River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Dude doesn't know how to cut 50 words out or 3400 essay.



Edit: just saw the excerpt.

Dude explained a proxy war for a history class.



I hope dude gets a plaigarise fail for posting that a d the professor does a Google search.

[BisMarckie]

That wasn’t the point. The point was to laugh at Finale Fireworker.

[benjipwns]

You think?

It was somehow worst than I imagined. You know I know better than this. How could I have been so foolish?

[BisMarckie]

I love that his only citation is something that adds absolutely nothing and should be cut.


And he doesn’t use Chicago style citations. 

[benjipwns]

I'm also pretty sure chunks of it are just factually wrong especially with the way the sentences are written. But I'll let Kirblar, well known Korean War expert author, handle that over on ResetERA.com.

Regarding the most obvious cuts, since that's supposedly why we wanted to see this (wink wink), he could just use The British or British every time after he originally mentioned British government/foreign policy rather than repeating it like he's trying to pad his word count until it sounds unnatural.

[Bore Expert]

That wasn’t the point. The point was to laugh at Finale Fireworker.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/what-is-this-gold-snes-controller-just-discoloration-from-age.1228679/#post-205746095

 

[BisMarckie]

Damn Bitch, You live like this?

[thisismyusername]

Hey *one who incoherently screeches* bot: You could at least credit me in the Dunkey thread for your find.

Edit: lmao the wordfilters.

[benjipwns]

that whole story is amazing, he's so earnest about it being gold and then just chucks it in the toilet, there's depths to this guy that probably still need to be mined like Ms.Galaxy

at least this was in 2016, so that disgusting left side of the picture is explained by his now worrying about climate chaos and being unable to clean

[VomKriege]

Damn Bitch, You live like this?

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Dude that plunger is right on the floor? The heat register is piss rusted?

[benjipwns]

i saw the thread for that on reddit and it didn't seem like genuine dunkey content to me

[HaughtyFrank]

Hey *one who incoherently screeches* bot: You could at least credit me in the Dunkey thread for your find.

Edit: lmao the wordfilters.

I... did not expect that when I clicked the link

[BisMarckie]

here's a picture of Leah showing off her engagement ring and it doesn't look like the ring in that video either

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

not even close bay-beeeeeee

[benjipwns]

i like that the link totally works despite the filter

there's seemingly a link to the actual full porn on page 4

quality kiwifarms content and investigation yet again

[benjipwns]

maddox's whole thing where he sued everybody he ever met was the best content he produced since Unfastened Coins

[jorma]

I used to really like maddox's YouTube vids

...and Tales of a Mere Existence. Wait, Lenny is still making these?



..........dude really fell off

Maddox was the funniest shit on the internet when he posted random rants on his website, but if they ever make a modern version of "video killed the radio star", it's probably gonna be about Maddox.

[Potato]

That wasn’t the point. The point was to laugh at Finale Fireworker.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/what-is-this-gold-snes-controller-just-discoloration-from-age.1228679/#post-205746095

 

That thread was made right around the time that he was sexually assaulting women in refrigerators, right?

What are the odds Finale Fireworks is a serial killer?


Edit: top of page Yuka

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[Potato]

The Korean War was the first Proxy conflict of the cold war. A proxy conflict is an armed conflict between two countries or groups that is instigated and controlled by other countries not directly implicated in the conflict. British foreign policy and military strength played a key role in the military and diplomatic processes of the conflict.

My six year old is less repetitive. She also has a better understanding of how to use paragraphs.

I definitely can't see how he could possibly cut 400 words out of this fucking drivel. I mean, he's already cut ALL of the references out and any semblance of coherence to his arguments.

[BisMarckie]

You are focusing too much on the left side. The toilet itself is also filthy.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Endgame spoilers if you give a shit:

Well I just walked out of my first movie ever without staying till the end. I thought they threaded the needle perfectly only to blow it by failing to stick the landing.

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All I wanted was to let Steve and Peggy have their dance on screen. But no. Fucking Benjamin button meets saving private Ryan whoosh cut to the present day and I guess we're supposed to be OK with it happening off screen?!!

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People were RAGING at me for storming out and I knocked over some popcorn and soda but I REFUSE to be played like that. Thank God I knew ahead of time there's no post credits scene because I would have wasted another fifteen minutes waiting for it.
Russo brothers proved in the final few minutes that they just don't get it.

