River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Uncle]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/microsoft-will-distribute-more-xbox-titles-through-steam-and-support-win32-games-on-the-windows-store.119836/

I don't have any criticism of this thread it's just good news

more wins for steam  

fuck UWP from the beginning

[Ghoul]

excuse me this is targeted harassment against Epic Game Store. 

[shosta]

riotous, stretched thin across multiple threads arguing with several posters simultaneously, reached for the gun, and

[Lonewulfeus]

rioutiso working overtime with the ball licking.

You didn’t even make an one who incoherently screeches joke about riotous, god you’re worthless.

[marrec]

Whatever happened to Pete Dodd?

He wasted his limited "insider" information on GAF and hasn't gotten any more info since. I only know what he's doing on Twitter, which is mostly sharing video game memes.

[Lonewulfeus]

riotous, stretched thin across multiple threads arguing with several posters simultaneously, reached for the gun, and

realized it had an odd number of bullets in the clip so he took one out that it would be even.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

fuck UWP from the beginning

Yeah, UWP was a much bigger threat to what PC gaming is than the EGS ever will be, so its good to see MS acknowledge it was a fucking disaster (although Ms being MS they'll try it again in a few years, and we can all point to them abandoning UWP as a reason to not invest in whatever closed store proprietary format they try and roll out next)

[Uncle]

fuck UWP from the beginning

Yeah, UWP was a much bigger threat to what PC gaming is than the EGS ever will be, so its good to see MS acknowledge it was a fucking disaster (although Ms being MS they'll try it again in a few years, and we can all point to them abandoning UWP as a reason to not invest in whatever closed store proprietary format they try and roll out next)

It's funny how Tim Sweeney was UWP's biggest industry detractor back in the day and now MS is explicitly abandoning it to release on Steam 

I know, I know, Epic isn't out of the question either

[PogiJones]

Riotous: YOU'RE WRONG, SAGE! LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THESE PEOPLE!
Sage: No, you misunderstood me
Riotous: THAT'S BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE!


Yeah, I used all caps to make you sound more hysterical. What you gonna do about it? Lecture me about something you admit two posts later to knowing nothing about?

[shosta]

alright I'm calling it, let's all chill on riotous, personally I love the guy and think his posts are hilarious

[PogiJones]

Since when did abusing riotous mean we don't like him? 

[PogiJones]

And why do you represent me as all caps?

It's right there in my post you quoted. 

[stufte]

[marrec]

And why do you represent me as all caps?

It's right there in my post you quoted. 

Riotous clearly went to the "marrec School of Reading Other People's Posts"

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

* by that I mean every single one of you because it doesn't matter who I disagree with you all jump to suck each other off about it

Naw, you just have your resetera posting habits actively engaged when you come here, by which I mean you think there's a larger game at work of feints and double bluffs at play and posts have hidden meanings to uncover and agendas to attack.

Resetera IS dying, but its the slow death of irrelevance within a moribund medium, not the big explosive drama of allegations of impropriety by the owner

[nachobro]

If you ran into an asshole on a forum, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you are riotous posting on thebore dot com.

[PogiJones]

For real though, I like riotous.

And in case you misread that, I'll try again: I like riotous.

[marrec]

Y'all are never this nice to me when I get frothy 

[nachobro]

shut up you dumb biatch

[stufte]

Y'all are never this nice to me when I get frothy 

We like you on average more often than REE does. 

[marrec]

 

Y'all are never this nice to me when I get frothy 

We like you on average more often than REE does. 

My own homeland cannot accept my truths

[Lonewulfeus]

Seriously, I like riotous just fine too, stop getting butthurt about jokes in the shitposting thread

[porkbun]

Yeah I guess I'm wrong, but it's damn active:

Resetera ~April 2019: 916809
NeoGAF ~April 2010:  512586
NeoGAF ~April 2012:  866174
NeoGAF ~April 2014: 1215888
NeoGAF ~Aprile 2016: 1236461

Interesting that ~1.5 years ago when I measured for I think it was the month of December NeogAF barely changed; although now that I think about it I probably didn't go back as far as 2006 like I said.

edit: Above is ROUGHLY the posts for the month of April;  although you have to keep in mind late 2013 was the start of a new console generation.  Resetera is currently in the end of generation duldrums.

It might have a lot of posts, but when the majority of them are made by the same core group who are posting and hitting F5 all day, it doesn't really matter.  Doesn't Excelshits have like 35000 posts at this point? 

[Transhuman]

Read like 20 posts but still don't know what the fuck you people are talking about.

God I miss weed

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Blatantly racist

[Cauliflower Of Love]

rioutiso working overtime with the ball licking.

You didn’t even make an one who incoherently screeches joke about riotous, god you’re worthless.

 

[Lonewulfeus]

rioutiso working overtime with the ball licking.

You didn’t even make an one who incoherently screeches joke about riotous, god you’re worthless.

 

I thought you just made a typo

Getting sonned by cauliflower

[PogiJones]

Y'all are never this nice to me when I get frothy 

 

Marrec says dumb things a lot, but I like him 

[PogiJones]

 

[stufte]

No results found for "I like stufte"

 

[HaughtyFrank]

Blatantly racist

Clubs love their "We are not saying no distinguished black fellows, but we saying no distinguished black fellows" policies. They love the culture but hate the people

https://www.resetera.com/threads/chicago-boystown-gay-bar-under-fire-after-rap-music-ban.119873/post-21263916


When they ban hip hop doesn't mean that they hate the culture?

[marrec]

I'll take it!

[Uncle]

I thought everyone liked marrec

[Transhuman]

Glen how come I am you?

