Author Topic: Nothing is Constant Except Change: The Global Climate Thread (Read 56455 times)

Nintex · « **Reply #300 on:** October 19, 2021, 02:53:27 PM »

If you fix the climate you get $100 million from Musk

https://www.xprize.org/prizes/elonmusk

I wonder how the world reacts if someone solves it because a whole lot of people will be out of a job if they do.

team filler · « **Reply #301 on:** October 19, 2021, 05:29:56 PM »

he could just hire mexicans to do it at half the cost

team filler · « **Reply #302 on:** December 09, 2021, 01:14:57 PM »

chronovore · « **Reply #303 on:** December 17, 2021, 05:33:08 AM »

http://twitter.com/jchaltiwanger/status/1471625411113148423

chronovore · « **Reply #304 on:** March 02, 2022, 12:02:38 AM »

https://apnews.com/article/climate-science-europe-united-nations-weather-8d5e277660f7125ffdab7a833d9856a3

Nintex · « **Reply #305 on:** March 02, 2022, 09:31:50 AM »

Thank god Europe has come to its senses and we're back on nuclear energy. "Green" biomass was just making things worse.

Raist · « **Reply #306 on:** March 16, 2022, 02:15:26 PM »

https://svs.gsfc.nasa.gov/4975

Kurt Russell · « **Reply #307 on:** March 16, 2022, 06:05:22 PM »

Quote from: Raist on March 16, 2022, 02:15:26 PM

https://svs.gsfc.nasa.gov/4975

Thank Christ, it's fucking freezing lately.

james · « **Reply #308 on:** March 20, 2022, 09:45:15 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/MichaelEMann/status/1505699981981884428

chronovore · « **Reply #309 on:** March 20, 2022, 10:05:52 PM »

http://twitter.com/ntsafos/status/1502343694762090497

james · « **Reply #310 on:** March 23, 2022, 12:28:05 AM »

Perfectly normal stuff

https://twitter.com/RobyChavez_504/status/1506429826084839431

chronovore · « **Reply #311 on:** April 21, 2022, 10:56:11 PM »

Happy Earth Day, motherfuckers.

The Google landing page is terrifying. Leads to this today.

james · « **Reply #312 on:** June 14, 2022, 05:09:33 PM »

https://twitter.com/US_Stormwatch/status/1536588723508219904

https://twitter.com/YellowstoneNPS/status/1536470361210077184

https://twitter.com/MitchBWilletts/status/1536742511942696960

https://twitter.com/ScottDuncanWX/status/1536364734613790721

Anyone else want to watch the Day After Tomorrow this weekend?

chronovore · « **Reply #313 on:** July 15, 2022, 01:26:25 AM »

https://www.washingtonpost.com/us-policy/2022/07/14/manchin-climate-tax-bbb/

Manchin is a wretched creature.

Nintex · « **Reply #314 on:** July 15, 2022, 02:22:35 PM »

There's also good news. After freeing themselves from the Gazprom 'greens' lobby the EU and Japan are going all in on nuclear energy again.

One of the most safest and cleanest forms of energy.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #315 on:** July 15, 2022, 04:15:23 PM »

that's not snow, that's cocaine

chronovore · « **Reply #316 on:** July 17, 2022, 04:42:11 AM »

http://twitter.com/melanie_vogel_/status/1548235398538702851

Nintex · « **Reply #317 on:** July 17, 2022, 05:55:42 AM »

By climate inaction she means cutting lifestock, endangering the food supply, burning trees for energy, blocking nuclear energy, limiting defense spending and buying all our energy from Gazprom.
Also every person chased from Africa and the Middle East by their best friends Xi and Putin should come and live in this "hellscape". You know 'green' policies.

If you don't like it Melanie, just go live in Greenland. Perfectly on brand for you greens and plenty of space for your friends.

chronovore · « **Reply #318 on:** July 18, 2022, 07:36:01 AM »

https://grist.org/agriculture/heatflation-how-hot-temperatures-drive-inflation-food-prices/

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #319 on:** July 25, 2022, 12:14:53 PM »

Occam · « **Reply #320 on:** July 27, 2022, 10:06:59 AM »

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/jul/27/tire-deflators-suv-new-york-climate-crisis

Uncle · « **Reply #321 on:** July 27, 2022, 10:18:22 AM »

