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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24180 on: June 21, 2019, 12:12:36 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-genshin-impact-copying-botw-is-so-shameless-and-impressive-at-the-same-time.124716/post-22089880

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They didn't copy it. They made it better by adding lolis.

That discord "exposé" has mods shook  :lol

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24181 on: June 21, 2019, 12:13:30 PM »
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It seems safer to assume aliens exist and are aware of our existence until proven wrong rather than the opposite. That's a big ocean out there, it seems rather dumb to pretend we are the only ones swimming it.

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« Reply #24182 on: June 21, 2019, 12:17:16 PM »
I'm just glad I wasn't born a tiny spider destined to get devoured by fucking Shelob the very first time I get my willy wet.

James liked your post not to agree with you but because of the image you put in his head.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24183 on: June 21, 2019, 12:18:22 PM »
I'm just glad I wasn't born a tiny spider destined to get devoured by fucking Shelob the very first time I get my willy wet.

Sounds pretty good to me :aah

Wait, is it spider Shelob from LOTR or hot lady Shelob from Monolith's Middle-Earth game? That makes a big difference.

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Spider Shelob or gtfo :aah
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24184 on: June 21, 2019, 12:18:51 PM »
Women and men are exactly the same. Exactly.

If you think otherwise, you're a transphobe.


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24185 on: June 21, 2019, 12:21:20 PM »
I'm just glad I wasn't born a tiny spider destined to get devoured by fucking Shelob the very first time I get my willy wet.

Sounds pretty good to me :aah

Wait, is it spider Shelob from LOTR or hot lady Shelob from Monolith's Middle-Earth game? That makes a big difference.

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Spider Shelob or gtfo :aah
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this art is so lazy

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24186 on: June 21, 2019, 12:23:36 PM »
I'm just glad I wasn't born a tiny spider destined to get devoured by fucking Shelob the very first time I get my willy wet.

Sounds pretty good to me :aah

Wait, is it spider Shelob from LOTR or hot lady Shelob from Monolith's Middle-Earth game? That makes a big difference.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spider Shelob or gtfo :aah
[close]

(Image removed from quote.)

this art is so lazy

looks like a cootie with a barbie stuck on.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24187 on: June 21, 2019, 12:23:58 PM »
I'm just glad I wasn't born a tiny spider destined to get devoured by fucking Shelob the very first time I get my willy wet.

Sounds pretty good to me :aah

Wait, is it spider Shelob from LOTR or hot lady Shelob from Monolith's Middle-Earth game? That makes a big difference.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spider Shelob or gtfo :aah
[close]

(Image removed from quote.)

this art is so lazy

looks like a cootie with a barbie stuck on.

hot
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agrajag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24188 on: June 21, 2019, 12:24:03 PM »
I'm just glad I wasn't born a tiny spider destined to get devoured by fucking Shelob the very first time I get my willy wet.

James liked your post not to agree with you but because of the image you put in his head.

probably one of the milder images that goes through his head on the reg

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« Reply #24189 on: June 21, 2019, 12:45:32 PM »
Trying to work out the logistics of mounting spider lady for some doggy I think I'm going to need a graph

agrajag

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24190 on: June 21, 2019, 12:47:26 PM »
dayum, check out the cephalothorax on that female

 :shaq


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24192 on: June 21, 2019, 01:01:36 PM »
No = ban

Stay safe

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« Reply #24193 on: June 21, 2019, 01:03:13 PM »
Why do ree mods ban posters like me?

I can't help posting the stuff I do anymore then then some cant help they were born in the wrong body.


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« Reply #24194 on: June 21, 2019, 01:05:29 PM »
you can't even mention the lack of dunking in WNBA without people giving you side eye

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« Reply #24195 on: June 21, 2019, 01:05:44 PM »
Which member of Ree is this?



kalmakoffee for sure

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« Reply #24196 on: June 21, 2019, 01:07:14 PM »
I don't feel the need to shit on wnba or women's football, I just don't watch it or appreciate it for what it is when I do see a game.

What I like about it is the PASHUN that is sometimes lacking in the men's game.

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« Reply #24197 on: June 21, 2019, 01:08:22 PM »
https://twitter.com/aevanko/status/1141846318739968000

Actual ethics in gaming journalism.  :doge

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« Reply #24198 on: June 21, 2019, 01:09:12 PM »

YOURE GOING TO HELL FOR SURE MOM FOR NOT ORDERING ME PIZZA

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24200 on: June 21, 2019, 01:18:00 PM »
All is fine if square includes a beach episode where everyone wears speedos or bikinis  :expert

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24201 on: June 21, 2019, 01:19:42 PM »
Will wait for the oppai restoration patch.  :jgames :expert

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« Reply #24202 on: June 21, 2019, 01:25:21 PM »
Do spiders release ink?

