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« Reply #8820 on: May 19, 2018, 05:12:46 PM »
Besson has always been weird, creepy and the target of gossip. Marrying Maïwenn when she was 15, in relationships with young actresses ever since, that Leon plot, pretty terrible at writing female characters (in a way that reinforce the rest) plus some shit you hear by people working over his studio and company.
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« Reply #8821 on: May 19, 2018, 05:26:26 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/french-director-luc-besson-accused-of-drugging-raping-actress.43605/page-2#post-8104785

Same person who caped for Bowie

"Is one of my favorite movies but not anymore"

Morrigan is such a shallow person.

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Serious story: I avoided seeing Leon: The Professional for most of my life because I for some reason assumed it was a movie with weird underage-sex undertones.

Apparently my brain wasn't entirely off base.

Woof.

 :lol

Is not like it was not well known, but okay.

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« Reply #8822 on: May 19, 2018, 05:26:31 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/david-bowie-january-8th-1947-january-10th-2016.15455/page-2

Yikes, resetera should prob go back and ban all these pedo defenders.
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« Reply #8823 on: May 19, 2018, 05:26:39 PM »
 This is at least the second time in a year that there's been a topic about Besson being a creep and it fuckin' cracks me up whenever people find out and say shit like "Oh my God, I can't believe it! I don't think I can I enjoy Leon, a movie about a forty year old manchild with a crush on a 12 year old, ever again!"

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« Reply #8824 on: May 19, 2018, 05:32:32 PM »
The 12 yo has the crush on the 40 yo manchild. :doge

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« Reply #8825 on: May 19, 2018, 05:40:21 PM »
that makes Besson look even worse!

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« Reply #8826 on: May 19, 2018, 05:40:43 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/french-director-luc-besson-accused-of-drugging-raping-actress.43605/page-2#post-8104785

Same person who caped for Bowie

"Is one of my favorite movies but not anymore"

Morrigan is such a shallow person.

Though to be fair, in her defence, <insert argument here>.

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« Reply #8827 on: May 19, 2018, 05:42:43 PM »


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« Reply #8829 on: May 19, 2018, 05:48:44 PM »
Also even when I was young something always skeeved me out about the screenshots I saw of the professional; the way Portman was framed and shot. :kobeyuck
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« Reply #8831 on: May 19, 2018, 05:50:06 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/would-you-be-locked-up-for-thought-crimes.43595/  :doge

Let me guess... "I wish to murder and beat people but i don't actually do it so im a good guy anyway".

Nah my dudes, if your mind is full of fuck, most of the things stopping you are societies expectation and punishment if you do not meet those expectations.

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« Reply #8832 on: May 19, 2018, 05:51:38 PM »
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I frequently fantasise about killing people *cough* *Trump* *cough* so absolutely.
oh ok well that’s fine.

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« Reply #8833 on: May 19, 2018, 05:53:24 PM »
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Fortunately, there is a difference between someones thoughts and their actions. If everyone acted exactly how they thought, we would be on a planet of sociopaths.
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« Reply #8835 on: May 19, 2018, 05:56:17 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/bill-maher-has-some-harsh-truths-about-the-mueller-investigation.43569/page-5

Glad we cleared up that Bill Maher is not an ally of Resetera!  :wag

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Just because he is "on our side" politically does not mean we should allow him into conversation.

Bill Maher no! Amir0x yes! If you take into account he didn't know what he was doing was illegal.

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« Reply #8836 on: May 19, 2018, 05:56:33 PM »
I think these latest Disney movies are overrated. Lock me up.

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« Reply #8837 on: May 19, 2018, 05:57:02 PM »
I wonder if resetera would be ok with someone having racist or transphobic thoughts but never acting on them or letting such poison influence their day to day decision making... surely that’s less disturbing than fantasizing about killing people all the time
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« Reply #8838 on: May 19, 2018, 06:18:05 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/nyt-opinion-section-prints-another-israeli-propaganda-piece.43614/

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Yep, sounds like the New York Times. You've all cancelled your subscriptions, right?

