Author Topic: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible (Read 3796506 times)

remy · « **Reply #24780 on:** June 21, 2019, 09:19:38 AM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on June 21, 2019, 08:50:27 AM

Imagine thinking this "What i want is to try to keep you as informed as possible on the sales side of the industry" is important.

Then imagine wanting to be informed on the "sales side of the industry" on your free time.

But if i don't obsess over sales numbers, how will i know if my ~~sports team~~ chosen megacorp is winning or not?

Straight Edge · « **Reply #24781 on:** June 21, 2019, 09:44:38 AM »

Or a dog blower

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #24782 on:** June 21, 2019, 09:48:47 AM »

Quote from: Tripon on June 21, 2019, 09:17:58 AM

Quote from: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on June 21, 2019, 08:11:03 AM
Quote from: Anti-Monitor on June 21, 2019, 06:53:55 AM
Quote from: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on June 21, 2019, 06:00:47 AM

Square are really schizophrenic in how they handle things, because you can see the clash between the different regional branches of Europe, Japan and America in how they handle things.
So while they'll make a Hitman ad full of scantily clad fetishwear nuns from the Euro branch, and have big titty fanservice featured prominently in their biggest franchise from the Japan side of things, Square US (ie Crystal Dynamics) seemingly go to great lengths to make Laura Craft as pitiful, broken and unsexy to people not into torture porn and broken people as possible.
Cindy

Tifa is a cool redesign, but I don't see how it changed much about her look. She's still got pretty fat honkers, she still shows more or less the same. She simply looks more realistic, like every other character in the game. I don't know why some people thought she'd look like a stripper with giant fake tits like 4chan would want, or a completely covered up flattie like Resetera would want.

Also there's nothing wrong with fanservice characters. The problem is when that's the only kind of female character, but there's nothing inherently wrong with designing characters who are mostly focused on sex appeal (men and women both).

No, I agree, its just while Square straddle three different markets with three very different sensibilities, its the US side of things that are kicking up all of the fuss, because the US are waaaaaaaay more prudish about tig ole biddies, and waaaaaaay more into graphic violence

https://twitter.com/aevanko/status/1141838679242969088

Related, I guess.

Ethics department.

Anita : 1 | perverts : 0

benjipwns · « **Reply #24783 on:** June 21, 2019, 09:56:45 AM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on June 21, 2019, 08:48:59 AM

When you say you have friends in the industry, do you mean stufte?

I talked to Dave Jaffe about Twisted Metal one time on AIM

Rufus · « **Reply #24784 on:** June 21, 2019, 09:57:21 AM »

So "ethics department" is accurately translated? Pretty fancy title for ratings watchdogs.

Or do they scrutinize/absolve their mobile games divisions practices as well?

benjipwns · « **Reply #24785 on:** June 21, 2019, 09:58:44 AM »

Actually I just realized I probably do have way more contacts/friends in the industry than some of these ResetERA.com insiders but I just think of them as idiots I've known for ages before they got in the industry.

Plus like half of them work at EA on mobile games now, that doesn't count at all. They're not even making clicker games.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #24786 on:** June 21, 2019, 10:05:51 AM »

.shit

HaughtyFrank · « **Reply #24787 on:** June 21, 2019, 10:09:30 AM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on June 21, 2019, 09:48:47 AM

Quote from: Tripon on June 21, 2019, 09:17:58 AM
Quote from: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on June 21, 2019, 08:11:03 AM
Quote from: Anti-Monitor on June 21, 2019, 06:53:55 AM
Quote from: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on June 21, 2019, 06:00:47 AM

Square are really schizophrenic in how they handle things, because you can see the clash between the different regional branches of Europe, Japan and America in how they handle things.
So while they'll make a Hitman ad full of scantily clad fetishwear nuns from the Euro branch, and have big titty fanservice featured prominently in their biggest franchise from the Japan side of things, Square US (ie Crystal Dynamics) seemingly go to great lengths to make Laura Craft as pitiful, broken and unsexy to people not into torture porn and broken people as possible.
Cindy

Tifa is a cool redesign, but I don't see how it changed much about her look. She's still got pretty fat honkers, she still shows more or less the same. She simply looks more realistic, like every other character in the game. I don't know why some people thought she'd look like a stripper with giant fake tits like 4chan would want, or a completely covered up flattie like Resetera would want.