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=46348.msg2627285#msg2627285

[FunSlower]

Whatever happened to Pete Dodd?

lmao do you have hours to listen to a tale of trash

[Rufus]

Whatever happened to Pete Dodd?

lmao do you have hours to listen to a tale of trash

I remember Dodd Scientifics crashing and burning. If there's nothing more significant to say after that, then I'm good.

[FunSlower]

Whatever happened to Pete Dodd?

lmao do you have hours to listen to a tale of trash

I remember Dodd Scientifics crashing and burning. If there's nothing more significant to say after that, then I'm good.

it ended up reaching further than just that new website

life really is bad after GAF infamy

[thisismyusername]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/microsoft-will-distribute-more-xbox-titles-through-steam-and-support-win32-games-on-the-windows-store.119836/

I don't have any criticism of this thread it's just good news

more wins for steam  

fuck UWP from the beginning

RIOTIOUS CONTINUING TO BE

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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By the Halo Russian PC fiasco.



Now if only MS would put up Forza Horizon 3 on Steam so I could FINALLY buy it.

#EpicStoreStayLosing

[thisismyusername]

Y'all are never this nice to me when I get frothy 

We like you on average more often than REE does. 

They can keep their transphobe.

[Transhuman]

Glen how come I am you?

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=46348.msg2627285#msg2627285

I would never say that. If anything, I would be in favor of test-tube babies, since I want to see traditional sexual reproduction phased out in favor of cloning over the next century.

I feel like the most sensible form of population control would be governments offering cash incentives for people without children to get vasectomy/tubal ligation.

[shosta]

Ya'll want to see something funnny?

http://noriotous.blogspot.com/

gonna need some backstory on this one

[Lonewulfeus]

He already gave the backstory!  Do none of you read posts?  Riotous was once the power hungry admin of a forum that a cursory google search reveals was called We Crave Games.  His peons rebelled against his fascistic rule and eventually doxxed him and spread pictures of him naked all across the land.  Eventually he used Riotous Sr’s Microsoft connections to scrub as much of the offending material as possible.

[team filler]

[daemon]

My peak of popularity of neogaf:

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/free-copy-of-uncharted-3-for-a-gaffer.450453/


I got a free game so, cool I guess

[stufte]

My peak of popularity of neogaf:

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/free-copy-of-uncharted-3-for-a-gaffer.450453/


I got a free game so, cool I guess

[Transhuman]

Glen how come I am you?

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=46348.msg2627285#msg2627285

I would never say that. If anything, I would be in favor of test-tube babies, since I want to see traditional sexual reproduction phased out in favor of cloning over the next century.

I feel like the most sensible form of population control would be governments offering cash incentives for people without children to get vasectomy/tubal ligation.

How is that more sensible than simply eliminating reproductive organs and sexual desires in the next evolution of humanity? 

All these half measures...

If I learnt anything from the movie Species it's that most people would probably fuck Natasha Henstridge even if it meant certain death.

[daemon]

My peak of popularity of neogaf:

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/free-copy-of-uncharted-3-for-a-gaffer.450453/


I got a free game so, cool I guess

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[BisMarckie]

Y'all are never this nice to me when I get frothy 

 

Marrec says dumb things a lot, but I like him 

Having a link to an old post in which you praise  marrec.

[Nintex]

One of the Gearbox dudebro chads has joined Nintendo.

https://twitter.com/JohnVignocchi/status/1134217066112700416

Watch REEEE go crazy in 3 2 1 .....

[Lonewulfeus]

THAT’s a chad?!

 

[Rufus]

Why would they go crazy? I only know Johnny V as an entertaining guest on Giant Bomb E3 shows.

[Nintex]

Why would they go crazy? I only know Johnny V as an entertaining guest on Giant Bomb E3 shows.

When he gets drunk this guy uses a lot of words that would get him banned on REEEEEE

THAT’s a chad?!

 

A Gearbox chad,

[Bore Expert]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-do-i-become-fast-soon.112164/page-8#post-21275691

Fernando gave it his all 

[PogiJones]

Y'all are never this nice to me when I get frothy 

 

Marrec says dumb things a lot, but I like him 

Having a link to an old post in which you praise  marrec.

I always have it copied to my clipboard 

[benita]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/toy-story-4-tracking-for-150m-domestic-debut-first-day-of-presales-stomp-incredibles-2.119925/#post-21268802

Mod Edit: Reverted Post to a Previous Version

Blows my mind that someone can post something, realise "whoops that went a bit too far", edit it, then some shitheel mod undoes the fucking edit to ban them!

[benita]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-do-i-become-fast-soon.112164/page-8#post-21275691

Fernando gave it his all 

JFC grown men really just organise footraces in carparks like this?

Also lmao at the chump who turned up in athletic gear and still got waxed by 2 dudes in jeans.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

What’s with Timu’s beef with Riotous?

he sucks

[Cauliflower Of Love]

What’s with Timu’s beef with Riotous?

he sucks

You suck.

[Don Rumata]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/toy-story-4-tracking-for-150m-domestic-debut-first-day-of-presales-stomp-incredibles-2.119925/#post-21268802

Mod Edit: Reverted Post to a Previous Version

Blows my mind that someone can post something, realise "whoops that went a bit too far", edit it, then some shitheel mod undoes the fucking edit to ban them!

i had a better idea.. i kick your wife in the back of the legs and fuck her bareback doggy style, just as i am about to nut i whip out nintendoggy 2 and using the dsi i record me covering her mouth and busting up her nostrils as she fingers my taint. bitch.
 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

(BTW i don't have this post on speed dial, i had to google it).

[close]

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/56-of-americans-believe-arabic-numerals-should-not-be-taught-in-schools-study-reveals.119813/post-21251527

A bit off topic, but it's reductionist to call them Arabic numerals. Hindu-Arabic numerals would be a better name.