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agrajag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10920 on: April 17, 2019, 01:38:21 PM »
bro, spoiler tag that post  ::)

Ghoul

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10921 on: April 17, 2019, 01:38:22 PM »
nearly fucked those spoiler tags up sorry guiz

HardcoreRetro

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10922 on: April 17, 2019, 01:55:36 PM »
Because of the peach fuzz?

stufte

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10923 on: April 17, 2019, 01:58:37 PM »
Because of the peach fuzz?

Weird kink, but you do you.  :-*

HardcoreRetro

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10924 on: April 17, 2019, 02:02:07 PM »

clothedmacuser

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10925 on: April 17, 2019, 02:03:39 PM »

:nope




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sigh

HardcoreRetro

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10926 on: April 17, 2019, 02:10:11 PM »
Here's one for us shitposters.


nachobro

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10927 on: April 17, 2019, 02:54:14 PM »
well he's not a mod anymore so you got your wish

Joe Molotov

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10928 on: April 17, 2019, 02:59:17 PM »
I bet the Secret Discords are lit.
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GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10929 on: April 17, 2019, 03:01:10 PM »
Friday night I was sitting outside the local Subway wearing my Civil War suit and eating my dinner when a dude I know came out of the store next to Subway. It was the little brother of a friend of mine, and he saw me and came up and started talking. Dude was pumped to be out of school in a month and a half or so for the summer and was carefree, and had rode his bike up to the strip mall. He said he was going into tenth grade next year. He respected the Civil War suit even though he wasn't familiar with Gary Puckett and the Union GAP.

He seemed like an open and honest young dude and I said, "So what are you up to this evening?"

He said, "Not much....I'll probably ride on home now and look at some porn on the internet, know what I'm sayin'?"

I go "Bwhahahaha!! Have fun, man," and sank my chompers into my Grilled Chicken Sub:



As he started pedaling off....it all hit me.

I yelled, with my mouth full of shredded lettuce and bread and chicken, "WHOA! STOP!!!"

He whirled his bike around and goes, "Huh?"

I sat up straight and swallowed my food and took a drink from my lemonade and cleared my throat, looking at him sternly while wiping bread crumbs off my Civil War suit and adjusting my collar to "lecture mode." He sat there on his bike and goes, "What's up?"

I said, "Listen to me," while wiping my mouth with my Subway napkin. "When I was your age, I had a bike......but I sure as hell didn't have the Internet. The only person who had the Internet when I was 15 was Bill fukken Gates."

I continued, my voice raising, "Imagine not being able to go home, and with the click of a button, download a video clip of a hot chick masturbating. IMAGINE not being able to download a pic of swimsuit models. TRY TO FUKKEN imagine not even having the MTV videos as pornographic as they have become. You know why? Because I guaranDAMNtee it that you wouldn't have resorted to jerking off to a sweaty Christina Aguilera bobbing her ass down in a schoolgirl skirt. No, instead you'd having nothing more than Amy Grant's Baby, Baby video, son, and YOU BETTER FUKKEN BELIEVE that I got my jerk on to that thing. And Mariah Carey? You have no idea, buddy- you think she was mashing her tits together and waving her ass at you while wearing Daisy Dukes in her music videos in the early 90's? FUKK NO! She was fully clothed and swinging on swings. And I jerked to that video, too. Alyssa Milano wasn't going spread eagle in Maxims either dude. She was on 'Who's The Boss' and never exposed more than a fukken pair of hot biceps. That's right- I blasted spooge to biceps...

Her FUKKEN BICEPS!!!!"

Dude was still cracking up but paying attention.

I said, "I can promise you that we had to wait and wait and wait to get a good shot of Kelly fukken Bundy to drop our drawers. You may flip right past Baywatch re-runs now, dude, but back then I was muting the TV in my parents basement to blow a pent-up load to Melrose Place, dude."

At this point dude was cracking up and going, "Holy shit, man, that's too much!"

I stood up and said, "YOU LISTEN TO ME!"



"You take it for granted this Internet porn, but it is a privilege and NOT a right, son."

I continued, "When I was your age we had to fork over money to homeless fukks outside the convenience store and give them enough to buy themselves malt liquor and buy us a damn porn rag, and it took balls just to do that. I once pleaded with the Sam's convenience store clerk to sell me a damn Hustler. I put my pride on the line and made a fukken IDIOT out of myself just to get some material to jerk to!"

"You didn't have the Internet did you..." the kid said, humbled.

