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Joe Molotov

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10860 on: April 18, 2019, 02:07:50 PM »
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10861 on: April 18, 2019, 02:12:24 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/theres-a-hidden-character-in-this-art-from-retro-studios-and-i-cant-figure-out-who-it-is-update-its-a-tease.112124/page-19#post-19972029

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UPDATE: IT'S A TEASE BOYS

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Can we please not use gendered language like this? Not everyone here is male.

Yasss :noah
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10862 on: April 18, 2019, 02:20:41 PM »
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>Perpetuating Harmful Stereotypes

Of? Homophobic politicians who are fixated on oppressing and *curing* the LGBT community?

the stated reason given in that thread, by what I can only assume was the same person mashing the snitch button, is - and I shit you not - because it makes homophobia an 'internal' problem of the LGBT community, not something perpetrated by straights.

and I could explicitly outline the mental gymnastics required to reach that conclusion, but its quite a work out, and I just ate

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10863 on: April 18, 2019, 02:48:50 PM »
joined this site metacouncil because it sounds cool
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10864 on: April 18, 2019, 02:49:58 PM »
Damn I can barely tell the difference

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-trained-an-ai-on-thousands-of-resetera-thread-conversations-and-it-created-hot-gaming-shitposts.112167/

Kotaku: Rocksteady makes a game where you can play as a character
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signal: Original thread:
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Kolx: I guess the title deserves its own thread.
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Nanashrew: I'm pretty sure this is a re-boot of Arkham Asylum.
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PancakeBurglar: No, it's that game that made me think about using the word "character" when referring to Batman.
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kenta: What a fucking mess!
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Grimminski: There's a series of games where you can play as Batman
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Keyouta: Couple of hours of gameplay.
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Patapuf: That was an incredibly well made game at the time, but it's been a long time since I played it.
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Dekuman: That's what Rocksteady does.

Himu

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10865 on: April 18, 2019, 02:52:09 PM »
apparently Reset is bleeding out?

:rejoice

Get fucked!
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10866 on: April 18, 2019, 02:53:56 PM »
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10867 on: April 18, 2019, 02:58:01 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/theres-a-hidden-character-in-this-art-from-retro-studios-and-i-cant-figure-out-who-it-is-update-its-a-tease.112124/page-19#post-19972029

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UPDATE: IT'S A TEASE BOYS

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Can we please not use gendered language like this? Not everyone here is male.

Yasss :noah

OP actually did it  :neogaf

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UPDATE: IT'S A TEASE FELLAS

Can we please not use gendered language like this?  "Fellas" comes from the root word "fellow," which was most commonly used to refer to males.
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Joe Molotov

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10868 on: April 18, 2019, 03:04:17 PM »
UPDATE: IT'S A TEASE FELLX
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Himu

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10869 on: April 18, 2019, 03:08:48 PM »
I find the difference between the people on reset and my social circle interesting.

Reset: Don't use fellas it's a gendered word!

Me to a group of trans: How d'ya do fellas?

:sabu

Maybe rather than get offended use it to your own ends and turn it into a self deprecating joke. Life is too short to get mad at every thing under the kitchen sink, fellas.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10870 on: April 18, 2019, 03:11:25 PM »
OP should've changed it to 'It's a tease bitches!' and took his ban like a man.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10871 on: April 18, 2019, 03:23:05 PM »
hawt
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10872 on: April 18, 2019, 03:23:26 PM »
Wow his ass was filled with sweet delicious Lobster cum

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10873 on: April 18, 2019, 03:25:58 PM »
The lobster banged that puckered starfish so fucking hard it boiled himself

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10874 on: April 18, 2019, 03:26:00 PM »
That’s almost a drawing of a scene from Burroughs’ The Ticket That Exploded, except the dude should be like 12.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10875 on: April 18, 2019, 03:41:52 PM »
Daddy P  8)
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10878 on: April 18, 2019, 04:40:41 PM »
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User Banned (3 days): Perpetuating harmful stereotypes
The most rabid homophobes are often closeted. People who have their sexuality sorted out rarely have any reason to attack the sexuality of others.

