Author Topic: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible (Read 5267086 times)

Kara · « **Reply #29100 on:** July 11, 2019, 02:09:16 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on July 11, 2019, 12:51:10 PM

Quote from: benjipwns on July 11, 2019, 12:45:34 PM
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The US is so fundamentally far-right that the Republicans are nazis and the Democrats are conservatives. I don’t know how people can support the Democrats the way they are.

Right now the Democrats like Pelosi and her supporters here and elsewhere might as well be called nazi collaborators.

That‘s why you should vote for the RCP.

FACT CHECK: Chairman Bob isn't about that bourgeois electoral bullshit.

https://revcom.us/a/584/BEB-en.html

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benjipwns · « **Reply #29101 on:** July 11, 2019, 02:11:23 PM »

also ResetERA.com needs to restore my ability to see post histories, how can I check in on astroturfing this way?!?

Ghoul · « **Reply #29102 on:** July 11, 2019, 02:12:52 PM »

now is the perfect time to post the other thread on the other forum to resetera, those guys would lose their mind seeing Pam's side of the story.

If only Pogi wasn't associated with a hate site and caused massive amounts of cross forum drama.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #29103 on:** July 11, 2019, 02:15:20 PM »

The RCP is endorsing Gravel and Williamson, huh?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #29104 on:** July 11, 2019, 02:22:43 PM »

The Bire Hate Machine of Massive War Crimes

Kara · « **Reply #29105 on:** July 11, 2019, 02:25:42 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 11, 2019, 02:22:43 PM

The Bire Hate Machine of Massive War Crimes

Against Humanity

BisMarckie · « **Reply #29106 on:** July 11, 2019, 02:27:53 PM »

Quote from: Kara on July 11, 2019, 02:25:42 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 11, 2019, 02:22:43 PM
The Bire Hate Machine of Massive War Crimes

Against Humanity

Can‘t wait until they send benji to The Hague.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #29107 on:** July 11, 2019, 02:30:19 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on July 11, 2019, 02:27:53 PM

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Against Humanity

Can‘t wait until they send benji to The Hague.

for leaking sales data

BisMarckie · « **Reply #29108 on:** July 11, 2019, 02:34:09 PM »

I don‘t think they are very lenient with people who commit copyright infringements in The Hague.

benjipwns · « **Reply #29109 on:** July 11, 2019, 02:41:34 PM »

i'm warning them i'll put the whole system on trial

and we'll definitely be focusing on how The Hague is DUTCH

benjipwns · « **Reply #29110 on:** July 11, 2019, 02:42:52 PM »

I WILL CALL ON THE ANGELIC INITIATIVE

benjipwns · « **Reply #29111 on:** July 11, 2019, 02:49:42 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on July 11, 2019, 02:06:23 PM

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Yeah that's some sad shit. Hopefully he gets what's coming.

Banned for polyphobia.

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me-read-staff-post.128408/post-22674368

User Banned (1 Week): Inflammatory commentary and insults towards another member

so you're single and your friend is fucking multiple people while you're too busy/not fit for a relationship 🤔

BisMarckie · « **Reply #29112 on:** July 11, 2019, 02:50:24 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 11, 2019, 02:41:34 PM

and we'll definitely be focusing on how The Hague is DUTCH

That‘s true.

Another war criminal that wriggled of the hook.
Tudman, Arkan, benji

Snoopycat_ · « **Reply #29113 on:** July 11, 2019, 02:51:50 PM »

Real life Mrs. Featherbottom incoming

benjipwns · « **Reply #29114 on:** July 11, 2019, 02:52:49 PM »

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/cnn-ice-to-begin-nationwide-immigration-raids-sunday.128480/post-22674935

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So what action are we taking on the left. Are we organizing protests? Going to try to help protect? What are we doing?
That's what I was just about to ask. I basically don't use social media, so if there's marches planned, I want to know.

benjipwns · « **Reply #29115 on:** July 11, 2019, 02:53:24 PM »

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If they try though, its gonna be guerrilla warfare in the streets and I will be right there with em

benjipwns · « **Reply #29116 on:** July 11, 2019, 02:56:35 PM »

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Microsoft has a contract for ICE. Remove their support and a huge blow is dealt to their effectiveness.
Should make a topic with more info explaining this on the gaming side.

