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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29162 on: July 11, 2019, 05:17:23 PM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29163 on: July 11, 2019, 05:31:07 PM »
i don't think you guys understand how publicly making fun of what you consider to be the lowest common denominators of these communities actively hurts the kind of causes I'm sure a lot of you would claim to be in support of.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29164 on: July 11, 2019, 05:32:56 PM »
We are all older and sadder than we were back in 2014. Or maybe, just maybe, Finale needs to get a better job. It was probably cool being assistant manager of the theater, cornering girls in the back stockroom back in 2014 but 5 years later that’s not gonna cut it.

Don’t project your sad existence on some younger Resetera user that just got his first assistant manager job and spotted a cutie at the concession stand. His Twitter has got jokes.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29166 on: July 11, 2019, 05:35:03 PM »
i don't think you guys understand how publicly making fun of what you consider to be the lowest common denominators of these communities actively hurts the kind of causes I'm sure a lot of you would claim to be in support of.

Lowest common denominator, or protected users that the community and the mods itself promotes as their best users?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29167 on: July 11, 2019, 05:35:48 PM »
when blame space went to hospital do you think he had his colon removed 🤔
could he be a head pal of Pam. Living rent free in her head all this time  :neo :hans1 :hans1 :neo

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29168 on: July 11, 2019, 05:36:06 PM »
i don't think you guys understand how publicly making fun of what you consider to be the lowest common denominators of these communities actively hurts the kind of causes I'm sure a lot of you would claim to be in support of.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29170 on: July 11, 2019, 05:37:19 PM »
i don't think you guys understand how publicly making fun of what you consider to be the lowest common denominators of these communities actively hurts the kind of causes I'm sure a lot of you would claim to be in support of.

You're right, we should have moved to a semi private discord months ago.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29171 on: July 11, 2019, 05:40:26 PM »
i don't think you guys understand how publicly making fun of what you consider to be the lowest common denominators of these communities actively hurts the kind of causes I'm sure a lot of you would claim to be in support of.

haha, classic blame space  :respect
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29172 on: July 11, 2019, 05:43:42 PM »
Goddamn could you guys get off his dick for like 2 seconds? No wonder he doesn't post here.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29173 on: July 11, 2019, 05:45:05 PM »
i don't think you guys understand how publicly making fun of what you consider to be the lowest common denominators of these communities actively hurts the kind of causes I'm sure a lot of you would claim to be in support of.

Oh shit TheBore is public???

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29174 on: July 11, 2019, 05:45:15 PM »
Goddamn could you guys get off his dick for like 2 seconds? No wonder he doesn't post here.

haha, classic Transhuman  :respect
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29175 on: July 11, 2019, 05:45:48 PM »
never wanted him to post here  :snob

bye bye you little cool young dude slut  :lol :lol
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29176 on: July 11, 2019, 05:46:27 PM »
i don't think you guys understand how publicly making fun of what you consider to be the lowest common denominators of these communities actively hurts the kind of causes I'm sure a lot of you would claim to be in support of.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29177 on: July 11, 2019, 05:46:30 PM »
the lowest common denominators of these communities actively hurt the kind of causes I'm sure a lot of you would claim to be in support of.
I totally agree.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29178 on: July 11, 2019, 05:49:13 PM »

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29179 on: July 11, 2019, 05:49:57 PM »
i don't think you guys understand how publicly making fun of what you consider to be the lowest common denominators of these communities actively hurts the kind of causes I'm sure a lot of you would claim to be in support of.

Oh shit TheBore is public???
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29180 on: July 11, 2019, 05:50:21 PM »
hey smokydavy how do you feel about minorites

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29181 on: July 11, 2019, 05:51:36 PM »
the lowest common denominators of these communities actively hurt the kind of causes I'm sure a lot of you would claim to be in support of.
I totally agree.

This. It’s hilarious that you call TheBore detrimental to social justice while RE literally turned NeoGAF into an alt right forum.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29182 on: July 11, 2019, 05:55:39 PM »
Please be considerate for the broken record optics, guys.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29183 on: July 11, 2019, 05:55:40 PM »
@blame space
Pretending to be dead was a pretty shitty thing to do.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29184 on: July 11, 2019, 05:56:21 PM »
I stand for nothing and fall for everything.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29185 on: July 11, 2019, 05:59:11 PM »
i don't think you guys understand how publicly making fun of what you consider to be the lowest common denominators of these communities actively hurts the kind of causes I'm sure a lot of you would claim to be in support of.
fuck off we can dox and laugh at your shithole forum all day and theres nothing you can do

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29186 on: July 11, 2019, 06:01:26 PM »
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Yes that is crazy. We were doing foster care while doing IVF. Didn't think we'd ever adopt a kid from foster care but figured we could help out while we had the space and wanted another kid. Suddenly we got pregnant at the same time the kid we were raising from 2 months old to two years was surrendered by his parents. And of course we were pregnant with twins. Oh well, shit happens.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29187 on: July 11, 2019, 06:06:01 PM »
This. It’s hilarious that you call TheBore detrimental to social justice while RE literally turned NeoGAF into an alt right forum.
Thinking that NeoGAF's current population of race realists is a transformative, reactionary result of ERA being full of liberal shitposters... and not a result of morons flocking there after the exodus and paying EviLore to own the libs.

