Celebrity Sexual Harasment Apocalypse Thread

[naff]

NVM

[Nabbis]

Im curious to see how this shapes out. Is the need to shame sexual misconduct greater than the need to keep up with appearances? If society really wishes to open the Pandoras box in regards to how people really behave(frequency and scope) outside socially accepted norms then it will probably implode over the cognitive dissonance.

[nachobro]

I'm kinda surprised that this is what got Louie and not the wild shit he used to say on Opie & Anthony back in the day. People have been getting years old tweets dug up for nothing but there was never a peep about any of his old jokes.

[CurseoftheGods]

I'm kinda surprised that this is what got Louie and not the wild shit he used to say on Opie & Anthony back in the day. People have been getting years old tweets dug up for nothing but there was never a peep about any of his old jokes.

what were his old jokes?

[CrazyDiamond]

Y'all remember this?



Makes a lot more sense now

[sinxtanx]

"the masturbation is going to happen" 

jeeeeeyzuz I got that he was an improper fuck from his show but god daaaamn dude
he'll be making jokes about this for years now like it's nothing to make it weirder

[nudemacusers]

Ugly fat men are gross pervs news at 11.

Imagine being one of those poor women, exposed to his manfupa, beet-red baby carrot dick and nest of ugly ginger pubes 

[TVC15]

Ugly fat men are gross pervs news at 11.

Imagine being one of those poor women, exposed to his manfupa, beet-red baby carrot dick and nest of ugly ginger pubes 

nudemac writing erotic fanfic for demi.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I'm kinda surprised that this is what got Louie and not the wild shit he used to say on Opie & Anthony back in the day. People have been getting years old tweets dug up for nothing but there was never a peep about any of his old jokes.

what were his old jokes?

[nachobro]

what were his old jokes?

This one comes to mind but just search for "Louis CK O&A" on youtube and you'll find plenty of good stuff


lolbeaten

[Himu]

Charlie Sheen raped Corey Haim at 13?!

[chronovore]

Chris Hardwick

 

[etiolate]

Feldman said it was consensual, but Corey was 13 and Charlie was 19 or 20 and tried to convince him that it's a normal thing all dudes do, fuck each other in the butt for funsies at work.

so which one of you is Charlie Sheen?

[CurseoftheGods]

wow louis ck sounds like a dick

[toku]

what is it with white dudes and jacking off in front women?

[CatsCatsCats]

Idk but I swear I’ve always had permission

[TVC15]

Feldman said it was consensual, but Corey was 13 and Charlie was 19 or 20 and tried to convince him that it's a normal thing all dudes do, fuck each other in the butt for funsies at work.

so which one of you is Charlie Sheen?

Not me. It is well known I'm more of a Feldman guy.

[Himu]

Feldman said it was consensual, but Corey was 13 and Charlie was 19 or 20 and tried to convince him that it's a normal thing all dudes do, fuck each other in the butt for funsies at work.

Source that Sheen tried to tell him it was okay or that Feldman said it was consensual?

[gfm793]

He definitely has a problem with masturbating and should seek some kind of professional help for it,

Nah man, he seems pretty good at it. He can even do it easily in front of an audience.

[Himu]

Yeah like, Sheen fucking a 13 year old is messed up, consensual or not. And it still sounds like rape. Telling your victim it's okay is classic predator behavior. Thing is, Sheen can't even come out and say "it was consensual" because in the end he still fucked a 13 year old. Gosh, that guy is a grade A asshole.

[TVC15]

From Coreyography:

"At some point during the filming, he explained an adult male convinced him it was perfectly normal for older men and younger boys in the business to have sexual relations, that it was ''what all guys do." So they walked off to a secluded area between two trailers during a lunch break for the cast and crew, and Haim, innocent and ambitious as he was, allowed himself to be sodomized."

[seagrams hotsauce]

Really, what’s the acceptable way to masturbate in front of a woman and not have it be misconduct? Does there need to be a countersigned contract? Do lawyers need to be involved? An Outlook invite?

The funny thing about this is that I like Tig better than Louis, so my natural inclination would be to take her side, but this seems to be a nothingburger so far. I like Louis as a standup, but not Louis the auteur. I find his show really hit and miss and up its own butt sometimes.

it's definitely at the office with someone you've never had sexual contact with before

[Himu]

From Coreyography:

"At some point during the filming, he explained an adult male convinced him it was perfectly normal for older men and younger boys in the business to have sexual relations, that it was ''what all guys do." So they walked off to a secluded area between two trailers during a lunch break for the cast and crew, and Haim, innocent and ambitious as he was, allowed himself to be sodomized."