I took another chug of lemonade and said, "Boy, one time I was riding my bike down an alley and saw where someone had thrown out a couple boxes of Sports Illustrated magazines. Now if you saw those today you've ride past them. But I thumbed through both boxes and there was no swimsuit issue. Then I scoured through each magazine and came up with some Kristi Yamaguchi pics- that's it. I jerked to Gooch for a week straight, dude! For the next several weeks that summer, I was filled with the hope that some fukker was going to throw out his collection of Penthouses. I pedaled my ass off in 90-degree weather, looking in trashcans and coming up empty. I was LUCKY enough to find NOT a Victoria's Secret catalog, but a J. Crew Women's spring catalog! That was gold, dude. The best I could find was a FUKKEN pic of a chick wearing Spring gear!!"



Not swimsuits," I said. "Hell no. That would have been too easy. The world didn't work that way back then. Just shorts. You had to EARN your jerk. I fukken sneaked into the basement steps of a middle school and jerked off to a J. FUKKEN CREW MAGAZINE!"

A couple women were walking out of Subway with their drinks and overheard me and one of them looked back with anger and said, "That's just wonderful."

I just glared at her with nobility as they walked off.

I told the kid, "My challenge to you is to unplug your computer for THREE WEEKS, and see what kind of material you can come up with. You'll be like Henry David Thoreau at fukken Walden Pond, dude. One with nature and possibly capitalizing off having a hot teacher giving you summer school sessions. Dude, when I was a teenager I had parents drop me off at the movies to watch 'Sliver' even though I told them I was going to see some Billy Crystal flick. I carried in a polyester cloth, wrapped it around my johnson, and rubbed one out while fully clothed to Sharon Stone's bare tits. You think that's sad? You don't know the extremes, dude! The summer when I was 14, I did the SAME THING at the movie 'Cool World' so that I could beat off to a cartoon character with Kim Basinger's voice."

The kid goes, "You beat it to 'Cool World'???????"

Like Jack Nicholson admitting he called for Code Red in A Few Good Men, I pounded my fist on the table and screamed, "YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I DID!"



I regrouped my temper and said, "The only thing sadder than that is your generation- the generation that takes net porn for granted and fails to recognize the generation before that had to subscribe to Playboys and use the address of an abandoned house, and then drive past said abandoned house every week to see if the FUKKEN porn rag was on the steps. No dice. No dice, son. Nothing but beating off to classy women wearing Spring slacks in a J. Fukken Crew magazine. That or hoping that the hot brunette on Sesame Street was wearing a tight shirt."

I threw the rest of my sandwich away, grabbed my drink and got up to leave. "Take my challenge, son," I said. "Take my challenge."

He goes, "Ok, Giovanni!"

I looked back and stared with nobility and encouragement and one last word of advice:



"You gotta earn your fukken jerk, son. You gotta earn your fukken jerk."

I tossed my drink in the trashcan and walked away.

Sincerely,

Giovanni Peters

Cheetos

:whatisthis :donot

I just assume this is copypasta because if it isnt it will be

Joe Molotov

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10930 on: April 17, 2019, 03:09:49 PM »
Friday night I was sitting outside the local Subway wearing my Civil War suit and eating my dinner when a dude I know came out of the store next to Subway. It was the little brother of a friend of mine, and he saw me and came up and started talking. Dude was pumped to be out of school in a month and a half or so for the summer and was carefree, and had rode his bike up to the strip mall. He said he was going into tenth grade next year. He respected the Civil War suit even though he wasn't familiar with Gary Puckett and the Union GAP.

He seemed like an open and honest young dude and I said, "So what are you up to this evening?"

He said, "Not much....I'll probably ride on home now and look at some porn on the internet, know what I'm sayin'?"

I go "Bwhahahaha!! Have fun, man," and sank my chompers into my Grilled Chicken Sub:



As he started pedaling off....it all hit me.

I yelled, with my mouth full of shredded lettuce and bread and chicken, "WHOA! STOP!!!"

He whirled his bike around and goes, "Huh?"

I sat up straight and swallowed my food and took a drink from my lemonade and cleared my throat, looking at him sternly while wiping bread crumbs off my Civil War suit and adjusting my collar to "lecture mode." He sat there on his bike and goes, "What's up?"

I said, "Listen to me," while wiping my mouth with my Subway napkin. "When I was your age, I had a bike......but I sure as hell didn't have the Internet. The only person who had the Internet when I was 15 was Bill fukken Gates."

I continued, my voice raising, "Imagine not being able to go home, and with the click of a button, download a video clip of a hot chick masturbating. IMAGINE not being able to download a pic of swimsuit models. TRY TO FUKKEN imagine not even having the MTV videos as pornographic as they have become. You know why? Because I guaranDAMNtee it that you wouldn't have resorted to jerking off to a sweaty Christina Aguilera bobbing her ass down in a schoolgirl skirt. No, instead you'd having nothing more than Amy Grant's Baby, Baby video, son, and YOU BETTER FUKKEN BELIEVE that I got my jerk on to that thing. And Mariah Carey? You have no idea, buddy- you think she was mashing her tits together and waving her ass at you while wearing Daisy Dukes in her music videos in the early 90's? FUKK NO! She was fully clothed and swinging on swings. And I jerked to that video, too. Alyssa Milano wasn't going spread eagle in Maxims either dude. She was on 'Who's The Boss' and never exposed more than a fukken pair of hot biceps. That's right- I blasted spooge to biceps...

