River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[HaughtyFrank]

I'm assigning both of you to remedial school over the summer.

You missed to highlight one of the best

You’re insane. It is literally NOT the symboled of slavery. Slavery was happening before that. It was a simple of American Independence.

 

[Boredfrom]

Why hasn't anyone invited Patrick here? Seems like a pretty cool, laidback guy.

He probably is mostly a chill dude when he isn't being a virtue signaling killjoy about the most random shit.

But that is most of the time...

[BisMarckie]

What is the most boomer thing you can do that involves a computer?

Digitizing Super 8 film?

[marrec]

What is the most boomer thing you can do that involves a computer?

Digitizing Super 8 film?

Printing a BBS post on dot matrix to navigate to the best denny's in Branson, Missouri

[Propagandhim]

What is the most boomer thing you can do that involves a computer?

Digitizing Super 8 film?

Opens up Yahoo News Comment Section bookmarks in Internet Explorer 6

[Switters]

I left likes on posts three pages ago that will go unappreciated. This is why MMaRsu's are leaving this forum in drove's.

[nudemacusers]

Hmm I’m overdue for a Bork ban, taking suggestions on what I should post.

[BisMarckie]

Hmm I’m overdue for a Bork ban, taking suggestions on what I should post.

Frame by frame analysis of the video that was posted in the relationship thread.
TYIA

[Uncle]

What is the most boomer thing you can do that involves a computer?

Digitizing Super 8 film?

[Transhuman]

if click on the like button on my post it gives  me a like 

I can't knock the hustle but basically you're a whore

[nudemacusers]

Hmm I’m overdue for a Bork ban, taking suggestions on what I should post.

Frame by frame analysis of the video that was posted in the relationship thread.
TYIA

I see a lot of good avatar potential in that vid

[nudemacusers]

if click on the like button on my post it gives  me a like 

I can't knock the hustle but basically you're a businessman

Fixed

[nudemacusers]

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Tbh this is a goat zap. Respect.

[Boredfrom]

How can I feel sorry for people that hate me cus of the colour of my skin?

 

Empathy? It doesn’t mean you like them or you want to be friends with them...

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dying-of-whiteness-boston-review-a-k-a-white-racism-is-killing-the-white-working-class.126921/#post-22428222

[thisismyusername]

What is the most boomer thing you can do that involves a computer?

Digitizing Super 8 film?

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Opens up Yahoo News Comment Section bookmarks in Internet Explorer 6

No joke, a boomer co-worker did that and I died a little on the inside.

[BisMarckie]

Which boomer‘s bathwater would you buy?

[Chim Richalds]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/miley-cryus-releases-music-video-for-mothers-daughter-nsfw.126877/#post-22420800

 

[Boredfrom]

Where are these bleeding heart white people doing the work to convert the blind to the side of non-bigotry?

Why is this always a "We" thing as if everyone non-white bears the burden?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dying-of-whiteness-boston-review-a-k-a-white-racism-is-killing-the-white-working-class.126921/#post-22428660

The Black Man’s Burden...

[zepblackstar]

Last time Patrick Klepek went at a twitch person, his whole college life got plastered all over twitter. 

2 people having a good time roasting each other and klepek shows up and threatens to tell teacher
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[clothedmacuser]

Bath water?

 


Booze with titty residue

 



 

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Every drop of G Spirits was poured over the breasts of a Top model, who has been on many covers of international men´s magazines, before it was bottled. The beautiful Alexa Varga (Playmate of the year 2012 (HU), Playboy Jan 2013 (DE)), Shooting Star Amina Malakona (Covergirl: Playboy (HU), Penthouse (DE, AT, CH ) and the charming Evelin Aubert (Covergirl Playboy  HU) are presenting G Spirits Collectrion No.1.

The result is a bottled, diabolic good mixture of lifestyle!

https://gspirits.com/en_GB

[nudemacusers]

Sounds like bullshit but the trailer is nice 

 

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[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/miley-cryus-releases-music-video-for-mothers-daughter-nsfw.126877/#post-22420800

 

Unless they're grid girls, then fuck'em.

I never quite understood why they believe that Miley dancing naked is cool but videogame titties are the devil. If you're worried about impressionable youth, public reception etc  I'd say Miley and co. have way more influence

[VomKriege]

I raise you "beer made with bacteria of top model".

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/people-making-beer-using-bacteria-7657783

[Lonewulfeus]

if click on the like button on my post it gives  me a like 

I can't knock the hustle but basically you're a whore

If only mmarsu recognized that men can be whores as well we could have saved 5 pages this morning.

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nicki-minaj-is-going-to-perform-in-saudi-arabia.126940/

what the god damn fuck

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/nicki-minaj-is-going-to-perform-in-saudi-arabia.126940/

what the god damn fuck

Hope she doesn't get imprisoned and raped by those saudi princes.

This is oddly specific.

[Tasty]

Someone (journalist no less) being shocked at an industry which prides itself and glorifies naked capitalism would do something for money.

[Tasty]

PS- Fuck Arianna Grande Latte

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-2020-usa-census-will-be-printed-without-the-citizenship-question-attached.126932/

No no no. I worked for the Census Bureau, please please please fill out the test!