Ten years of emotional investment. WASTED.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/avengers-endgame-spoiler-ot-lets-go-get-this-son-of-a-bitch.113103/page-214#post-20255342

I come here bearing gifts for benji

[Boredfrom]

Endgame spoilers if you give a shit:

Well I just walked out of my first movie ever without staying till the end. I thought they threaded the needle perfectly only to blow it by failing to stick the landing.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

All I wanted was to let Steve and Peggy have their dance on screen. But no. Fucking Benjamin button meets saving private Ryan whoosh cut to the present day and I guess we're supposed to be OK with it happening off screen?!!

[close]

People were RAGING at me for storming out and I knocked over some popcorn and soda but I REFUSE to be played like that. Thank God I knew ahead of time there's no post credits scene because I would have wasted another fifteen minutes waiting for it.
Russo brothers proved in the final few minutes that they just don't get it.

Ten years of emotional investment. WASTED.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/avengers-endgame-spoiler-ot-lets-go-get-this-son-of-a-bitch.113103/page-214#post-20255342

I come here bearing gifts for benji

I'm kidding obviously but it's almost verbatim how I actually ruined my first viewing of AI when I thought they were aliens. I fixed it but the shame was real.

The best thing Stinkles has ever written.

[PogiJones]

Octopath Traveler. It's a game, but still.

Wait what? ALL of them look underage

Youngest is Tressa at 18. Everyone else is 20+, and there are a couple of 30+'s (Cyrus, Olberic).

Yeah, I was as surprised as you about Tressa; I thought she was supposed to be something like 16. But all the others are clearly adults; I don't get how you could think otherwise, tbh.





Hm, I guess Therion looks young, too. Wiki says he's 22 though. 

[D3RANG3D]

 

[PogiJones]

Never played an RPGMaker game, so I don't know the feel. I loved Octopath, though. But the lack of characters interacting with each other was a huge problem that I hope they have the funding to address in the sequel.

[PogiJones]

TheSyldat's ban wasn't a perm! 

[BisMarckie]

TheSyldat's ban wasn't a perm! 

Louise Hodge however is gone forever.

[nudemacusers]

While we’re on the subject, did fetuses get snapped in infinity war?

There are some issues with endgame if so.

[nudemacusers]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/am-i-being-paranoid-or-unreasonable.113962/

I fucked Ted.

P sure this is the same guy who at (the old place) said he hooked up with dudes on the side cuz he realized he was bi and got the go ahead from his wife.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/new-to-open-relationships-your-experiences.1207564/#post-200919762

Eh, as a counter-example, I've been with the same woman for eighteen years and our relationship's been semi-open for five. Doing great here.

So, I am bisexual. My wife is not, nor does she have the desire to fool around with other guys. I am free to engage in a limited number of sex acts with other people, but only men, and only following a strict set of guidelines.

Since she's not getting anything out of it - other than the stories, which she enjoys greatly - I'd describe it as "semi-open." It's not an official term or anything.

I mean duh this was the outcome.

[benita]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-want-to-talk-about-a-scene-in-endgame-unmarked-spoilers.113954/


Man, they really can't be happy about ANYTHING

Spreadsheet going hard in the paint making sure everyone knows that the women were the central characters of the whole movie.

Also lol @ how fucking thin skinned DigitalOP is. Every single thread he creates where people disagree with him he comes back hard with

"Read the OP"
"That's not what I said”
"Yeah I know that but read the OP"
"Can tell the people who didn't read the OP"

 

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-want-to-talk-about-a-scene-in-endgame-unmarked-spoilers.113954/


Man, they really can't be happy about ANYTHING

He's complaining about a tiny part of a giant fight scene with literally EVERYBODY?    Most of the characters (outside the main cast) only had small parts in the movie and that should have been expected.

He's even more of a moron for complaining about how Hawkeye is used in the movie.  This shit isn't complex.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-want-to-talk-about-a-scene-in-endgame-unmarked-spoilers.113954/

It came off as corny to me. Like Marvel is rushing in to cash in on girl power after ignoring women for so many films.

Yes, that 20 second shot of the women all standing together was cashing in on GRRRL POWR.  Also let's ignore that Captain Marvel movie that came out a month or two ago. 