Ghoul · « **Reply #29117 on:** July 11, 2019, 02:59:47 PM »

twitter is down, they're scrubbing their association of mittens, pancake and Audrey

BisMarckie · « **Reply #29118 on:** July 11, 2019, 03:03:06 PM »

Relevant

Uncle · « **Reply #29119 on:** July 11, 2019, 03:05:11 PM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #29120 on:** July 11, 2019, 03:07:39 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on July 11, 2019, 02:27:53 PM

Can‘t wait until they send benji to The Hague.

All is one in benjipwns This mighty body is my church. When I command your surrender, I speak with three billion voices. When I make a fist to crush your resistance. It is with three billion hands. When I stare into your eyes and shatter your dreams. And break your heart. It is with six billion eyes! Nothing like benjipwns has ever come among you. Nothing will again. I will take you to a hell without exit or end. And there I will murder your souls! And make you crawl and beg! And die! Die! Die for benjipwns!

Quote from: BisMarckie on July 11, 2019, 02:50:24 PM

That‘s true.

Another war criminal that wriggled of the hook.
Tudman, Arkan, benji

You turned your back and I damaged your world. Deprived your people from its powers, its hopes, its futures... And itself. What will you do when your friends, your enemies, your lover, are all benjipwns? When there is one body. One mind. One Will. One Life that is benjipwns. Will you be the enemy of all existence, then? How ironic is it, Son of Son of Poland?

Kara · « **Reply #29121 on:** July 11, 2019, 03:08:02 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 11, 2019, 02:42:52 PM

I WILL CALL ON THE ANGELIC INITIATIVE

I'll get the good PvdA (the one Ludo Martens started) to pretend to be the bad PvdA (the Dutch one) and we'll sneak in and bust you out. While there is a soul in prison, I am not free.

benjipwns · « **Reply #29122 on:** July 11, 2019, 03:16:41 PM »

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me-read-staff-post.128408/post-22668578

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She isn't a lesbian though. I would like to have sex with men but I'm not gay either.
Dude. You are gay.

But you and your wife's sexuality are the least important aspects of this thread. If there is any takeway from here, it's that you need to get a job asap. You must become financially independent. Don't keep telling yourself that you will look for a job after your twins are potty trained. You need to tackle this issue right away.

benjipwns · « **Reply #29123 on:** July 11, 2019, 03:18:07 PM »

can't let go at the slightest mention

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Geez man. Polyamory doesn't usually work out in the long run, but this isn't even that. You guys just broke up and you're living with the woman you love as she loves another person in front of you. You don't have to be an asshole about it, but you gotta either: 1) Tell her you don't want to end the marriage, get to counselling, and try to repair this, or 2) Move out, rebuild, and grow from this in your future relationships.

But you don't want to stay in the place you're in.
Stop.

benjipwns · « **Reply #29124 on:** July 11, 2019, 03:23:57 PM »

Kara, swing by and grab this on the way:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/i%E2%80%99m-the-advisor-for-my-high-school-esports-league-and-have-money-to-spend-help.128516/

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So my activity account has $4000 in it.

Boredfrom · « **Reply #29125 on:** July 11, 2019, 03:24:30 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 11, 2019, 03:07:39 PM

Quote from: BisMarckie on July 11, 2019, 02:27:53 PM
Can‘t wait until they send benji to The Hague.
All is one in benjipwns This mighty body is my church. When I command your surrender, I speak with three billion voices. When I make a fist to crush your resistance. It is with three billion hands. When I stare into your eyes and shatter your dreams. And break your heart. It is with six billion eyes! Nothing like benjipwns has ever come among you. Nothing will again. I will take you to a hell without exit or end. And there I will murder your souls! And make you crawl and beg! And die! Die! Die for benjipwns!

Quote from: BisMarckie on July 11, 2019, 02:50:24 PM
That‘s true.

Another war criminal that wriggled of the hook.
Tudman, Arkan, benji
You turned your back and I damaged your world. Deprived your people from its powers, its hopes, its futures... And itself. What will you do when your friends, your enemies, your lover, are all benjipwns? When there is one body. One mind. One Will. One Life that is benjipwns. Will you be the enemy of all existence, then? How ironic is it, Son of Son of Poland?

How many people will understand that reference?

clothedmacuser · « **Reply #29126 on:** July 11, 2019, 03:26:31 PM »

I love seeing Excel's antenna's detect that someone more marginalized than her is getting more attention so she needs to join in the convo.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #29127 on:** July 11, 2019, 03:26:45 PM »

I googled it and it‘s some funny book stuff. I would have revoked the like after finding out, but the like economy is too important

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #29128 on:** July 11, 2019, 03:27:17 PM »

I don't live with my partner, also I'm not seeing anyone else, also she doesn't know that I exist and that I watch her and her boyfriend through a telescope aimed at her bedroom window, but I could see this thing lasting forever.

benjipwns · « **Reply #29129 on:** July 11, 2019, 03:28:59 PM »

Quote from: Boredfrom on July 11, 2019, 03:24:30 PM

How many people will understand that reference?