The thread right below:

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NYT Bombshell: Don Jr met with middle-east princes (and Israel operative) in Trump Tower to affect 2016 election outcome

Why is PoliRee so dumb?

Because feelings are the most important thing in the world

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« Reply #8839 on: May 19, 2018, 06:24:08 PM »
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Most, if not all, porn games have been targeted (their devs simply aren't running around whining about it).

It will apparently require changes for those games to remain listed (nothing has been pulled yet).

It'll be interesting to see what Valve's sticking point is here, though I certainly won't shed any tears if these games get removed from sale.

“Valve just made money from the for years and throw them under the bus. Fucking entitled devs.”

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« Reply #8840 on: May 19, 2018, 06:24:35 PM »
I wonder if resetera would be ok with someone having racist or transphobic thoughts but never acting on them or letting such poison influence their day to day decision making... surely that’s less disturbing than fantasizing about killing people all the time

No, fantasizing about killing racists and transphobic people aka alt-right, aka Nazis, aka everyone not us is a-ok, that way we can ban guns after we've had a completely justified bloodbath of those evil people.  Mhm.
If the civil war between the pussy hat people and the Alex Jones' fans who've stocked up on beans, bazooka's and machine guns for the past 10 years breaks out it better be live streamed.  :rejoice
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« Reply #8841 on: May 19, 2018, 07:02:35 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/bill-maher-has-some-harsh-truths-about-the-mueller-investigation.43569/page-5

Glad we cleared up that Bill Maher is not an ally of Resetera!  :wag

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Just because he is "on our side" politically does not mean we should allow him into conversation.

Bill Maher no! Amir0x yes! If you take into account he didn't know what he was doing was illegal.

lol this thread.

"I dont need evidence to know he's racist"

"Ok then I dont evidence to know he's not racist"

ONE of these people got banned for arguing in bad faith, funny that

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« Reply #8842 on: May 19, 2018, 08:13:24 PM »
Stinkles catching feels in the Halo online mod thread :lol

https://www.resetera.com/posts/8111787/

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« Reply #8843 on: May 19, 2018, 08:25:09 PM »
Alimnassor has to be some sort of troll. He makes TestofTide look sane in comparison.

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« Reply #8844 on: May 19, 2018, 08:31:17 PM »

"Also using the word “starving” for a wholly optional entertainment experience does a disservice to PC players who want games that are made, scaled or tuned specificically for that platform."


What a bunch of bullshit. "PC players don't actually care about Halo because it's not tailor made for PC." Since when is the PC player base vocal about their desire for platform exclusives? PC nerds don't give a shit about that, shit they'll take whatever dogshit port they can get and just patch it themselves later :lol

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« Reply #8845 on: May 19, 2018, 08:34:25 PM »
Stinkles catching feels in the Halo online mod thread :lol

https://www.resetera.com/posts/8111787/

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Why didn’t Sony make Uncharted for PC? Why isn’t Nintendo making Mario for PlayStation

1) Those companies have NO history of having one of those on PC (if you don't count Zelda CDI in a sense) and 2) those companies don't have a history of TWO games being ported before stopping.

You'd have a point if Halo 1 and 2 did not have PC (and Mac/Linux[?]) ports. But, they do and when you stopped PC players begged for Halo 3. You obliged... in Russia... with a F2P version you shut down. Fans then said "fuck you" and made their own casino with hookers and blackjack. You can't be pissed when one: The game is using Bungie's code (nearly, IIRC since it's basically nearly 1:1 with the Halo 3 engine) and two, those fans are playing it SIMPLY because you've been sitting on your ass hoping PC players would just buy an X-box for it.

