I’m Kirblar! I may be cartoonishly classist, but it’s okay because I’m Totally Woke and really, really hate racists! Unless they’re not poor, white, and uneducated. Or unless I have opinions on the backwardness of Arab culture. Or unless I support an economic policy that would disproportionately harm and is opposed by POC, in which case race suddenly, magically disappears from the equation.