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[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I’ve emailed them almost daily for the last month. They’ve blocked me on Skype. I don’t know where you’re getting the idea that this was let go, but it’s inaccurate.

JOURNALISM EVERYBODY

https://www.resetera.com/threads/after-the-whole-thqn-fuckup-i-can-safely-say-most-of-the-gaming-press-is-spineless.103223/page-5#post-19621675

If that makes you feel better, I always counted out of the "most of the press is spineless". :")

The bravery of getting blocked from a Skype group for being an annoyance.

Man, ShockingAlberto should really resign over this, because as *checks notes* Senior Editor West Coast of GameStops Preorder Generator Pamphlet, Former International Cricketer and Prime Minister of Pakistan, GameStop are still going to be begging for those sweet sweet GameStop exclusive Preorder Bonuses, and GameInformer are still going to shill every upcoming THQ title hard with previews designed to generate pay-upfront preorders.

[Boredfrom]

It's like the managers and owners have pushed this lifestyle to create their own "social media influencers" to support work culture.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-are-young-people-pretending-to-love-work-nyt-opinion.110138/page-3#post-19626885

[clothedmacuser]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ny-judge-rules-in-favor-of-unvaccinated-children.110125/

Fck that piece of shit judge. I hope he gets a preventable disease that was mostly eradicated with vaccines.

So why did the judge rule that, is it just an arbitrary corrupt decision by the Judge or was the ban unlawful in anyway?

Was he a Trump appointee?

So whatever happens next is on this judge and the parents.

Etc.

 

Corrupt judge paid off by Big Anti-Vaxx

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ny-judge-rules-in-favor-of-unvaccinated-children.110125/

Fck that piece of shit judge. I hope he gets a preventable disease that was mostly eradicated with vaccines.

So why did the judge rule that, is it just an arbitrary corrupt decision by the Judge or was the ban unlawful in anyway?

Was he a Trump appointee?

So whatever happens next is on this judge and the parents.

Etc.

 

Corrupt judge paid off by Big Anti-Vaxx

Some people there actually explained the judge reasoning but is not like RE cares about genuinely trying to be informed about stuff they bitch about.

[D3RANG3D]

 

[Potato]

The gaming media sucks balls and deserves all the criticism it gets because it has not developed any sort of academic credibility the same way the film media did.

Gaming journalists strive for credibility, but where is their expertise in the same way film critics have it? Gaming critics still mainly emphasise technical achievement rather than artistic and have no way to critically analyse the content of a game.

Could you imagine if a film reviewer spent 90% of their review talking about technical aspects? Even for the biggest blockbusters they focus on story and theme over style and technical visual aspects. Even when they do talk about visuals, they are in relation to how they add to the filmmaker's intent, not how "face meltingly awesome" they are.

TL;DR fuck gaming media, they're corporate shills dressed up as journalists.

[team filler]

fuck vidya

[HaughtyFrank]

It's not moral here, it's also legal.

Genuine question, since I was very much against THQ's actions, but what laws did they break?

Since 8chan is hosting child porn, I think THQ doing an AMA and promoting 8chan can be related to sharing/distributing child pornography.

They weren’t sharing links to child pornography tho.

Because they didn't share an image url? Is that a way around it "I only shared the website, not the actual porn" checkmate atheists.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/after-the-whole-thqn-fuckup-i-can-safely-say-most-of-the-gaming-press-is-spineless.103223/post-19618121

Turns out it's not just the media who is spineless but apparently also the feds.

[headwalk]

The gaming media sucks balls and deserves all the criticism it gets because it has not developed any sort of academic credibility the same way the film media did.

to be fair between hype culture pandering and grandstanding wokeness it didn't take long for film criticism to throw its code of conduct in the toilet.

[ResetBanBot]

While I appreciate the open and rampant vilification of journalism from ResetEra. I think they need to look inward first, they clearly want the press to take the THQ Nordic X 8chan AMA event seriously, but not even their own forum administrators will.

They need to show everyone, including the press, how it's done by placing a full ban on all THQ related video games, definitely for games going forward, and possibly retroactively. Any developer with THQ on their resume should probably be doxed, and definitely harassed. Maybe a nice hashtag to go with it like #TH8Gate (not to be confused with Tony Hawk's Project 8 ).