Asking for a friend
:O

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« Reply #24203 on: June 21, 2019, 01:26:17 PM »
Do spiders release ink?

Asking for a friend

They are into bdsm according to a friend.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24204 on: June 21, 2019, 02:19:34 PM »


A WILD PLATY APPEARS

https://twitter.com/Platynews/status/1141845006526877696

Platy with 500 twitter likes, a number our boy benjisales can only dream of, despite having 3 million followers.

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« Reply #24205 on: June 21, 2019, 02:24:06 PM »
Which member of Ree is this?



Jesus Christ, what an entitled little twat.



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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24208 on: June 21, 2019, 02:48:30 PM »
I'm just glad I wasn't born a tiny spider destined to get devoured by fucking Shelob the very first time I get my willy wet.

MILF Shelob in Shadow of War :mouf
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24209 on: June 21, 2019, 02:48:43 PM »
Ive never heard the word "gaslighting" used.

interesting.


*jots down notes*

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24210 on: June 21, 2019, 02:49:44 PM »
Ive never heard the word "gaslighting" used.

interesting.


*jots down notes*

Are you sure? Its used on almost every single page of this thread, I'm surprised you missed it
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« Reply #24212 on: June 21, 2019, 02:53:42 PM »
Which member of Ree is this?



Acting like that is one thing, but why would you record yourself doing it and put it on the internet?

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« Reply #24213 on: June 21, 2019, 02:54:21 PM »
User Banned (5 Days): Using the ableist slur "midget"; previously banned for using ableist slur.

this is the problem with reset's sjw-ism.

Most don't know midget isn't the preferred word. Few know that people who suffer from dwarfism prefer to be called dwarfs.

Instead of correcting politely they just ban even if the person doesn't know any better.

It's a ridiculous take on activism and progress.
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« Reply #24214 on: June 21, 2019, 03:11:50 PM »
I used to wear this shirt in high school


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« Reply #24215 on: June 21, 2019, 03:15:42 PM »
I got a lap dance from a black midget stripper once, and after she was done she sat on my lap and told me her life story. I'm pretty sure that upped my social justice cred considerably.

 :snob

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« Reply #24216 on: June 21, 2019, 03:16:35 PM »
User Banned (5 Days): Using the ableist slur "midget"; previously banned for using ableist slur.

this is the problem with reset's sjw-ism.

Most don't know midget isn't the preferred word. Few know that people who suffer from dwarfism prefer to be called dwarfs.

Instead of correcting politely they just ban even if the person doesn't know any better.

It's a ridiculous take on activism and progress.

AFAIK, its also kind of misleading to use the preferred term 'little people' because
a) that sounds even more like you;re talking about tolkienesque elves and shit than 'dwarf' does
b) midget specifically referred to someone small but with regular (as in equal, not regular as in 'normal') proportions, whereas people with dwarfism have disproprotionate limb growth, so will often have a disproportionately large head in relation to their arms and legs.
there's also a ton of prejudice 'within their community' between the two groups, with 'midgets' looked down upon for being easier to 'pass'

there's a joke in there somewhere that even dwarfs find a way to look down on other people, but I cba to construct it

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24217 on: June 21, 2019, 03:19:26 PM »
User Banned (5 Days): Using the ableist slur "midget"; previously banned for using ableist slur.

this is the problem with reset's sjw-ism.

Most don't know midget isn't the preferred word. Few know that people who suffer from dwarfism prefer to be called dwarfs.

Instead of correcting politely they just ban even if the person doesn't know any better.

It's a ridiculous take on activism and progress.

AFAIK, its also kind of misleading to use the preferred term 'little people' because
a) that sounds even more like you;re talking about tolkienesque elves and shit than 'dwarf' does
b) midget specifically referred to someone small but with regular (as in equal, not regular as in 'normal') proportions, whereas people with dwarfism have disproprotionate limb growth, so will often have a disproportionately large head in relation to their arms and legs.
there's also a ton of prejudice 'within their community' between the two groups, with 'midgets' looked down upon for being easier to 'pass'

Which one is easier to toss?  :ryker

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24218 on: June 21, 2019, 03:19:42 PM »

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« Reply #24219 on: June 21, 2019, 03:21:12 PM »
Jenna Marbles is hot with or without makeup IMO.

