote for paper.

This is the dumbest shit I’ve read in like a day.

Read this hot take: Shills aren't capable of having a penis. You're lying.

[Leadbelly]

In the 2016 election Trump was scissors, Hilary was paper, and Bernie was rock, and people still fucking wanted to vote for paper.

Paper covers rock though, so Bernie is out. Scissors cuts paper so Hillary is out. What did you expect to happen?

[nudemacusers]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/3862524/

With this post, I am not making a statement as to whether or not he is more than an adulterer, and this post should not be taken as such by anyone, mods or otherwise.

Ya boy shook out here 

[etiolate]

Broken down into prepared statements.

[Phoenix Dark]

My dick is about 7.5 inches so I don't have any problems. However for any Borians or lurkers with a small dick, you've got 3 choices:

1. Sell crack
2. Make it to the NBA
3. Eating pussy like a king

Because I'm going to assume most of you are cis white males, the first two options are out of your reach. Which is why I will focus on #3. Here is my step by step guide to eating pussy like a king.


1. Take it slow

You don't want to dive for the pussy yet. Hell, don't dive for the boobs yet either. Think of women like Barbarians in Diablo 3. Their sex energy is comparable to Fury. As in D3, you've got to do some things first in order to build her sex power, ie Fury.


If you dive into her pussy right away she'll still be at a depleted level. You have to build it up. This is where foreplay (ie, a War Cry in D3) comes into play. You have to start by caressing her, telling her how beautiful she is, maybe even making her laugh. Kiss her neck. Kiss her shoulders. Give her a back massage. You're slowly building her up.

After the backrub, turn her over and slowly kiss her neck again, shoulders, etc. Slowly move down to the breasts. Don't go for the nipples first, that's played out. Lick the underboob, slowly get to the nipple. Suck her breasts. Now kiss down her stomach. And...

2. Neglect her vagina


As you slowly get closer to her pussy, she'll be expecting you to slide down there. Instead you should do the opposite. Get close to her vagina...and then do the opposite: lick the inside of her thigh/groin area. Kiss her thigh. Move to the other leg, do the same. BTW, do not become predictable. You aren't licking on thigh 5 times, then moving to the other to lick 5 times. Sex is jazz. Improvise. You want to lick around her vagina, building up anticipation. The perfect analogy:

just watch the first minute and 40sec or so

Listen to the crowd of women go crazy each time D'Angelo doesn't start singing. He builds to a climax, and then he goes in.

3. Dinner Time

Now it's time. Start off by gently licking up her vagina, like a cat. Or down. You can choose your own intro move. The main thing you need to know is where her clit is. Find it, and gently begin licking up, down, and around it. Let her movement guide you. Suck on her clit. It's basically like a little dick, with more nerve endings. Suck it like you'd want your own dick sucked (pause). Kiss it. #NotAllWomen like a lot of pressure on their clit, so start gently and increase pressure...and determine what she likes. Or simply ask her. I mean, it is 2018 and we respect women right? Ask.

4. Come Hither

Ok brehs, the g-spot is about 2 inches inside her vagina. The best way to find it, or come close, is to stick your finger in and start doing a "come hither" motion.


I start with two fingers, but maybe 1 is best for your first time. Do this, while still sucking and licking her clit. Increase the speed of your fingers depending on her reaction. At some point you might pause and just start finger fucking her. BTW make sure your finger nails are filed, for gods sake.

I guarantee you this is going to work.

[nudemacusers]

Don’t lick pussy. Suck on it like it’s a milky tit. Lap it up.

[Himu]

[Raist]

SSRI's, aka a specific type of anti depressant. They're famous for their sexual dysfunction side effects. It's rare to find a single user who isn't experiencing serious sexual side effects, usually in the form of being unable to reach orgasm or no libido.

Prozac, Effexor, Zoloft, Celexa, Lexapro, or just about all of the most effective popular anti depressant and anti anxiety medications

Take anti-depressants just because you want to feel less horny brehs.