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User Banned (3 Days): Perpetuating Harmful Stereotypes
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The most rabid homophobes are often closeted. People who have their sexuality sorted out rarely have any reason to attack the sexuality of others.
Basically.

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User Banned (5 Days): Perpetuating Harmful Stereotypes
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The most rabid homophobes are often closeted. People who have their sexuality sorted out rarely have any reason to attack the sexuality of others.
Yep.

The reason some people are so rabid about preventing "impure" thoughts is because they have them and assume everybody does.

Completely not realizing that if you're not gay those kinds of things don't really pop into your head like that.

 :confused

these are definitely ban worthy comments in a thread literally outing a closeted homophobe
The most rabid mods are closeted fascists.  :doge

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10879 on: April 18, 2019, 04:41:18 PM »
I want to see your eyes crusted shut from jizz

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10880 on: April 18, 2019, 04:43:58 PM »
I want to see your eyes crusted shut from jizz
:whew
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10881 on: April 18, 2019, 04:45:46 PM »
I want to see your eyes crusted shut from jizz


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10882 on: April 18, 2019, 04:46:14 PM »
I'm going to do a filler impersonation from now on

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10883 on: April 18, 2019, 04:48:43 PM »
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I always said that GamerGate was part of a beta test for everything that's taken place since.

There it is. :rejoice

'beta test' because gamergate tested a lot of betas

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10884 on: April 18, 2019, 04:53:39 PM »
metacouncil rules cause lashman basically likes every post on the board :rejoice i'm fuckin rolling in likes

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10885 on: April 18, 2019, 05:02:40 PM »
metacouncil rules cause lashman basically likes every post on the board :rejoice i'm fuckin rolling in likes

Meta-council?  That sounds like stool softener medication
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10886 on: April 18, 2019, 05:03:21 PM »
I've probably only ever liked about 10 posts total

Is there a way for a moderator to check

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10887 on: April 18, 2019, 05:13:25 PM »
I've probably only ever liked about 10 posts total

Is there a way for a moderator to check

http://www.thebore.com/forum/Transhuman/Likecheck  That link should do it.  You can't click it twice or something fucks up.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10888 on: April 18, 2019, 05:16:45 PM »
metacouncil rules cause lashman basically likes every post on the board :rejoice i'm fuckin rolling in likes

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10889 on: April 18, 2019, 05:28:17 PM »
I've probably only ever liked about 10 posts total

Is there a way for a moderator to check

http://www.thebore.com/forum/Transhuman/Likecheck  That link should do it.  You can't click it twice or something fucks up.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10890 on: April 18, 2019, 05:41:49 PM »
Damn I can barely tell the difference

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-trained-an-ai-on-thousands-of-resetera-thread-conversations-and-it-created-hot-gaming-shitposts.112167/

Kotaku: Rocksteady makes a game where you can play as a character
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signal: Original thread:
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Kolx: I guess the title deserves its own thread.
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Nanashrew: I'm pretty sure this is a re-boot of Arkham Asylum.
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PancakeBurglar: No, it's that game that made me think about using the word "character" when referring to Batman.
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kenta: What a fucking mess!
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Grimminski: There's a series of games where you can play as Batman
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Keyouta: Couple of hours of gameplay.
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Patapuf: That was an incredibly well made game at the time, but it's been a long time since I played it.
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Dekuman: That's what Rocksteady does.
Someone should play a game...is it an incoherent AI shit post or is it Slayvern?
« Last Edit: April 18, 2019, 05:48:08 PM by Potato »
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10891 on: April 18, 2019, 05:55:01 PM »
metacouncil rules cause lashman basically likes every post on the board :rejoice i'm fuckin rolling in likes

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James survived the Zio Realm :rejoice
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10892 on: April 18, 2019, 06:03:08 PM »
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>Perpetuating Harmful Stereotypes

Of? Homophobic politicians who are fixated on oppressing and *curing* the LGBT community?

the stated reason given in that thread, by what I can only assume was the same person mashing the snitch button, is - and I shit you not - because it makes homophobia an 'internal' problem of the LGBT community, not something perpetrated by straights.

and I could explicitly outline the mental gymnastics required to reach that conclusion, but its quite a work out, and I just ate

It’s not about Republicans being secretly gay, it’s the implication that gay people are secretly Republicans.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10893 on: April 18, 2019, 06:13:48 PM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10894 on: April 18, 2019, 06:20:24 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/kotaku-uk-super-smash-bros-ultimates-persona-5-dlc-includes-a-disability-slur.112306/

 :shaq2

People surprised that Kotaku is click bait driven...

