River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Lonewulfeus]

Wash cloths are for chicks, or blokes who don't have the balls to tell their woman they aren't using no damn giant dad wash cloth.

A lot of this “smelly gamers convention” thing is starting to make sense...

[Tripon]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/doing-orlando-universal-disney-what-are-your-tips-era.132637/

In a few hours I’m dragging the kids out of bed, and me and the Mrs are driving to glasgow airport to spend a fortnight in Orlando.

We are doing doing Universal first then Disney most is planned for days at the parks, water parks and a few open days to go with the flow.

First trip to the US with the fam, any tips, tricks and must sees Era?

Also I’ve seen enough threads here to know to tip!

(I’m not thinking about the exchange rate, what a time to go).

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Only go to the Cuban/Latino restaurants ran by actual Latinos because else you will be greatly disappointed by the food.

You will see a lot of lil skink lizards but they're bros as long as they dont get in your house. AirBNB/renting a house is insanely cheap down there too. Have fun!

Not writing Latinx. 

[nachobro]

virgin creep using bare soap

chad washcloth user

[Tasty]

Didn't I prove all you stanky ass-hanky users wrong a few weeks ago?

[tiesto]

Reading the millennials not having any friends posts and the craft beer thread posts, it's not a surprise why REers are the way they are. Who wants to hang out with someone constantly looking to cancel, wants to just up and get rid of stuff they don't like, always finding a sore spot out of any hobby. I mean, for as much as they play games there are plenth of local events where they can meet and socialize with people who have like minded interests, but oh god no GAMERZZZ!

[HaughtyFrank]

Triggers' works could be so good if they embraced queer themes more strongly. Instead we get this comphet garbage

https://www.resetera.com/threads/lttp-kill-la-kill-aka-scantily-clad-ladies-rise-up-spoilers.132600/post-23280811

 

[Potato]

hotels have washcloths tho

Yea I use a loofa at home and the provided washclothes if I’m traveling.  Era gonna era though.

If you call your wash cloth a loofa are you even a man?

[Boredfrom]

I really wish people would just let it go. Vote with your wallet, and leave it at that. Everyone knows the issues at this point, we don't need these lengthy campaigns against developers every time this comes up, and we don't need to rehash the same arguments on a weekly basis when they serve no purpose at this point. I mean I poked in on the thread about Ooblets, and it's full of screenshots of discords, social media posts, etc, collections of it compiled in an easily disgestable way to make people angry. Yes, they said some dumb stuff, but you're really just beating a dead horse, and in some cases it just looks like the stylings of the coordinated harassment campaigns we so often see online.

I get that people feel slighted when folks handwaive concerns, or treat them like "manbabies", etc., but at least for this forum I think it's reasonable to say that we don't need a new thread for every single game that goes to EGS. It just magnifies the problem, and annoys people who don't really care, which encourages trolling. The constant additional cross posting from Twitter, Reddit, etc., is also problematic. Like I don't need a specific thread to see what Rami said in a tweet. I think if we could refocus the discussion specifically about the store, and maybe drop the exclusives discussion into a mega thread, it might help. I don't know.

Do you have the same opinion about THQ Nordic threads?

A. They don't come up that frequently.
B. I think it's pretty reasonable to say that THQ marketing on a site that pedals in child porn, Nazism, incel indoctrination, domestic terror planning, etc., is several orders of magnitude more offensive and troubling than the EGS and related business decisions.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/we-need-to-talk-about-how-toxic-discussing-the-epic-games-store-is-when-it-comes-to-accusations-and-insults-read-op-and-threadmarks-before-posting.132551/page-17#post-23288833

 

[Don Rumata]

The only proper way to wash like a man, is with two burly male nurses holding you down, while a third blasts you with freezing water from a hose.

EDIT: If you know what i'm saying.

[Nintex]

Bucket shower with a bar of soap 

Rain shower with bottled shampoo and a washcloth 

[Boredfrom]

Triggers' works could be so good if they embraced queer themes more strongly. Instead we get this comphet garbage

https://www.resetera.com/threads/lttp-kill-la-kill-aka-scantily-clad-ladies-rise-up-spoilers.132600/post-23280811

 

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/yuri-goggles

[nachobro]

comphet

 

[stufte]

comphet

 

Gesundheit.

And a very covfefe greetings to you as well.

[Lonewulfeus]

hotels have washcloths tho

Yea I use a loofa at home and the provided washclothes if I’m traveling.  Era gonna era though.

If you call your wash cloth a loofa are you even a man?

I can’t tell if this a troll

Loofas and washcloths aren’t the same thing

[Potato]

hotels have washcloths tho

Yea I use a loofa at home and the provided washclothes if I’m traveling.  Era gonna era though.

If you call your wash cloth a loofa are you even a man?

I can’t tell if this a troll

Loofas and washcloths aren’t the same thing

Yes they are...they all fall under the general category of feminine hygiene products.

[Rufus]

https://tacticalbabygear.com/

[nudemacusers]

https://tacticalbabygear.com/

This is actually a genius product to market toward self conscious dependabros.