I saw your edit. You ain’t slick.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29188 on: July 11, 2019, 06:06:27 PM »
I cannot believe the ghost of blame space has come to visit us.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29189 on: July 11, 2019, 06:17:36 PM »
i don't think you guys understand how publicly making fun of what you consider to be the lowest common denominators of these communities actively hurts the kind of causes I'm sure a lot of you would claim to be in support of.

What happened to you Blame Space?

Where is Lame Space when you need him? >.> <.<

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29190 on: July 11, 2019, 06:26:51 PM »
hey smokydavy how do you feel about minorites
Same as any other religious group really. You have your beliefs, I’ll have mine, let’s keep them to ourselves.

If you meant minorities, I’d need far more specificity.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29191 on: July 11, 2019, 06:32:03 PM »
Quote from: EviLore
The right saw me as an SJW Leader Hypocrite once NeoGAF started swinging harder to the left after GamerGate, and tried to expose me daily with dumb non-stories and lies. The left came to see me as an Evil White Male Misogynist Oppressor for being successful and partying with the ladies without being LGBT or PoC, and mocking third wave feminism, and pushing back against the descent into extremism, and telling harsh truths to our trans folks, etc.

Everyone seemed to hate me eventually, and everyone seemed to get what they were looking for in 2017.

Mainly I just care about my community money, though.

Cognitive dissonance, the post, and fixed that last line for ya.  :playa
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29192 on: July 11, 2019, 06:36:04 PM »
Peach hot rage, if you don’t mind.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29193 on: July 11, 2019, 06:36:33 PM »
when blame space went to hospital do you think he had his colon removed 🤔


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29194 on: July 11, 2019, 06:42:33 PM »
hey smokydavy how do you feel about minorites

What a strange question. Do you not consider minorities people?

Because people can be almost anything.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29195 on: July 11, 2019, 07:03:05 PM »
See, I’d have more of an open mind on this polygamous stuff, if it didn’t always read like this:

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My partner and I don't live together, but we're each other's primary partner. We're just like any other couple in that respect, except we also have other partners. I'm not currently seeing anyone else as, quite frankly, I don't have time and I'm working on myself for a while before I meet new people.

There’s a shock. Always the same story.

It's fucking pathetic.

'This person I've occasionally fooled around with is fucking a bunch of people' doesn't mean you're in some sort of unique relationship type.

Funny how it's never the other party in the relationship posting on GAF or era about how they fuck a bunch of people but their special snowflake who can't find anyone else is home alone.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29196 on: July 11, 2019, 07:03:43 PM »
Quote from: EviLore
The right saw me as an SJW Leader Hypocrite once NeoGAF started swinging harder to the left after GamerGate, and tried to expose me daily with dumb non-stories and lies. The left came to see me as an Evil White Male Misogynist Oppressor for being successful and partying with the ladies without being LGBT or PoC, and mocking third wave feminism, and pushing back against the descent into extremism, and telling harsh truths to our trans folks, etc.

Everyone seemed to hate me eventually, and everyone seemed to get what they were looking for in 2017.

Mainly I just care about my community money, though.

Cognitive dissonance, the post, and fixed that last line for ya.  :playa


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29197 on: July 11, 2019, 07:05:55 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-are-some-people-here-so-defeatist.128525/#post-22678503

speaking of  lowest common denominator
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Taking bets on OP’s ethnicity, gender identity, and sexual orientation.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29198 on: July 11, 2019, 07:06:23 PM »
Ban site is back yay

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29199 on: July 11, 2019, 07:08:26 PM »
The feels, no, it's too much. :kobeyuck

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It would cost more for them to pay for daycare, so no it couldn't. Once I have an income the "parasite" aspect become a a non-issue.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me-read-staff-post.128408/page-14#post-22682213

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She’s paying for the house, my car, the food, health insurance, my student loans (I mentioned that I don’t have a degree but I do have student loans), and I still buy anything I want with money that she is earning.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29200 on: July 11, 2019, 07:15:08 PM »
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I still buy anything I want with money that she is earning.

honey don't say that on a public forum holy shit
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29202 on: July 11, 2019, 07:20:31 PM »
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29203 on: July 11, 2019, 07:25:11 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me-read-staff-post.128408/post-22683345
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I can prepare basic food in an instant pot with very detailed instructions.

