River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[james]

Why are you idiots implying I'm into kids.

I've made it very clear I'm all about 18+.

High school girls? Sure. As long as they're 18.

[railGUN]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/it-seems-to-be-raining-on-trumps-parade.127321/

If you're getting off on this, it's time to reflect.

I think this is great. Anyone who went to this parade is either a moron a fascist or forced to do so by employment or parents. While women and children rot in cages in Texas these freaks feed the ego of the worst person to ever hold the office of US President . Rain is a kindness for these people, they deserve far worse.

 

[remy]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/disney-finds-little-mermaid-star-in-singer-halle-bailey-thr.127095/#post-22457167

https://www.resetera.com/threads/disney-finds-little-mermaid-star-in-singer-halle-bailey-thr.127095/page-2#post-22457989

Hahaha a "black people can't swim" joke is fine but "lol gingers" gets a fucking warning?

 

as if reset couldn't get worse, now I see one of their mods has revealed theyre a fucking ginger

[BisMarckie]

Are you reading the archived garbage threads? 

[Joe Molotov]

Old thread I found on Neogoof

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/how-do-people-have-sex.934150/

Ok, that's perhaps not the best thread title. But...

Here are the things I understand:

1. People feeling an attraction to each other.
2. How people meet someone new and feel a connection.
3. How a feeling of attraction can grow over an evening.
4. How a feeling or booze or drugs can put you in unexpected situations.
5. How life is weird and complicated and unpredictable.
6. And obviously, the mechanics of sex itself (though by no means well).

I get all this.

Here's what I don't understand:

1. What exactly happens in between meeting someone at a bar and having sex with them?
2. What exactly do people say that goes from questions about what you do to a living to "hey do you want to come to my place?" Do people just say that outright?
3. What about if you're at your or her/his place and you're just chilling - how do you go from watching a movie to touching each other? What do real people do instead of the sitcom cliche of "the yawn and stretch"?

What I am actually asking is: can you explain what happens in the space between just talking to someone and you both acknowledging that you're about to sleep together? It just makes no sense to me - do people just say stuff directly? Or do they talk around it?

https://www.wikihow.com/Ask-Someone-if-They-Want-to-Have-Sex

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/disney-finds-little-mermaid-star-in-singer-halle-bailey-thr.127095/#post-22457167

https://www.resetera.com/threads/disney-finds-little-mermaid-star-in-singer-halle-bailey-thr.127095/page-2#post-22457989

Hahaha a "black people can't swim" joke is fine but "lol gingers" gets a fucking warning?

 

But can she swim?

Jk glad they’re casting a singer.



Edit: ummmmm.... didn’t have swimming-race related stereotypes in mind when I posted this. Sorry for the insensitivity.

Lol, at the edit.


In what other possible context could the comment be taken?

[BisMarckie]

I was googling a specific poster and this thread came up. I do read the archived threads sometimes though.

I only check my post history and see what posts netted me the most likes so I can recycle that material.

[james]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/disney-finds-little-mermaid-star-in-singer-halle-bailey-thr.127095/#post-22457167

https://www.resetera.com/threads/disney-finds-little-mermaid-star-in-singer-halle-bailey-thr.127095/page-2#post-22457989

Hahaha a "black people can't swim" joke is fine but "lol gingers" gets a fucking warning?

 

But can she swim?

Jk glad they’re casting a singer.



Edit: ummmmm.... didn’t have swimming-race related stereotypes in mind when I posted this. Sorry for the insensitivity.

Lol, at the edit.


In what other possible context could the comment be taken?

Dont be daft.

For every Disney remake, the very first comment is always "But can she sing?" because they hire some actress like Emma Watson who absolutely cannot sing.

But in this case, they hired an actually singer, which answers that question.

"But can she swim?" is a cute play on words which obviously goes over your imbecile head.

[Great Rumbler]

those who did were shot down.

Literally !

Their fighters were shot down somewhere over the GameFAQs forum, no survivors.

[benita]

i dunno i just sit in the corner of the bar and I get dragged to a girl's house (assuming they are department store model tier or higher)

This is an instant "inappropriate commentary" ban on era.

[PogiJones]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/disney-finds-little-mermaid-star-in-singer-halle-bailey-thr.127095/#post-22457167

https://www.resetera.com/threads/disney-finds-little-mermaid-star-in-singer-halle-bailey-thr.127095/page-2#post-22457989

Hahaha a "black people can't swim" joke is fine but "lol gingers" gets a fucking warning?

 

But can she swim?

Jk glad they’re casting a singer.



Edit: ummmmm.... didn’t have swimming-race related stereotypes in mind when I posted this. Sorry for the insensitivity.

Lol, at the edit.


In what other possible context could the comment be taken?

Dont be daft.

For every Disney remake, the very first comment is always "But can she sing?" because they hire some actress like Emma Watson who absolutely cannot sing.