[Don Rumata]

wow, i'm buying that tactical baby carrier, to bring the Death Stranding Collector's Edition baby-in-a-jar-statue with me at Disneyland! 

[agrajag]

If it’s feminine to be clean then call me Ms Riotous.

how do you clean your giant dong do you take it through the car wash?

[zepblackstar]

Holy hell..

https://twitter.com/SophNar0747/status/1157434089236049920

[Jansen]

https://www.patreon.com/OniLinkPlus

We're honestly not expecting anybody to contribute

"Hey everyone, OniLink here! We're a trans non-binary and autistic plural system "

The fuck is that

Reads like some made-up bullshit

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/ReeraTakes/status/1157388540529000448

[Potato]

https://www.patreon.com/OniLinkPlus

We're honestly not expecting anybody to contribute

"Hey everyone, OniLink here! We're a trans non-binary and autistic plural system "

The fuck is that

Reads like some made-up bullshit

Ding, ding, ding...we have a winner!

[Jansen]

So trans, autistic, and multiple personalities? is that what they're claiming?

[stufte]

If you are non binary, what the fuck are you transitioning to???

[EightBitNate]

I’m an #ally

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/OniLinkPlus/status/1157432215090810880
https://twitter.com/OniLinkPlus/status/1157432215984209920
https://twitter.com/RusanyaCo/status/1157436796713746433
https://twitter.com/RusanyaCo/status/1157439604745744390

OniLinkPlus dropped the 'We' stuff. 

Also, apparently, there's a plural gang.

https://twitter.com/RusanyaCo/status/1157374334211633152
https://twitter.com/RusanyaCo/status/1154509641037955075
https://twitter.com/jsheaforrest/status/1155983177808150528

[marrec]

An #(not pronounced)ally or a #(pronounced) ally?

[marrec]

If you are non binary, what the fuck are you transitioning to???

A singularity as your binary star system collapses into a supermassive black hole duh

Wait this joke doesn’t work fuck

[Potato]

The only proper way to wash like a man, is with two burly male nurses holding you down, while a third blasts you with freezing water from a hose.

EDIT: If you know what i'm saying.

[Jansen]

Join that Discord

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/OniLinkPlus/status/1157450141307035649

[ResetBanBot]

Rumor has it that the ESA just doxed everyone of their approved media list for E3 2019, and that Patrick Klepek lives in a prototypical suburbia.

Chicago: 30.5% black
Palatine: 2.4% black

[Mr Gilhaney]

that is some tasty revelations right there. especially considering he mentions living in the suburbs himself on twitter. #doxxed #thefarms

[thetylerrob]

it been knew. His whole career is self-flagellating about it

[remy]

That craft beer thread made me go and buy a couple hazy NEIPAs and a big ass Double IPA out of spite. So juicy

[ResetBanBot]

Yeah but it's funny to actually see how "leave it to beaver" his neighborhood is, along with his tacky political sign on his lawn.

[Tripon]

Klepek right now with his info doxxed.


Klepek after finding out he's fucked anyway.

[benjipwns]

Ooblets devs: CANCELLED

[ResetBanBot]

I'm just waiting for the journos to absolutely lose their fucking shit and get angry with the ESA and angry with everyone for everything forever.

[benjipwns]

Jason Schreier isn't registered for E3? Those illegal wealth CEOs holding down the common man reporter again.

[zepblackstar]

Who cares about Jason. Are you okay Benji?

oh crap, its all over 4chan last 24 hours

[thisismyusername]

#thefarms

Franky, I don't want you to speak on this message board again. EVER.

[benjipwns]

bronson lee was demodded and nutted. he works at a froyo stall.

His LinkedIn is easy to find.  He's been in shit level 1 IT help desk jobs at multiple companies for a decade, probably because he is rightly seen as an asshole by his managers and co-workers.

https://bronsonlee.wordpress.com/2017/06/14/the-importance-of-work-ethic/

I want to take a second to talk about work ethic.

I am very smart.

I heard that a lot growing up. I would place in the high 90th percentiles in IQ tests. I could read at a college level by the 4th grade. I did AP classes all the way up to middle school. Things came to me very easily.

‘Gifted’ was the term.

I’m not telling you this to brag about it. Instead, I’m telling you this to show how it adversely affected me later in life.

https://bronsonlee.wordpress.com/2017/06/09/the-danger-of-social-media/

Social media galvanizes people.  It tends to give users a bit more courage when it comes to saying outlandish things, something I’ve fallen victim to myself many times.  It also leaves records, forms grudges, and can make you enemies you don’t even know you have.

Something I’ve seen happen on a recurring level recently is an old social media post being screenshotted and posted, likely with an accompany caption that is designed to incite shame.  Since screenshots tend to lack context (especially if they don’t capture an entire conversation, usually), they can easily be warped if the content is offensive, and modified entirely if not.  I tend to combat this by automatically deleting social media past a certain time period, though I’ve never had to put this to the test quite yet.