Her FUKKEN BICEPS!!!!"

Dude was still cracking up but paying attention.

I said, "I can promise you that we had to wait and wait and wait to get a good shot of Kelly fukken Bundy to drop our drawers. You may flip right past Baywatch re-runs now, dude, but back then I was muting the TV in my parents basement to blow a pent-up load to Melrose Place, dude."

At this point dude was cracking up and going, "Holy shit, man, that's too much!"

I stood up and said, "YOU LISTEN TO ME!"



"You take it for granted this Internet porn, but it is a privilege and NOT a right, son."

I continued, "When I was your age we had to fork over money to homeless fukks outside the convenience store and give them enough to buy themselves malt liquor and buy us a damn porn rag, and it took balls just to do that. I once pleaded with the Sam's convenience store clerk to sell me a damn Hustler. I put my pride on the line and made a fukken IDIOT out of myself just to get some material to jerk to!"

"You didn't have the Internet did you..." the kid said, humbled.

I took another chug of lemonade and said, "Boy, one time I was riding my bike down an alley and saw where someone had thrown out a couple boxes of Sports Illustrated magazines. Now if you saw those today you've ride past them. But I thumbed through both boxes and there was no swimsuit issue. Then I scoured through each magazine and came up with some Kristi Yamaguchi pics- that's it. I jerked to Gooch for a week straight, dude! For the next several weeks that summer, I was filled with the hope that some fukker was going to throw out his collection of Penthouses. I pedaled my ass off in 90-degree weather, looking in trashcans and coming up empty. I was LUCKY enough to find NOT a Victoria's Secret catalog, but a J. Crew Women's spring catalog! That was gold, dude. The best I could find was a FUKKEN pic of a chick wearing Spring gear!!"



Not swimsuits," I said. "Hell no. That would have been too easy. The world didn't work that way back then. Just shorts. You had to EARN your jerk. I fukken sneaked into the basement steps of a middle school and jerked off to a J. FUKKEN CREW MAGAZINE!"

A couple women were walking out of Subway with their drinks and overheard me and one of them looked back with anger and said, "That's just wonderful."

I just glared at her with nobility as they walked off.

I told the kid, "My challenge to you is to unplug your computer for THREE WEEKS, and see what kind of material you can come up with. You'll be like Henry David Thoreau at fukken Walden Pond, dude. One with nature and possibly capitalizing off having a hot teacher giving you summer school sessions. Dude, when I was a teenager I had parents drop me off at the movies to watch 'Sliver' even though I told them I was going to see some Billy Crystal flick. I carried in a polyester cloth, wrapped it around my johnson, and rubbed one out while fully clothed to Sharon Stone's bare tits. You think that's sad? You don't know the extremes, dude! The summer when I was 14, I did the SAME THING at the movie 'Cool World' so that I could beat off to a cartoon character with Kim Basinger's voice."

The kid goes, "You beat it to 'Cool World'???????"

Like Jack Nicholson admitting he called for Code Red in A Few Good Men, I pounded my fist on the table and screamed, "YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I DID!"



I regrouped my temper and said, "The only thing sadder than that is your generation- the generation that takes net porn for granted and fails to recognize the generation before that had to subscribe to Playboys and use the address of an abandoned house, and then drive past said abandoned house every week to see if the FUKKEN porn rag was on the steps. No dice. No dice, son. Nothing but beating off to classy women wearing Spring slacks in a J. Fukken Crew magazine. That or hoping that the hot brunette on Sesame Street was wearing a tight shirt."

I threw the rest of my sandwich away, grabbed my drink and got up to leave. "Take my challenge, son," I said. "Take my challenge."

He goes, "Ok, Giovanni!"

I looked back and stared with nobility and encouragement and one last word of advice:



"You gotta earn your fukken jerk, son. You gotta earn your fukken jerk."

I tossed my drink in the trashcan and walked away.

Sincerely,

Giovanni Peters

Cheetos

:whatisthis :donot

I just assume this is copypasta because if it isnt it will be

I googled "You gotta earn your fukken jerk" and the only thing that came up was a 15 year old GAF post that got 3 responses. Guess someone was a fan. ???