But in this case, they hired an actually singer, which answers that question.

"But can she swim?" is a cute play on words which obviously goes over your imbecile head.

Yeah, I didn't think about the stereotype until I read the edit.

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/disney-finds-little-mermaid-star-in-singer-halle-bailey-thr.127095/#post-22457167

https://www.resetera.com/threads/disney-finds-little-mermaid-star-in-singer-halle-bailey-thr.127095/page-2#post-22457989

Hahaha a "black people can't swim" joke is fine but "lol gingers" gets a fucking warning?

 

But can she swim?

Jk glad they’re casting a singer.



Edit: ummmmm.... didn’t have swimming-race related stereotypes in mind when I posted this. Sorry for the insensitivity.

Lol, at the edit.


In what other possible context could the comment be taken?

Dont be daft.

For every Disney remake, the very first comment is always "But can she sing?" because they hire some actress like Emma Watson who absolutely cannot sing.

But in this case, they hired an actually singer, which answers that question.

"But can she swim?" is a cute play on words which obviously goes over your imbecile head.

I'm sorry, I don't speak pedo, so I was unaware of the significance. Thanks for sharing your intimate knowledge.

[ZombieSupaStar]

Why does every game streaming thread on era read like astroturfing? I mean the pro streaming posters read like they are just trying to work through the 5 stages of grief at best or on googles payroll at worst. Having tried Gakai 10 years ago I checked out the new options since to see if it was any better than that piece of shit was.

I have a PlayStation Now trial and the input latency is bad enough you can’t play Pac-Man DX properly past the beginning, and the IQ looks like ass, even with my 100 Mbps, I’m also in the GeForce Now beta and have 23 ms ping to their closest server (same ping as google had at E3), and I still felt latency aiming and moving playing Black Ops 4, and on the mouse cursor on something simple like Rimworld.

I mean it may be the future someday, but so is climate change and death, just sayin.

[EightBitNate]

Why does every game streaming thread on era read like astroturfing? I mean the pro streaming posters read like they are just trying to work through the 5 stages of grief at best or on googles payroll at worst. Having tried Gakai 10 years ago I checked out the new options since to see if it was any better than that piece of shit was.

I have a PlayStation Now trial and the input latency is bad enough you can’t play Pac-Man DX properly past the beginning, and the IQ looks like ass, even with my 100 Mbps, I’m also in the GeForce Now beta and have 23 ms ping to their closest server (same ping as google had at E3), and I still felt latency aiming and moving playing Black Ops 4, and on the mouse cursor on something simple like Rimworld.

I mean it may be the future someday, but so is climate change and death, just sayin.

Tbf Stadia and Xcloud are supposed to be a step above PSNow.

[zepblackstar]

because it probably is given who owns the site.

Why does every game streaming thread on era read like astroturfing? 

[EightBitNate]

“ZombieSupaStar”
“zepblackstar”

im not going to attempt to differentiate between you two

[pancakesandsex]

Uh, what happened?  Was there some sort of console gaming Holocaust I didn't hear about.

yeah, it was chronicled in the documentary series "Digital Foundry analysis"

Them console gamers suffered almost unprecendented casualties this generation

Some call it a Crysis.

[ZombieSupaStar]

Tbf Stadia and Xcloud are supposed to be a step above PSNow.

Oh GeForce Now felt better and looked better than PS Now did mind you, it’s just this whole streaming thing feels like a solution in search of a problem. Well other than the, “if they aren’t continually paying us for something we aren’t making enough money for our shareholder overlords”- problem.

But I like pc gaming, indie gaming, programming, and modding so I’m not the target market. Heck I’m ready to drop $500 on my new PCs cpu all by itself. If all I did was play consoles for the latest gta, or fifa, the performance of GeForce Now probably would have been good enough.

 

[railGUN]

So YouTube is being unfair to Adolf Hitler, and it's not right.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/youtube-joseph-stalin-tribute-adolf-gets-the-shaft.1491268/

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[Kara]

So YouTube is being unfair to Adolf Hitler, and it's not right.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/youtube-joseph-stalin-tribute-adolf-gets-the-shaft.1491268/

[close]

 

[EightBitNate]

Tbf Stadia and Xcloud are supposed to be a step above PSNow.

Oh GeForce Now felt better and looked better than PS Now did mind you, it’s just this whole streaming thing feels like a solution in search of a problem. Well other than the, “if they aren’t continually paying us for something we aren’t making enough money for our shareholder overlords”- problem.

But I like pc gaming, indie gaming, programming, and modding so I’m not the target market. Heck I’m ready to drop $500 on my new PCs cpu all by itself. If all I did was play consoles for the latest gta, or fifa, the performance of GeForce Now probably would have been good enough.

