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« Reply #960 on: July 16, 2019, 06:52:33 PM »
we now live in a world where the value in watching movies is for additional context to what RLM is talking about



yes I actually tracked down Octopuff and Exploding Varmints and the Malcolm Jamal Warner party video at one point

and shit like this

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« Reply #961 on: July 16, 2019, 06:53:04 PM »
We will have to wait for reviews.

If it’s good, bland, or a train wreck. If it’s a train wreck I’m seeing it.
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« Reply #962 on: July 16, 2019, 06:56:10 PM »
I humbly ask you redlettermedia experts what video this is from because I would like to watch it

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« Reply #963 on: July 16, 2019, 06:59:23 PM »
I swear rich has lost weight
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« Reply #964 on: July 16, 2019, 07:00:10 PM »
I humbly ask you redlettermedia experts what video this is from because I would like to watch it

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« Reply #965 on: July 16, 2019, 07:00:58 PM »
I swear rich has lost weight

Rich and Mike have lost weight. Jay and Jack have gained weight.

Eventually they'll all weigh the same. :doge

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« Reply #966 on: July 16, 2019, 07:06:22 PM »
I don’t think jay has gained *much* weight.

How much have Mike and Rich lost? They’re getting up there in age so I want them slim. :(
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« Reply #967 on: July 16, 2019, 07:15:38 PM »
Why am I so weak to fuckery and trainerecks? :tocry
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« Reply #968 on: July 16, 2019, 07:17:07 PM »
if she's a reincarnation of anakin that provides an avenue for kylo to have a moment of "that's impossible, his spirit would never abide in one such as you, you false prophet" and then later after a revelation reveres her

and then he gets to fuck his grandpa like he wanted from the first moment we saw him
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« Reply #969 on: July 16, 2019, 07:18:05 PM »
So either way we get incest? :rejoice
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« Reply #970 on: July 16, 2019, 07:25:18 PM »
I swear rich has lost weight

Rich and Mike have lost weight. Jay and Jack have gained weight.

Eventually they'll all weigh the same. :doge

Why does the Rich, the larger one, not simply eat all of the smaller ones?
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« Reply #971 on: July 16, 2019, 07:28:59 PM »
Kylo would be still thinking about icing his uncle during the cumshot. :thinking

Leaked screenshot of the scene in question:


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« Reply #972 on: July 16, 2019, 07:35:51 PM »
he's not as hung as darth jar jar
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« Reply #973 on: July 16, 2019, 07:37:00 PM »
do you think jar jar's hog is inscribed with all those little lines like the rest of his body
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« Reply #974 on: July 16, 2019, 07:37:33 PM »
Do you think it works the same as his tongue?
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« Reply #975 on: July 16, 2019, 07:41:33 PM »
Do you think Kylo's hog is as wide as his torso and if so, do you think it's genetic

Given Vader is his grandpa who was huge, yes.
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« Reply #976 on: July 16, 2019, 08:40:22 PM »
:obama
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« Reply #977 on: July 16, 2019, 08:49:34 PM »
but how did he swoon a princess despite being an edgelord? kid definitely had a pipe.
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« Reply #978 on: July 16, 2019, 09:25:31 PM »
do you think a force user is able to make their penis vibrate



wait maybe he was able to knead her breasts while force choking her with his mind  :drool
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« Reply #979 on: July 16, 2019, 09:27:24 PM »
A force user could stroke her clit with his mind while massaging her titties. No wonder Padme fell for him.
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« Reply #980 on: July 16, 2019, 09:34:18 PM »
no wonder jedi are celibate they can just force massage their own prostates
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« Reply #981 on: July 16, 2019, 09:40:16 PM »
Shouldn't all these old fucks be able to stay young looking and in shape via force fuckery? Or are you telling me Kylo is the first force user to figure out power lifting?

they should all look like Rich Evans because they never have to lift anything, just force levitate the pizza rolls into your mouth hole
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« Reply #982 on: July 16, 2019, 11:09:00 PM »
Shouldn't all these old fucks be able to stay young looking and in shape via force fuckery? Or are you telling me Kylo is the first force user to figure out power lifting?
Canonically, Anakin figured out how to make his force ghost stay in his 20s forever, while Obi Wan has to look like he was after 15 years drunk in the desert figuring out how to have an "accident" befall Luke's aunt and uncle.

