River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[BisMarckie]

I'm only interested if he gets fucked by at least one tiger.
I have looked for a video of something like that for decades, but a book will do I guess.

[BisMarckie]

Dravin, the were-mouse king, never wanted to rule. That was what alphas were for. But the fate of the kingdom was thrust upon him. Now, he must secure his position before his banished brother seizes the throne from right beneath his nose.

But fate had other plans.

Logan was a were-tiger for hire. He vowed to protect the king’s life at all costs. He didn’t know where they were going or why.

But something about the were-mouse intrigued him. He’d never met such a spunky, feisty omega before. Especially not one who calls himself king.

After a rocky start, the unlikely couple learn that they have much in common. Their love will be tested like steel forged in the flames.

Will their love bring them closer together or drive them apart?

Will Logan be able to protect his unborn babies or will he succumb to the dark side and help Dravin’s brother become king?

NO cheating, NO cliffhangers, just two unlikely lovers coming together to bring precious babies into the world.

Were-Tigers.

[Momo]

So who gets to be the vampire tiger?

[BisMarckie]

There is also a sequel, but I strongly advise you to read the entire trilogy.

[Nintex]

 

[BisMarckie]

Carrots. Roger, the omega were-rabbit, hated carrots.

But something happened at 777 LuckyFoot Lane. Something that would intertwine the lives of the QuickPaw and the Razdar clans, the were-tiger billionaire clan of bankers, together in a cruel twist of fate.

Can a were-rabbit who hates carrots and a were-tiger set aside their differences long enough to acknowledge what they both know to be true?

[Momo]

Wait these are books? I thought it was porn

[Boredfrom]

Books can be porn.

[BisMarckie]

Wait these are books? I thought it was porn

I don't think there are many places where this would be legal to film.

Land of the free my ass.

[nudemacusers]

Mew mews

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

[Momo]

[Joe Molotov]

[Potato]

Will you nerds stfu!

For the record, don't Google image search "fucking nerds" unless you want to be awkwardly aroused.

[benjipwns]

The Fuhrer loved the Disney icon so much that he watched five of the mouse's cartoons in July 1937.  Goebbels’ diaries record that for Christmas 1937, he gave Hitler a present of several American movies including 18 Mickey Mouse shorts.  (Der Führer "freut sich sehr darüber. Ist ganz glücklich über diesen Schatz." - He is very pleased and very happy about this treasure.")  Snow White, based on a Germanic folk tale, was eagerly awaited.  “No other American movie received that much attention in the National Socialist press.” (p. 13)  With its smash success upon its American premiere on December 24, 1937, Goebbels immediately ordered Snow White be acquired for German distribution.

[Joe Molotov]

name one anime where every major character is over the age of 18

Ghost in the Shell

[Boredfrom]

name one anime where every major character is over the age of 18

Monster

[pancakesandsex]

Vic has been kind of a known creeper / boogeyman / open secret in anime circles for a while.  That this stuff is coming out is not a surprise, it mostly sucks it took this long.  He also mixes his evangelical background with his anime convention work which kinda further complicates the picture.  There's a long interview from a few years ago from ANN which is worth a listen if you're wondering how this guy sees himself.

https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/anncast/2013-08-29

[HaughtyFrank]

I love it when people are so set on saying something woke they forget any logic, like this smart guy implying that cops didn't get away with killing minorities in the 50s

Well yeah, you can murder minorities and get away with it.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/it-is-safer-to-be-a-cop-today-than-50-years-ago-in-america-usa-university-studies.113811/post-20228770

[Boredfrom]

Weren't at least some of the accusations against Vic made up?

I confess to not looking into it too deeply tho

The initial one as far as i remember yeah, the girl in the image embarrassingly told them to piss off. There's also videos of some of the claimed incidents where people are just being jovial lol


initial as in the first one they sorta spammed around as proof

Well, it truly feels like Gamergate 2.0 with RE claiming is all lies:

I mean I don't know how anyone can indisputably prove whether or not someone on the internet is the person in the image on the internet that they say they are, unless they're someone well known or can provide a shoe on head style photo.

It could very well be that girl is the one in the photo. Maybe she is and maybe she isn't. That doesn't actually prove anything at all. If one girl in one photo has no problem with Vic, it doesn't actually prove anything about anything except that single photo.

