River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[FunSlower]

I'm not sure I know what Era's mission statement is. What are they trying to build? A little bubble? Or a big one?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

for not wanting to fuck kids?

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/resetera-and-the-pedo-problem.1487380/

Funny you should say that....

[Tasty]

I am so fucking glad that I stopped watching R&M at some point in season 2.

While I'm here: Dunkey can get fucked too.

[BisMarckie]

Close your eyes Klepecks and Resettis of the Woke.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/doax-vv-sets-a-new-low-on-sexualization-of-women-including-minors-nsfw.123248/

Isn't it disingenuous to say that the characters in the game are minors? Obviously is Marie Rose meant to look young, but at the same time do 18 year olds like that exist 

nintendo discord:

[thetylerrob]

I got banned this week too. That'll teach me to talk about games on their shitty site.

[thisismyusername]

I'm permed dumbass

So in addition to EightBitLoser, we're stuck with you now?

[shosta]

I'm not sure I know what Era's mission statement is. What are they trying to build? A little bubble? Or a big one?

Mission Statement
Since its founding in late 2017, ResetEra has been an inviting bonfire at the crossroads of the gaming industry. Our goal is to provide a modern platform where enthusiasts and industry professionals alike will want to talk about all kinds of video games -- and everything else under the sun. Safeguarded by technology, a vigilant staff, and some of the toughest registration screening of any public forum, ResetEra has been able to cultivate a highly active and passionate community while keeping most trolls and bad actors off of the site.

Today ResetEra is the most popular independent gaming forum on the internet as measured by traffic. It is also an inclusive space that proudly welcomes members of every gender, ethnicity, and sexual orientation. Respect and decency towards each other, regardless of background, is nonnegotiable. Posters are expected to enter discussions in good faith.

[BisMarckie]

ResetEra has been an inviting bonfire at the crossroads of the gaming industry.

More like a trashfire, am I right guys?

[shosta]

Really I have no idea how any site functions at all without The Toughest Registration Screening of any Public Forum or Technology

[BIONIC]

marrec can’t even please his sister well enough to keep his account

[BisMarckie]

I think we should at least imprison everyone who writes "an inviting bonfire at the crossroads of the gaming industry." unironocally.

[FunSlower]

I'm not sure I know what Era's mission statement is. What are they trying to build? A little bubble? Or a big one?

Mission Statement
Since its founding in late 2017, ResetEra has been an inviting bonfire at the crossroads of the gaming industry. Our goal is to provide a modern platform where enthusiasts and industry professionals alike will want to talk about all kinds of video games -- and everything else under the sun. Safeguarded by technology, a vigilant staff, and some of the toughest registration screening of any public forum, ResetEra has been able to cultivate a highly active and passionate community while keeping most trolls and bad actors off of the site.

Today ResetEra is the most popular independent gaming forum on the internet as measured by traffic. It is also an inclusive space that proudly welcomes members of every gender, ethnicity, and sexual orientation. Respect and decency towards each other, regardless of background, is nonnegotiable. Posters are expected to enter discussions in good faith.

Weird, they've been running off minorities nonstop there

[marrec]

Even tho I'm perma banned from ResetERA, I take solace in knowing that BIONIC and thisismyusername are so pressed about my presence here.

[james]

Close your eyes Klepecks and Resettis of the Woke.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/doax-vv-sets-a-new-low-on-sexualization-of-women-including-minors-nsfw.123248/

Isn't it disingenuous to say that the characters in the game are minors? Obviously is Marie Rose meant to look young, but at the same time do 18 year olds like that exist 

Walk around a college in September.

It's shocking how young some of the girls look. And it's hot out, so they're all in crop tops and short short shorts.

So you have these young little girls walking around in these skimpy little outfits.

Had you seen them in the mall, you'd nope right out since you'd be right to guess that they were 14 and with their parents. And you feel dirty that you even looked their way, even if you were just trying to see the Taco Bell behind them.




But on a college campus you know they're legal and dtf.

 

[thisismyusername]

Even tho I'm perma banned from ResetERA, I take solace in knowing that BIONIC and thisismyusername are so pressed about my presence here.

I hate all new people. You're not special, you trashy bitch.

[marrec]

I thought I was special 

[PogiJones]

bork deletes 5 likes; James deletes 5 years off the legal age

This joke needs workshopping

[james]

Protip: Do not image search "hot young college girls" at work

[shosta]

cursed question time: is amarox out of jail yet? how long is his sentence? Who's keeping up on this stuff?

[Uncle]

how was he not murdered by other inmates yet

[BisMarckie]

Protip: Do not image search "hot young college girls" at work

Hot young college squids leads to this result.
NSFW, I guess?

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[BisMarckie]

how was he not murdered by other inmates yet

By being a good ally?

[james]

I finally figured out the right search terms.

If these girls were put in DOA in bikinis, would that be ok or pedo?

[nachobro]

wow kim jong un lost a few lbs, good for him

[shosta]

holy shit, james. pedo

[Occam]

Yeah, how old are they, 14 or 15? That makes you a pedophile. Why do you even have to ask?

[james]

holy shit, james. pedo

Yeah, how old are they, 14 or 15? That makes you a pedophile. Why do you even have to ask?

Shosta, do you watch a lot of CW shows?

Because I think thats what the issue is. A lot of these resetera folks are used to seeing 16-18 year olds played by 27 year old actors on Riverdale. So they lose touch as to how real 18 year olds look.

They look young as fuck.


The photo is from a college freshman class, so theyre all likely 18.

[shosta]

Yeah, dude, I don't care if they're 18, it's gross

[marrec]

alright who's the snitch?