Also there's nothing wrong with fanservice characters. The problem is when that's the only kind of female character, but there's nothing inherently wrong with designing characters who are mostly focused on sex appeal (men and women both).

No, I agree, its just while Square straddle three different markets with three very different sensibilities, its the US side of things that are kicking up all of the fuss, because the US are waaaaaaaay more prudish about tig ole biddies, and waaaaaaay more into graphic violence

https://twitter.com/aevanko/status/1141838679242969088

Related, I guess.

Ethics department.

Anita : 1 | perverts : 0

Apparently the ethics department is there to make sure that game stays within the age rating they're aiming for. So it's more like the ESRB or the Japanese Cero would have complained if Tifa had some jiggly breasts.

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #24788 on:** June 21, 2019, 10:15:13 AM »

Quote from: HaughtyFrank on June 21, 2019, 10:09:30 AM

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on June 21, 2019, 09:48:47 AM
Quote from: Tripon on June 21, 2019, 09:17:58 AM
Quote from: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on June 21, 2019, 08:11:03 AM
Quote from: Anti-Monitor on June 21, 2019, 06:53:55 AM
Quote from: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on June 21, 2019, 06:00:47 AM

Square are really schizophrenic in how they handle things, because you can see the clash between the different regional branches of Europe, Japan and America in how they handle things.
So while they'll make a Hitman ad full of scantily clad fetishwear nuns from the Euro branch, and have big titty fanservice featured prominently in their biggest franchise from the Japan side of things, Square US (ie Crystal Dynamics) seemingly go to great lengths to make Laura Craft as pitiful, broken and unsexy to people not into torture porn and broken people as possible.
Cindy

Tifa is a cool redesign, but I don't see how it changed much about her look. She's still got pretty fat honkers, she still shows more or less the same. She simply looks more realistic, like every other character in the game. I don't know why some people thought she'd look like a stripper with giant fake tits like 4chan would want, or a completely covered up flattie like Resetera would want.

Also there's nothing wrong with fanservice characters. The problem is when that's the only kind of female character, but there's nothing inherently wrong with designing characters who are mostly focused on sex appeal (men and women both).

No, I agree, its just while Square straddle three different markets with three very different sensibilities, its the US side of things that are kicking up all of the fuss, because the US are waaaaaaaay more prudish about tig ole biddies, and waaaaaaay more into graphic violence

https://twitter.com/aevanko/status/1141838679242969088

Related, I guess.

Ethics department.

Anita : 1 | perverts : 0

Apparently the ethics department is there to make sure that game stays within the age rating they're aiming for. So it's more like the ESRB or the Japanese Cero would have complained if Tifa had some jiggly breasts.

ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, so they're like those HR departments that don't actually give a fuck, they're just jobsworthing over 'the optics' before shutting something down as 'unproductive'?

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #24789 on:** June 21, 2019, 10:25:06 AM »

Quote from: https://www.neogaf.com/threads/hdr-makes-me-sleepy.1488394/post-254628742

I'm one of those people that sneezes, yawns and falls asleep when the sun is really bright.

Quote from: https://www.neogaf.com/threads/hdr-makes-me-sleepy.1488394/post-254631889

Same here OP. I think you are on to something. The easiest answer would be to stop playing or turn off the monitor and get a new one. However, i think this is something important and worth discussion. It's a condition that a lot of people may have and think it's normal and don't think into it too much. Not even sure if there's a diagnosis name for it.

PogiJones · « **Reply #24790 on:** June 21, 2019, 10:29:47 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on June 21, 2019, 04:46:02 AM

Quote from: PogiJones on June 20, 2019, 06:46:13 PM
The whole reason Nazis are bad is because the violence they espouse may come to pass.
Nazi's are bad because their ideology is bad. Even Ms.Galaxy realized it was bad after years of supporting widespread genocide.

You don't say! No kidding, you dolt, and the reason the ideology is bad is because it threatens to harm people. If you could see into the future and know for 100% that Nazis would never get any power or hurt anyone, their ideology would be as inert as the guy on the corner with a sign that says "The end is nigh." It would be completely empty. The ideology is bad because of its potential to spread and manifest in the real world as real actions.

