I once knew a girl who liked Bernie. She was nice enough - the helpful type, you know. Always looking out for me.
Of course, Resetera educated me on the danger of Berniebros, and how they're really all out to destroy the Democratic party for their own games.
So obviously I told her we couldn't talk anymore and I was cancelling my Christmas travel plans.
I do miss my mother sometimes, but with our country at stake, some things are just more important, you know?