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/i-scolded-a-15-year-old-about-masturbation-the-other-day.2956/
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demi

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10931 on: April 17, 2019, 03:16:50 PM »
BronsonLee posted a similar "goodbye?" post in the buy/sell thread. Now that I understand the context, I still don't care

https://www.resetera.com/threads/buy-sell-trade-thread-2019-read-the-new-rules-in-the-op.454/post-19929918
fat

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10932 on: April 17, 2019, 03:17:51 PM »
I read this long ass thing and it wasn‘t even good. :rage :maf

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10933 on: April 17, 2019, 03:18:30 PM »
Friday night I was sitting outside the local Subway wearing my Civil War suit and eating my dinner when a dude I know came out of the store next to Subway. It was the little brother of a friend of mine, and he saw me and came up and started talking. Dude was pumped to be out of school in a month and a half or so for the summer and was carefree, and had rode his bike up to the strip mall. He said he was going into tenth grade next year. He respected the Civil War suit even though he wasn't familiar with Gary Puckett and the Union GAP.

He seemed like an open and honest young dude and I said, "So what are you up to this evening?"

He said, "Not much....I'll probably ride on home now and look at some porn on the internet, know what I'm sayin'?"

I go "Bwhahahaha!! Have fun, man," and sank my chompers into my Grilled Chicken Sub:



As he started pedaling off....it all hit me.

I yelled, with my mouth full of shredded lettuce and bread and chicken, "WHOA! STOP!!!"

He whirled his bike around and goes, "Huh?"

I sat up straight and swallowed my food and took a drink from my lemonade and cleared my throat, looking at him sternly while wiping bread crumbs off my Civil War suit and adjusting my collar to "lecture mode." He sat there on his bike and goes, "What's up?"

I said, "Listen to me," while wiping my mouth with my Subway napkin. "When I was your age, I had a bike......but I sure as hell didn't have the Internet. The only person who had the Internet when I was 15 was Bill fukken Gates."

I continued, my voice raising, "Imagine not being able to go home, and with the click of a button, download a video clip of a hot chick masturbating. IMAGINE not being able to download a pic of swimsuit models. TRY TO FUKKEN imagine not even having the MTV videos as pornographic as they have become. You know why? Because I guaranDAMNtee it that you wouldn't have resorted to jerking off to a sweaty Christina Aguilera bobbing her ass down in a schoolgirl skirt. No, instead you'd having nothing more than Amy Grant's Baby, Baby video, son, and YOU BETTER FUKKEN BELIEVE that I got my jerk on to that thing. And Mariah Carey? You have no idea, buddy- you think she was mashing her tits together and waving her ass at you while wearing Daisy Dukes in her music videos in the early 90's? FUKK NO! She was fully clothed and swinging on swings. And I jerked to that video, too. Alyssa Milano wasn't going spread eagle in Maxims either dude. She was on 'Who's The Boss' and never exposed more than a fukken pair of hot biceps. That's right- I blasted spooge to biceps...

Her FUKKEN BICEPS!!!!"

Dude was still cracking up but paying attention.

I said, "I can promise you that we had to wait and wait and wait to get a good shot of Kelly fukken Bundy to drop our drawers. You may flip right past Baywatch re-runs now, dude, but back then I was muting the TV in my parents basement to blow a pent-up load to Melrose Place, dude."

At this point dude was cracking up and going, "Holy shit, man, that's too much!"

I stood up and said, "YOU LISTEN TO ME!"



"You take it for granted this Internet porn, but it is a privilege and NOT a right, son."

I continued, "When I was your age we had to fork over money to homeless fukks outside the convenience store and give them enough to buy themselves malt liquor and buy us a damn porn rag, and it took balls just to do that. I once pleaded with the Sam's convenience store clerk to sell me a damn Hustler. I put my pride on the line and made a fukken IDIOT out of myself just to get some material to jerk to!"

"You didn't have the Internet did you..." the kid said, humbled.

I took another chug of lemonade and said, "Boy, one time I was riding my bike down an alley and saw where someone had thrown out a couple boxes of Sports Illustrated magazines. Now if you saw those today you've ride past them. But I thumbed through both boxes and there was no swimsuit issue. Then I scoured through each magazine and came up with some Kristi Yamaguchi pics- that's it. I jerked to Gooch for a week straight, dude! For the next several weeks that summer, I was filled with the hope that some fukker was going to throw out his collection of Penthouses. I pedaled my ass off in 90-degree weather, looking in trashcans and coming up empty. I was LUCKY enough to find NOT a Victoria's Secret catalog, but a J. Crew Women's spring catalog! That was gold, dude. The best I could find was a FUKKEN pic of a chick wearing Spring gear!!"



Not swimsuits," I said. "Hell no. That would have been too easy. The world didn't work that way back then. Just shorts. You had to EARN your jerk. I fukken sneaked into the basement steps of a middle school and jerked off to a J. FUKKEN CREW MAGAZINE!"

A couple women were walking out of Subway with their drinks and overheard me and one of them looked back with anger and said, "That's just wonderful."

I just glared at her with nobility as they walked off.