Quote from: Occam on July 27, 2022, 10:06:59 AM

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/jul/27/tire-deflators-suv-new-york-climate-crisis

best way to fight back against this would be to organize a group that lets the air out of ALL vehicle tires indiscriminately, and leave a note saying "this is happening because of the SUV-deflating group -- it will stop when they stop"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #322 on:** August 15, 2022, 10:27:24 PM »

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/wozs5t/this_was_printed_110_years_ago_today/

james · « **Reply #323 on:** August 29, 2022, 07:47:22 PM »

Pakistan has fallen

https://twitter.com/vanessa_vash/status/1564291967529394184

https://twitter.com/INTELPSF/status/1563075096289284097

https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1564385657295843328

Nintex · « **Reply #324 on:** August 30, 2022, 03:50:47 PM »

https://twitter.com/sassenvanelsloo/status/1564515011258732544

chronovore · « **Reply #325 on:** August 30, 2022, 06:51:00 PM »

We are warming up overall, but some of the cold gets colder, creating extreme conditions. “Global warming“ is overall accurate, but to clarify for the dubious, “global climate change“ may be easier to understand.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/aug/30/us-fossil-fuel-firm-aloha-petroleum-sues-insurer-aig-for-refusing-to-cover-climate-lawsuit

This is almost certainly going to be handled similar to tobacco industry litigation: the parent company will finance as much legal help as needed to ensure that the president they want is set. I hope there are more lawsuits like this tying them up, holding them responsible for their miss information campaigns.

Uncle · « **Reply #326 on:** August 30, 2022, 07:41:04 PM »

the tweet above isn't a dumb "dey said global warming but I'm freezin my ass off!!" sentiment, it's true, this is something volcanoes do

a study suggests that this effect will be lessened by warming, but it will continue to happen

https://www.cam.ac.uk/stories/volcanoesandclimate

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #327 on:** August 31, 2022, 07:21:56 AM »

No one is debating that climate change isn't affected by more than CO2 though. Climate change is a natural thing that has always happened. But that is not the public conversation we are having, which is about man-made climate change. Humans aren't going around setting off volcanos for funsies or pushing continents away from the poles or making earth's orbit wabble or any of the many other things that affect climate that isn't greenhouse gasses. These natural phenomena are not why the earth is warming as fast as it is. Rational people already understand this and so when one brings up other climate-changing phenomena and says 'well what about this?' they have either missed the point or they are purposefully inserting a red herring into the conversation. The tweet above is less a dumb "dey said global warming but I'm freezin my ass off!!" sentiment, and more a dumb "im going to be contrarian and 'well actually' this whole climate change thing because I think it makes me look smart" sentiment.

Nintex · « **Reply #328 on:** September 01, 2022, 05:58:48 PM »

https://twitter.com/ShellenbergerMD/status/1565191679744741377

Greenpeace bats for big beautiful coal over nuclear energy.

chronovore · « **Reply #329 on:** September 05, 2022, 09:20:39 PM »

http://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1566830993629118469

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #330 on:** September 08, 2022, 08:47:48 AM »

https://scitechdaily.com/previously-unknown-loss-of-antarctic-ice-discovered-by-nasa-antarctica-is-crumbling-at-its-edges/

The scientists found that the edge of the ice sheet has been shedding icebergs faster than the ice can be replaced. This surprising finding doubles previous estimates of ice loss from the Antarctic’s floating ice shelves since 1997, from 6 trillion to 12 trillion metric tons.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #331 on:** October 14, 2022, 03:15:43 PM »

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/fishing-alaska-snow-crab-season-canceled-investigation-climate-change/

Alaska snow crab season canceled as officials investigate disappearance of an estimated 1 billion crabs

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An estimated one billion crabs have mysteriously disappeared in two years, state officials said. It marks a 90% drop in their population.

Tasty · « **Reply #332 on:** October 14, 2022, 03:30:43 PM »

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/10/14/arts/design/soup-van-gogh-sunflowers-climate.html

Fuck these people.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #333 on:** October 14, 2022, 07:27:39 PM »

can't read that one

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-63254878

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London's National Gallery confirmed it is now back in place, about six hours after the soup incident.

The gallery said earlier the painting was covered by glass and therefore not damaged.

Meh

Uncle · « **Reply #334 on:** October 14, 2022, 07:56:55 PM »

the eternal debate:

"oh they didn't really cause any damage so no harm done, good protest"

vs.