 

Yeah I agree that i don’t think it’s something we need at the moment but it could definitely be interesting if it becomes advanced enough.

[ResetBanBot]

only nazis want to "own" things, streaming is the woke choice.

[Momo]

So YouTube is being unfair to Adolf Hitler, and it's not right.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/youtube-joseph-stalin-tribute-adolf-gets-the-shaft.1491268/

[close]

dont worry fam, anime has you covered

[ResetBanBot]

https://a.uguu.se/sjZ5tjJ86Y8F_1562306003697.webm

[Lonewulfeus]

Shouldn’t you be moving that server instead of trying to get us to install keyloggers banbot??? 

[Lonewulfeus]

Amsterdam, I hate it with a passion. Overcrowded, drunk tourists, drugs dealers, coffee shops and sexclubs.

I bet all the parties he attends are filled with activists too

[ResetBanBot]

It's Josh's deal, I have nothing to do with the relocation.

[Momo]

It's Josh's deal, I have nothing to do with the relocation.

i think null talked a bit about it on a livestream recently, i sorta remember that. Are you banned from traditional hosts btw? Could you spin up a frontend on aws for example, since your back end is still updating and tracking?

[NekoFever]

(Image removed from quote.)
only nazis want to "own" things, streaming is the woke choice.

You know who else liked to own things? Slaveholders.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Why does every game streaming thread on era read like astroturfing? I mean the pro streaming posters read like they are just trying to work through the 5 stages of grief at best or on googles payroll at worst. Having tried Gakai 10 years ago I checked out the new options since to see if it was any better than that piece of shit was.

I have a PlayStation Now trial and the input latency is bad enough you can’t play Pac-Man DX properly past the beginning, and the IQ looks like ass, even with my 100 Mbps, I’m also in the GeForce Now beta and have 23 ms ping to their closest server (same ping as google had at E3), and I still felt latency aiming and moving playing Black Ops 4, and on the mouse cursor on something simple like Rimworld.

I mean it may be the future someday, but so is climate change and death, just sayin.

I think it has potential, especially because the usage case that consoles used to offer - you plug it in your TV and it just works - has been abandoned by Sony and MS with their "its just a PC breh, but we're not going to tell you the administrator password, you're only allowed to install what we whitelisted" approach.

I have a large digital media library including games, and I don't kid myself that I actually own shit, so that side of things isn't a chicken little scenario

[ResetBanBot]

No, the only place the site is "banned" from is GitHub because they totally made into a giant dad out regarding ResetEra LLC's bogus trademark compliant. It's not even technically banned from GitHub, they just seemed really insistent that I dox myself and kept insisting I change something on the site, without specifying what that was, so I told them to delete the account. If I was actually paying GitHub money, they'd probably be less accommodating to ResetEra LLC.

It's just not worth the effort to setup somewhere else since the server should be online again soon™. The old code I wrote to generate the static site probably would need to be updated to deal with the since modified DB schema. I got other projects I'm working on unrelated to ResetEra, nevermind the actual features I could be working on instead (ie. image capture of posts for twitter).

[Momo]

I wrote a thing that captures attachments from twitter based on a hashtag search, didnt take too long. You going to use a headless browser to screencap since i assume you want the entire tweet?

[ResetBanBot]

I looked into doing it with "Splash", it's not hard, I just I don't care that much.

and yeah, I mean posting the actual post on twitter, because right now you need to click the website to read the post contents.

I didn't know how much of this was public, but here's Josh talking about the situation, it's kinda interesting, but "it wasn't my story to tell" [timestamp 2:40]

[Momo]

He meant capture the RE post and put it on twitter.

oh yeah that should be doable. Find 'ban', grab link to post, screencap in headless, upload.

[remy]

https://a.uguu.se/sjZ5tjJ86Y8F_1562306003697.webm

>Malwarebytes blocked this link due to a trojan 

[ResetBanBot]

Malwarebytes is a trojan, and if I knew how to execute code via a webm file I'd be selling that shit to Zerodium or something.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Malwarebytes is a trojan, and if I knew how to execute code via a webm file I'd be selling that shit to Zerodium or something.

this is what we in the security industry call culpable deniability.

[Momo]

https://clickhere.notavirus.co.jp/surely_not_a_virus.wasm

[Snoopycat_]

Resetera. A forum for street fighting men

https://www.resetera.com/threads/cnns-antifa-article-is-something-else-lol.127198/

[Momo]

Resetera. A forum for street fighting men

https://www.resetera.com/threads/cnns-antifa-article-is-something-else-lol.127198/

finally

[VomKriege]

Resetera. A forum for street fighting men

https://www.resetera.com/threads/cnns-antifa-article-is-something-else-lol.127198/

 

Quoting is endorsing & condoning, I guess.