[james]

My only point is that it is believable that this girl could be 18




Everyone in the Resetera thread is saying 'ew gross shes clearly 14"

[BisMarckie]

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alright who's the snitch?

Probably Benji so that he can be in Evilore's good graces again and get unbanned.

[shosta]

marrec, have you considered the possibility that getting banned from somewhere is not a le epic win

[marrec]

Also, James I'm 33 years old 18 y/os are babies

marrec, have you considered the possibility that getting banned from somewhere is not a le epic win

Shosta, have you considered my dumb post about getting banned from GAF was a dumb joke? Have you considered not being a stupid snitch?

[HaughtyFrank]

holy shit, james. pedo

Yeah, how old are they, 14 or 15? That makes you a pedophile. Why do you even have to ask?

Shosta, do you watch a lot of CW shows?

Because I think thats what the issue is. A lot of these resetera folks are used to seeing 16-18 year olds played by 27 year old actors on Riverdale. So they lose touch as to how real 18 year olds look.

They look young as fuck.


The photo is from a college freshman class, so theyre all likely 18.

Abort, abort

[BisMarckie]

marrec, have you considered the possibility that getting banned from somewhere is not a le epic win

Yeah, look at shosta, he has been whining about getting demodded AND denutted ever since.

[shosta]

Shosta, have you considered my dumb post about getting banned from GAF was a dumb joke? Have you considered not being a stupid snitch?

[Tasty]

how was he not murdered by other inmates yet

I thought someone posted he got super buff and actually tough looking

So to answer your question I'd guess that's pretty much the only way

[james]

Also, James I'm 33 years old 18 y/os are babies

Thats not the question.

The question is, should game developers be banned from having 18 year olds in their sexy games?

See this post:

Actually I wish they would make all the girls around 25-30, I think that's when women look the best

Then comes Marie Rose, a Swedish girl that claim to be 18 years old but looks like she's 14 at best.

[PogiJones]

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alright who's the snitch?

Everything about this belongs in the Bad Vibes thread

[marrec]

For the future, when someone asks "whats the story with the beef between marrec and shosta" REMEMBER THIS DAY

[Joe Molotov]

james, pls stick to squid age of consent discussion, you're out of your element

[BIONIC]

For the future, when someone asks "whats the story with the beef between marrec and shosta" REMEMBER THIS DAY

[Great Rumbler]

james stop

[marrec]

Also, James I'm 33 years old 18 y/os are babies

Thats not the question.

The question is, should game developers be banned from having 18 year olds in their sexy games?

See this post:

Actually I wish they would make all the girls around 25-30, I think that's when women look the best

Then comes Marie Rose, a Swedish girl that claim to be 18 years old but looks like she's 14 at best.

My fiance looks very young for her age, but even tho people say "wow you could pass for a teenager" she don't look like an actual teenager. Actual teenagers look like babies to me.

Also, developers shouldn't be banned for having sexy 18 y/os in games, but developers also shouldn't be having sexy 12 y/os with a back story that says "actually shes a 1000 y/o dragon lel" (I'm looking at you fire emblem)

[thisismyusername]

My only point is that it is believable that this girl could be 18

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Everyone in the Resetera thread is saying 'ew gross shes clearly 14"

She looks 12, bro.

Marie Rose and Hooters was the worst addition to 5.

[james]

james, pls stick to squid age of consent discussion, you're out of your element

james stop

This is why I only buy Nintendo consoles.

I can rest assured that Nintendo will keep me safe from smut and violence.

[shosta]

For the future, when someone asks "whats the story with the beef between marrec and shosta" REMEMBER THIS DAY

Wow, dude. I'm so sorry your juvenile plan to rile up neogaf posters and get permabanned in two weeks was foiled because you bragged about it on a public forum. I feel so bad!

[marrec]

[james]

She looks 12, bro.

Last post on the topic.

This is what a hot 12 year old bitch looks like

(warning: nudity)

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[Great Rumbler]

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lol got 'em

[BIONIC]

james, pls stick to squid age of consent discussion, you're out of your element

Yeah, he should head here and discuss it with you and the rest of the mods 

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=41835.780

[Joe Molotov]

james, pls stick to squid age of consent discussion, you're out of your element

Yeah, he should head here and discuss it with you and the rest of the mods 

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=41835.780

Hey, while you're there, why not give me a like for this post? It was pretty good imo.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=41835.msg2641301#msg2641301

[shosta]

Have my updoot, good sir!

[Mr Gilhaney]

Imo squids can get it at any age

[marrec]

Imo squids can get it at any age

Dude fucking gross at least wait until they can expel 11 pounds of eggs you freak

[Sman]

Pronounce it right plebs

https://twitter.com/stephentotilo/status/1139337523904176128

So this guy is in charge of the authoritarian forum known as Resetera?
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The very same guy who wrote three novels (Truancy series) about a dystopian society living under an authoritarian regime?
The ironing.

Finally! This can be the face of Resetera. The Yin to the Neogaf/Evilore Yang.

[Occam]

Pronounce it right plebs

https://twitter.com/stephentotilo/status/1139337523904176128

So this guy is in charge of the authoritarian forum known as Resetera?
(Image removed from quote.)
The very same guy who wrote three novels (Truancy series) about a dystopian society living under an authoritarian regime?
The ironing.

Finally! This can be the face of Resetera. The Yin to the Neogaf/Evilore Yang.

[BisMarckie]

 

[Occam]

[KarpalaJoe]

I didn't know marrec was this pathetic.  I'm sure you miss your Resetera's account.

And stop bragging about your fiance man, you spend your life on internet. I'm sure even your own dog look down at you.