ALL IS ONE IN BENJIPWNS

Loneliness + Alienation + Fear + Despair + Self-worth ÷ Mockery ÷ Condemnation ÷ Misunderstanding x Guilt x Shame x Failure x Judgment, n=y where y=Hope and n=Folly, Love=Lies, Life=Death, Self=BENJIPWNS

Switters · « **Reply #29130 on:** July 11, 2019, 03:30:12 PM »

Astro is an everything bagel with a hint of LIME. It's so obvious.

marrec · « **Reply #29131 on:** July 11, 2019, 03:42:13 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 11, 2019, 03:27:17 PM

I don't live with my partner, also I'm not seeing anyone else, also she doesn't know that I exist and that I watch her and her boyfriend through a telescope aimed at her bedroom window, but I could see this thing lasting forever.

Everyone approaches relationships differently.

I, for instance, have a loving long term relationship with a Twitch girl. We haven't met yet but she laughs everytime I donate 2 dollars and make a fart noise and her bathwater smells like lavender which is my grandmothers favorite flower.

benjipwns · « **Reply #29132 on:** July 11, 2019, 03:43:31 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-are-some-people-here-so-defeatist.128525/

uh mods can you lock this I don't see anything but unproductive meta discussion happening, plus we're all going to die before the answer can be found

BIONIC · « **Reply #29133 on:** July 11, 2019, 03:43:59 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on July 11, 2019, 01:58:54 PM

Quote from: BisMarckie on July 11, 2019, 01:57:58 PM
Filler likes keep the Bore economy going. He even gives you a like loan.

He's the stimulus package.

I wouldn’t mind stimulating filler’s package

Kara · « **Reply #29134 on:** July 11, 2019, 03:48:59 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 11, 2019, 03:23:57 PM

Kara, swing by and grab this on the way:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/i%E2%80%99m-the-advisor-for-my-high-school-esports-league-and-have-money-to-spend-help.128516/
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So my activity account has $4000 in it.

Like my self-financed cadre needs child labor eh sports blood money.

benjipwns · « **Reply #29135 on:** July 11, 2019, 03:49:56 PM »

it's been two hours and nobody has made a gaming side thread about Microsoft's support for ICE's death squads

benjipwns · « **Reply #29136 on:** July 11, 2019, 03:50:36 PM »

Quote from: Finale Fireworker, https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-are-some-people-here-so-defeatist.128525/post-22678667

I think the world is a very unpleasant, depressing, and pessimistic place for a lot of our users. Whether they realize it or not, they carry that anxiety with them everywhere and it vents through any avenue it can find. Because this forum is a refuge for a lot of us, it means we carry all that outside stress in to the same place. When we are sad, tired, angry, and afraid, we take it out on one another. I wish we didn't, and we don't always, but when you come together with other people it's easy to bring your grief with you.

This is why I say we must love each other. We are all we have.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #29137 on:** July 11, 2019, 03:52:13 PM »

The world is nothing like it was in the good old days of 2014 where climate change was not an issue.

benjipwns · « **Reply #29138 on:** July 11, 2019, 03:58:41 PM »

you could trust that people were taking care of it, like most problems

benjipwns · « **Reply #29139 on:** July 11, 2019, 04:01:29 PM »

ah, it was in the OFFICIAL FUN THREAD: https://www.resetera.com/threads/fun-thread-ot-post-your-fun-here-and-nowhere-else-update-fun-now-allowed-elsewhere.97671/post-17577497

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What I've learned over the last year or so is that people bring the energy of the world in to the forum with them. The last couple of years have been really, really difficult for most of our members. So much has happened and the landscape of the internet has changed so much.

For me, nothing encapsulates that change more than Twitter itself.

I remember how I used Twitter from 2012-2016. My feed was 100% jokes. I used Twitter to decompress and distract myself while I was in college because I knew if I went there I would have a lot to laugh at. It was cathartic, comedic, and comforting. But without changing who I followed at all my timeline changed dramatically by 2016. My Twitter became all politics all the time and nothing but bad news with the occasional defeatist retweet of a joke from years ago. Twitter is no longer a place I go to have fun. It's a news feed of angry, sad, and occasionally funny people. All the same faces, all the same accounts, but a lot has changed.