[Jansen]

[Rahxephon91]

Rahxephon needs to find a chick in China or the Philippines or Thailand or somewhere and either move her here or move there.

I was just asking a question. I don't want to live some white boy weeb Fantasy though.

[Himu]

(Image removed from quote.)

Why does Mario look like a train conductor here?

[BisMarckie]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/some-new-technical-details-for-the-last-night.19292/page-8#post-3861948

User warned for being disingenuous about the origins and history of gamergate, and arguing in bad faith.

This reads like a fucking parody

[etiolate]

(Image removed from quote.)

Why does Mario look like a train conductor here?

Cuz he about to run a train on seven different kingdoms.

[Kurt Russell]

I was on Zoloft for a couple weeks for anxiety attacks, and literally couldn’t jizz.

Did you try any mental aids? You know - like thinking about Hillary?

[etiolate]

or political slashfic?

That night, Hilary would be poling in all the swing's states. . .

[thisismyusername]

Roughly 7.5 inches.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Tokyosandblaster]

Read this hot take: Shills aren't capable of having a penis. You're lying.

Just realized you’re the person I had mixed up with Shostakovich for whatever reason.

Go away, dude. I’ve never seen you make a worthwhile post about any subject.

I asked you a legitimate question with my last post though. The one before I said you didn't have a dick. You didn't respond 😯

[Raist]

User was banned (1 day) for personal insults and backseat moderating (prior warnings)

https://www.resetera.com/posts/3862226/


I mean, he's right tho

[Let's Cyber]

Roughly 7.5 inches.

Pics or it didn't happen.

I'm too lazy to look it up but I remember reading some study (I think an article about it was posted on GAF off-topic as some point a few years ago) that the estimated average penis size worldwide is 5.6 inches. And when self-reporting, men tended to over embellish their size by an average of 1 to 1.5 inches compared to their actual measurement.

[Tasty]

Sounds about right.

[Raist]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/3867309/

So yes, the entire basis of the game is, factually, built from the creator's hatred of women.

[Dennis]

The Last Night looks so fucking good I almost can't believe it.

[Himu]

I still can’t believe I’m banned for two months.

[etiolate]

https://www.resetera.com/posts/3867309/

So yes, the entire basis of the game is, factually, built from the creator's hatred of women.

And reset is, factually, built from the community's hatred of games and themselves.

[Raist]

I’m still can’t believe I’m banned for two months.

You're most likely on a perm list and they'll catch you at the tiniest mispost. Might as well go with a bang.

[Himu]

Yeah I think that’s their way of saying fuck you this is the last time before we end your ass.

I didn’t know they were trans! How can I keep track of every trans person?!

[Leadbelly]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/some-new-technical-details-for-the-last-night.19292/page-8#post-3861948

User warned for being disingenuous about the origins and history of gamergate, and arguing in bad faith.

This reads like a fucking parody

The mod got 'disingenuous' and 'bad faith' in one warning. I think the mod has filled the quota of ERA buzzwords for one day.

[Clockwork5]

Yeah I think that’s their way of saying fuck you this is the last time before we end your ass.

I didn’t know they were trans! How can I keep track of every trans person?!

If only everyone would talk about it every hour of every day!

 

[etiolate]

Likely thing to happen: The Last Night selling well and Reset having one of their mini metldowns over their own irrelevance.

[fistfulofmetal]

the last night looks like a mra's wet dream. bunch of trash.

[Leadbelly]

Likely thing to happen: The Last Night selling well and Reset having one of their mini metldowns over their own irrelevance.

That will be fun. I think everyone who buys a copy should take a picture with the game in their hands and use it as an avatar.

[Nintex]

People are getting banned for being right now?

The dude pretty much nailed it on gamergate. It was Quinn cheating on her BF with some journalist, who then called her out and the dog-piling began.
The whole drama was so fucking stupid that I still can't wrap my head around how it became a movement.

