Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson is back and now he's IMMORTAL from owning the libs

[benjipwns]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/duck-dynasty-boss-on-health-care-i-dont-need-it-because-i-have-immortality-given-to-me-by-god

I already have health care. It’s given to me by God. Eternal health care. I’m guaranteed to be raised from the dead. I have life and immortality given to me by God through Jesus Christ... The temporary reprieve is not worth it. I'm telling [Kamala Harris], I have eternal health care, and it's free! Doctors can give you a little temporary reprieve, but they cannot save you from physical death. The doctors who treat you, they die, too.

Checkmate, EVERYONE.

Previous coverage on The Bire that I never considered for a second bumping: ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star: A Vagina Is ‘More Desirable Than A Man’s Anus’

[Brehvolution]

Shut up and make your duck calls.

[Joe Molotov]

Please stop praying for my grandpa, he’s getting to strong. He broke out of the hospital and no one can stop him.

[Great Rumbler]

When are we gonna get our Duck Dynasty/Bundy Clan cross over?

[bork]

When are we gonna get our Duck Dynasty/Bundy Clan cross over?

[Don Rumata]

When are we gonna get our Duck Dynasty/Bundy Clan cross over?

Eh.. Al Bundy Wasn't Special Or Smart. He Was Just White.