I think people also discount the fact a lot of us are simply getting older. It's easy to say things were more fun five or ten years ago. But we are five or ten years older too. We remember things better than they used to be and also tire more easily from how things actually are.

In 2019, we are in the midst of new civil rights movement. Nations are contending with fascist despots causing irreversible damage to their countries. Climate change is rapidly reducing longterm sustainability of the planet. People who didn't use to bother with politics now can't afford to turn their head away. But when I think of 2014, I didn't worry about any of this. I remember Flappy Bird and that Ellen DeGeneres selfie at the Oscars and Justin Bieber getting arrested. It's not like that for me now. Things are different.

The world has changed. I have changed. The internet has changed. We are just collectively madder, sadder, and less likely to be in a good mood when we log on to Twitter or Reddit or ResetEra or anywhere else online. People say it a lot, but the best you can do is be the change you wish to see in the community. Have more patience, react more calmly, and try to stay positive even though it's hard to. I think no matter what we have to still love each other. We are all we have.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #29140 on:** July 11, 2019, 04:03:46 PM »

Quote from: Drainage on July 11, 2019, 01:57:13 PM

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Hey Pogi, you jelly? And I didn't even have to write a long ass carepost.

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link?

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=46206.msg2661116#msg2661116

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Pls add votes to this post:

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=42089.msg1969921#msg1969921

I need a win in my life. My wife just left me for her lesbian lover and I’m at home with the kids. 😢😢😢

And goddamn going back to that page... Neogaf is a mess of racism jfc.

benjipwns · « **Reply #29141 on:** July 11, 2019, 04:05:05 PM »

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November 30, 2014

But when I think of 2014, I didn't worry about any of this.

clothedmacuser · « **Reply #29142 on:** July 11, 2019, 04:07:59 PM »

Quote from: bork on July 11, 2019, 12:26:21 PM

https://twitter.com/SophNar0747/status/1149315694279966722

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"If you’re a closet misogynist, she’ll scare the f*ck out of you."

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#TerminatorDarkFate will have internet trolls shaking in their boots

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What Trump's fast-food feast and Gillette's woke razor blades have in common

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/01/15/what-trumps-fast-food-feast-gillettes-woke-razor-blades-have-common/

The article brings up this scene

Mac: who are we versus? What's our angle?

Stuff like that is just woke branded advertising. A way to inflame one side and show you are cool with the other. I think that's all very cool as long as you recognize it as advertising.

That McKenzie Davis is gonna be a hot, robot killer is sweet and a good cause. Promoting that she's gonna make MRA's shake in their little size 7 payless shoes is just marketing. Making the movie pro-femme is what is important, not the 45 year old, white, cis-het, capitalizing on a advertising trend.

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #29143 on:** July 11, 2019, 04:09:59 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 11, 2019, 04:05:05 PM

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November 30, 2014
But when I think of 2014, I didn't worry about any of this.

I think no matter what we have to still love each other. We are all we have.

Uncle · « **Reply #29144 on:** July 11, 2019, 04:10:17 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 11, 2019, 03:16:41 PM

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me-read-staff-post.128408/post-22668578
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She isn't a lesbian though. I would like to have sex with men but I'm not gay either.
Dude. You are gay.

But you and your wife's sexuality are the least important aspects of this thread. If there is any takeway from here, it's that you need to get a job asap. You must become financially independent. Don't keep telling yourself that you will look for a job after your twins are potty trained. You need to tackle this issue right away.

I really don't understand this ban

someone waffling and saying "I want to have sex with men but still TOTALLY NOT GAY" is desperately trying to avoid any social stigma of adopting the identifier

that's what's hurtful and inflammatory toward the lgbt community, not the person attempting to get him to admit to what he just said he is

Uncle · « **Reply #29145 on:** July 11, 2019, 04:11:21 PM »

have you guys tried that Yum! brands sweet lightning mt dex exclusive to kfc

shit is fire

SmokyDave · « **Reply #29146 on:** July 11, 2019, 04:12:24 PM »

Got my eye on you, Mac. I understand you gotta pursue the likes, but let old me stay dead.