Hobbes pretending to be some big journalist  :lol

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This thread has now devolved into the ethics and process of games journalism.

I love it. You're all *checks notes* professionals.

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See, there you go again with your assumptions. You have nothing that proves your statement yet you sit there and speak about the basics of journalism like you have authority to do so.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/kotaku-uk-super-smash-bros-ultimates-persona-5-dlc-includes-a-disability-slur.112306/post-19980389

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10895 on: April 18, 2019, 06:30:58 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-black-culture-community-ot-4-melanin-and-estrogen-the-new-kryptonite.74863/page-184
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Just to let everyone know. Diz's ban has been extended by a week.

Anyone know what he did?
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10896 on: April 18, 2019, 06:33:03 PM »
Bring a "professional" implies you get paid for doing something, yet there is no evidence that Hobbes has ever been paid to write anything in his "career".

Also, speaking of professionalism, I love how the Kotakunts say they have "reached out" to Nintendo, Deep Silver and whoever else for comment.

Any professional journalist would know that you don't publish your accusation without first getting a comment from the parties being accused of something. You know, like, this idea of balance that any rudimentary understanding of journalism ethics would teach you.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10898 on: April 18, 2019, 06:34:11 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/kotaku-uk-super-smash-bros-ultimates-persona-5-dlc-includes-a-disability-slur.112306/

 :shaq2

People surprised that Kotaku is click bait driven...

Wait, now people are up in arms over the word "distinguished mentally-challenged fellowed"? WTF?

Ironically enough, the most I've heard that used (in the context of "that's really stupid!") was by fellow coworkers when I worked at a special ed software company.
^_^

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10899 on: April 18, 2019, 06:37:07 PM »
https://metacouncil.com/threads/what-have-you-fundamentally-got-wrong.915/post-29428
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My parents never made us wear seatbelts as kids so when I was in the driving school and I had to go in and drive the car I tried to quickly work out how the belts work so I sorta mangled them all over my body causing the driver instructor to look at me with the "how stupid is this guy" look.
Looks like the standard of intelligence on metacouncil is up there with the best of "can't wipe my own ass" REEE and DeadGAF.


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10900 on: April 18, 2019, 06:39:04 PM »
I've probably only ever liked about 10 posts total

Is there a way for a moderator to check

http://www.thebore.com/forum/Transhuman/Likecheck  That link should do it.  You can't click it twice or something fucks up.

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Holy crap; if you right-click the like link and "Open in incognito," it gives an extra, unnamed like!

I can give 2 likes!
 :rejoice

Someone else do it and see if it unlikes my incognito like


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10902 on: April 18, 2019, 06:43:37 PM »
I just incogLiked a bunch of posts. Someone try to undo them.



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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10905 on: April 18, 2019, 06:54:34 PM »
Outrage first, clarify later.

https://twitter.com/ChirsXBlade/status/1119006705537433600

I know this dance... she is going to bitch about how her bosses didn’t protect her from online harassment and the real problem is the gamers and Atlus and Nintendo and Etc,

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10906 on: April 18, 2019, 06:56:00 PM »
Not that anybody did anything wrong, of course, but an article that didn't bother to wait for anyone to reply before getting published, which was based on a single persons mondegreen, and despite being corrected post-publication, confirming there is no news story, has yet to be fully corrected or indeed, retracted, as a non-story, but it wasn't the authors decision to publish without any fact checking. Or tweet and then delete the same unchecked sentiment on their personal Twitter.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10907 on: April 18, 2019, 06:57:11 PM »
Typical #gamergaters attacking kotaku again

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10908 on: April 18, 2019, 06:58:00 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/sony-and-ms-need-to-mandate-performance-mode-in-all-games-next-gen.112308/post-19979258

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There is no game on Earth that "needs" 60 FPS.
There is no game on Earth that doesn't benefit from 60 FPS.
There is no game on Earth that doesn't benefit from framerates higher than 60 FPS on a high refresh rate display.

