River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Joe Molotov]

Just saw the meltdown that guy from collider had, hope RLM parodies it

Large Dadron Collider didn't get his Star Wars raddle and pacifer.

It was better before the edit

Thanks, it's nice to get feedback.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Anytime.

[james]

Nintendo get that THQ spongebob crap off the Switch

I dont want any 3rd party games

At least Japan knows whats up


Famitsu Sales: Week 22, 2019 (May 27 - Jun 02)

01./01. [NSW] Super Smash Bros. Ultimate # <FTG> (Nintendo) {2018.12.07} (¥7.200) - 9.087 / 3.103.248 (+5%)
02./02. [NSW] Minecraft # <ADV> (Microsoft Game Studios) {2018.06.21} (¥3.600) - 8.467 / 799.250 (+14%)
03./03. [NSW] Mario Kart 8 Deluxe <RCE> (Nintendo) {2017.04.28} (¥5.980) - 7.867 / 2.318.053 (+9%)
04./06. [NSW] Pokemon: Let's Go, Pikachu! / Let's Go, Eevee! # <RPG> (Pokemon Co.) {2018.11.16} (¥5.980) - 5.912 / 1.541.306 (+27%)
05./04. [NSW] Splatoon 2 # <ACT> (Nintendo) {2017.07.21} (¥5.980) - 5.512 / 3.078.583 (+3%)
06./09. [NSW] The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild # <ADV> (Nintendo) {2017.03.03} (¥6.980) - 4.695 / 1.328.235 (+15%)
07./05. [NSW] New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe <New Super Mario Bros. U \ New Super Luigi U> <ACT> (Nintendo) {2019.01.11} (¥5.980) - 4.635 / 625.770 (+0%)
08./07. [PS4] Days Gone <ACT> (Sony Interactive Entertainment) {2019.04.26} (¥6.900) - 3.807 / 174.815 (-16%)
09./12. [NSW] Yoshi's Crafted World <ACT> (Nintendo) {2019.03.29} (¥5.980) - 3.792 / 141.952 (+13%)
10./14. [NSW] Super Mario Party # <ETC> (Nintendo) {2018.10.05} (¥5.980) - 3.553 / 1.035.582 (+7%)

 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I should go back and finish majoras mask.


Also why was that game to fucking terrible?

[Momo]

Suck Disney's dick for 5 years only to be discarded like a crusty cum sock brehs 

[Jansen]

[Joe Molotov]

lol, I hadn't watched the whole thing, I just saw the part where the producer comes on the air is like "Actually, yes you will cover it." get Large Dad'd by Disney publicly at your place of work, brehs.

[Momo]

lol, I hadn't watched the whole thing, I just saw the part where the producer comes on the air is like "Actually, yes you will cover it."

that's the best part, I want that entire thing parodied, all of it

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I still lose it on the hypocrisy of them demanding a sacrificial lamb (right or otherwise), while completely ignoring that any company is not going to broadcast HR actions at all. Even in the US where labor laws are weaker. In Europe, it’s way stronger.

As always, they argue a position for people, so long as they are ‘good’ people. The ‘bad’ people don’t deserve the same laws.

Right now what they are trying to do in any thread about THQ, is a targeted harrassment campaign specifically intended to try and get somebody fired; and let's not pretend that the ultimate goal is not to remove them from the industry altogether. Because any linkedin scouring of movement to any other company would certainly have a followup topic on "Paedophile endorsing shitbag is now working at ______".
Because they did an extremely poorly conceived AMA. And then subsequently apologised for it.

Does it have to be a female employee before self-awareness as to what their actions actually are and what their goal is kicks in?

[nachobro]

I'll laugh at whomever I damn well please if they're being a dumb fuck.

thats why i laugh at myself daily

[BisMarckie]

Well, I'll try to spread this; but man.. it really stings, because I knew they'd remake/remaster this game and I was excited about the idea, but that was before the whole 8chan thing :\

https://mobile.twitter.com/CyberWolf_JV/status/1136307715310047232

[Lonewulfeus]

I still lose it on the hypocrisy of them demanding a sacrificial lamb (right or otherwise), while completely ignoring that any company is not going to broadcast HR actions at all. Even in the US where labor laws are weaker. In Europe, it’s way stronger.

As always, they argue a position for people, so long as they are ‘good’ people. The ‘bad’ people don’t deserve the same laws.

Right now what they are trying to do in any thread about THQ, is a targeted harrassment campaign specifically intended to try and get somebody fired; and let's not pretend that the ultimate goal is not to remove them from the industry altogether. Because any linkedin scouring of movement to any other company would certainly have a followup topic on "Paedophile endorsing shitbag is now working at ______".
Because they did an extremely poorly conceived AMA. And then subsequently apologised for it.