"they didn't cause any damage which means their protest is ultimately ignorable as it barely inconvenienced anyone, they need to take more drastic action next time to be heard"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #335 on:** October 27, 2022, 11:17:41 AM »

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/oct/27/climate-crisis-un-pathway-1-5-c

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There is “no credible pathway to 1.5C in place”, the UN’s environment agency has said, and the failure to reduce carbon emissions means the only way to limit the worst impacts of the climate crisis is a “rapid transformation of societies”.

Nintex · « **Reply #336 on:** November 05, 2022, 02:30:45 PM »

https://twitter.com/SybrenKooistra/status/1588868481751343104

https://twitter.com/ErnstKuiper/status/1588887420530851840

Finally a climate protest that makes sense.

chronovore · « **Reply #337 on:** November 09, 2022, 08:19:42 PM »

I read that private jets were more practical than the larger jets, overall. I mean, yeah, jets are generally bad and we should switch to dirigibles for transoceanic flights, but the big problem is still China's disproportionate output of CO2 -- despite its population.

Nintex · « **Reply #338 on:** December 12, 2022, 01:05:34 PM »

https://twitter.com/Xbox/status/1602362764521082891

Nintex · « **Reply #339 on:** December 19, 2022, 02:08:15 PM »

https://twitter.com/JamesMelville/status/1604771215624790016

I'm waiting for the clip where the climate terrorist accidentally cause a gas leak and explosion

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #340 on:** December 19, 2022, 04:24:17 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on December 19, 2022, 02:08:15 PM

https://twitter.com/JamesMelville/status/1604771215624790016

I'm waiting for the clip where the climate terrorist accidentally cause a gas leak and explosion

10 police show up for 2 girls with a glass breaker

meanwhile 2 streets over in london someone is probably getting stabbed to death

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #341 on:** December 19, 2022, 05:20:00 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on December 19, 2022, 02:08:15 PM

https://twitter.com/JamesMelville/status/1604771215624790016

I'm waiting for the clip where the climate terrorist accidentally cause a gas leak and explosion

simp with the backpack getting pounced while hammer girl is like ' eyh' he's not strugglin"

Nintex · « **Reply #342 on:** December 19, 2022, 05:56:46 PM »

HOT FUZZ on the scene.

Just look at 'em jump the fence.

What's wrong mate? Never taken a shortcut before?

james · « **Reply #343 on:** January 01, 2023, 11:06:59 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/extremetemps/status/1609572080604925952

Nintex · « **Reply #344 on:** January 20, 2023, 06:45:35 PM »

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1615705865146736641

You can probably save the planet by shutting down your jumbotron karen

chronovore · « **Reply #345 on:** March 22, 2023, 10:59:54 AM »

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/20/ipcc-report-on-climate-un-scientists-call-for-course-correction.html

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“The climate time bomb is ticking. But today’s IPCC report is a how-to guide to defuse the climate time bomb. It is a survival guide for humanity,” U.N. Secretary-General António Guterres said on Monday.

“As it shows, the 1.5-degree limit is achievable. But it will take a quantum leap in climate action.” Guterres described the report as a “clarion call to massively fast-track climate efforts by every country and every sector and on every timeframe.”

He added, “In short, our world needs climate action on all fronts — everything, everywhere, all at once.”

Himu · « **Reply #346 on:** March 22, 2023, 11:01:34 AM »

Nintex · « **Reply #347 on:** April 16, 2023, 04:17:13 PM »

In Germany the climate zealots are celebrating and got what they wanted. The last remaining Nuclear Power plants have been shut down.
Replaced by coal and expensive imported energy.

Kurt Russell · « **Reply #348 on:** April 17, 2023, 08:14:28 AM »

Quote from: Nintex on April 16, 2023, 04:17:13 PM

expensive imported energy.

james · « **Reply #349 on:** July 20, 2023, 02:51:36 PM »

https://twitter.com/LeonSimons8/status/1682054793106280449

Now we just need a Cat 6 mega-typhoon to wipe Florida off the map, inshallah

chronovore · « **Reply #350 on:** July 22, 2023, 09:01:41 PM »

https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/156hn28/its_getting_hot_in_here_oc/

chronovore · « **Reply #351 on:** July 26, 2023, 09:36:00 PM »

http://twitter.com/edgarrmcgregor/status/1684351607893553152

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