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Nintex

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I survived a highway crash
« on: February 08, 2019, 07:31:46 PM »
 :drudge
So I was rear ended on the highway today at 140 km/90mph as I was driving 110 - 120 km or so.
When I noticed the speeding maniac approach in my rear view mirror I hit the gas also, reducing the speed difference between our vehicles.
Alas, I was launched ahead quite a bit when he crashed into me but I managed to keep control of my car and bring it to a standstill after 500 meters or so evading traffic.

When I got back to my senses I stepped out of my car and walked back to the scene and the lights that had appeared. Luckily the other driver was also unharmed.

The back of my car is all fucked up. Hopefully it can be fixed bit I fear it's totalled :'(
The medical staff told me that I would be sore tommorow. But so far I'm feeling fine considering.



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If my car wasn't build like a tank I would be dead. The other dude got lucky with his airbags.

We were quite civil about the whole thing and the police was genuinely surprised that I got away unscatched.
These sorts of accidents are usually fatal or leave permanent disabilities.

Stay safe out there the Bire.
🤴

BisMarckie

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Re: I survived a highway crash
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2019, 07:33:56 PM »
Glad you're okay!









These liberal truckers are out of control!

TVC15

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Re: I survived a highway crash
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2019, 07:40:28 PM »
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Re: I survived a highway crash
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2019, 07:42:10 PM »

shosta

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Re: I survived a highway crash
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2019, 07:42:26 PM »
looks like you foiled my plan. next time won't be so easy.
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TVC15

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Re: I survived a highway crash
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2019, 07:43:08 PM »
Where was Liam Neeson at the time?
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agrajag

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Re: I survived a highway crash
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2019, 07:49:43 PM »
Were you by any chance in costume for the annual Zwarte Piet convention? I heard Liam Neeson was in the Netherlands and super angry.


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agrajag

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Re: I survived a highway crash
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2019, 07:50:24 PM »
yeah, and I don't care if TVC made the joke already, I fleshed it out

shosta

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Re: I survived a highway crash
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2019, 07:51:31 PM »
keep trying to steal his jokes and he'll flesh you out
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agrajag

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Re: I survived a highway crash
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2019, 07:52:46 PM »
keep trying to steal his jokes and he'll flesh you out

that's on brand

agrajag

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Re: I survived a highway crash
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2019, 07:54:51 PM »
As much as I absolutely despise every word you type with the very fiber of my being, I'm glad you are ok.

why you hef to be mad, is only car crash

agrajag

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Re: I survived a highway crash
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2019, 08:04:25 PM »
I'm happy as hell brah.. got muh tendies and muh anime pillow.

do you have your whitewashed disgusting squidbilly loli porn

shosta

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Re: I survived a highway crash
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2019, 08:15:02 PM »
squidbillies was positively the worst show on Adult Swim for a long time
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Mr Gilhaney

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Re: I survived a highway crash
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2019, 08:18:20 PM »
Good to hear you are okay m8

Don Rumata

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Re: I survived a highway crash
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2019, 08:31:42 PM »
Now i see the point in driving a Hummer.

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Re: I survived a highway crash
« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2019, 08:35:55 PM »
Glad you’re okay, Mandark can’t keep getting away with this

BlueTsunami

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Re: I survived a highway crash
« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2019, 09:13:48 PM »
Fucking nintex with that last minute logic accelerating like that. I would have turned up the music and made the sign of the cross
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benjipwns

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Re: I survived a highway crash
« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2019, 09:29:07 PM »
Glad you’re okay, Mandark can’t keep getting away with this
I think Qanon is legit

I wonder what you are all going to do when it turns out there's actually some truth to the Qanon thing.

I'm "bothsideism" on this one as I've seen so much crazy shit these past few years.

:thinking
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Mandark

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Re: I survived a highway crash
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2019, 09:39:23 PM »
This was the car he used to avoid taking a bet on the midterms.

Just sayin'.

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Re: I survived a highway crash
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2019, 11:24:35 PM »
was it muslim refugee that hit you  ???  :-[
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BlueTsunami

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Re: I survived a highway crash
« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2019, 11:25:46 PM »
was it muslim refugee that hit you  ???  :-[

I dont think so, otherwise this would be a thread about lack of insurance
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Bebpo

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Re: I survived a highway crash
« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2019, 11:26:58 PM »
Yikes, glad you're ok!

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Re: I survived a highway crash
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2019, 11:31:16 PM »
Glad you're OK and hope your car isn't totaled!
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Re: I survived a highway crash
« Reply #23 on: February 09, 2019, 12:57:34 AM »
So the impact wasnt that hard since tve speed difference was small.

Did you have winter tires?

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chronovore

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Re: I survived a highway crash
« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2019, 09:23:29 AM »
Glad you're unscathed.