Does it have to be a female employee before self-awareness as to what their actions actually are and what their goal is kicks in?

A woman wouldn’t make those mistakes

[Tasty]

ACAB

spoiler (click to show/hide)

All Cops Are Babies

[close]

Thought this was a ASOIAF spoiler for a second

A Cry at Bastards

[nachobro]

The list of thing Reset users want to ban grows weekly.

BAN ATLUS
BAN THQ
BAN FF9
BAN CDPR
BAN REDLETTERMEDIA
BAN THE WORD BOYS
BAN SMASH BROS
BAN YOUTUBE
BAN MEMES
BAN CAPCOM
BAN GDC
BAN TIME MAGAZINE
BAN SEGA
BAN TOTALBISCUIT
BAN WWE
BAN RANDY PITCHFORD

DO IT ALREADY YOU COWARDS

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/verge-gearbox-confirms-chris-hardwick-will-reprise-role-for-borderlands-3.121084

Nothing can clear the man's name on reeeee

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

A woman wouldn’t make those mistakes

The only example I can think of thats sorta comparable was a woman who actually defended paedophilia and suggested it be legalised, but was also moonlighting as an escort while working for a games company with a very family oriented image, and the contingent of orange gaf that formed purple gaf were falling over themselves to declare her being fired was total uncalled for bullshit

[Lonewulfeus]

A woman wouldn’t make those mistakes

The only example I can think of thats sorta comparable was a woman who actually defended paedophilia and suggested it be legalised, but was also moonlighting as an escort while working for a games company with a very family oriented image, and the contingent of orange gaf that formed purple gaf were falling over themselves to declare her being fired was total uncalled for bullshit

I was just making the obvious joke

[PogiJones]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/thq-nordic-announces-spongebob-squarepants-battle-for-bikini-bottom-rehydrated-ps4-pc-xbox-one-nsw-see-staff-post.121058/page-6#post-21454353

Why do you constantly keep posting about your tragic experiences as a child that in no way relates to any of this? I'm sorry that stuff happened to you, I really am but at a point it your hate for THQ doesn't seem too genuine and it feels like you just want people to feel sorry for you. Nobody is going to stop buying games form THQ because of an event that happened to you that a game publisher had no part in.

We're going to need a lot of red text here.

User banned (permanent): attacking other members over experienced abuse

I guess if you squint really hard you could see that post as an "attack"?

[BisMarckie]

James: Who needs Allison Rapp when you have squid girls, who are all over 18 btw and therefore legal, to ogle.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/thq-nordic-announces-spongebob-squarepants-battle-for-bikini-bottom-rehydrated-ps4-pc-xbox-one-nsw-see-staff-post.121058/post-21457589





This might be too high level for them to understand

[Lonewulfeus]

Wait, james, wtf do you teach? My dossier needs updating.

Intro to marketing. By far the hottest freshmen girls on campus.

Here's a look at the first day of class

(Image removed from quote.)

 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I just listened to that ke$ha track and it is 

 

needs more
 

[james]

Wait, james, wtf do you teach? My dossier needs updating.

Intro to marketing. By far the hottest freshmen girls on campus.

Here's a look at the first day of class

(Image removed from quote.)

 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/thq-nordic-announces-spongebob-squarepants-battle-for-bikini-bottom-rehydrated-ps4-pc-xbox-one-nsw-see-staff-post.121058/page-6#post-21454353

Why do you constantly keep posting about your tragic experiences as a child that in no way relates to any of this? I'm sorry that stuff happened to you, I really am but at a point it your hate for THQ doesn't seem too genuine and it feels like you just want people to feel sorry for you. Nobody is going to stop buying games form THQ because of an event that happened to you that a game publisher had no part in.

We're going to need a lot of red text here.

User banned (permanent): attacking other members over experienced abuse

I guess if you squint really hard you could see that post as an "attack"?

IF YOU'RE NOT (sufficiently) WITH US YOU'RE AGAINST US

[Cauliflower Of Love]

wait, keisha and pitbull are white?

[Momo]

wait, keisha and pitbull are white?

everyone is white until proven otherwise

[HardcoreRetro]

Are people complaining about the Spongebob game?

That one was a real solid platformer. Suprised me a lot when I got out of the budget bin for the Gamecube back in the day.

[Straight Edge]

But now it’s being published by the third Reich.

[Transhuman]

Are people complaining about the Spongebob game?

That one was a real solid platformer. Suprised me a lot when I got out of the budget bin for the Gamecube back in the day.

Is it Psychonauts-level good?