Tasty · « **Reply #29147 on:** July 11, 2019, 04:16:36 PM »

Benji gotta be careful about posting the (thankfully corrupted) anti-life equation.

benjipwns · « **Reply #29148 on:** July 11, 2019, 04:18:53 PM »

Quote from: Uncle on July 11, 2019, 04:10:17 PM

the lgbt community

um, can you not make inflammatory commentary surrounding a sensitive subject by using regressive terminology?

joeboy101 · « **Reply #29149 on:** July 11, 2019, 04:19:14 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 11, 2019, 03:50:36 PM

Quote from: Finale Fireworker, https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-are-some-people-here-so-defeatist.128525/post-22678667
I think the world is a very unpleasant, depressing, and pessimistic place for a lot of our users. Whether they realize it or not, they carry that anxiety with them everywhere and it vents through any avenue it can find. Because this forum is a refuge for a lot of us, it means we carry all that outside stress in to the same place. When we are sad, tired, angry, and afraid, we take it out on one another. I wish we didn't, and we don't always, but when you come together with other people it's easy to bring your grief with you.

This is why I say we must love each other. We are all we have.

The world has an unprecedented level of peace and prosperity for modern times. And that’s regardless of whether you look at wars, crime, violence, natural disasters, economy and so forth.

But this is what happens when you beat the drum of how horrible the world and society is on a 24/7 basis. Only an alter personality mad person can look at the state of the world objectively and figure that, but then, all they do on that board is hate, 24/7.

Yet, FinaleFilibuster sees the negatively but says it’s accurate for the world.

benjipwns · « **Reply #29150 on:** July 11, 2019, 04:23:30 PM »

I remember back on NeoGAF.com shortly before the CRISIS ON INFINITE FORUMS there was a thread about how more people lived about the $2 a day poverty line than ever (please hold all caveats about this measure) and it was full of posters saying stuff like "yet I have all my student loans" and "if things are so great then why can't I afford to buy a house like my parents?"

blame space · « **Reply #29151 on:** July 11, 2019, 04:24:47 PM »

let's all kill ourselves

thisismyusername · « **Reply #29152 on:** July 11, 2019, 04:25:30 PM »

Quote from: stufte on July 11, 2019, 01:06:16 PM

Hey Pogi, you jelly? And I didn't even have to write a long ass carepost.

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Speaking of Pogi is he even posting here as frequently as he was before he got perma'd?

team filler · « **Reply #29153 on:** July 11, 2019, 04:26:36 PM »

Quote from: blame space on July 11, 2019, 04:24:47 PM

let's all kill ourselves

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #29154 on:** July 11, 2019, 04:28:48 PM »

Quote from: blame space on July 11, 2019, 04:24:47 PM

let's all kill ourselves

shut up butthead

benjipwns · « **Reply #29155 on:** July 11, 2019, 04:30:26 PM »

Quote from: blame space on July 11, 2019, 04:24:47 PM

let's all kill ourselves

new inter-dimensional access pillar, who dis

clothedmacuser · « **Reply #29156 on:** July 11, 2019, 04:35:05 PM »

Did homeboy ever say where he sleeps?

He's got an ex-wife, her young lover, his wife's 4 kids, all in one house.

Maybe they all fucking cuddle together like a ball of hamsters and pretend it's normal.

Either that or

Kara · « **Reply #29157 on:** July 11, 2019, 04:43:02 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 11, 2019, 04:23:30 PM

I remember back on NeoGAF.com shortly before the CRISIS ON INFINITE FORUMS there was a thread about how more people lived about the $2 a day poverty line than ever (please hold all caveats about this measure) and it was full of posters saying stuff like "yet I have all my student loans" and "if things are so great then why can't I afford to buy a house like my parents?"

CPC exposing the core labor aristocracy.

Jansen · « **Reply #29158 on:** July 11, 2019, 04:53:50 PM »

The j-pouch is made out of her small intestine and allows her to poop from her butt

Hawt

clothedmacuser · « **Reply #29159 on:** July 11, 2019, 04:59:37 PM »

Quote from: Ghoul on July 11, 2019, 06:38:58 AM

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Call the fucking exorcist now

The Exorcist is an interesting thing to bring up. In that movie the Catholic Church doesn't believe the girl is possessed because possession is a dumb thing only in movies and old texts. Yet they think the girl believes in demon possession so much that holding a tradition exorcism would help her to accept that her "demon," has left her body and she can resume her normal life and quit pretending.

Onilink seems to have gathered bits and pieces of what DID is, or was, as portrayed in 80's sitcoms and movies and now believes he has it. Given that he fears "Nt*g**r***" I bet he has seen the John Cusack movie Identity.

Like someone said earlier, both options mean crazy.

https://twitter.com/persenche/status/1149377272278765568

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