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benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #28980 on: July 11, 2019, 11:06:45 AM »
that forum in general looks highly problematic, I'm not sure that ResetERA.com members, especially women and minorities (who are leaving in droves), would feel safe knowing someone from a site like that is posting around them

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #28981 on: July 11, 2019, 11:07:55 AM »
That is the wildest Bire doxxing since finding out that BobRob was an alleged sex pest.

Ghoul

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #28982 on: July 11, 2019, 11:08:43 AM »
Is PAM okay though?

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #28984 on: July 11, 2019, 11:15:24 AM »
FACT CHECK:
No one who speaks German can be an evil man.

HardcoreRetro

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #28985 on: July 11, 2019, 11:18:11 AM »
Is PAM okay though?

Probably, but what about her 14 other headmates?

Ghoul

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #28986 on: July 11, 2019, 11:19:07 AM »
what makes me laugh is these clowns using same username everywhere I mean if she's a lawyer surely she should be like well that'll leave a breadcrumb trail.

 

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #28987 on: July 11, 2019, 11:22:20 AM »
Can we invite Pam here as a Bire.com exclusive

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #28988 on: July 11, 2019, 11:25:57 AM »
I'd rather she go drag him on ResetERA.com

BIONIC

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #28989 on: July 11, 2019, 11:26:00 AM »
#FreePam
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VomKriege

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #28990 on: July 11, 2019, 11:26:18 AM »
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BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #28991 on: July 11, 2019, 11:27:47 AM »
Man, benji did alright for himself by buying astro shares after TheSyldat bombed.

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #28992 on: July 11, 2019, 11:28:19 AM »
honestly, I'm starting to think some of you, especially shosta, are making me feel disrepsectednif

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #28993 on: July 11, 2019, 11:28:20 AM »
Translator’s note:
Fuchs means fox. :smug

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #28994 on: July 11, 2019, 11:28:56 AM »
TheSyldat was too good for the market, it couldn't appropriately price them

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #28995 on: July 11, 2019, 11:29:27 AM »
honestly, I'm starting to think some of you, especially shosta, are making me feel disrepsectednif

maybe you should have stopped big timing everyone just because you got 4000 twitter  followers? 

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #28996 on: July 11, 2019, 11:30:32 AM »
one of my alters works at Nintendo that's how I got the hot scoop, also where I do all my racism between holiday breaks

Boredfrom

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #28997 on: July 11, 2019, 11:31:42 AM »
That the most insane posters are defending polygamy should tip everybody off.  :doge

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #28998 on: July 11, 2019, 11:33:43 AM »
That the most insane posters are defending polygamy should tip everybody off.  :doge
not polygamy, they don't want to get married

BIONIC

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #28999 on: July 11, 2019, 11:33:48 AM »
As if incelsheet has ever had any human contact :rofl
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Don Rumata

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29000 on: July 11, 2019, 11:39:39 AM »
Polygamy works fine, if you're the husband with an harem.  :doge
If you're the guy getting swiped left, while your wife gets new dick every night? Not as much.   :-*

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29001 on: July 11, 2019, 11:40:15 AM »
Polygamy works fine, if you're the husband with an harem.  :doge
If you're the guy getting swiped left, while your wife gets new dick every night? Not as much.   :-*

More time for vidya :rejoice

Drainage

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29002 on: July 11, 2019, 11:40:31 AM »
honestly, I'm starting to think some of you, especially shosta, are making me feel disrepsectednif

maybe you should have stopped big timing everyone just because you got 4000 twitter  followers?

You forget this is a sales democracy, not a sales dictatorship sir

ToxicAdam

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29003 on: July 11, 2019, 11:41:21 AM »
Would love to see some statistics on the "why" ?

I think it's a healthy dose of self-loathing and non-conformity.