"Our budget" doesn't mean shit when your main company FOCUSES ON PC (or did until recently, welcome to "the cloud" era), moron.
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« Reply #8846 on: May 19, 2018, 08:44:22 PM »
Alimnassor has to be some sort of troll. He makes TestofTide look sane in comparison.
No he just woke’d to the political arena on the election of trump and post-trump social media histrionics despite not really giving a shit before nor having the attention span to digest relevant information, just fart out sentiments and babble. See also rpgcrazied.
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« Reply #8847 on: May 19, 2018, 08:47:17 PM »
That's what makes that 'two decades of strategy and planning around one ecosystem' such bullshit. Two decades ago Halo was technically a Mac exclusive, and when it eventually wasn't, it came out on the fucking PC

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« Reply #8848 on: May 19, 2018, 09:32:37 PM »
You sound like every other entitled twat online.  A company "can't be pissed" because someone stole the actual code?  LOL wtf is this?  Are you 12 and have never had a job?

Yes, a company can't be pissed that a market segment took matters into their own hands with stolen code and did something after 12+ years of being ignored.

Blame yourself or god, in other words. This E3 MS has to announce a Halo collection for PC or they can be damn sure that Halo Online's rejigged code-base will be torrented to shit no matter how often they try to stop it's distribution. The ball is in their court now. They are the ones that decide if they will capitulate to fan demands or not.

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« Reply #8849 on: May 19, 2018, 09:35:15 PM »
"can't be pissed" is the absolute dumbest way to frame a conversation about a company protecting their IP;  seriously lol.

*shrug* You're making a mountain out of a molehill. Do they have a reason to litigate? Sure. Can they be pissed/surprised/whatever the fuck you want to call it when fans say "fuck you, you had your chance" and do something with code that was provided on the platform? Nope. Do not be surprised if fans on a platform that had releases that were suddenly stopped take matters into their own hands.

Again: This E3 is where MS either tells PC fans "we understand. We're going to port our shit to your platform now. We're sorry it took us so long to listen to you" or "fuck you. Try to get our shit on the platform now! *Streisand Effect intensifies*"

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« Reply #8850 on: May 19, 2018, 09:40:07 PM »
and seriously how stupid do people have to be to spend their time creating something like that?

Stupid enough to see that Halo Online is literally Halo 3 just ported to PC without the campaign mode and the ability/time to rejig it to NOT need MS's servers to play it (since it was already P2P on consoles lol?).

I do not doubt that they did not know they were going to be litigated. Why do you think they were quiet about it after the first C&D and then "0.6 is where we're nearly Halo 3-like" was announced and released within 1-2 days?

It's like fan remake projects like A2MR, just not done stupidly where they announce it 1-2 years out before it's even ready to release. Also a lot of these folks that worked on the project do not like the series' direction post-Bungie/Reach release. So the fact that Halo Online was just a modified Halo 3 with Reach's blooming aim effect meant a lot of it could be fixed to put it back into a Halo 3 state/a release they enjoyed. Why wouldn't they spend the time on it?

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« Reply #8851 on: May 19, 2018, 09:46:16 PM »
I just dont' see how any rational person's reaction to this story wouldn't be "Oh, yeah, of course MS is stopping that."

I think you're missing my point: I can see why MS would do it. But I really couldn't care as a person that wants to see MS actually put effort into PC gaming again. They had two releases, (well 3 if you include Halo Wars 1's PC port on Steam and like 2 more mobile ports and Halo Wars 2 on Win Store [lol at Win Store]) they stopped. There was a market there, the market begged them to release more titles. MS didn't. Until they made an attempt on said Market in Russia where said Market jumps on the chance to do what MS wouldn't.

I can't really care if MS has a legal right in that case, because they clearly did not listen to a market segment. So, once again: The ball is in MS's court. They have to announce a PC port of Halo 3 (or Master Chief Collection or...) to at least show that they understand there's a market demand there and that they'll attempt to listen to people wanting to throw money at them. If they don't, do not be surprised/pissy that the "stolen code" is going to be torrented to shit a la Streisand Effect because you don't want to give the market what it wants when you gave them a freebie/way to do what you won't.

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« Reply #8852 on: May 19, 2018, 09:52:53 PM »
lol. Whiny port begging bitch because I side with fans that want a release of a twelve+ year old title? :lol

Stay pressed, dude. You have this tendency to take the moral high-road of "lol those idiots amirite" and then someone explains why someone would feel that way you still have that stuck-up attitude.