Sounds like rape.

[Diunx]

He was underage and sheen an adult so is was rape either way.

[TVC15]

In Coreyography, Feldman states that the man who had sex with Haim was now one of the most successful people in the industry. That's the only clue to his identity. I guess that could apply to Sheen.

Haim's mom says the claim is bullshit.

[Trurl]

Do I have this right: Louis would tell people he was sharing a room with that he was going to jack off and it was up to them to leave?  I don't see how that's any different than telling someone that you're going to have sex in a dorm room and that if they don't want to see it they should leave.

[Himu]

Do I have this right: Louis would tell people he was sharing a room with that he was going to jack off and it was up to them to leave?  I don't see how that's any different than telling someone that you're going to have sex in a dorm room and that if they don't want to see it they should leave.

He couldn't do that in a bathroom?!   

[Trurl]

Unless I'm missing something I don't see how this is worse than being really inconsiderate. 

[Mandark]

Silverman herself in the tweet thread said she didn't consider it criminal or herself to be a victim and that she was going public with this to support the victims who have come forward.

You can believe it's not a crime while still not dismissing it as "just like a dorm room in college" or whatever.

[Joe Molotov]

Unless I'm missing something I don't see how this is worse than being really inconsiderate. 

Just like the time amir0x was inconsiderate to some nudes of Olimario's gf.

[chronovore]

Do I have this right: Louis would tell people he was sharing a room with that he was going to jack off and it was up to them to leave?  I don't see how that's any different than telling someone that you're going to have sex in a dorm room and that if they don't want to see it they should leave.

It's closer to having a dorm room, telling the person you share it with that you're going to wank, you're going to stare at them while you wank, and you're going to wank because they're in the room with you.

[toku]

https://twitter.com/itisbrittanys/status/928764047046119424

[chronovore]

Unless I'm missing something I don't see how this is worse than being really inconsiderate. 

Remind me not to room with you.

[thisismyusername]

The incident in the first paragraph (the one I believe you’re referring to) is one of the ones I think needs more clarity. “They thought it was a joke and laughed it off.“ This makes their exact response unclear. It’s shitty writing on the Times part.

Yes, and what I'm saying is: Put yourself in their shoes.

Or to flip it: What if someone like ToxicAdam invited you over to their house. You're having dinner with him. "Hey, is it cool if I jack-off in front of you?" *You're not sure if they're being serious or joking and try to laugh it off awkwardly because you're not cool with that* "(I take it your laughing means, 'yes please jack-off in front of me, ToxicAdam!' Cool (we're on the same page!)" *ToxicAdam proceeds to whip it out and jack it in front of you*

You: "Uh, you're for real?"

ToxicAdam: Of course I was!

You: No, dude. I didn't want you to do that.
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Ok, that's a bad example given the Bore's gay subtext and it's late and I'm trying to figure out a good way of wording this. Basically he put the suggestion out there, they thought it was an off-color joke and him doing it was over the line for them because they didn't "consent" to it beyond that awkward laugh where they thought he wasn't serious.

Basically it's a mixed message all around between the two, but C.K. doing it repeatedly to folks without saying "yo, I'm an exhibitionist and would like to jack off in front of you, cool?" is crossing the line no matter how you slice it, IMO.

[Van Cruncheon]

yeah, that’s a bad example, and winds up with toxicadam hog-trussed in a spaghetti-filled bathtub, with the entire lyrics to a nick cave song spelled out on his back in jizz.

[TVC15]

The incident in the first paragraph (the one I believe you’re referring to) is one of the ones I think needs more clarity. “They thought it was a joke and laughed it off.“ This makes their exact response unclear. It’s shitty writing on the Times part.

Yes, and what I'm saying is: Put yourself in their shoes.

Or to flip it: What if someone like ToxicAdam invited you over to their house. You're having dinner with him. "Hey, is it cool if I jack-off in front of you?" *You're not sure if they're being serious or joking and try to laugh it off awkwardly because you're not cool with that* "(I take it your laughing means, 'yes please jack-off in front of me, ToxicAdam!' Cool (we're on the same page!)" *ToxicAdam proceeds to whip it out and jack it in front of you*

You: "Uh, you're for real?"