I told the kid, "My challenge to you is to unplug your computer for THREE WEEKS, and see what kind of material you can come up with. You'll be like Henry David Thoreau at fukken Walden Pond, dude. One with nature and possibly capitalizing off having a hot teacher giving you summer school sessions. Dude, when I was a teenager I had parents drop me off at the movies to watch 'Sliver' even though I told them I was going to see some Billy Crystal flick. I carried in a polyester cloth, wrapped it around my johnson, and rubbed one out while fully clothed to Sharon Stone's bare tits. You think that's sad? You don't know the extremes, dude! The summer when I was 14, I did the SAME THING at the movie 'Cool World' so that I could beat off to a cartoon character with Kim Basinger's voice."

The kid goes, "You beat it to 'Cool World'???????"

Like Jack Nicholson admitting he called for Code Red in A Few Good Men, I pounded my fist on the table and screamed, "YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I DID!"



I regrouped my temper and said, "The only thing sadder than that is your generation- the generation that takes net porn for granted and fails to recognize the generation before that had to subscribe to Playboys and use the address of an abandoned house, and then drive past said abandoned house every week to see if the FUKKEN porn rag was on the steps. No dice. No dice, son. Nothing but beating off to classy women wearing Spring slacks in a J. Fukken Crew magazine. That or hoping that the hot brunette on Sesame Street was wearing a tight shirt."

I threw the rest of my sandwich away, grabbed my drink and got up to leave. "Take my challenge, son," I said. "Take my challenge."

He goes, "Ok, Giovanni!"

I looked back and stared with nobility and encouragement and one last word of advice:



"You gotta earn your fukken jerk, son. You gotta earn your fukken jerk."

I tossed my drink in the trashcan and walked away.

Sincerely,

Giovanni Peters

Cheetos

:whatisthis :donot

I just assume this is copypasta because if it isnt it will be

I googled "You gotta earn your fukken jerk" and the only thing that came up was a 15 year old GAF post that got 3 responses. Guess someone was a fan. ???

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/i-scolded-a-15-year-old-about-masturbation-the-other-day.2956/

god damn

marrec

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10934 on: April 17, 2019, 03:22:55 PM »
You can tell it's all lies because nobody jerked off to Amy Grant.

Drainage

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10935 on: April 17, 2019, 03:24:09 PM »
This is just the kind of scandal that will put NeoGaf back on track. Let’s check the SteamGAF thread.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/steam-discussion-thread-everyones-favorite-pc-platform.1441100/page-121

Hmm, just resurrected! 5 posts since 2018.

Quote from: Ribi
Is it time yet?

Quote from: jshackles
t's always time for a good Steam thread discussion

Quote from: Ribi
Lets do it!

Quote from: jshackles
I've started playing Rocksmith on Steam lately - I have this weird mid-life crisis thing going on where I think I'd like to learn to play the guitar.

Quote from: Ribi
iver been stuck on the rocket league grind as well as csgo and surfing. I need to play my steam copy metro exodus sometime tho :/

 :whew

Crumb

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10936 on: April 17, 2019, 03:41:08 PM »
Bronsonlee retires and doesn't get a pinned goodbye message  :fbm

marrec

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10937 on: April 17, 2019, 03:42:05 PM »
Maybe they'll finally give me that mod position I've been angling for

Momo

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10938 on: April 17, 2019, 03:44:30 PM »
Did he get a fruit basket?

nachobro

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10939 on: April 17, 2019, 03:50:19 PM »
i like that the pc thread is just full on discussion about metacouncil now.

Lonewulfeus

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10940 on: April 17, 2019, 03:55:58 PM »
How long until they force people to refer to MetaCouncil as “The New Place”?

agrajag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10941 on: April 17, 2019, 04:05:16 PM »
do they keep things meta over there?

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10942 on: April 17, 2019, 04:06:04 PM »
:rodney

D3RANG3D

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10943 on: April 17, 2019, 04:30:22 PM »
Need an isp email to sign up to meta council fuck outta here with that shit.

nachobro

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10944 on: April 17, 2019, 04:40:17 PM »
probably don't want to deal with 834295234 spam accounts registering daily like every forum that doesn't have that requirement

Nintex

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10945 on: April 17, 2019, 04:42:25 PM »
I can provide a burner email.  8)
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thisismyusername

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10946 on: April 17, 2019, 04:50:34 PM »
Relationship of RE's mods to its users:



Golfing... lawyer through and through.

agrajag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10947 on: April 17, 2019, 04:54:44 PM »
meta council, more like beta council

 :rodney

Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10948 on: April 17, 2019, 04:57:53 PM »
their site is crumbling LOL

Nuitangg

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10949 on: April 17, 2019, 05:17:54 PM »
Was it ever really intact?