Yea doing some more research just now, it looks like I should do it. Man It better not get me deported

[VomKriege]

US can enjoy its World Cup, everyone else can enjoy healthcare

I enjoy both, thanks. My healthcare is probably better than yours too.

 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/fifa-womens-world-cup-2019-7-june-%E2%80%93-7-july-france.120444/page-123#post-22430962

[Kara]

Furthermore, let's quote Resetera's General Guide :

I hope you die of esophageal cancer.

*tattletale voice* Dmitri Dmitriyevich, Glen got access to your account again.

[nudemacusers]

Nothing better than salty Europeans when America comes in and beats them in “their” sport 😂😂😂😂

[tiesto]

What is the most boomer thing you can do that involves a computer?

Digitizing Super 8 film?

Sharing blatantly fake alt right propaganda or commenting on some random Facebook meme that you post saying "your great uncle Ray is not doing well. Call me sometime xoxo"

[VomKriege]

I'm with you on this. I think Beto will deliver her Texas in the presidential election if so, as well.

Beto couldn't even deliver Texas to himself.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/cnn-poll-biden-falls-to-22-harris-surges-to-second-sanders-drops-to-fourth.126725/page-19#post-22431776

[BisMarckie]

Nothing better than salty Europeans when America comes in and beats them in “their” sport 😂😂😂😂

Women‘t soccer/football though

[Kara]

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I hate that I get this one.

[BisMarckie]

I don‘t. Do I want to know? 

[REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK]

What is the most boomer thing you can do that involves a computer?

Digitizing Super 8 film?

using a special reader to read business cards from your rolodex to import the email addresses written on them to your PDA with 96k memory

[Great Rumbler]

I don‘t. Do I want to know? 

In late 2006, The Armory was purchased for $14.5 million by Kink.com, a San Francisco-based internet pornography producer specializing in BDSM pornography.

[Phoenix Dark]

17 bans has to be the record.

The way cis white men erase POC is disgusting. I guess my 25+ bans don't matter huh.
 

[FUME5]

Protected? If I get permed you better protect your fuckin neck shosta.

[agrajag]

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how could you dox Great Rumbler like that?

[nudemacusers]

Be concerned about your resetera account while posting on the bore 😂😂😂

[Lonewulfeus]

Typical resetera member behavior, come here and threaten minorities

[agrajag]

17 bans has to be the record.

The way cis white men erase POC is disgusting. I guess my 25+ bans don't matter huh.
 

Shosta is like Asian or something, and not the smart, affluent kind.

[agrajag]

PS- Fuck Arianna Grande Latte

with pleasure

[Kara]

Moving in on her when the Venezuela episode of Parks and Recreation is on so you don't gotta watch imperialist propaganda.

[Chim Richalds]

17 bans has to be the record.

The way cis white men erase POC is disgusting. I guess my 25+ bans don't matter huh.
 

Shosta is like Asian or something, and not the smart, affluent kind.

Filipino?

[agrajag]

17 bans has to be the record.

The way cis white men erase POC is disgusting. I guess my 25+ bans don't matter huh.
 

Shosta is like Asian or something, and not the smart, affluent kind.

Filipino?

Let's just say he's been to Jollibee once or twice.

[BisMarckie]

kink.com filmed most of their stuff in here from 2006 to 2018. It appeared in the intro to their videos. I'm surprised you don't know about this given your... proclivities...

There os more than enough smut in the old countries.

[agrajag]

it's ok guys, according to geography I am part Asian and I probably have some Mongolian DNA so I get a pass to say these things

 

[Snoopycat_]

Someone (journalist no less) being shocked at an industry which prides itself and glorifies naked capitalism would do something for money.

Hobbes is to journalism what Amirox is to child minding

[Mr Gilhaney]

17 bans has to be the record.

The way cis white men erase POC is disgusting. I guess my 25+ bans don't matter huh.
 

Shosta is like Asian or something, and not the smart, affluent kind.

Filipino?

Let's just say he's been to Jollibee once or twice.

If you haven't eaten semi raw chicken and twerked with the jollibee mascot, what are you even doing with your life?

[Jenkem]

tiredf o all you hypocritical shits in here re: mmarasu or whetever you fucks are so hypocritical it is like resetera and gaf you are the same look into the mirror you fuvks how DARE you? you have no empathy or anything a bunch of sociopathic sociopathetic fucks who tink dey are better than reegaf but are littleraly gafeers just like you say it dumb to kritik commies for buyin slave labored phones but then think it woke to say tom jeffson is evul cuz slavez tho he did mre then you to improve reality whcih is it? you hypocrits there is places for u and mmarasu will ignite the flames of one milion dad chilren to marrec

[BisMarckie]

There is only one true slavic people anyway.

Hint: It‘s the Serbs 🇷🇸

[agrajag]

yes, I too love getting plastered to the point of permanently losing a couple of standard deviations in IQ points

[Jenkem]

joke on you i was only pretend to be retart

[agrajag]

oh I couldn't tell the difference

[Jenkem]

flour egg water oil salt mix mix mix it with your handle spread it and push it and grip it and stick it onion onion onion garlic minced lamb and minced beef (no hormones) with your hand add into the dill and parsley salt and pepper spoon and fold spoon and fold deep fry dip in mayo

Чебуреки

[Uncle]

btw whoever does the title changes for this thread is on point