[james]

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door; I'm gonna hit this city
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back

 


The best part is that my first exposure to Tik Tok was a Sony E3 conference

[HaughtyFrank]

Accusations are evidence. You don't get to say, "Nothing was found," while ignoring the evidence.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/verge-gearbox-confirms-chris-hardwick-will-reprise-role-for-borderlands-3.121084/post-21458798

Now I'm not some fancy cityslicker lawyer, but this doesn't sound quite right

[HardcoreRetro]

Are people complaining about the Spongebob game?

That one was a real solid platformer. Suprised me a lot when I got out of the budget bin for the Gamecube back in the day.

Is it Psychonauts-level good?

Pretty much. Was thinking of something to compare it to in my mind and it's pretty much on par with that.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Accusations are evidence. You don't get to say, "Nothing was found," while ignoring the evidence.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/verge-gearbox-confirms-chris-hardwick-will-reprise-role-for-borderlands-3.121084/post-21458798

Now I'm not some fancy cityslicker lawyer, but this doesn't sound quite right

What they're getting at is right. Testimony is evidence.

However, a bloody knife and a bloody scream carry the same weight, and you need to find out if the knife is covered in ketchup and if the scream is part of an acting piece.

[HaughtyFrank]

BAN GOOGLE
DO IT YOU COWARDS

Talking about great reality TV show exits...

[Transhuman]

Are people complaining about the Spongebob game?

That one was a real solid platformer. Suprised me a lot when I got out of the budget bin for the Gamecube back in the day.

Is it Psychonauts-level good?

Pretty much. Was thinking of something to compare it to in my mind and it's pretty much on par with that.

lies detected

[EightBitNate]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/verge-gearbox-confirms-chris-hardwick-will-reprise-role-for-borderlands-3.121084/page-2#post-21458798

Accusations are evidence. You don't get to say, "Nothing was found," while ignoring the evidence.

This is the slipperiest of slopes.

[Don Rumata]

But they still wont ban THQn talk. What does it take?

If they give in to demands to ban THQ, then the mods would have to consider banning a whole list of things that rankles their users' feathers. They would have to ban CDPR, which they would never do as being the one prominent forum that doesn't allow for Cyberpunk 2077 discussion would be a traffic killer. They would have to ban Youtube/Google. Imagine not being about to link to YT videos or use Google links. They would have to ban Twitter. And those are just off the top of my head.

The list of thing Reset users want to ban grows weekly. The mods are actually being smart in not giving in to the calls to ban shit. It would kill the forum and make it as unprofitable run as NeoGAF is today.

CDPR threads don't get turned to shit instantly like THQn ones, you'll get a couple of comments here and there, but THQn threads are a (literally) pointless repeat of the same two shitposts over and over.
It's disingenuous to keep them in this state.

[BisMarckie]

James touched himself inappropriately while teaching my Marketing 101 class.

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/verge-gearbox-confirms-chris-hardwick-will-reprise-role-for-borderlands-3.121084/page-2#post-21458798

Accusations are evidence. You don't get to say, "Nothing was found," while ignoring the evidence.

This is the slipperiest of slopes.

Holy shit. 

It's even worse since he's a "Freelance Games Journalist."

[james]

Wow I'm watching the pokemon direct and it's incredible

They're pushing the 3ds to the absolute limit. Almost Gamecube tier graphics.

Japanese work ethic is incredible

[Don Rumata]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/verge-gearbox-confirms-chris-hardwick-will-reprise-role-for-borderlands-3.121084/page-2#post-21458798

Accusations are evidence. You don't get to say, "Nothing was found," while ignoring the evidence.

This is the slipperiest of slopes.

It's coming from a Verafied Journalist, so...

[jorma]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/verge-gearbox-confirms-chris-hardwick-will-reprise-role-for-borderlands-3.121084/page-2#post-21458798

Accusations are evidence. You don't get to say, "Nothing was found," while ignoring the evidence.

This is the slipperiest of slopes.

the freelance blogger bluexy was lucky to find out that this was mostly not true, as he was later accused of sexual abuse in that very thread.

Resetera decided to ban the evidence instead 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

 

Accusations and Testimony aren't the same thing.

Like... what?

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/can-i-just-say-how-excited-i-am-that-leon-and-hop-from-sword-and-shield-are-desi.121076/

Never mind that this is just the OP's assumption:

First time I've ever heard the term desi before, is it used more often in the UK?

Desi?

Ahh, thanks Google:

"Desi [d̪eːsi] are the people, cultures, and products of the Indian subcontinent and their diaspora, derived from Ancient Sanskrit देश (deśá), meaning Land or Country. "

Desi?