FStop7

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10950 on: April 17, 2019, 05:19:40 PM »
They really gotta change the name to MeatCouncil.  Then we’re talking.

PogiJones

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10951 on: April 17, 2019, 06:11:14 PM »
MetaCouncil is the most boredom-evoking name ever for a video game forum.

But they have likes, so it's automatically better than RE.  :rejoice

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10952 on: April 17, 2019, 06:18:26 PM »
Fishing for moblin likes, shameful.  :beli

Lonewulfeus

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10953 on: April 17, 2019, 06:22:10 PM »
Fisting for moblin likes  :phil

nudemacusers

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10954 on: April 17, 2019, 06:46:46 PM »
What will last longer: trump’s presidency or resetera? :thinking
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nudemacusers

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10955 on: April 17, 2019, 06:54:33 PM »
Yeah, trump 😂
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Drainage

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10956 on: April 17, 2019, 07:06:28 PM »
MetaCouncil: Things will be different this time

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10957 on: April 17, 2019, 07:07:21 PM »


:lol

nudemacusers

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paprikastaude

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10959 on: April 17, 2019, 07:20:47 PM »
Say what you want, they seem to be successfully running a pretty decent sized gaming forum that actually has decent threads.

There's a few community threads, announcement threads, highlight releases etc.

Compare that with whatever bullshit is on Era at any given moment.

Right, I only had a glimpse and it seemed a little boring. But at least there isn't five variants of "Why pointing out the racism of Super Mario Bros. 3's colonialism matters [READ MOD WARNING]" on the front page.

Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10960 on: April 17, 2019, 07:22:49 PM »
post yuka asshole gape

tummyfat

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10961 on: April 17, 2019, 07:29:44 PM »
lashman will let you in without a paid email

agrajag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10962 on: April 17, 2019, 07:32:13 PM »
hey, if you have an Era acct, you can now report BronsonLee for repeated history of trolling

Lonewulfeus

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10963 on: April 17, 2019, 07:38:25 PM »
While you’re at it, report sweetnicole for being a dumb bitch too.  :lol

zepblackstar

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10964 on: April 17, 2019, 07:42:00 PM »
Wait.. what is happening? Mods leaving, resetera crumbling... the hell is a meta council :doge?

TVC15

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10965 on: April 17, 2019, 07:47:44 PM »
I missed drama :(
serge

Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10966 on: April 17, 2019, 07:53:23 PM »
Era ain't crumbling from that. It's the equivalent of Rockbandgaf or NBAgaf getting purged and starting their own site.

Era would need a much bigger spark than that to crumble. Either that or a death by 1000 cuts scenario with this PC one being a contributor to that, which I could see happening at some point absent any massive controversy.

Most likely scenario is probably just leaning further and further into their bubble until not only the gaming community at large is fed up with them, but the actual industry people are as well. Could happen next year or it could happen 6 years from now, but Era's influence ain't lasting half as long as Gaf's did.

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nachobro

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Jansen

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10969 on: April 17, 2019, 09:09:28 PM »
Quote from: Enrico25, post: 19924792, member: 37971
1) Hachikuji is actually fine with the groping (watch the anime)



2) Monogatari is one of my favorite series. It's true that the anime has a LOT of fanservice but I'm almost completely desensitized to it(I know it's wrong but it certainly isn't going to stopping me from watching the anime)



3) The anime has extremely good writing, graphics and music so I don't really see the problem in small fanservice scenes. It's not like I'm watching it for these.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sony-cracks-down-on-sexually-explicit-content-in-games-article-states-that-it-refers-to-underage-characters-check-threadmarks.111820/page-17#post-19924792

:doge


shosta

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10970 on: April 17, 2019, 09:20:27 PM »
ok, I checked out MeatCouncil's rules

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No Admins, No Mods! Every single full member of the forum is equal and everyone is responsible for making it a good place for people to have chats on various gaming (and non-gaming) topics.​

Content removal is handled automatically through the use of the forum's Report function. If a post receives more than 8 reports - it will be automatically removed. To protect this functionality from abuse - each report will be visible to all full members (including the user whose content got reported) on the profile page of the user whose content received the report. Each report will be fully detailed and include the date, username of the person who issued the report and the comments left when the report was issued. Only report content that is illegal, offensive or in any way violates any of the terms and rules stated in this list. Do not report content that you simply disagree with, because while there is technically no way to stop you from doing it - your behaviour will eventually get noticed, which leads us to the second part of the way to keep the forum a friendly place for everyone:​