[bork]

https://twitter.com/kamiilious/status/1121736738282643456

[bork]

Wow, Twitter is stupider than usual lately.

https://twitter.com/lollcano/status/1120375785766961152
https://twitter.com/lollcano/status/1120399606402179074

[D3RANG3D]

I've never seen GOT 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

the most significant piece of pop culture of our generation

[BisMarckie]

Why would I watch Game of Thrones if I could just read about the Holy Roman Empire. It had more political fuckery and also more incest.

[BisMarckie]

Me neither, I heard how it ends and that made sure that I would never watch it. 

[benjipwns]

i was waiting for game of thrones to finish to watch it

the books i mean

any little excuse to not do something helps

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/am-i-being-paranoid-or-unreasonable.113962/

I fucked Ted.

Edit: clarification. My wife came to me to ask if she could do this and I told her it was okay because of what we were going through at the time.

that does clarify things a bit, thanks

P sure this is the same guy who at (the old place) said he hooked up with dudes on the side cuz he realized he was bi and got the go ahead from his wife.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/new-to-open-relationships-your-experiences.1207564/#post-200919762

Eh, as a counter-example, I've been with the same woman for eighteen years and our relationship's been semi-open for five. Doing great here.

So, I am bisexual. My wife is not, nor does she have the desire to fool around with other guys. I am free to engage in a limited number of sex acts with other people, but only men, and only following a strict set of guidelines.

Since she's not getting anything out of it - other than the stories, which she enjoys greatly - I'd describe it as "semi-open." It's not an official term or anything.

I mean duh this was the outcome.

that does clarify things a bit, thanks

[VomKriege]

GoT is pretty big but you can't have the "most important pop culture thing of our generation" label all at the same time for Harry Potter, Avatar, Lost, Marvel movies, Star Wars, LotR, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Matrix and the many others I'm forgetting.

[benjipwns]

Donald Trump is the most important pop culture thing of our generation. #QuoteMeInJune

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/invasive-threads-every-second-on-resetera-mobile.113902/

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I've been warning you guys about this for  months now

Problem solved: https://www.resetera.com/threads/invasive-ads-every-second-on-resetera-mobile.113902/post-20247996

If you’re having problems with ads, please report them in our ad reporting thread: https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-ad-reporting-thread.60928/

This thread is monitored by our tech team.

Problem solved again: https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-ad-reporting-thread.60928/post-20249476

Lol, another thread trying to explain the problem just got locked.

"Please post in this thread, which hasn't been responded to in a week."

Mess.

The topic is being investigated. While a response cannot be made to every post, the matter is serious and not being ignored.

Thanks for posting. I don't think anyone was asking for or expecting a response for EVERY post...but I think it's reasonable to expect a mod post after 40+ posts from today alone in this thread, especially with the multiple threads being locked, especially with the difficulty people are having even posting in the ad reporting thread because of malicious ads, and especially given there hasn't been a mod post in here in a week or so if I'm not mistaken.

I'd rather have an Admin response than a Mod response to this mess.

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We've urgently contacted our ad agency about this latest outbreak. Thank you for the reports; the detail and links should help us get a grip on it as soon as possible.

Since the issue seems unusually severe I have temporarily suspended displaying all ads on mobile for now.

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Update: Our ad agency has purged all providers they believe these issues could possibly be coming from. They will now restore ads one provider at a time to ensure a lasting resolution. They will be monitoring this thread closely and if the issues return (which we hope they will not), that will mean they can identify which provider is responsible. Towards this end please keep posting and reporting if you see the redirects crop up again like they were before. Thank you!

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The issue is happenening now. Got 3 redirects in the last 5 minutes, of the same URLs mentioned above.

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[tummyfat]

That guy throwing pee on Amirox was the most significant pop culture moment in our generation

[BisMarckie]

Was resetera‘s ad agency the ad team on Neogaf at the old place?

[BikeJesus]

I've never seen GOT 

i was waiting for game of thrones to finish to watch it

the books i mean

any little excuse to not do something helps

i was actually waiting for the books to be finished before reading it and then watching the shows, but since it doesn't seem like they will ever be finished, I just don't give a shit. I went to a friends to watch the season opener a couple weeks ago and I can't remember anything about it other than a child being lit on fire and a couple sets of tits.