Edit: Also are you Frankie just under a different alt than his official one here? Because clearly you seem really bothered by the fact that fans wanted a way to play the game on a platform that should've had a release a long while ago when previous entries did.

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« Reply #8853 on: May 19, 2018, 09:54:54 PM »
Didn't they also release Halo 5 on W10 but it was only the level editor? :doge

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« Reply #8854 on: May 19, 2018, 09:58:55 PM »
@Coax: Yes. Which was designed to make it "easier to design levels for Halo 5 proper" with the Halo 5 File Server or whatever being "cross-platform." People were like "WTF, that's utterly useless to us" so they threw a bone of making custom-games. The problem is: They didn't fix the "multiplayer portion" to make it "fit" on PC keyboard controls. It has this slow-sluggish speed that the other PC entries don't have because it's clearly meant to be played with a controller/no effort to appease folks. So a lot of the folks that were willing to crawl through shit to have a "Halo PC multiplayer" gave up and went to this because it at least doesn't have that sluggish feel. :lol

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« Reply #8855 on: May 19, 2018, 10:13:22 PM »
I don't know what's crazier

1. PC gamers giving a fuck about Halo

2. People defending stealing other peoples code and trying to legitimize it.

or

3. riotous thinking most people on the bore ever had real jobs


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« Reply #8856 on: May 19, 2018, 10:28:05 PM »
Besson is a werdo, but I never got the impression that Leon was into Matilda at all. He was like a father to her and he got grossed out everytime she would ‘hit’ on him. Maltilda is a super emotional 12yo who just lost her entire family, so she sees Leon as a rl Superman and a protector.

Isnt there a scene when she goes “ i think i love you “ and Leon spits out his milk all over his plants and he tells her to forget about it because she’s a kid. I seem to remember a scene like this.

I think His friend Tony even tells her (?) about Leon’s traumatic past in France where the father of his fiance refused to let them marry because Leon was poor and he ended up killing the father in a fight and running away to America.

So yeah, Matilda gets all OMG SO ROMANTIC about leon’s story. It’s some real life Romeo and Juliette stuff so thats why she gets so much into him

And leon sees her like a daughter, it gives him a feel of normality. Dude has been an assassin living like an hermit for like 20 years.

Anyhow. I’m pretty  :doge at people claiming it’s a pedofest.

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« Reply #8857 on: May 19, 2018, 10:31:11 PM »
Besson met his 15 year old child-bearing bride when she was 12; soooooo.
She was the blue opera singer in The Fifth Element, and in Leon, the young girl who is the ‘girlfriend’ of the mobster he kills in the intro

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« Reply #8858 on: May 19, 2018, 10:42:00 PM »
From the script:

(Image removed from quote.)

That's just a draft. Creators are always working out the kinks in a draft, like whether or not it should have a pedophilic lovemaking scene, etc. Obviously in the end Besson felt the movie didn't need one, and by god he was right!

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« Reply #8859 on: May 19, 2018, 10:47:36 PM »
From the script:

(Image removed from quote.)

That's just a draft. Creators are always working out the kinks in a draft, like whether or not it should have a pedophilic lovemaking scene, etc. Obviously in the end Besson felt the movie didn't need one, and by god he was right!
Besson is french isn't he? he probably was ok with it and only took it out for american audiences. In a lot of other countries it's still not pedo to have relations with a consenting female if she's gotten her period.  But riotous would know more about that than i would :yeshrug

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« Reply #8860 on: May 19, 2018, 10:56:21 PM »
Your weird obsession with the fact I fuck 19 year old's is really HAWT.

when you were pushing 40 you sick old man...

yeah it does makes me hot   :shh

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« Reply #8861 on: May 19, 2018, 11:02:05 PM »
I was 31, guyo.
Did you have a wedding and did her parents approve?

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« Reply #8862 on: May 19, 2018, 11:25:59 PM »
I was 31, guyo.
ehh still not ok. I get it, but not ok.