[Tripon]

The gaming media sucks balls and deserves all the criticism it gets because it has not developed any sort of academic credibility the same way the film media did.

Gaming journalists strive for credibility, but where is their expertise in the same way film critics have it? Gaming critics still mainly emphasise technical achievement rather than artistic and have no way to critically analyse the content of a game.

Could you imagine if a film reviewer spent 90% of their review talking about technical aspects? Even for the biggest blockbusters they focus on story and theme over style and technical visual aspects. Even when they do talk about visuals, they are in relation to how they add to the filmmaker's intent, not how "face meltingly awesome" they are.

TL;DR fuck gaming media, they're corporate shills dressed up as journalists.

Eh, Car reviewers will talk about the technical aspects on what 0-60 times are, MPG, safety ratings, the underpinning of the engines, past models reliability. They will also talk about the car makes them feel when they're driving it.

[thisismyusername]

...Are you speaking from experience...?

Nice try, TIMenji

*clicks pen* I'll put you down under "yes."

[Potato]

The gaming media sucks balls and deserves all the criticism it gets because it has not developed any sort of academic credibility the same way the film media did.

Gaming journalists strive for credibility, but where is their expertise in the same way film critics have it? Gaming critics still mainly emphasise technical achievement rather than artistic and have no way to critically analyse the content of a game.

Could you imagine if a film reviewer spent 90% of their review talking about technical aspects? Even for the biggest blockbusters they focus on story and theme over style and technical visual aspects. Even when they do talk about visuals, they are in relation to how they add to the filmmaker's intent, not how "face meltingly awesome" they are.

TL;DR fuck gaming media, they're corporate shills dressed up as journalists.

Eh, Car reviewers will talk about the technical aspects on what 0-60 times are, MPG, safety ratings, the underpinning of the engines, past models reliability. They will also talk about the car makes them feel when they're driving it.

Most of the car industry/journalists also don't have delusions of cars being an art form.

[D3RANG3D]

pfft anime tiddies is the highest form of art.

[Jenkem]

automobile journalists

[tummyfat]

I love whoever figured out that poll threads were the greatest way to both expose and troll/humiliate Resetera

[Propagandhim]

Edit:  Nevermind. 

[PogiJones]

Edit:  Nevermind.

 

[Transhuman]

Bork fix it

[PogiJones]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/days-gone-ify-your-avatar.110141/

User Warned: Trolling and thread derailment.

Here's a free one for anyone who wants to use it. (Image removed from quote.)

User Banned (1 Week): Modwhining. Long history of attacks against moderation, and previously warned for the same behaviour.

Welp thread ruined we ain’t moving past that no time soon. The slap on the wrist is cute tho

Someone derailed a thread to the point mods rebooted it? A warning.

Someone in passing called that warning a slap on the wrist? 1 week ban.

Lol, you can see the organs of these mods. They really think that they're sacred, when in actuality they're twats.


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[Lonewulfeus]

Bork fix it

Edit:  Nevermind.

 

Just finished watching a porn (Asa Akira, god bless her soul) from a series called "Bitch Confessions".  Why are they so mean?  She wasn't a bitch at all.

[Propagandhim]

I was complaining about the fact that there's a porn I just finished viewing starring a fabulous woman named, "Asa Akira".  She's just a wonderful person all around, folks.  Butthole like the dickens.  Anyway, she was starring in a series called, "Bitch Confessions".   My question was:  Why are they so mean.  She wasn't a bitch at all in the scene.  And I have serious doubts she's a bitch outside of it, too.

That was my post.

edit: Lonewulf, you fucking scamp.

[PogiJones]

Bork fix it

Edit:  Nevermind.

 

Just finished watching a porn (Asa Akira, god bless her soul) from a series called "Bitch Confessions".  Why are they so mean?  She wasn't a bitch at all.

What in the... How did you recover that? Are you just sitting there copying every post to your clipboard in case they edit it out?

[Lonewulfeus]

[PogiJones]

I was complaining about the fact that there's a porn I just finished viewing starring a fabulous woman named, "Asa Akira".  She's just a wonderful person all around, folks.  Butthole like the dickens.  Anyway, she was starring in a series called, "Bitch Confessions".   My question was:  Why are they so mean.  She wasn't a bitch at all in the scene.  And I have serious doubts she's a bitch outside of it, too.