Ms.Galaxy would never use a 1st-grade level tautology as some weak attempt at a gotcha.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #24791 on:** June 21, 2019, 10:35:43 AM »

Quote from: PogiJones on June 21, 2019, 10:29:47 AM

If you could see into the future and know for 100% that Nazis would never get any power or hurt anyone, their ideology would be as inert as the guy on the corner with a sign that says "The end is nigh."

Um, an ideology of supremacy isn't inert just beacuse it doesnt directly affec people. It's still a shitty fucking thing.

At least the end is nigh guy is somewhat correct, relatively speaking.

benjipwns · « **Reply #24792 on:** June 21, 2019, 10:39:09 AM »

Quote from: PogiJones on June 21, 2019, 10:29:47 AM

You don't say! No kidding, you dolt, and the reason the ideology is bad is because it threatens to harm people.

No, it's bad because it denies the humanity and associated rights of people to the point of insisting upon a genocide.

The morality of an ideology can be judged separately from the real world power of groups following the ideology.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #24793 on:** June 21, 2019, 10:46:32 AM »

Quote from: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on June 21, 2019, 08:09:49 AM

Quote from: thisismyusername on June 21, 2019, 06:50:59 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/c2yxi7/rfrenworld_has_been_banned_discuss/

*incoherent screechers* bot: Post if you're ok. *that shitty clown pepe .gif you keep posting*

...Then when you're confirmed ok: Unironically kill yourself. <3

(Image removed from quote.)

That's ok, I just wanted to tell BanBot to kill themselves.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #24794 on:** June 21, 2019, 10:52:55 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on June 21, 2019, 10:39:09 AM

Quote from: PogiJones on June 21, 2019, 10:29:47 AM
You don't say! No kidding, you dolt, and the reason the ideology is bad is because it threatens to harm people.
No, it's bad because it denies the humanity and associated rights of people to the point of insisting upon a genocide.

The morality of an ideology can be judged separately from the real world power of groups following the ideology.

I love you benji.

Kara · « **Reply #24795 on:** June 21, 2019, 10:58:04 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on June 21, 2019, 10:39:09 AM

Quote from: PogiJones on June 21, 2019, 10:29:47 AM
You don't say! No kidding, you dolt, and the reason the ideology is bad is because it threatens to harm people.
No, it's bad because it denies the humanity and associated rights of people to the point of insisting upon a genocide.

The morality of an ideology can be judged separately from the real world power of groups following the ideology.

Reminded of that rejoinder, "We listened to what the Nazis had to say, then we hanged a token number of them and gave the rest jobs in the U.S. and FRG."

PogiJones · « **Reply #24796 on:** June 21, 2019, 11:02:04 AM »

2nd time in a row you cut off the majority of my post explaining what I'm actually talking about to try and get a juvenile galaxy-brain going.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #24797 on:** June 21, 2019, 11:03:04 AM »

The rest of your post is garbo.

nachobro · « **Reply #24798 on:** June 21, 2019, 11:03:14 AM »

makes sense cause everyone tunes out of your wack posts after the first sentence anyway, nerd

james · « **Reply #24799 on:** June 21, 2019, 11:03:18 AM »

This should be posted on every Resetera page

thisismyusername · « **Reply #24800 on:** June 21, 2019, 11:08:08 AM »

Quote from: PogiJones on June 21, 2019, 11:02:04 AM

2nd time in a row you cut off the majority of my post explaining what I'm actually talking about to try and get a juvenile galaxy-brain going.

Post nudes.

Jansen · « **Reply #24801 on:** June 21, 2019, 11:15:25 AM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/transgender-athletes.124773/

And bant

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #24802 on:** June 21, 2019, 11:19:16 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on June 21, 2019, 05:22:19 AM

holy shit they're still making this staff post:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/espn-complaint-targets-transgender-hs-track-athletes.124594/post-22072818

also:
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Thank you. We transgender folx have been point out these facts for years. I enthusiastically support the mods' stance on this.

Thanks for reposting this. I was trying to find it.

Jansen · « **Reply #24803 on:** June 21, 2019, 11:35:41 AM »

If Ron Paul weren't a mod his ass would be banned

HaughtyFrank · « **Reply #24804 on:** June 21, 2019, 11:40:19 AM »

Even one critical question and people get banned. It's wild.

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I'm all for trans athletes competing but I'm just curious as to why we never hear about trans males dominating in their respective sports? It's always trans women who seem to excel once they make the transition.