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« Reply #8863 on: May 19, 2018, 11:29:04 PM »
I was 31, guyo.
ehh still not ok. I get it, but not ok.
  :thinking

19 year olds are adults my guy.

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« Reply #8864 on: May 19, 2018, 11:32:01 PM »
I was 31, guyo.
ehh still not ok. I get it, but not ok.
  :thinking

19 year olds are adults my guy.

Call me a prude but a 22 26 year age gap where teens are concerned is a bit much. Note I did not say "evil" or "sick," just not ok.

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« Reply #8865 on: May 19, 2018, 11:34:26 PM »
I was 31, guyo.
ehh still not ok. I get it, but not ok.
  :thinking

19 year olds are adults my guy.

Call me a prude but a 22 26 year age gap where teens are concerned is a bit much. Note I did not say "evil" or "sick," just not ok.
31-19= 12 years.
40-19= 21 years.

Anything is ok depending if the woman is ok with it at that point.

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« Reply #8866 on: May 19, 2018, 11:36:04 PM »
Well shit. I suck simple addition.

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« Reply #8867 on: May 19, 2018, 11:48:22 PM »
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While there are legitimate concerns about games that may have underage sexualization, that doesn't mean all of the games included in this news are of that ilk. Let's not derail the thread with generalizations such as that.

Hey Hecht, here is a suggestion: ban or warn the people that are derailing the thread because is obvious they are starring shit.

Hey ChrisEvans in that thread, here is a suggestion: be less obvious and try to be funny.

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« Reply #8868 on: May 19, 2018, 11:56:07 PM »
riotous, I’m watching 13 Reasons Why. In what order would you fuck the characters from it?
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« Reply #8869 on: May 20, 2018, 12:01:44 AM »
I’m only on season I’ve been lazy today. Long week at work.
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« Reply #8870 on: May 20, 2018, 12:04:16 AM »
They really need a hot AC Slater type. I guess Alex will have to do.
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« Reply #8871 on: May 20, 2018, 12:34:47 AM »
I don't think it's unexpected or unfair for MS to litigate their own code back, but it's disappointing and I don't think there's an argument to be made that it's in the favor of the consumer. Passion projects like Halo online and WoW legacy servers crop up in the absence of official options, not as alternatives to them. People would be lining up to throw money at the most basic Halo collection, and it's not like Microsoft haven't flirted with doing just that in the past; the Halo titles have been in the Steam registry for years. Maybe they're worried about bringing sub par ports to the PC, but what damage could that do to the Halo brand that the MCC and 343's tenure with the franchise hasn't done already? Shit, Square Enix has thrown up the most embarrassing ports imaginable of some of their most classic titles, and they consistently hit the top sellers on release, and it does nothing to impede sales of their big budget titles.

I know it's completely unreasonable to expect this of companies, but it would be nice if the first instinct was to build on these projects instead of killing them outright and doing their own. It worked out well enough for Sonic Mania, and shit knows Icefrog and PlayerUnknown did great for the companies that scooped them up.

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« Reply #8872 on: May 20, 2018, 03:14:33 AM »
Halo on PC kind of sucked because of the above factors;  the slow movement felt off as fuck, and everything about it just wasn't.. well.. tuned for the PC.   Stinkles sounds overly defensive but there is some truth to the idea that it never really made for a great PC experience.
That was Gearbox's fault though more than anything inherent in Halo's design.

One reason it was off IIRC is that they didn't fix the physics to account for more than a locked framerate of 30fps or something. That was why the weight and everything was off, it even causes the Warthogs to sometimes get stuck endlessly spinning if you go around a corner at too fast of framerate. (This is also one of the more common "bad console port" era* problems, it's hardly exclusive to Halo.)

I'm sure Bungie would have accounted for that if they weren't focused on making the consoles release date and a sequel and were doing the PC port themselves. Notably, Halo 2 was ported by Microsoft themselves reportedly at Bungie's request rather than farmed out.