User bans will function as follows: each full member has access to the forum's Warning functionality. Each issued warning applies one warning point which expires after 25 days. If at any time a user has more than 3 active warning points - they will automatically receive a 24h ban. If they manage to gather a further 3 warnings (for a total of 6) - the next ban will be a 48h one, then one week (at 9 points), then one month (at 12 points) and then the final one will be a permanent ban (at 15 active warning points). Bans are applied after crossing a warning point threshold, so if a user gets below 3 active points and then crosses the threshold again - it will automatically apply a 24h ban. Additionally - each time a user gets banned, there will be a thread created automatically in the Ban Notifications forum. Same as with reports - to protect this functionality from abuse - each warning will be visible to all full members on the profile page of the user who received the warning (including the user themselves). Each warning will be fully detailed and include the date, username of the person who issued the warning and any comments left when the warning was issued. Only warn users for content or behaviour that is illegal, offensive or in any way violates any of the terms and rules stated in this list. Do not warn users who you simply disagree with, because while there is technically no way to stop you from doing it - your behaviour will eventually get noticed and dealt with accordingly.​

what could go wrong? :doge
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shosta

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10971 on: April 17, 2019, 09:21:29 PM »
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No corporate worship! Corporations aren't your friends and even though they surely appreciate the free advertising and defence you're providing for them - keep in mind that you won't get anything in return for doing it.​

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agrajag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10972 on: April 17, 2019, 09:22:13 PM »
Can't wait until they descend into full on Lord of the Flies madness and feats on each others entrails.

Boredfrom

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10973 on: April 17, 2019, 09:23:57 PM »
I thought RE hated Persona 5 now (PROBLEMATIC CONTENT) but suddenly everyone is bitching because they cannot buy Joker in the es hop because Nintendo shitty servers.

shosta

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10974 on: April 17, 2019, 09:37:21 PM »
Ok, so a baseline.

Final Fantasy 14 is an MMO, and MMO I like. Its my favorite and the best final fantasy. Your favorite one is not as good as this one, factually! I hope you can come to terms with that. The gender locked thing coming back sucks, but I still stand by my statement. However I have reached the brink. In a time where we are discussing in a very through way , what difficulty means and ease of accessibility and what that means for players and developers. I believe I have encountered objectively the hardest obstacle in any video game

BEHOLD!
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MAN, or WOMAN. Yes you sitting behind your desk , or on your bed or in some subway on your phone. You are the most difficult thing in video games, a destroyer of the wills of humans everywhere. Destroyer of all who oppose the, or rather all who assist the in this case.

Let me explain, as an MMO in FF14 you gotta work with people, to dungeons, raids , beat up bosses, that sort of thing. Standard stuff, they even have hard versions of some of those things called " EXTREME " they even have even harder versions of those Raids called " SAVAGE " Difficulty , as the name suggests kinda hard. But lucky for you and I , Savage raids can be done with over leveled characters. So old savage content you can que back in with a character 10 levels higher and hundreds of ilevels stronger and beat up whatever previously unbeatable baddie stood in the way of you and sweet sweet loot. Usually cosmetics . Maybe you were like me college and life got in the way and you couldn't do it when it was level cap, or maybe you just weren't good enough. Either way it doesn't matter, turn item sync off and collectively beat the shit out of any re-imagined final fantasy god of your choosing .

"Village this sounds amazing.What's the issue? " You might inquire, well my friend, you are the issue. You are the problem.

Now these raids , dungeons, bosses ect , often have things we called " Mechanics " , basically you can't just press buttons to win, sometimes you have to... move your character around and actually do a lot of damage. Even though you are over leveled and burn though a bosses health like a hot knife through butter, you still have to do these mechanics to defeat said bosses , sometimes they are deadly. However you should at this point be so over leveled... those mechanics are all you have to generally worry about leaving the rest of the boss a relative cake walk. Heck, if you are healer or a tank, or super over leveled... you might not even need to do mechanics sometimes you can even skip mechanics.

You see what i'm getting at. I can account for myself, today I tried to play a boss,over leveled not only had I beaten that boss before... I had also beaten in when it was cap. Made some time between college anxiety attacks and being broke to play ff14 and do hard boi content. But I thought to myself a couple weeks ago in fact that " hey I wasn't around to get the items , I wasn't around , life and college kicked in real hard . But now I'm over leveled, I can gather some other warriors of light and punch this sentai robot inside of a larger robot in the face " . Had to relearn the fight ,got some people, got a couple wins in. Cool

After that point though, finding people decent enough to do this is ... probably some of the most difficult stuff I have done in a video game. In a lot of video game , the failures are my own and I can get better. But I know how to do this, but the people I'm recruiting don't. And this is not an admonishment of their character.Maybe they were busy, unfocused because something more important was happening, didn't care , what have you. That's all fine, you are not a bad person for not doing this one thing in this game good, live your life super star, shits hard hope you relax playing a game you truly enjoy. However that leaves me a bit assed out.