That was my post.

edit: Lonewulf, you fucking scamp.

Shoulda kept it a secret, tbh

[Propagandhim]

I was complaining about the fact that there's a porn I just finished viewing starring a fabulous woman named, "Asa Akira".  She's just a wonderful person all around, folks.  Butthole like the dickens.  Anyway, she was starring in a series called, "Bitch Confessions".   My question was:  Why are they so mean.  She wasn't a bitch at all in the scene.  And I have serious doubts she's a bitch outside of it, too.

That was my post.

edit: Lonewulf, you fucking scamp.

Shoulda kept it a secret, tbh

Apparently that's impossible on this gangstalking bullshit forum full of thieves and liars.

[Lonewulfeus]

THERE ARE NO SECRETS ON THE BIRE.

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Just more data for the dossiers.

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Shit, forgot to log into the Benji account

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[Propagandhim]

oh no, you're going to add a file on me.  propagandhim saw asa akira put a weiner in her mouth for a significant period of time and her butthole was like the dickens

way to go edward snowden

[Propagandhim]

This thread BLOWS

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[PogiJones]

oh no, you're going to add a file on me.  propagandhim saw asa akira put a weiner in her mouth for a significant period of time and her butthole was like the dickens

way to go edward snowden

You're posturing at a joke, btw

[Propagandhim]

oh no, you're going to add a file on me.  propagandhim saw asa akira put a weiner in her mouth for a significant period of time and her butthole was like the dickens

way to go edward snowden

You're posturing at a joke, btw

It's also a joke.  keywords:  Weiner, dickens, butthole, snowden

[ResetBanBot]

ResetEra is finally getting woke

[PogiJones]

It's also a joke.  keywords:  Weiner, dickens, butthole, snowden

Those are keywords of like half of marrec's serious posts

[agrajag]

automobile journalists

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damn Jeremy Clarkson looks old 

[Drainage]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/do-game-companies-have-the-responsibility-to-put-morally-progressive-themes-in-their-games.110200/

I don't have the total flat number in front of me, but it was hundreds of millions (I believe both Hillary and Trump had in the 60M range each?). that's a large enough sample size to extrapolate

non-citizens and non-eligible voters are irrelevant to the discussion of voting

 



Where’s RedMercury to reset the agenda?

[clothedmacuser]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/do-game-companies-have-the-responsibility-to-put-morally-progressive-themes-in-their-games.110200/

I don't have the total flat number in front of me, but it was hundreds of millions (I believe both Hillary and Trump had in the 60M range each?). that's a large enough sample size to extrapolate

non-citizens and non-eligible voters are irrelevant to the discussion of voting

 

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Where’s RedMercury to reset the agenda?

Remember Lime asking what responsibility Sony had to fight against Trump?  Yeah, that's what I want, foreign companies trying to alter USA policy.

[halfanhourglass]

Hey guys is there where I post the Yum! Brands-ify your avatar thread?

[Drainage]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/do-game-companies-have-the-responsibility-to-put-morally-progressive-themes-in-their-games.110200/page-3#post-19637825

We're not in an oppressive society where there's only one voice and everyone shares the same opinion.

 

[Uncle]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/do-game-companies-have-the-responsibility-to-put-morally-progressive-themes-in-their-games.110200/

I don't have the total flat number in front of me, but it was hundreds of millions (I believe both Hillary and Trump had in the 60M range each?). that's a large enough sample size to extrapolate

non-citizens and non-eligible voters are irrelevant to the discussion of voting

 

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Where’s RedMercury to reset the agenda?

There is no such thing as a "neutral" theme. Any story ends up saying something

I defy these dumbfucks to find any story that can't be interpreted as having both positive/negative or liberal/conservative themes

Little Red Riding Hood is a story about rape culture, the "wolf" symbolizes rapists hiding in the bushes waiting for young women to come along, it's an outdated cautionary tale that puts the onus of caution on the woman rather than simply teaching rapists not to rape

Little Red Riding Hood is also a chilling tale about living in a country without universal healthcare, so young children have to trudge through the woods with medicine for their grandmas, therefore it is woke and something to be held up as a dark mirror to our society

Little Red Riding Hood is also a story about how women are weak and need a big strong man to save them in the end, which is simply revolting, throw the story in the trash with all the other outdated media

But wait, Little Red Riding Hood is a shining example of an early story featuring a FEMALE protagonist, with an adventurous spirit setting off alone, and not only that, from Red's point of view she has a conversation with another woman (her grandma) about a subject other than a man, therefore it even passes the Bechdel test 

[PogiJones]

Oh, they already know they can find problematic stuff in any story. That's why they hate everything.

