Weeaboo’s perpetual wet blanket.
May she bless up by being triggered for us.
Hail (that’s hello for you uncultured Protestants) Era,
The triggered is with thee,
Blessed art thou among forums,
And Blessed is the fruit of thy toilet feed, Sweet Nicole
Holy Era, daughter of Gaf,
Please ban all of us sinners,
Now and at the hour of when video game companies stop making girls sexy.
Ramen.
Do the sign of the Triggered.

After confessing you played a video game with problematic content you must say this five times.