[etiolate]

the last night looks like a mra's wet dream. bunch of trash.

[Himu]

Someone explain how Laat Night is for MRA’s? I don’t follow games anymore that aren’t fighting games because video games are mostly trash but I remember the reveal trailer being good. I just rewatched it and it’s still impressive looking and looks like something I’d like to try out.

[Rahxephon91]

Someone explain how Laat Night is for MRA’s? I don’t follow games anymore that aren’t fighting games but I remember the reveal trailer being good. I just rewatched it and it’s still impressive looking and looks like something I’d like to try out.

[fistfulofmetal]

Someone explain how Laat Night is for MRA’s? I don’t follow games anymore that aren’t fighting games but I remember the reveal trailer being good. I just rewatched it and it’s still impressive looking and looks like something I’d like to try out.

it's a cyberpunk dystopia where feminism has "won" and the world is shitty and terrible because of it.

[Nintex]

The revolution is starting
https://www.resetera.com/threads/some-new-technical-details-for-the-last-night.19292/page-10#post-3868893

https://www.resetera.com/threads/some-new-technical-details-for-the-last-night.19292/page-10#post-3869371

The mods are not feminist enough 

[thetylerrob]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/some-new-technical-details-for-the-last-night.19292/page-8#post-3861948

User warned for being disingenuous about the origins and history of gamergate, and arguing in bad faith.

This reads like a fucking parody

The mod got 'disingenuous' and 'bad faith' in one warning. I think the mod has filled the quota of ERA buzzwords for one day.

It's insane that he even got a warning. The mods are a fucking joke.

[Himu]

Someone explain how Laat Night is for MRA’s? I don’t follow games anymore that aren’t fighting games but I remember the reveal trailer being good. I just rewatched it and it’s still impressive looking and looks like something I’d like to try out.

I really don’t. Following games means following news and being up to date. I literally just found out they’re making Secret of Mana for ps4. I didn’t watch any E3 conferences last year. I didn’t know Persona 5 was coming out until the week of its release. I just follow fighters.

[Himu]

Someone explain how Laat Night is for MRA’s? I don’t follow games anymore that aren’t fighting games but I remember the reveal trailer being good. I just rewatched it and it’s still impressive looking and looks like something I’d like to try out.

it's a cyberpunk dystopia where feminism has "won" and the world is shitty and terrible because of it.

For real?

I saw it was dystopian but there’s nothing to indicate it was feminism that caused it. How does that work? Feminism is trash but not that trash.

[Nintex]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-do-you-think-of-duke-nukem-in-todays-climate.2072/

Duke Nukem in todays climate.


....

NOTHING IS SAFE FROM THESE FEMINAZI'S

[fistfulofmetal]

For real?

I saw it was dystopian but there’s nothing to indicate it was feminism that caused it. How does that work? Feminism is trash but not that trash.

shrug, i stopped following it since e3 when people were covering it and started to get a sniff about the red pill stink that comes off the thing. the dev is also a gamergate supporter. trash.

[Himu]

I gotta research this game. What the fuck. Here I am thinking it’s bloody Blade Runner but it’s MRA propaganda?

[thetylerrob]

For real?

I saw it was dystopian but there’s nothing to indicate it was feminism that caused it. How does that work? Feminism is trash but not that trash.

shrug, i stopped following it since e3 when people were covering it and started to get a sniff about the red pill stink that comes off the thing. the dev is also a gamergate supporter. trash.

It's only half as MRA red pill problematic as the most popular hate factory on the net, www.thebore.com.

[Raist]

Someone explain how Laat Night is for MRA’s? I don’t follow games anymore that aren’t fighting games because video games are mostly trash but I remember the reveal trailer being good. I just rewatched it and it’s still impressive looking and looks like something I’d like to try out.