ToxicAdam: Of course I was!

You: No, dude. I didn't want you to do that.
---

Ok, that's a bad example given the Bore's gay subtext and it's late and I'm trying to figure out a good way of wording this. Basically he put the suggestion out there, they thought it was an off-color joke and him doing it was over the line for them because they didn't "consent" to it beyond that awkward laugh where they thought he wasn't serious.

Basically it's a mixed message all around between the two, but C.K. doing it repeatedly to folks without saying "yo, I'm an exhibitionist and would like to jack off in front of you, cool?" is crossing the line no matter how you slice it, IMO.

No worries. I get what you’re saying. I still think the article has shitty writing in places.

[Van Cruncheon]

yeah, the article has problems.

real talk: his racist shit from the opie and anthony show and the whole “f*ggot” part from his act a few years back turned me off to him, plus his weird obsession with his daughter’s junk. i mean: his bit about cumming on his cat’s face was funny, but that other stuff made me go NAW SON and switch back to the wholesome stylings of david cross during the commute. collectively, his comedy has really struck me as a sort of blanket pre-excuse for his fucked up inability to wrangle his dick without it turning physical.

[hungrynoob]

Y'all remember this?

(Image removed from quote.)

Makes a lot more sense now

For the unaware.

[ThePhantomBlot]

Regarding Kevin Spacey, this bit of news is pretty surprising:

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/christopher-plummer-replace-kevin-spacey-all-money-world-1056450

Tl:dr- Weeks from release, Director Ridley Scott is recasting and reshooting a role played by Spacey with an entirely different actor, Christopher Plummer, while attempting to still adhere to the films original release date of Dec. 22nd.

[headwalk]

i have a mate who used to be a total wank fiend, he was as liberal as they come (CUM!) and think he considered it more to do with sexual freedom than creepiness. you'd go over to his house and he'd buzz you in telling you he was just finishing up so you might want to wait in the front room. he'd carry round a rag with him to catch "the drip" as he'd usually left the house just moments after blowing himself out.

we had a pretty mixed group growing up and he was like this whether you were a bloke or a girl. he mostly got out of the habit of it by his early 20s, but it was always a matter of fact utility thing rather than some fetish he had.

[ToxicAdam]

(not real)

[Trurl]

OK, after reading some posts in this thread and the NYT piece it sounds pretty weird and bad.

[CurseoftheGods]

Y'all remember this?

(Image removed from quote.)

Makes a lot more sense now

For the unaware.

good lord he was serious!

[VomKriege]

456 Swedish actresses signed a tribune compiling their testimonies of sexual improprieties in the film, tv and theater industry, prompting the government to heed it.

[Brehvolution]

I'm sorry, a scenario where ToxicAdam pleases himself in front of others just isn't believable.

[agrajag]

so many ducks drinking frozen dairy beverages

USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST

[Positive Touch]

does stro get off on being a complete fucking dipshit or something

[Brehvolution]

https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys/status/929016412638732288

[agrajag]

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/louis-c-k-issues-statement-182218283.html

[Human Snorenado]

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/louis-c-k-issues-statement-182218283.html

Ok, whew. We can go back to loving Pootie Tang.

[team filler]

pretty good statement

[Phoenix Dark]

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/louis-c-k-issues-statement-182218283.html

[etiolate]

The statement is "yah its true and now I'll go sit in the corner" which is mostly what such a statement should be.

I'm a little wary of the power/influence argument, because that is ripe for abuse.

[TVC15]

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/louis-c-k-issues-statement-182218283.html

Really. Reminds me of

Christopher John Goldberg, 32, of Jasmine Drive in A Pocono Country Place, told investigators he believed the images he downloaded aren’t illegal if they depict no sexual acts.

Louis also apparently has “many fetishes.”

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

(not real)

I could tell, it was actually funny

[Boredfrom]

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/louis-c-k-issues-statement-182218283.html

Well this is weird.

[AdmiralViscen]

But was anyone bi?

[Mandark]

OK, after reading some posts in this thread and the NYT piece it sounds pretty weird and bad.

 

[CatsCatsCats]

His statement is about as proper as it could be, really, at least there’s no denial, deflection or defamation

[CatsCatsCats]

SHOCKING, he lied