There are zero exceptions to what I just said and it's not possible to argue otherwise. It's not a debate.

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Why is it that whenever I see "It's not a debate" it's usually from people who have the least grasp of the debate at hand?

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You're welcome to elaborate

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The debate has nothing to do with a hypothetical cost-free 60fps, and everything to do with resource allocation, where 60fps does have costs. It takes time, money, and processing power to reach a locked 60fps. For the end-user, while the dev's time and money aren't necessarily important, the processing power allocation is. When people say a game like BotW should be locked 30fps, it's because bumping it to 60 would cost visual fidelity in a game that is already on the edge of occasionally being ugly, occasionally being beautiful. You can think that the cost is worth it; that's great. But some people don't. And that's where the debate lies. To say there is "not a debate" when there clearly is a debate as to how resources can best be allocated for each game is just plain wrong.

Dumb guy:

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10909 on: April 18, 2019, 06:59:55 PM »
It's almost like there's a need for a movement advocating for better ethics in games journalism...



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That's NOT rooted in deep-seated misogyny and racism.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10910 on: April 18, 2019, 07:01:50 PM »
I find the difference between the people on reset and my social circle interesting.

Reset: Don't use fellas it's a gendered word!

Me to a group of trans: How d'ya do fellas?

:sabu

Maybe rather than get offended use it to your own ends and turn it into a self deprecating joke. Life is too short to get mad at every thing under the kitchen sink, fellas.

Put it together: I rock hoes, y'all rock fellas
And now y'all try to take my spot, fellas
Feel these hot rocks, fellas, put you in a dry spot, fellas
In a pine box with nine shots from my Glock, fellas

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10911 on: April 18, 2019, 07:02:42 PM »
This thread has veered into discussing the author rather than the article and does not seem to be producing good discussion. Thread locked.

hahaha fucking cowards.

Look, I get you eratta are all about the optics and how things aren't a good look, but yeah, a games journo doing fuck all fact checking, posting a feels-piece thats easily debunked, not fucking editing ot removing it, then going on twitter saying they "didn't choose to do that" when their personal twitter account shows they fucking did, and making vague "I'm not allowed to say what REALLY happened" claims is - OF FUCKING COURSE - going to have people talking about the author of the shitty article, not just the article itself.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10912 on: April 18, 2019, 07:04:01 PM »
It's almost like there's a need for a movement advocating for better ethics in games journalism...



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That's NOT rooted in deep-seated misogyny and racism.
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GG was pretty convenient for journos and woke slacktivists.
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And trumptards and trolls.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10913 on: April 18, 2019, 07:06:24 PM »
Many good reasons to lock the thread like how the article is based on some assumption but RE of course went with this

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This thread has veered into discussing the author rather than the article and does not seem to be producing good discussion. Thread locked.

Can't possibly imply that she might be a shit journalist

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10914 on: April 18, 2019, 07:06:46 PM »
It's almost like allowing the mentally ill to run a forum was a bad idea...
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10915 on: April 18, 2019, 07:17:25 PM »
Counterfeit likes ruin the integrity of the entire like system  :doge

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10916 on: April 18, 2019, 07:18:07 PM »
It's almost like allowing the mentally ill to run a forum was a bad idea...

well ackshually they're retort it.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10917 on: April 18, 2019, 07:30:12 PM »
I can‘t believe Pogi solved the ghost likes phenomenon.

Maybe he is smarter than we think...

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #10919 on: April 18, 2019, 07:46:22 PM »
You edited your post to tone down the aggression? Weird.

The incoglikes can be undone.  :stahp