I've never heard of the term Desi before, I feel ignorant now.

 

Even better:

I don't think you're allowed to say that around here actually but I'm happy for you.

 

[Momo]

'Journalism' has been overun by activists for some time now. You guys have to realise you're on your own if you want the facts about current events instead of a tall tale or ragebait.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Never mind that this is just the OP's assumption:

A pretty big assumption given they're literally red white and blue lions, and the game looks exactly like a japanese tourists idea of england

e:
oh, some npcs not the legendaries?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

that guy jumped that fence like it wasnt his first time

[bork]

Never mind that this is just the OP's assumption:

A pretty big assumption given they're literally red white and blue lions, and the game looks exactly like a japanese tourists idea of england

e:
oh, some npcs not the legendaries?

Another good one:

Uhh am I blind or do those characters have purple hair?

So...it's OK for CAC n' Japanese characters to have hair colors from all shades of the rainbow, but not brown people. 

...

WHAT IS NINTENDO THINKING?!?!    HOW DARE THEY HAVE BRIGHTLY COLORED HAIR!
\
 

[cosmicblizzard]

https://twitter.com/THQNordic/status/1136269040299761664

Notice how you have to go REALLY far down to see anyone mention the 8chan incident.  People don't care.

[EightBitNate]

https://twitter.com/THQNordic/status/1136269040299761664

Notice how you have to go REALLY far down to see anyone mention the 8chan incident.  People don't care.

Yeah there were people confused as to why Nickelodeon would do business with them like anyone worth a damn would have knowledge/care about that situation.

[bork]

https://twitter.com/THQNordic/status/1136269040299761664

Notice how you have to go REALLY far down to see anyone mention the 8chan incident.  People don't care.

They must all be 8chan members.

[Uncle]

They probably had no idea that stuff was on the website and decided to post there because it was decided on a whim without knowing all the details of the website. It's not the publisher's fault but the PR person, I don't see THQ proper as the ones responsible.

YES THEY DID, ENOUGH! YOU CANNOT EVEN GET INTO 8CHAN VIA GOOGLE SINCE THEY BLACKLISTED IT! THESE THINGS TAKE MONTHS OF PLANNING!!

in 2015 Google blocked them for about an hour, then after investigating further saw fit to undo the change

screenshot from literally now



era, ban google btw

[Joe Molotov]

https://twitter.com/THQNordic/status/1136269040299761664

phrasing!

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

screenshot from literally now

I don't see how that overrides the mountains of evidence that ms galaxy has provided in multiple topics

[Tiops]

It must be frustrating to be a REra user that subscribes to the allowed ideas. I mean, Kingdom Come is a success, no one gave a shit about Jontron in A Hat in Time and he's still famous and growing on YouTube, PDP has 96 million subscribers, basically no one cares about THQ issues, etc. They have their victories when coincidentally they align with the majority of left/moderate people, but when they're basically the fringe of lefty politics (90% of the time) it must be quite harsh.

I mean, at least half of the world are LITERALLY nazis to them. That's a terrifying world to live in.

[joeboy101]

It must be frustrating to be a REra user that subscribes to the allowed ideas.

That’s quite the accusation.

But luckily, accusation amounts to evidence, so I’m forced to believe it.

 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

um did the bire just become fucking stupid? evidence doesn't mean proof.

[Uncle]

It must be frustrating to be a REra user that subscribes to the allowed ideas. I mean, Kingdom Come is a success, no one gave a shit about Jontron in A Hat in Time and he's still famous and growing on YouTube, PDP has 96 million subscribers, basically no one cares about THQ issues, etc. They have their victories when coincidentally they align with the majority of left/moderate people, but when they're basically the fringe of lefty politics (90% of the time) it must be quite harsh.

I mean, at least half of the world are LITERALLY nazis to them. That's a terrifying world to live in.

on top of that they continually say "deplatforming works" but I'm having a hard time finding evidence that supports that, in any sense of the phrase

if they mean "the tactics we use to deplatform someone eventually succeed," this obviously doesn't apply to JonTron, PDP, THQ, etc.

hell it doesn't even apply to that straight boy conversion makeup guy on youtube who set records for most subscribers lost, started gaining in the net positive again on May 16th, and is right back to where he was

if they mean "when someone is deplatformed, it stops the spread of their bad ideas" this is obviously not true, look at Carl of Akkad getting deplatformed off Patreon, remaining popular and then running for public office

or if you want to talk about pedophiles like Milo getting deplatformed, did that really stop the spread of things he would've said anyway, did it really do anything to stem the tide, or did others just step in to take his place

Does deplatforming work?

[ResetBanBot]

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