I'm not even sure the photo being referred to was ever supposed to be about a specific girl with a specific complaint. Many, many photos of girls (usually with faces blurred) with Vic were shared around in those early days of the accusations coming to light as examples of "look how close he gets to these underage girls." Many of those were never actually people saying, "I am this girl, and I am mad." Of course, some of them were.

Was the photo this girl says is her ever intended to be the latter? Or was it just an example of how weirdly close Vic puts himself to underage girls? No idea. The whole thread of that part of the discussion was left deliberately hard to follow.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/vic-mignogna-accused-of-homophobia-antisemitism-sexual-harrassment-by-fans-professionals-rooster-teeth-and-funimation-cut-ties-lawsuit-filed.94896/page-86#post-20226741

[clothedmacuser]

I also like Nepenthe's statement.

Another thing black people could've just told you.

Black people could have told you that the rate of officer deaths is dropping?  Because . . .  what?  They share stats on this?

[clothedmacuser]

Not to imply that black people follow police deaths and hold secret parties when they happen.

[Boredfrom]

Not to imply that black people follow police deaths and hold secret parties when they happen.

“Just Nephente”

[Nuitangg]

Still waiting on that Era thread.  Oh, nevermind.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/04/15/us/dallas-transgender-assault-arrest/index.html

[Occam]

name one anime where every major character is over the age of 18

Cowboy Bebop

[benjipwns]

I also like Nepenthe's statement.

Another thing black people could've just told you.

Black people could have told you that the rate of officer deaths is dropping?  Because . . .  what?  They share stats on this?

you sayin black people can't read or count? this ain't it robert parish

[PogiJones]

name one anime where every major character is over the age of 18

Octopath Traveler. It's a game, but still.

[Rufus]

name one anime where every major character is over the age of 18

Cowboy Bebop

Ed (their hacker) is a teen.

[Snoopycat_]

Some website no one has ever heard of criticizes Gaf. Gaf is so thirsty for attention they actually believe it makes them relevant again

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/exclusive-afro-republican-and-neogaf-site-owner-attacked-by-sensitive-emotional-journalist-and-followers-on-twitter.1478569/

[BisMarckie]

this ain't it robert parish

00/10 For this reference.

[thisismyusername]

name one anime where every major character is over the age of 18

Cowboy Bebop

Ed, Ein.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/avengers-endgame-spoiler-ot-lets-go-get-this-son-of-a-bitch.113103/page-144

I just finished watching endgame and started skimming through that thread.

Sweet mother what a pathetic forum.

 

[benjipwns]

okay cauli, i took a peek

This movie really tests on the viewer on who's been paying attention.

love that they really slowed this down and showed us why we should give a fuck.

The one thing I'm curious about is why would Nebula not immediately activate her time suit

That scene legit near killed me. I got home at 12:30am after seeing the movie with my brother and had to rush up the stairs and kiss my 4 year of daughter on the forehead.

nope im out

[james]

name one anime where every major character is over the age of 18

Lupin the 3rd

[benjipwns]

name one anime where every major character is over the age of 18

The Trump Administration. (Except Baron.)

[BisMarckie]

I love how they’re setting up spidey, dude at 15-16 has already fought intergalactic foes and has had the greatest mentors around him.
Dudes gonna be a monster once he figures it out!

With the right training he could become a superhero. Wait...

[BisMarckie]

Not seeing it mentioned much, but as a guy who likes a quiet theater, it was nice to hear women appreciate the all female "we got this" moment during the final battle.

The moment itself is a great one, but the context could have been tweaked to seem a little less on the nose. I didn't see Captain Marvel needing the assistance.

Big Lebowski Thor had everyone cracking up. Most of us thought about it before the movie itself said it.

[BisMarckie]

The charge of the heroines was such a cool moment. I saw the movie with a coworker and she got super excited when it came up.

I imagine douchebags on the internet probably will hate that part. I expect it to be a topic in the RLM review

 

[benjipwns]

Yeah, it was also the only action-fight scene in these films* in ages where someone clearly spatially plotted out the thing and had the ability to do so since it was probably entirely a CGI production with unlimited budget.

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Yeah, I know, it's why I can't bring myself to handle The Dark Knight's action scenes that all make no sense.

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Much like all of its other scenes where Ledger isn't monologuing to a captured audience.

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*Does not apply to Zach "Da God" Snyder. Man of Steel and BvS both are clearly well plotted in this regard. Even the awful (for other reasons) fights at the end of both.

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Two embedded spoilers and a footnote?

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[BisMarckie]

Korg showing up and playing Fortnite also got a big clap. All the kids knew what's up.