Is this good enough for a new tag or should I keep my current one?
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29204 on: July 11, 2019, 07:25:30 PM »
Insta pots :nope

Insta thots :phil

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29205 on: July 11, 2019, 07:27:55 PM »
Quote from: EviLore
The right saw me as an SJW Leader Hypocrite once NeoGAF started swinging harder to the left after GamerGate, and tried to expose me daily with dumb non-stories and lies. The left came to see me as an Evil White Male Misogynist Oppressor for being successful and partying with the ladies without being LGBT or PoC, and mocking third wave feminism, and pushing back against the descent into extremism, and telling harsh truths to our trans folks, etc.

Everyone seemed to hate me eventually, and everyone seemed to get what they were looking for in 2017.

Mainly I just care about my community, though.

Also Evilore

Quote from: EviLore
Okay, so, this is a personal and somewhat complex web of nonsense involving a highly unstable individual I was friends and briefly FWBs with, but I can only assume there will be a never-ending clusterfuck on gaf now until the end of time, which inevitably involves you guys and gals on the mod team in some way, so I'm an open book here. The woman in question ended up being completely psychotic and held a grudge against me after a bizarre love triangle situation developed a few years ago between me, her, and another girl (the other girl I ended up in a long-term relationship with shortly thereafter). This NOLA story she apparently just put up on social media is a delusion of a deeply disturbed person who had a total psychological breakdown as a result of me and the other girl getting together, because she (phew, yeah…) became obsessively infatuated with the other girl (she's bi) on sight when the three of us met up. I wanted to just stay friends with the girl making the accusation and made it super super clear ahead of time that me and the other girl were interested in each other romantically and that could play out as such when we met up. Supposedly this was not a problem for her from accusation, but in reality she uhhh wanted me to die painfully after seeing me and the other girl interact. Plus she became infatuated with the other girl simultaneously to this (she's bi), which created the aforementioned bizarre love triangle that ended up causing her to implode and have an apparently very intense and long-lasting grudge. The whole story about how that love triangle thing played out is, frankly, nuts and scary, and involves this girl bringing us to a compound of dangerous scientology spinoff cultists on that same trip, who roofied us, attempted to recruit/scam me and attempted to abduct/rape the girl I ended up dating, in what was a fucking scary situation that resulted in me and the other girl and the rest of my friend circle never speaking to this girl from the accusation again.

And then Evilore



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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29206 on: July 11, 2019, 07:31:00 PM »
I forgot “(she’s bi)” appears twice. Such a tasty detail.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29207 on: July 11, 2019, 07:34:27 PM »
Goofy character posters like blame space and Liu Kang suddenly becoming Uber woke and not having any sense of humor anymore was the first of the four horsemen of the apocalypse of old, actually a good forum, GAF

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29208 on: July 11, 2019, 07:39:03 PM »
(she's bi)
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29210 on: July 11, 2019, 07:44:11 PM »
i don't think you guys understand how publicly making fun of what you consider to be the lowest common denominators of these communities actively hurts the kind of causes I'm sure a lot of you would claim to be in support of.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-are-some-people-here-so-defeatist.128525/post-22680545
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what's the point of human beings

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lol. are you the arbiter of victimhood? tell us who is a victim and who isn't.


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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29211 on: July 11, 2019, 07:44:30 PM »
I forgot “(she’s bi)” appears twice. Such a tasty detail

Just barely avoided getting Allison Macked into a sex cult.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29212 on: July 11, 2019, 07:53:12 PM »
1k a month for four kids? It’s like 1k a month for one kid.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29213 on: July 11, 2019, 07:55:56 PM »
I forgot “(she’s bi)” appears twice. Such a tasty detail.

It's the best part. :lol

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« Reply #29214 on: July 11, 2019, 07:56:02 PM »
meager (~$1k/mo) cost of daycare.
The moment you realize someone doesn’t have children or know anyone who does  :foodcourt

Edit: too late bitch  :girlaff :shaqc :crowdlaff :sistine
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29215 on: July 11, 2019, 07:56:16 PM »
Goofy character posters like blame space and Liu Kang suddenly becoming Uber woke and not having any sense of humor anymore was the first of the four horsemen of the apocalypse of old, actually a good forum, GAF

Liu Kang has been an unfunny douche for as long as I can remember

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« Reply #29216 on: July 11, 2019, 07:57:49 PM »
Where did lui kang go anyway? Their lack of resetra rebirth almost makes one think it was an alt account :thinking
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« Reply #29217 on: July 11, 2019, 08:00:07 PM »
Died on the way back to his home planet

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29218 on: July 11, 2019, 08:00:29 PM »
how many mortal kombat characters performing mundane activities were there by the end

all of them insufferable too
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #29219 on: July 11, 2019, 08:02:00 PM »
fuck I've been missing out on some good shit not reading this thread