Don Rumata

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29006 on: July 11, 2019, 11:43:40 AM »
Polygamy works fine, if you're the husband with an harem.  :doge
If you're the guy getting swiped left, while your wife gets new dick every night? Not as much.   :-*

More time for vidya :rejoice
Waiting out of the bedroom for your wife and her lover to finish, so you can all play Mario Kart together.   :lawd

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29007 on: July 11, 2019, 11:45:26 AM »
I‘m making some incredibly tough Mario Maker levels for my wife‘s bull. I guess it‘s me who get‘s the last laugh. :smug

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29008 on: July 11, 2019, 11:47:00 AM »
This is truly an epic of a cuckold story. If only James Joyce was alive to see this


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29010 on: July 11, 2019, 11:54:33 AM »
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Ghoul

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29011 on: July 11, 2019, 12:01:24 PM »
"My kid is the loner at school and we're thinking of buying him a gun for his next birthday. What do you think guys?"

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29012 on: July 11, 2019, 12:12:15 PM »
Well, I curr. Thanks for the post.
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Uncle

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29013 on: July 11, 2019, 12:13:17 PM »
tbh feeling like I need to report some of these systems to steam since they're only buying the game once and then sharing it with 8 other headmates


same with buying tickets to go see star wars, we see you three-kids-in-trenchcoat, pay up


also they should probably get multiple nintendo switches because what happens when one of them buys a pervy game and doesn't even provide a cw/tw for the others before they boot up the system
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Ghoul

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29015 on: July 11, 2019, 12:17:21 PM »
I have six other headmates and they all laugh at me and tell me to kill myself, I find drinking helps kill them though.

BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29016 on: July 11, 2019, 12:18:15 PM »
Making fun of that poor kid is pretty shitty tbh

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29017 on: July 11, 2019, 12:19:38 PM »




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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29018 on: July 11, 2019, 12:20:29 PM »
(Image removed from quote.)

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HEY GUYS CHECK THIS OUT- EXCLUSIVE YOU WILL ONLY SEE HERE FIRST!  THE NEXT VIDEO GAME CONSOLE THAT RELEASES...WILL HAVE A NEW ITERATION COME OUT A FEW YEARS AFTER RELEASE!!!  Remember, I said it first! :smug
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29019 on: July 11, 2019, 12:20:49 PM »
This onilink moron saw split and decided he was going to do his best James McAvoy impression

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29020 on: July 11, 2019, 12:21:46 PM »


This shit is trending for some reason- he whines that people shouldn't criticize Nintendo for releasing a new console because "it's not for you" and then proceeds to call it a disappointment.  :doge
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Ghoul

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29022 on: July 11, 2019, 12:23:03 PM »
twitter and youtuber are different head mates, they don't always agree, so insensitive Bork.

Ghoul

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29023 on: July 11, 2019, 12:24:41 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me.128408/page-10#post-22671033

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Can we stop shitting on poly relationships? Like I said, I know people in happy non-traditional relationships.


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29024 on: July 11, 2019, 12:26:21 PM »
https://twitter.com/SophNar0747/status/1149315694279966722

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29025 on: July 11, 2019, 12:29:01 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me.128408/page-10#post-22671033

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Can we stop shitting on poly relationships? Like I said, I know people in happy non-traditional relationships.



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Ghoul

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29026 on: July 11, 2019, 12:29:27 PM »
"So Mike would you recommend Terminator Dark Fate"


 :mike

"Oh no Jay, this makes Ghostbusters 2016 look good"

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29027 on: July 11, 2019, 12:29:55 PM »
This came up in the image search results  :lol

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29028 on: July 11, 2019, 12:31:10 PM »
"So Mike would you recommend Terminator Dark Fate"


 :mike

"Oh no Jay, this makes Ghostbusters 2016 look good"

Pretty much.  It's like code for "this movie is going to suck, bomb, and kill another franchise because MUH POLITICS!"
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29029 on: July 11, 2019, 12:33:46 PM »
"So Mike would you recommend Terminator Dark Fate"


 :mike

"Oh no Jay, this makes Ghostbusters 2016 look good"

Pretty much.  It's like code for "this movie is going to suck, bomb, and kill another franchise because MUH POLITICS!"

You're saying that the Tim Miller is FINALLY going to kill the Terminator franchise?

Praise be Tim Miller.

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29030 on: July 11, 2019, 12:34:24 PM »
Quote from: astro
Utterly bullshit.

I'm in one right now.

My partner and I don't live together, but we're each other's primary partner. We're just like any other couple in that respect, except we also have other partners. I'm not currently seeing anyone else as, quite frankly, I don't have time and I'm working on myself for a while before I meet new people.