From what I’ve read, this movie seems to be super pandering and filled to the brim with references to pop culture.
Which means they will scream, cry and kiss their daughter on the forehead.
Can’t wait for them campaigning for it to win best film.

[benjipwns]

ResetERA.com should be taking issue with that the most, I'm supposed to believe that Fortnite is still going to be the most popular thing in five years when half the population has been eliminated? And that space aliens will be playing it on a Dual Shock 4?

[benjipwns]

In five years, Fortnite will be the game Stefan Molyenaux uses to bond with his daughter.

#QuoteMeInJune

[BisMarckie]

Let’s not forget that Fortnite launched the career of alt-right streamer ninja, who drove the getaway car when Pewdiepie shot up a mosque in Christchurch and bombed Sri Lanka.

[BisMarckie]

Who would be Hitler’s favorite Marvel character* ?

*Thor doesn’t count
* Let’s ignore that Nazis love DC.

[Joe Molotov]

ResetERA.com should be taking issue with that the most, I'm supposed to believe that Fortnite is still going to be the most popular thing in five years when half the population has been eliminated? And that space aliens will be playing it on a Dual Shock 4?

Cerny got snapped, confirmed. No one was left to create the PS5.

[benjipwns]

Why wouldn't Korg just play it on his docked (for secret sauce) Switch 2.0?

[Great Rumbler]

name one anime where every major character is over the age of 18

Ghost in the Shell
Patlabor

[Cauliflower Of Love]

okay cauli, i took a peek

This movie really tests on the viewer on who's been paying attention.

love that they really slowed this down and showed us why we should give a fuck.

The one thing I'm curious about is why would Nebula not immediately activate her time suit

That scene legit near killed me. I got home at 12:30am after seeing the movie with my brother and had to rush up the stairs and kiss my 4 year of daughter on the forehead.

nope im out

These are literally the ones that pushed me over the edge.

I went into the thread to see people talking about theories and felt like a dork doing that.

Then..

*Snap fingers*

[Drainage]

Post 3 fucking cat photos (including one with an adorable sign) and Bork has a meltdown where he deletes a page of quality posts (even posts with 5 likes) and then locks the thread to reboot it elsewhere.

But this endless nerd bullshit is ok?

 

You have to understand this thread is made up of former Neogaf and fucking Resetera posters

[thetylerrob]

Mezzo forte 

[benjipwns]

In many ways it is ultimately the perfect modern franchise movie. Three hours of showing how they got to a deus ex machina.

That wasn't even setup prior making literally a year worth of endless fan theories impossible to be right. All while revisiting a decades worth of I REMEMBER THAT AND I CLAPPED.

"Lucasfilm" on notice.

[benjipwns]

User Banned (1 Day): Personal attacks against another member

can always count on Mr.Awesome to post positive financial numbers for whatever reason

Pretty sure he's a Russian bot at this point.

He also enjoys posting threads about Trump that puts him in a positive light all the time.

Fairly obvious pattern into his objectives.

cauli can u sort

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/march-2019-npd-u-s-hardware-predictions-closes-tuesday-april-16th-see-staff-post.110225/post-20203670

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[Bore Expert]

name one anime where every major character is over the age of 18

Cowboy Bebop

Ed, Ein.

Ed Gein.

[benjipwns]

Ed Gein.

Knowing Democrats, yes, he would be able to vote despite dying in 1984.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

They think they're a platform.

[benjipwns]

lol voat

https://archive.fo/AUOT7

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[halfanhourglass]

I just realised that Bore’s own sales insider/Best Buy night janitor Benji is showing his face now. Good for him.

https://twitter.com/BenjiSales

[benjipwns]

i'm pretty good looking actually

er i mean benjisales is, who i am not

https://twitter.com/BenjiSales/status/1121088246832881664

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/march-2019-npd-u-s-hardware-predictions-closes-tuesday-april-16th-see-staff-post.110225/post-20203670

OFFICIAL STAFF COMMUNICATION
Hello everyone. We just wanted to comment officially on the removal of certain information: It's been brought to our attention that proprietary NPD data has been posted in these threads and that it's been proliferating widely in a way that is a growing problem for everyone involved.

We are asking y'all to help deescalate the situation and avoid having such data spread from here. We know we can't control what people do in private, but please avoid posting NPD numbers on this platform. We really don't want to ban anyone, but that will have to be the next step if things don't settle down. Thank you for your understanding.

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