[benjipwns]

What's probably the saddest part about that thread (and the other Avengers threads) is how many posts there are talking about how annoyed with that moment (and it's really just a moment) because all they could think about is that incels and trolls online were going to complain about it. Genuinely sad in the genuinely pathetic kind of way where these people are so enveloped in the online anger it's all they can think about even in the middle of what might be the most anticipated event of some of their lives.

I suggest to you, sir, the possibility that this is why it was the most anticipated event of their lives.

[benjipwns]

No one will give a shit about GOT 2 years from now, there will be 5 new "best shows ever" by then.

It will be called the endless hellscape that is our few days left on this dying and doomed planet due to our sins.

[benjipwns]

Huddling together wishing for the sweet release of death will replace Netflix and chill.

[benjipwns]

REMEMBER 👏 TO 👏 VOTE 👏 IN 👏 2020 👏

[benjipwns]

wait...should it be: RE 👏 MEM 👏 BER 👏 TO 👏 VOTE 👏 IN 👏 20 👏 20 👏

[bork]

I've never seen GOT 

Neither have I.  Maybe one day, maybe not. 


At my previous job, when the "Winter is coming" meme first made the rounds, someone emailed that out with a picture of Sean Bean.  I responded with something like "What's with this Lord Of The Rings thing?" and got like 50 responses back from triggered idiots blasting me that it was GOT.     Never saw so many people getting butthurt over a troll response IRL before.

[benjipwns]

It's not an advertising campaign for obtaining proper winter gear?

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-want-to-talk-about-a-scene-in-endgame-unmarked-spoilers.113954/


Man, they really can't be happy about ANYTHING

He's complaining about a tiny part of a giant fight scene with literally EVERYBODY?    Most of the characters (outside the main cast) only had small parts in the movie and that should have been expected.

He's even more of a moron for complaining about how Hawkeye is used in the movie.  This shit isn't complex.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-want-to-talk-about-a-scene-in-endgame-unmarked-spoilers.113954/

It came off as corny to me. Like Marvel is rushing in to cash in on girl power after ignoring women for so many films.

Yes, that 20 second shot of the women all standing together was cashing in on GRRRL POWR.  Also let's ignore that Captain Marvel movie that came out a month or two ago. 

What's probably the saddest part about that thread (and the other Avengers threads) is how many posts there are talking about how annoyed with that moment (and it's really just a moment) because all they could think about is that incels and trolls online were going to complain about it. Genuinely sad in the genuinely pathetic kind of way where these people are so enveloped in the online anger it's all they can think about even in the middle of what might be the most anticipated event of some of their lives.

The sad thing is, that's probably true for some people.

[benita]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mortal-kombat-and-the-consistency-of-violence.113992/

A pre-emptive clarification to folks who aren't going to read my OP yet again...

 

Edit: wow nepenthe is fucking insane. Thinks the violence in MK is too much, but got mad when DC neutered it, but doesn't want to censor MK, but wants to fix it for the betterment of humanity. All in the space of a single paragraph.

 

[benjipwns]

i saw this the other day: https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/4/22/18511097/game-of-thrones-sansa-stark-leather-armor-costumes

Sansa Stark’s leather armor shows why you shouldn’t underestimate her
Sansa’s strongest wardrobe statement yet, explained.

It was truly a fan’s dream episode, and doubly so for those of us who live for the costume details.

[headwalk]

i'm finishing GOT just to justify the sunk cost, but it's basically gone from mid tier HBO to STARZ tier trash TV over the last few seasons. praying that they have something more fractious and interesting than a dull goodies vs baddies showdown in store.

the writing now feels like a medieval version of garth marenghi's darkplace.

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/mortal-kombat-and-the-consistency-of-violence.113992/

A pre-emptive clarification to folks who aren't going to read my OP yet again...

 

Edit: wow nepenthe is fucking insane. Thinks the violence in MK is too much, but got mad when DC neutered it, but doesn't want to censor MK, but wants to fix it for the betterment of humanity. All in the space of a single paragraph.

 

Nephente is so full of shit. This is the cunt that was cheering when a bunch of people punched a racist old lady. 

[benjipwns]

asking for mortal kombat to be more consistent is not something I would ever think to do.

so you finally admit you just weren't cut out to be a moderator on a forum for serious and sensitive discussion

[Boredfrom]

asking for mortal kombat to be more consistent is not something I would ever think to do.

Buuu, you edit it.

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/ToshinUrameshi/status/1121828447511171073

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