Now some of you who are familiar with the fashionista hole that is final fantasy 14 might be wondering " Hey dummy boy, turn on duty complete ", which is for all those who are wondering a stipulation which you only allow people to join you who have completed the content you are trying to do. Fantastic, fixes the problem. Only issue is , the people who have done this content, often don't wish to do this anymore. They got in, got out did their time, did the grind. While I was off doing consensual college they were studying the ways of the raid. And how dare I ask them for help.

There are ways around this. You could be an internet celebrity, or just a popular player and get people to just carry you through it how many times you need it done. I'm neither of those. I could try and bother people on forums, I generally don't get nothing out of that and the reply rate is such that folks might not reply for hours until they see it. I could hit my guild, but no one wants to do this content. So what could do I, I have an idea.

A suggestion to square enix, a wild concept.

Let me , give you money for these clothes and this sword. These items are long past their usefulness in terms in game combat, and when they were the difficulty is such that most people weren't doing this content. I find the task of finding people who can do it at this point harder than the content itself , and that's not something you designed for. So instead of me having to literally pay people, to do it as some might, let me pay you to give me these clothes. Its literally not worth it, I would prefer to pay to progress. Jim Sterling often says if someone wants to pay to get past it , its not good content. In this scenario , its great content, but I have to deal with people , and people aren't worth.

Yes I know I have cheated the game and myself, hollow victories, but I don't care. I want a colorable shirt and a sword and dealing with people is making me not even want to engage with the game. Let me give you money, I would happily give you money for this, if you can let me not deal with fred. Fred knows what he did and he knows why I wish to avoid playing ff with him, let me skip fred Square enix.

This is where i'm at now
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remy

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10975 on: April 17, 2019, 09:52:00 PM »
It's like the Destiny 2 raid MM whining but instead of whining that it's too hard to find a group it's that it's too hard to actually bother playing the game at all :lol

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10976 on: April 17, 2019, 09:56:31 PM »
ok, I checked out MeatCouncil's rules

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No Admins, No Mods! Every single full member of the forum is equal and everyone is responsible for making it a good place for people to have chats on various gaming (and non-gaming) topics.​

Content removal is handled automatically through the use of the forum's Report function. If a post receives more than 8 reports - it will be automatically removed. To protect this functionality from abuse - each report will be visible to all full members (including the user whose content got reported) on the profile page of the user whose content received the report. Each report will be fully detailed and include the date, username of the person who issued the report and the comments left when the report was issued. Only report content that is illegal, offensive or in any way violates any of the terms and rules stated in this list. Do not report content that you simply disagree with, because while there is technically no way to stop you from doing it - your behaviour will eventually get noticed, which leads us to the second part of the way to keep the forum a friendly place for everyone:​

User bans will function as follows: each full member has access to the forum's Warning functionality. Each issued warning applies one warning point which expires after 25 days. If at any time a user has more than 3 active warning points - they will automatically receive a 24h ban. If they manage to gather a further 3 warnings (for a total of 6) - the next ban will be a 48h one, then one week (at 9 points), then one month (at 12 points) and then the final one will be a permanent ban (at 15 active warning points). Bans are applied after crossing a warning point threshold, so if a user gets below 3 active points and then crosses the threshold again - it will automatically apply a 24h ban. Additionally - each time a user gets banned, there will be a thread created automatically in the Ban Notifications forum. Same as with reports - to protect this functionality from abuse - each warning will be visible to all full members on the profile page of the user who received the warning (including the user themselves). Each warning will be fully detailed and include the date, username of the person who issued the warning and any comments left when the warning was issued. Only warn users for content or behaviour that is illegal, offensive or in any way violates any of the terms and rules stated in this list. Do not warn users who you simply disagree with, because while there is technically no way to stop you from doing it - your behaviour will eventually get noticed and dealt with accordingly.​

what could go wrong? :doge

I mean... its not like the opposite way of handling all that that era employs is productive to healthy discussion  :doge
  • An anonymous coward user a mod likes who reports you can get your ass banned on totally spurious grounds literally because they don't like what you're saying
  • Actions, reports, and consequences are all actually transparent, and have fixed penalties, not how pissy a forum cop feels about you / that day
  • Black marks decay over time, so you won't get copped with a 'history of histories' for some shit that happened months ago, and you won't inevitably crawl towards permanban entropy the older your account is
  • reporting people not actually breaking any forum rules is against the forum rules

Its a PC-ass gamers solution to forum moderation.
Figure that shit out yourself son, nobodys holding your hand.

shosta

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10977 on: April 17, 2019, 09:59:07 PM »
Can't wait for my metacouncil account to be approved  :hyper
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remy

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10978 on: April 17, 2019, 09:59:38 PM »
I just want a website where I can call Sony fanboys cunts and not get banned

NEWS side issue UNREAD


NEWS the topic list is so busy it gives me a headache UNREAD

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10979 on: April 17, 2019, 10:04:32 PM »
rip era

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