To summarize?  Just use common sense.  If you’re lucky enough to have unfiltered access to social media, you should know at this point what’s right and what’s wrong.  Social media in and of itself is a double edged sword; don’t cause any trouble, and you’ll have a great experience no matter what you use.

[TVC15]

https://twitter.com/OniLinkPlus/status/1157432215090810880
https://twitter.com/OniLinkPlus/status/1157432215984209920
https://twitter.com/RusanyaCo/status/1157436796713746433
https://twitter.com/RusanyaCo/status/1157439604745744390

OniLinkPlus dropped the 'We' stuff. 

Also, apparently, there's a plural gang.

https://twitter.com/RusanyaCo/status/1157374334211633152
https://twitter.com/RusanyaCo/status/1154509641037955075
https://twitter.com/jsheaforrest/status/1155983177808150528

I followed a tumblr link on RusanyaCo’s twitter and came across this:

https://endogenichaven.tumblr.com/post/183107909708/the-url-changes-explanation

As you all know from the multiple posts as well as this master-list we’ve been seeing a couple of URL changes from madman-with-a-book (aka Cosmos System) here on tumblr. In looking at his vent we were then able to find a post that serves as a possible explanation to these changes.

We’ve posted a bit in the past about the fact that madman-with-a-book (aka Cosmos System) believes that he is in fact The Doctor. A time-lord from the fictional show Doctor Who. Not as a fictional introject or otherkin either.

He has stated to multiple different people that he believes he is currently The Doctor and as an explanation has stated that during the time-war he transferred his consciousness to a human body. He has lived many past lives in a human body, but through each reincarnation (or regeneration) he has remained a time-lord and that part of his trauma is from his life on Gallifrey.

Well, on top of the fact that he believes that he is a time-lord, and more specifically The Doctor, he believes that the TARDIS is located in the UK waiting for him to return. A belief that he has used to further manipulate his victims and a belief that ties into the reason I’m making this post.

So, with that background information that brings us to the reason this post is even being created. Well, for a while now he has been working on integrating his alters and is currently a system of three or four.

In looking into his Vent account we then got additional information that he has two core beliefs when it comes to finding the TARDIS, and becoming a fully formed time-lord once again. That when he is then everyone that ever left him will realize that he was right and come back to him.

The way he believes he would become a fully formed time-lord is that he either needs to go to the UK; or integrate all of his alters, die, and then regenerate.

(Image removed from quote.)

This post was made over the weekend and with the information we’ve seen about him working on mass integration, we know that he’s hoping for the latter option. Which… is concerning. Especially if he fully believes this will work.

I know, living off of his parents, he wouldn’t have the money to go to the UK either which further cements this point. I don’t want to say whether I believe this could be good or bad, but it’s definitely concerning for a number of reasons.

Stay safe. Especially if you were a victim and “friend”.

“part of his trauma is from his life on Gallifrey”

This whole thing reminded me of that shitty John Cusack Identity movie.

[Propagandhim]

"AP classes all the way up to middle school"



"I’m not telling you this to brag about it. Instead, I’m telling you this to show how it adversely affected me later in life."

 

Judy, I can't get in line for your chocolate milk, I'm going to be late for AP Fingerpainting

[Lonewulfeus]

If you are non binary, what the fuck are you transitioning to???

A singularity as your binary star system collapses into a supermassive black hole duh

Wait this joke doesn’t work fuck

I bet riotous gives ms riotous a supermassive brown hole

[benjipwns]

they told him he was being put in "special classes"

[Propagandhim]

'Gifted' was the term the soothsayers used.  I say this not to brag, but they called me a genius in middle school AP Pre-Algebra.

[agrajag]

If you are non binary, what the fuck are you transitioning to???

A singularity as your binary star system collapses into a supermassive black hole duh

Wait this joke doesn’t work fuck

I bet riotous gives ms riotous a supermassive brown hole

the other way around

[james]

Lol soap

I have incoming college freshmen girls lick me clean

[marrec]

Lol soap

I have incoming college freshmen girls lick me clean

College freshmen might be under 18 james

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-myth-that-biden-is-more-electable-than-sanders-needs-to-die-a-fiery-death.132682/

Bernie bros never stop

[james]

Lol soap

I have incoming college freshmen girls lick me clean

College freshmen might be under 18 james

If you're old enough to get railed by five frat boys at a foam party, you're old enough to assist with my bathing routine

[OnlyRegret]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-myth-that-biden-is-more-electable-than-sanders-needs-to-die-a-fiery-death.132682/

Bernie bros never stop

Bernouts can't cope.
But seriously though, how is that incoherent and senile man leading polls.

[benjipwns]

“low information voters”

starting early with the dogwhistles I see

[Tripon]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/media-create-sales-week-30-2019-jul-22-jul-28.132159/post-23291343

[benjipwns]

The myth Bernie is electable also needs to die, Biden and Bernie both need to be out.

UGH JUST DROP OUT ALREADY

COME ON

UGH

[benjipwns]

The fuck is this alt talking about?

[benjipwns]

If you even gave a sliver of a shit about moving the country to the left you would vote for a pile of dog shit if it won the Democratic Nomination.