*Arguably GTA III has the worst console port from a design flaw standpoint, the PS2 fillrate is so high that a simple auto-cull of non-visible polygons will save your framerate, so GTA III draws everything even if it's completely hidden by blocks of buildings. (It also has an incredibly rudimentary texture streaming setup, again, it's saved by the fillrate.) The PC version's framerate will tank on hardware of the time because of this, Vice City doesn't draw anything hidden, so on the same hardware you can get twice to sometimes ten times the framerate despite Vice City's arguably heavier graphics load elsewhere like textures/lighting/etc. I assume Rockstar fixed this in the Xbox port or else the Xbox would have had the same issues yet I don't recall it having them.

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« Reply #8873 on: May 20, 2018, 03:14:41 AM »
Although the last time I put an appendage in a 19 year old I was 35.

Did you film it
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« Reply #8874 on: May 20, 2018, 03:22:53 AM »
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Why didn’t Sony make Uncharted for PC? Why isn’t Nintendo making Mario for PlayStation

1) Those companies have NO history of having one of those on PC (if you don't count Zelda CDI in a sense) and 2) those companies don't have a history of TWO games being ported before stopping.


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The CD-I games (there were also Mario titles, Hotel Mario is the main one I remember) was due to the contract regarding the SNES CD, when both Sony and Phillips were attached to the project Nintendo didn't want to make CD games so basically the contracts said Nintendo would keep making carts, and the other company would make the CD games, but obviously there needed to be CD Mario games to sell the thing. The Sony deal fell apart but the Phillips one was actually signed. So Nintendo had to allow them to make so many Mario and Zelda titles, but basically washed their hands of the project and told people like Miyamoto to not help them or anything.

To make this relevant to 2018...the Zelda games were developed by...RUSSIANS. :putin
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benjipwns

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Re: The Other Forums Thread for Other Forums
« Reply #8875 on: May 20, 2018, 03:33:50 AM »
I dunno why you care this much tbh. The whole thing is supposed to be amusing, not a fact finding mission with blurred witnesses.
not surprised frequent mod applicant freenudemacusers would want witnesses easily identified so which knees to be broken and car tires to be slashed and "random fires in residence" to be started didn't require any work on his end to identify the targets

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Re: The Other Forums Thread for Other Forums
« Reply #8876 on: May 20, 2018, 03:46:37 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/posts/8040652/
This post triggers the fuck out of me. list multiple ashton kutcher and jennifer aniston romcoms as your favorite comedies of all time brehs
the funniest part of watching The Heat on TNT or whatever was how much better of a comedic actress Sandra Bullock was by far than "comedian" Melissa McCarthy

and how Paul Feig took all the wrong lessons from his first successful gender flipped surprise blockbuster hit
Quote from: he says about a film starring Sandra Bullock
“People wanted to have fun this summer and they wanted to see strong women being funny,” Feig said. “It’s really breaking down the Hollywood prejudice about putting women in lead roles. After ‘Bridesmaids’ and then this, I feel like we’re really breaking down the wall. Look, movies starring women and funny women can make money, so lets make more.”

and how Bullock killed off a sequel because she said she's done enough bad sequels for her career and basically suggested that Feig wouldn't know a good idea from a bad one...so they made Spy instead before moving onto Ghostbusters, which ended discrimination against women forever

so guess Paul had the last laugh over Sandra "probably secret Trump supporter" Bullock

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Re: The Other Forums Thread for Other Forums
« Reply #8877 on: May 20, 2018, 04:11:28 AM »
Halo 2 < FF8 < FF12
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Re: The Other Forums Thread for Other Forums
« Reply #8878 on: May 20, 2018, 08:32:30 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/palestinians-want-freedom-just-like-anyone-else.43708/

And we will give them freedom by going crazy on a internet forum.

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Re: The Other Forums Thread for Other Forums
« Reply #8879 on: May 20, 2018, 08:37:40 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/eurogamer-leaks-suggest-retro-studios-making-star-fox-racing-spin-off-also-heard-by-egs-sources.42395/page-123

Horny furries coming out the woodwork in a Starfox thread. That's why this series sucks. Well that, and the fact that only the first game is really good.