[Boredfrom]

Under capitalism, they don't have the responsibility. You'd need to change the system first before you can make this a requirement.

That is pretty convenient.

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/gillette-ad-features-an-unapologetic-fat-woman-in-a-swimsuit-heads-explode.110223/#post-19641378

 

[team filler]

imagine the ad with an anorexic women "slay the day!"

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/lsarsour/status/1114781483871473665

[team filler]

imagine the ad with an anorexic women "slay the day!"

trashy would wank to it 

[Uncle]

Oh, they already know they can find problematic stuff in any story. That's why they hate everything.

The wolf in grandma's clothing is also a sly nod to promote trans acceptance

I was going to write Trans Christian Andersen but it was actually Charles Perrault so fuck it

[Uncle]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/gillette-ad-features-an-unapologetic-fat-woman-in-a-swimsuit-heads-explode.110223/#post-19641378

 

someone at Gillette is gonna get a raise

In cholesterol
 

[stufte]

https://twitter.com/lsarsour/status/1114781483871473665

I love how she made Shaun King the white dude. lol.

[Tripon]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/do-game-companies-have-the-responsibility-to-put-morally-progressive-themes-in-their-games.110200/

I don't have the total flat number in front of me, but it was hundreds of millions (I believe both Hillary and Trump had in the 60M range each?). that's a large enough sample size to extrapolate

non-citizens and non-eligible voters are irrelevant to the discussion of voting

 

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Where’s RedMercury to reset the agenda?

Remember Lime asking what responsibility Sony had to fight against Trump?  Yeah, that's what I want, foreign companies trying to alter USA policy.

What caused the resetera mods to go full nuclear on Lime?

[PogiJones]

Complained about the mods, of course. Yes, I'm serious.

[Averon]

I'm pretty sure it was Lime attacking the admin for a ban that finally ended him or her. Funny how that is what did it and not the years of trolling, ban baiting, and absolutely crazy positions they took.

As much as Reee loves to shit on Tyler--and it is deserved--funny how Cerium and all continues his thin-skinness.

[Boredfrom]

I'm pretty sure it was Lime attacking the admin for a ban that finally ended him or her. Funny how that is what did it and not the years of trolling, ban baiting, and absolutely crazy positions they took.

I think the admin was Sweet Nicole, isn’t?

[BIONIC]

fuck vidya

vidya 

whimsy 

[Transhuman]

imagine the ad with an anorexic women "slay the day!"

trashy would wank to it 

Olympians arn't anorexic

[Momo]

automobile journalists

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Even Clarkson is better than games bloggers, and I hate Clarkson.

[Momo]

Also, what's with Gillette's *marketing* team attempting to piss off what should be their main demographic - males who go outside and live in normal reality. The people they are trying to appeal to mostly dont look like they shave, possibly since they dont have to since they never leave the safety of their long worn in couch dent.

[Momo]

https://twitter.com/lsarsour/status/1114781483871473665

I love how she made Shaun King the white dude. lol.

IronMan is a black woman now 

[Boredfrom]

https://twitter.com/lsarsour/status/1114781483871473665

I love how she made Shaun King the white dude. lol.

IronMan is a black woman now 

I think he come back and the black girl is called IronHeart or something.

[Momo]

https://twitter.com/lsarsour/status/1114781483871473665

I love how she made Shaun King the white dude. lol.

IronMan is a black woman now 

I think he come back and the black girl is called IronHeart or something.

He's still just an AI force ghost for IronHeart, she's the current IronMan 

[Averon]

Also, what's with Gillette's *marketing* team attempting to piss off what should be their main demographic - males who go outside and live in normal reality. The people they are trying to appeal to mostly dont look like they shave, possibly since they dont have to since they never leave the safety of their long worn in couch dent.

"Woke" marketing is all the rage with corporations nowadays. Seems Gillette decided to jump all in on that strategy.