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« Reply #24220 on: June 21, 2019, 03:25:02 PM »
https://twitter.com/BenjiSales/status/1141812556480299011

https://twitter.com/BenjiSales/status/1141816361435447298

:popular

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I've seen people and even articles pop saying things like "industry leaker" or "industry insider" and that's now what I want

That's quite the Freudian slip.

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I only really share things that are already being talked about or heavily rumored.

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« Reply #24221 on: June 21, 2019, 03:27:03 PM »
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« Reply #24222 on: June 21, 2019, 03:32:17 PM »
If Amirox had a good lawyer, he would have gotten out of jail with the defense that he was looking for midget porn and whats wrong with that?
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24223 on: June 21, 2019, 03:32:59 PM »

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« Reply #24224 on: June 21, 2019, 03:37:00 PM »
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« Reply #24225 on: June 21, 2019, 03:43:47 PM »
I got a lap dance from a black midget stripper once, and after she was done she sat on my lap and told me her life story. I'm pretty sure that upped my social justice cred considerably.

 :snob

you exploited a minority, distinguished vertically challenged person, shame on you

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« Reply #24226 on: June 21, 2019, 03:45:33 PM »
Do midgets have smaller brains?

Surely JordanN has a chart about this
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« Reply #24227 on: June 21, 2019, 03:46:02 PM »
Guess it's time to ban borderlands over there.

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« Reply #24228 on: June 21, 2019, 03:55:29 PM »
I got a lap dance from a black midget stripper once, and after she was done she sat on my lap and told me her life story. I'm pretty sure that upped my social justice cred considerably.

 :snob

you exploited a minority, distinguished vertically challenged person, shame on you

I was at a strip club, the shame is already built in.  :doge

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« Reply #24229 on: June 21, 2019, 03:58:06 PM »
I got a lap dance from a black midget stripper once, and after she was done she sat on my lap and told me her life story. I'm pretty sure that upped my social justice cred considerably.

 :snob

you exploited a minority, distinguished vertically challenged person, shame on you

I was at a strip club, the shame is already built in.  :doge

strip clubs should be abolished so these self-hating patriarchy-propagating cishet women would stop making money.

also

#SexWorkIsWork

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« Reply #24230 on: June 21, 2019, 04:06:43 PM »
I was in Marine Corps JROTC with a midget named Sarah, she preferred that term to "dwarf".  Fucking cool chick too, tougher than everybody but our Gunnery Sgt.  Had her own specially tailored fatigues. 

I don't know where I was going with this, I lost my train of thought.

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« Reply #24231 on: June 21, 2019, 04:10:18 PM »
We are now in full Midget Thoughts, with thebore.com mode.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24232 on: June 21, 2019, 04:16:36 PM »
Do midgets have smaller brains?

Surely JordanN has a chart about this

Cultural wars are still real to me, dammit ! :brazilcry
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #24233 on: June 21, 2019, 04:16:58 PM »
I was in Marine Corps JROTC with a midget named Sarah, she preferred that term to "dwarf".  Fucking cool chick too, tougher than everybody but our Gunnery Sgt.  Had her own specially tailored fatigues. 

I don't know where I was going with this, I lost my train of thought.

You know that she was a dwarf and you still refer to her as a midget?

jesus

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« Reply #24234 on: June 21, 2019, 04:24:06 PM »

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« Reply #24235 on: June 21, 2019, 04:24:41 PM »
I was in Marine Corps JROTC with a midget named Sarah, she preferred that term to "dwarf".  Fucking cool chick too, tougher than everybody but our Gunnery Sgt.  Had her own specially tailored fatigues. 

I don't know where I was going with this, I lost my train of thought.

You know that she was a dwarf and you still refer to her as a midget?

jesus

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I mean I asked her and she said, "I'm a fucking midget, not a cartoon character." so I figure I'm just respecting her wishes.

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« Reply #24236 on: June 21, 2019, 04:30:50 PM »
I feel like a midget wouldnt be able to give a good blowjob
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« Reply #24237 on: June 21, 2019, 04:34:28 PM »
Guess it's time to ban borderlands over there.

They've actually changed their names to "Tinks" with Borderlands 3. Though Pitchford, as weird as he is, didn't outright say "we consider midget too offensive now" but instead made some strange argument about how the new name is better.

https://twitter.com/DuvalMagic/status/1124824595943415808

(Psychos is still cool for now)

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« Reply #24238 on: June 21, 2019, 04:35:14 PM »
I feel like a midget wouldnt be able to give a good blowjob