Also, there's no restrictions for trans athletes in Connecticut. So if I'm understanding that correctly trans girls could compete without having to undergo HRT. Which IMO would definitely put bio girls at an disadvantage if that's the case.

User Banned (Duration Pending): Transphobia, previous severe infraction related to transphobia
https://www.resetera.com/threads/espn-complaint-targets-transgender-hs-track-athletes.124594/post-22073866

They also just keep going with that staff post despite people pointing out the obvious flaws

agrajag · « **Reply #24805 on:** June 21, 2019, 11:51:40 AM »

I didn't know I needed Pogi getting triggered by benji and going full austy riotous-style in my life until now

james · « **Reply #24806 on:** June 21, 2019, 11:52:16 AM »

Women and men are exactly the same. Exactly.

If you think otherwise, you're a transphobe.

james · « **Reply #24807 on:** June 21, 2019, 11:55:39 AM »

Can you tell the difference between the male and female? I cant

agrajag · « **Reply #24808 on:** June 21, 2019, 11:57:46 AM »

I'm just glad I wasn't born a tiny spider destined to get devoured by fucking Shelob the very first time I get my willy wet.

Propagandhim · « **Reply #24809 on:** June 21, 2019, 12:01:26 PM »

Male seahorses are the ones that carry the babies. What a bunch of HOMOS

BisMarckie · « **Reply #24810 on:** June 21, 2019, 12:03:18 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on June 21, 2019, 11:57:46 AM

I'm just glad I wasn't born a tiny spider destined to get devoured by fucking Shelob the very first time I get my willy wet.

Sounds pretty good to me

BisMarckie · « **Reply #24811 on:** June 21, 2019, 12:05:08 PM »

Quote from: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on June 21, 2019, 09:08:35 AM

Quote from: BisMarckie on June 21, 2019, 08:58:50 AM
Unrelated to BenjiReset:

Who was the guy who wanted to become a meme on neogaf?
He would post reaction gifs and pics of himself, I wonder if he has made it as a meme yet.

zedox?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #24812 on:** June 21, 2019, 12:08:09 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on June 21, 2019, 12:03:18 PM

Quote from: agrajag on June 21, 2019, 11:57:46 AM
I'm just glad I wasn't born a tiny spider destined to get devoured by fucking Shelob the very first time I get my willy wet.

Sounds pretty good to me

Wait, is it spider Shelob from LOTR or hot lady Shelob from Monolith's Middle-Earth game? That makes a big difference.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Spider Shelob or gtfo

[close]

BisMarckie · « **Reply #24813 on:** June 21, 2019, 12:11:12 PM »

if I want to get eaten after sex though I just need to give TVC a call.

PogiJones · « **Reply #24814 on:** June 21, 2019, 12:12:36 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-genshin-impact-copying-botw-is-so-shameless-and-impressive-at-the-same-time.124716/post-22089880

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User Banned (5 days): Inappropriate joke
They didn't copy it. They made it better by adding lolis.

That discord "exposé" has mods shook

Raist · « **Reply #24815 on:** June 21, 2019, 12:13:30 PM »

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It seems safer to assume aliens exist and are aware of our existence until proven wrong rather than the opposite. That's a big ocean out there, it seems rather dumb to pretend we are the only ones swimming it.

PogiJones · « **Reply #24816 on:** June 21, 2019, 12:17:16 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on June 21, 2019, 11:57:46 AM

I'm just glad I wasn't born a tiny spider destined to get devoured by fucking Shelob the very first time I get my willy wet.

James liked your post not to agree with you but because of the image you put in his head.

HaughtyFrank · « **Reply #24817 on:** June 21, 2019, 12:18:22 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 21, 2019, 12:08:09 PM

Quote from: BisMarckie on June 21, 2019, 12:03:18 PM
Quote from: agrajag on June 21, 2019, 11:57:46 AM
I'm just glad I wasn't born a tiny spider destined to get devoured by fucking Shelob the very first time I get my willy wet.

Sounds pretty good to me

Wait, is it spider Shelob from LOTR or hot lady Shelob from Monolith's Middle-Earth game? That makes a big difference.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spider Shelob or gtfo
[close]

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #24818 on:** June 21, 2019, 12:18:51 PM »

Quote from: james on June 21, 2019, 11:52:16 AM

Women and men are exactly the same. Exactly.