[VomKriege]

This isn't correct and that so few people know what Antifa stands for is driving me nuts.
The name is abbreviated from "Antifaschistische Aktion", or "anti fascist action". Its not simply "anti fascist"

Well, that's very different. I'm glad you set us all straight.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Resetera. A forum for street fighting men

https://www.resetera.com/threads/cnns-antifa-article-is-something-else-lol.127198/

antifa members that physically hurt people are trash.

alot of those fucking idiots on era don't know what antifa are actually like.

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/antifa-on-trial-how-a-college-professor-joined-the-lefts-radical-ranks-630213/

I hope you dumb fucking lurkers from era read that article.

[Momo]

The fear mongering over antifa, as neo-nazi's continue to infiltrate all aspects of American life, is infuriating.

[Don Rumata]

Uh, i thought "Antifa" stood for "Anti Fashion".
The more you know...

EDIT: Top of the page Yuka:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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[counterhit]

People taking offense at a video aimed at fighting the rise of neonazism because they feel they are being called stupid need to find a better use of their time. People have been playing these games for 2 decades and look were we are now. And are you really arguing that criticizing the right to play as nazis is censorship? Are you really pulling out that tried and true rightwing rhetoric of a slippery slope?

Mockerre
Story Director

What is he a story director of?

[VomKriege]

I fell in love with it, but it took time and dedication, it was not love at first sight.

The time and dedication to watch a sitcom.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/til-that-jerry-seinfeld-dated-a-17yo-girl-when-he-was-38.127191/

[VomKriege]

Cmon Jerry, date women your own age that's gross. I think it is worth noting that Seinfeld's Jerry and Jerry Seinfeld are not the same person. Even his comedy doesn't seem the same. I consider that show more Larry David than Seinfeld.

 

[Momo]

They linked a carlos maza video in that antifa thread

[VomKriege]

Some top tier armchair psychology in that Seinfeld thread.

If you got enough in common beyond sex with twenty years apart to sustain a relationship, one of you is a fucking stagnant moron and it's the elder of the two.

Jerry Seinfeld is not a moron, he just liked fucking a really young woman. That was it.

[Don Rumata]

He does still wear absurd sneakers everywhere.

[NekoFever]

antifa members that physically hurt people are trash.

alot of those fucking idiots on era don't know what antifa are actually like.

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/antifa-on-trial-how-a-college-professor-joined-the-lefts-radical-ranks-630213/

I hope you dumb fucking lurkers from era read that article.

They've been having the same argument since GAF. Some are completely unable to comprehend that antifa and being anti-fascist are not the same thing.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I know enough to know fucking a 17 year old kid is wrong no matter how cool mom and dad are with it. I'm sure him being rich had nothing to do with it. Cause some 38 year old sanitation worker from the bronx smashing it wouldn't have had the cops called in 0.68 seconds.

You know this dude is looking up 18 year old porn.

[VomKriege]

It doesn't make sense how the mosasaur could splash water on you, the tanks look contained not open to the air. Seems like a strange addition, feels tacked on to me. But the ride needed a new coat of paint so badly so I suppose it could have been worse

https://www.resetera.com/threads/jurassic-park-the-ride-closing-in-universal-studios-hollywood-to-be-converted-into-jurassic-world.41630/page-3#post-22499261

[headwalk]

are there ride forums where people argue with the same aggressive fanboyism as every other nerd subculture?

what is the most alt-right rollercoaster?

[VomKriege]

The only thing your dad needs is a baseball bat upside the head.

OP and his family sound terrible but come on.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/helpmeera-i-come-home-to-see-my-dog-who-stayed-with-my-parents-suddenly-have-a-tumor-and-my-dad-wants-to-get-rid-of-him.127286/page-2#post-22495040

[Uncle]

are there ride forums where people argue with the same aggressive fanboyism as every other nerd subculture?

what is the most alt-right rollercoaster?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_White_(Morey%27s_Piers)

[LurkinMerkin]

are there ride forums where people argue with the same aggressive fanboyism as every other nerd subculture?

what is the most alt-right rollercoaster?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://forums.wdwmagic.com/threads/is-disney-corp-reactionary-vs-walt-disney-visionary.955834/

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[VomKriege]

are there ride forums where people argue with the same aggressive fanboyism as every other nerd subculture?

what is the most alt-right rollercoaster?

I'm actually less confused about people being passionate about rides proper (they're experiences that some enjoy, and just like any entertainment product there's some design and craftsmanship going in) than those planning yearly or more frequent holidays to the same theme parks.

[headwalk]

I'm actually less confused about people being passionate about rides proper (they're experiences that some enjoy, and just like any entertainment product there's some design and craftsmanship going in) than those planning yearly or more frequent holidays to the same theme parks.

i'm thinking more along the lines of two nigh indentical rollercoasters but one's cobra roll is such weak baby shit that i can't believe anyone is r3tarded enough to like that dead ass ride.