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« Reply #983 on: July 17, 2019, 10:36:29 AM »
Perhaps you can point me to a canon comic book that covers exactly how Force Ghosts work in excruciating, unnecessary detail

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« Reply #984 on: July 20, 2019, 05:35:29 AM »
While I was searching another Kunt and the Gang music video for the InterPol thread I found the top comment for this was :

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He could be Jay's dad lol

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« Reply #985 on: July 20, 2019, 10:19:59 AM »

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« Reply #986 on: July 20, 2019, 11:28:00 AM »
Holy shit, Roar is something else...

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« Reply #987 on: July 20, 2019, 11:35:59 AM »
Holy shit, Roar is something else...

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« Reply #988 on: July 20, 2019, 11:42:10 AM »
I cannot blame Mac’s friend for disliking it even if nobody got killed. But now I genuinely want to watch it because how fuck up the behind of scenes is.

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« Reply #989 on: July 20, 2019, 11:43:33 AM »
"THOSE DAMN INDIANS."

When will they stop getting away with it !? :yikes
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« Reply #990 on: July 20, 2019, 12:56:35 PM »
What the fuck, I didn't know about Roar (shot by Jan de Bont even !).
It's fucking insanity. I hope the crew got some really, really hefty wages out of that shit and playing with fire like that.
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« Reply #991 on: July 20, 2019, 05:32:19 PM »
this episode is kind of a trainwreck in a good way

beer spilling on crotches, cast members leaving, hostile arguments about lions

Culk's friend was really not having a good day, between freaking out on the couch, yawning constantly during the panel, barely getting to describe hawk jones and sighing into the camera when people talked about star trek
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« Reply #992 on: July 20, 2019, 05:42:51 PM »
"THOSE DAMN INDIANS."

When will they stop getting away with it !? :yikes

Really disappointed Jack and Jay didn't denounce Rich in this episode.
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« Reply #993 on: July 20, 2019, 06:03:37 PM »
oh hey I missed this, kinda fun:

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« Reply #994 on: July 20, 2019, 06:48:15 PM »
"it's too late I missed it" :dead
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« Reply #995 on: July 20, 2019, 07:06:12 PM »
Roar looks amazing.

and i find it hilarious that Mike clearly doesn't like the blue hat bunny ears guy

« Last Edit: July 20, 2019, 07:22:12 PM by Cindi Mayweather »
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« Reply #996 on: July 20, 2019, 07:26:46 PM »
his body language the whole time was pointing away from the guy over to the rest of the table

I'm sure the feeling was mutual too



your screenshot is like

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« Reply #997 on: July 20, 2019, 07:29:54 PM »
Mike faced that guy maybe once or twice the whole video.

The guy clearly doesn't understand the format of BOTW which are shit movies and you're watching them for a joke. I have never seen someone so self serious comment on what are obviously C movies. At one point Mike is talking and the guy wants to say something and kind of makes some annoyed face, cut, and then he pretending to yawn to now be annoyed he can't get through Mike's chatter.

Hopefully he's never invited back to BOTW. He might work with Re:view though.
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« Reply #998 on: July 20, 2019, 10:45:56 PM »
Bunny Ears guy sucks and Mike is right to ignore him.

Mac is great tho.