THIS GAME IS ANTI-WIMINN

[Tasty]

Someone explain how Laat Night is for MRA’s? I don’t follow games anymore that aren’t fighting games but I remember the reveal trailer being good. I just rewatched it and it’s still impressive looking and looks like something I’d like to try out.

it's a cyberpunk dystopia where feminism has "won" and the world is shitty and terrible because of it.

For real?

I saw it was dystopian but there’s nothing to indicate it was feminism that caused it. How does that work? Feminism is trash but not that trash.

Apparently the guy said "two years ago" it was a future where both feminism and socialized healthcare have "won," but he's tried to distance himself from that stuff lately (while at the same time still tweeting questionable things.)

[Tasty]

Egalitarianism

[HaughtyFrank]

I gotta research this game. What the fuck. Here I am thinking it’s bloody Blade Runner but it’s MRA propaganda?

There's not really much known about the story. I believe the dev has also said that it has changed a lot since those tweets. The current summary of the game doesn't have any hints of MRA

Humans first knew the era of survival. Then they knew the era of work. Now they live in the era of leisure. Machines have surpassed human labour not only in strength, but in precision, intellect, and creativity. The fight for survival doesn’t mean food and water, but a purpose for living. People now define themselves by what they consume, not what they create.

The Last Night immerses you in the everyday life of Charlie, a second-class citizen living in a city brimming with augmentation and citizens living a gamified existence -- none of which Charlie can experience himself due to a childhood accident. Apathetic and disheartened by the seemingly pointless world around him, Charlie is presented with an opportunity to take matters into his own hands. But at what risk?

[Leadbelly]

People are getting banned for being right now?

The dude pretty much nailed it on gamergate. It was Quinn cheating on her BF with some journalist, who then called her out and the dog-piling began.
The whole drama was so fucking stupid that I still can't wrap my head around how it became a movement.

I heard about it late so I could never quite figure out what it was about. It is a movement with no leadership or organistation. Basically anyone can join for whatever reason. A nebulous armophous group with differing opinions and reasons for joining. That is the problem with internet movements.

And so you have one side who are adamant, this is what the movement is about, this is what is stands for: it is about harrassing women and pushing them out of gaming. And another side will say, no, it is about journalism in gaming, that is what I signed up for. And it can be both at the same time. You can say whatever you want because of the nebulous nature of it.

Anyone can join for any reason, from any country.

[Hot Slice]

Egalitarianism

There is nothing inherently wrong with egalitarianism, the problem is there are so few actual egalitarians and an excessive amount of people that get what it entails being one so fucking wrong.

I consider myself an egalitarian, and it’s kinda of frustrating when so many get it wrong. Don’t talk about it much though, why all the fuss right?

[Tasty]

I gotta research this game. What the fuck. Here I am thinking it’s bloody Blade Runner but it’s MRA propaganda?

There's not really much known about the story. I believe the dev has also said that it has changed a lot since those tweets. The current summary of the game doesn't have any hints of MRA

Humans first knew the era of survival. Then they knew the era of work. Now they live in the era of leisure. Machines have surpassed human labour not only in strength, but in precision, intellect, and creativity. The fight for survival doesn’t mean food and water, but a purpose for living. People now define themselves by what they consume, not what they create.

The Last Night immerses you in the everyday life of Charlie, a second-class citizen living in a city brimming with augmentation and citizens living a gamified existence -- none of which Charlie can experience himself due to a childhood accident. Apathetic and disheartened by the seemingly pointless world around him, Charlie is presented with an opportunity to take matters into his own hands. But at what risk?

Normally I'd buy this, but his old anti-feminist tweets reeeeallly made it sound like that ethos was being baked into the entire game. So if he's done an about-face, I'm going to need more concrete examples of the game not being tainted.

But it's not like I'm buyin' that shit anyways

[fistfulofmetal]

you can say whatever you want about the origins, or if there is leadership. it never mattered. gamergate was an excuse for shitty whiny dudes to jump onto a bandwagon and harass women. the branding faded but the shitty dudes stuck around and eventually moved to different industries. that shit is still happening right now.