Author Topic: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson is back and now he's IMMORTAL from owning the libs  (Read 863 times)

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benjipwns

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https://www.thedailybeast.com/duck-dynasty-boss-on-health-care-i-dont-need-it-because-i-have-immortality-given-to-me-by-god
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I already have health care. It’s given to me by God. Eternal health care. I’m guaranteed to be raised from the dead. I have life and immortality given to me by God through Jesus Christ... The temporary reprieve is not worth it. I'm telling [Kamala Harris], I have eternal health care, and it's free! Doctors can give you a little temporary reprieve, but they cannot save you from physical death. The doctors who treat you, they die, too.

Checkmate, EVERYONE.

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Brehvolution

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Shut up and make your duck calls.
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Joe Molotov

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Please stop praying for my grandpa, he’s getting to strong. He broke out of the hospital and no one can stop him.
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Great Rumbler

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When are we gonna get our Duck Dynasty/Bundy Clan cross over?
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bork

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When are we gonna get our Duck Dynasty/Bundy Clan cross over?
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Don Rumata

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When are we gonna get our Duck Dynasty/Bundy Clan cross over?
Eh.. Al Bundy Wasn't Special Or Smart. He Was Just White.