If you think otherwise, you're a transphobe.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #24819 on:** June 21, 2019, 12:21:20 PM »

Quote from: HaughtyFrank on June 21, 2019, 12:18:22 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 21, 2019, 12:08:09 PM
Quote from: BisMarckie on June 21, 2019, 12:03:18 PM
Quote from: agrajag on June 21, 2019, 11:57:46 AM
I'm just glad I wasn't born a tiny spider destined to get devoured by fucking Shelob the very first time I get my willy wet.

Sounds pretty good to me

Wait, is it spider Shelob from LOTR or hot lady Shelob from Monolith's Middle-Earth game? That makes a big difference.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spider Shelob or gtfo
[close]

(Image removed from quote.)

this art is so lazy

stufte · « **Reply #24820 on:** June 21, 2019, 12:23:36 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on June 21, 2019, 12:21:20 PM

Quote from: HaughtyFrank on June 21, 2019, 12:18:22 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 21, 2019, 12:08:09 PM
Quote from: BisMarckie on June 21, 2019, 12:03:18 PM
Quote from: agrajag on June 21, 2019, 11:57:46 AM
I'm just glad I wasn't born a tiny spider destined to get devoured by fucking Shelob the very first time I get my willy wet.

Sounds pretty good to me

Wait, is it spider Shelob from LOTR or hot lady Shelob from Monolith's Middle-Earth game? That makes a big difference.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spider Shelob or gtfo
[close]

(Image removed from quote.)

this art is so lazy

looks like a cootie with a barbie stuck on.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #24821 on:** June 21, 2019, 12:23:58 PM »

Quote from: stufte on June 21, 2019, 12:23:36 PM

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on June 21, 2019, 12:21:20 PM
Quote from: HaughtyFrank on June 21, 2019, 12:18:22 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 21, 2019, 12:08:09 PM
Quote from: BisMarckie on June 21, 2019, 12:03:18 PM
Quote from: agrajag on June 21, 2019, 11:57:46 AM
I'm just glad I wasn't born a tiny spider destined to get devoured by fucking Shelob the very first time I get my willy wet.

Sounds pretty good to me

Wait, is it spider Shelob from LOTR or hot lady Shelob from Monolith's Middle-Earth game? That makes a big difference.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spider Shelob or gtfo
[close]

(Image removed from quote.)

this art is so lazy

looks like a cootie with a barbie stuck on.

hot

agrajag · « **Reply #24822 on:** June 21, 2019, 12:24:03 PM »

Quote from: PogiJones on June 21, 2019, 12:17:16 PM

Quote from: agrajag on June 21, 2019, 11:57:46 AM
I'm just glad I wasn't born a tiny spider destined to get devoured by fucking Shelob the very first time I get my willy wet.

James liked your post not to agree with you but because of the image you put in his head.

probably one of the milder images that goes through his head on the reg

Jansen · « **Reply #24823 on:** June 21, 2019, 12:45:32 PM »

Trying to work out the logistics of mounting spider lady for some doggy I think I'm going to need a graph

agrajag · « **Reply #24824 on:** June 21, 2019, 12:47:26 PM »

dayum, check out the cephalothorax on that female

Jansen · « **Reply #24825 on:** June 21, 2019, 12:59:49 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/does-anyone-here-watch-the-wnba.124781/

Does anyone?

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #24826 on:** June 21, 2019, 01:01:36 PM »

No = ban

Stay safe

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #24827 on:** June 21, 2019, 01:03:13 PM »

Why do ree mods ban posters like me?

I can't help posting the stuff I do anymore then then some cant help they were born in the wrong body.

agrajag · « **Reply #24828 on:** June 21, 2019, 01:05:29 PM »

you can't even mention the lack of dunking in WNBA without people giving you side eye

Jansen · « **Reply #24829 on:** June 21, 2019, 01:05:44 PM »

Quote from: Philip Cardgage on June 21, 2019, 12:56:45 PM

Which member of Ree is this?

kalmakoffee for sure

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #24830 on:** June 21, 2019, 01:07:14 PM »

I don't feel the need to shit on wnba or women's football, I just don't watch it or appreciate it for what it is when I do see a game.

What I like about it is the PASHUN that is sometimes lacking in the men's game.