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« Reply #1000 on: July 21, 2019, 08:45:02 PM »
one thing that strikes me about all this is how Mac seems to have genuinely had a great time touring Milwaukee with the guys

and it just made me remember the story about when Max Landis was in town and Mike was excited to tell him some Milwaukee trivia and Max just immediately negged him

I mean fuck Max I know but

Mac at one point had 50 million dollars, this is a guy who still can probably do anything he wants in life, and he chooses to spend his time wandering Milwaukee with a couple of hack frauds while pointing at things

that's pretty awesome
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« Reply #1001 on: July 21, 2019, 09:06:16 PM »
you really think so?  I don't get the impression he wasted all of it, he stopped working because he retired because he could afford to

estimates I see online now are 15m net worth, also he gets royalties from everything he's ever done which has got to add up to a standard working stiff paycheck if nothing else
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« Reply #1002 on: July 22, 2019, 12:56:09 AM »
500k liquid deposits :noah

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« Reply #1003 on: July 22, 2019, 01:45:00 AM »
Guest-Man was meh but it doesn't really detract from the episode. Would have been a chore if all the films were shite, there's only so much you can do with sparse material. I think the biggest trainwreck they had is when they were wasted on Halloween and had to reshoot the next day, and that was with the regulars.

Not everyone can be the Canucks.  :aah
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« Reply #1004 on: July 22, 2019, 02:33:01 PM »
I had Plinkett TLJ in my recommendations and totally forgot they did that :fbm I also didn't remember anything but the tearing down of the goof tone at the end. Decent enough video, not nearly as bad as the TFA review. Still, there was just too little time between release and review, you can't beat classic Plinkett like that.

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« Reply #1005 on: July 22, 2019, 03:33:05 PM »
I had Plinkett TLJ in my recommendations and totally forgot they did that :fbm I also didn't remember anything but the tearing down of the goof tone at the end. Decent enough video, not nearly as bad as the TFA review. Still, there was just too little time between release and review, you can't beat classic Plinkett like that.

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« Reply #1006 on: July 22, 2019, 05:09:38 PM »
Not everyone can be the Canucks.  :aah

The best recurring characters in the RLMverse. :lawd
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« Reply #1007 on: July 22, 2019, 07:48:41 PM »
they can be kind of bland but somehow still mesmerizing

I always remember Jim's random awkward diatribe about how little girls might be enamored with Leo DiCaprio without thinking about sex

also holy shit his talent, when we get rare glimpses into his work
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« Reply #1008 on: July 23, 2019, 08:26:18 AM »
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« Reply #1010 on: July 23, 2019, 04:16:53 PM »
I'm glad Macaulay found some friends in the RLM group after the death of Wacko Jacko. He needs a "good" influence in his life. :doge

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« Reply #1011 on: July 23, 2019, 04:26:09 PM »
Wouldn't RLM be considered a worse influence though? :hmm


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« Reply #1012 on: July 23, 2019, 04:29:16 PM »
Wouldn't RLM be considered a worse influence though? :hmm


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"Airquotes" around good. :hmm

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Wouldn't RLM be considered a worse influence though? :hmm


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« Reply #1014 on: July 23, 2019, 05:55:47 PM »
I'm glad Macaulay found some friends in the RLM group after the death of Wacko Jacko. He needs a "good" influence in his life. :doge

they all sat in a circle and watched naked people cavorting around and women giving birth on nasty porches
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« Reply #1015 on: July 23, 2019, 07:11:56 PM »
I'm glad Macaulay found some friends in the RLM group after the death of Wacko Jacko. He needs a "good" influence in his life. :doge

they all sat in a circle and watched naked people cavorting around and women giving birth on nasty porches

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« Reply #1016 on: July 25, 2019, 10:18:43 AM »

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« Reply #1017 on: July 25, 2019, 11:14:28 AM »
That video is very cathartic.

Also the part where jay turns into rich fucking killed me

They nailed the hype for Picard and how people are such whores.
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« Reply #1018 on: July 25, 2019, 03:27:59 PM »
:picard
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« Reply #1019 on: July 25, 2019, 03:34:12 PM »
That video is very cathartic.

Also the part where jay turns into rich fucking killed me

They nailed the hype for Picard and how people are such whores.

I was saying to some dudes on a dutch forum in a star trek thread about how it was probably gonna be garbage they were like oh yeah well then just dont watch it!

What