My partner was asexual for most of her life and, around five years ago, discovered feelings of sexual desire she didn't know even existed. She had very little sexual contact because of this, and is now exploring this in a healthy way. So she has multiple partners: a man and woman in Germany who she sees a few times a year, and a guy she just met who she is dating and having regular sex with.

She also wants to explore her dom side, among other things, and I think it's wonderful she's getting to experience all of this in safe and healthy environments.

This might seem utterly alien to you, but I have no desires of possession over her. I love her deeply but have no hint of jealously when she tells me about her partners (and we talk about everything, this is something she lets all of them know in advance).

This is, without a doubt, the healthiest and most loving relationship I've ever been in. There is no pretense of ownership, or expectation in terms of what we owe each other. We're both hugely respectful of each other's feelings, we talk openly and honestly about our experiences, and we actively help each other with things like writing our dating profiles, choosing pictures for them, etc...

And, as the only people compatible with this kind of relationship are other poly people, we've met lots of people with the same mindset and seen just how well and how often these things can work out.

The woman who is part of that German couple just came over to stay for the weekend. My girlfriend had a huge project sprung on her and she had to work through it, and both myself and the woman (and some other friends) all came together to help with it. We hung out for 3 days and nights, and it was really fucking awesome.

So, next time you consider making a statement like that, consider that it's your ignorance of how poly relationships work out all the damn time. They're not for everyone, and largely if a couple who has been monogamous decides to move toward this there may be a high failure rate, but don't ignore those who build relationships FROM a poly position, of which there are too many to speak of it the way you just did.

This level of speaking from an ignorant position like you know for certain is dumb as hell, why you'd choose to do that I don't know.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29031 on: July 11, 2019, 12:36:43 PM »
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My partner and I don't live together, but we're each other's primary partner. We're just like any other couple in that respect, except we also have other partners. I'm not currently seeing anyone else as, quite frankly, I don't have time and I'm working on myself for a while before I meet new people.

My partner was asexual for most of her life and, around five years ago, discovered feelings of sexual desire she didn't know even existed. She had very little sexual contact because of this, and is now exploring this in a healthy way. So she has multiple partners: a man and woman in Germany who she sees a few times a year, and a guy she just met who she is dating and having regular sex with.

She also wants to explore her dom side, among other things, and I think it's wonderful she's getting to experience all of this in safe and healthy environments.

This belongs in the bad vibes thread. :fbm

Don Rumata

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29032 on: July 11, 2019, 12:37:22 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me.128408/page-10#post-22671033

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Can we stop shitting on poly relationships? Like I said, I know people in happy non-traditional relationships.
He's in a poly relationship with many mods.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29033 on: July 11, 2019, 12:37:23 PM »
Translator’s note:
Fuchs means fox. :smug

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29034 on: July 11, 2019, 12:38:01 PM »
“I’m not cucked, I’m not cucked”, I insist as I slowly wash the dirty dish of my wife’s live in lover.
Oi Oi


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29036 on: July 11, 2019, 12:40:04 PM »
if you were in love with a girl who had a hot parrot fursona would that be considered a polly relationship
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29037 on: July 11, 2019, 12:40:36 PM »
Quote from: astro
Utterly bullshit.

I'm in one right now.

My partner and I don't live together, but we're each other's primary partner. We're just like any other couple in that respect, except we also have other partners. I'm not currently seeing anyone else as, quite frankly, I don't have time and I'm working on myself for a while before I meet new people.

My partner was asexual for most of her life and, around five years ago, discovered feelings of sexual desire she didn't know even existed. She had very little sexual contact because of this, and is now exploring this in a healthy way. So she has multiple partners: a man and woman in Germany who she sees a few times a year, and a guy she just met who she is dating and having regular sex with.

Oh astro that's all you had to say lol

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29038 on: July 11, 2019, 12:40:46 PM »
yes think of me more as a poly insider rather than tied to any one platform

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29039 on: July 11, 2019, 12:44:53 PM »
Well we're quickly arriving at the point where anyone under the age of forty has no idea of what it was like to exist in an America that isn't a post-Reagan-era conservative dystopia.
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