River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[BisMarckie]

Thai curry is the best.

[Himu]

Breh.

 

check that ethnic food aisle, its bound to be there. and the "mild" and "hot" seem to be based on japanese standards. hot felt about the same as mild to me lol

I'm getting me some "hot". It better tingle.

[Himu]

Thai curry is the best.

It's okay but it's too light in my experience. I need that sizzle.

[BisMarckie]

I'm in the fucking' south and can hop in the car, drive a few minutes, and hit a huge shopping plaza with an H-Mart, an izakaya, a ramen place, rotating Sushi bar right out of Japan, a "snack" place, Korean BBQ, karaoke, etc.  Or go a little further and hit up a huge international farmer's market with food from all over the world.  Or drive a little bit more and hit an entire huge stretch of road that is packed with various Asian and Hispanic restaurants and businesses of all kinds- often shops and minimalls with zero English on the signs.

had me thinking you lived in Japan because when I joined, your handle was Dosukube 

Get fooled by bork‘s weebness brehs

[Himu]

I'm in the fucking' south and can hop in the car, drive a few minutes, and hit a huge shopping plaza with an H-Mart, an izakaya, a ramen place, rotating Sushi bar right out of Japan, a "snack" place, Korean BBQ, karaoke, etc.  Or go a little further and hit up a huge international farmer's market with food from all over the world.  Or drive a little bit more and hit an entire huge stretch of road that is packed with various Asian and Hispanic restaurants and businesses of all kinds- often shops and minimalls with zero English on the signs.

had me thinking you lived in Japan because when I joined, your handle was Dosukube 

He used to live in Japan so it rubs off.

[BisMarckie]

Boom. Vindicated.

My point still stands

[Himu]

I've never lived in Atlanta but I have visited, though. I've never seen so many black people in my life.

[BisMarckie]

Thai curry is the best.

It's okay but it's too light in my experience. I need that sizzle.

There is a Thai place near me that makes you wish you died before going to the bathroom the next day.

My stomach doesn’t handle spicy food very well though. 

[Himu]

Thai curry is the best.

It's okay but it's too light in my experience. I need that sizzle.

There is a Thai place near me that makes you wish you died before going to the bathroom the next day.

Sounds perfect.

I don't get stomach issues from spicy food. The more you eat it the more you'll get used to it I think. But then we are all different. If you think something is too spicy drink some milk rather than water.

[BisMarckie]

Also don’t get stomach issues from spicy foods.

It’s called not having a disease.

I wish I can be as cool as you when I grow up. 

[Himu]

Dammit Riotous.  Now I want to watch Blue Velvet.

[Nintex]

It is not uncommon for Europeans to have trouble eating spicy foods. 

[BisMarckie]

I have chronic gastritis though

[HaughtyFrank]

Since thots and fish were mentioned I'll take that as an opportunity to post this

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Wow anti-digestite.

Now I've seen it all.

[agrajag]

To be fair I also think canned tuna is absolutely vile

It is. That shit is actually just left-over cold war rations from the former USSR.

no one's ever heard of tuna in USSR, we ate canned sardines and sprats

[Nintex]

To be fair I also think canned tuna is absolutely vile

It is. That shit is actually just left-over cold war rations from the former USSR.

no one's ever heard of tuna in USSR, we ate canned sardines and sprats

It is definitely not tuna in those cans so it checks out.

[agrajag]

it's albacore, very cheap tuna.

And I've had very fine canned tuna imported from the Catalan region of Spain. Same shit.

[BisMarckie]

To be fair I also think canned tuna is absolutely vile

It is. That shit is actually just left-over cold war rations from the former USSR.

no one's ever heard of tuna in USSR, we ate canned sardines and sprats

One of my earliest memories involve going to a fish market with my grandpa and him making me try sprats.
Almost makes me retroactively hate him.

[agrajag]

sprats in oil on some Russian rye bread 

[Nintex]

To be fair I also think canned tuna is absolutely vile

It is. That shit is actually just left-over cold war rations from the former USSR.

no one's ever heard of tuna in USSR, we ate canned sardines and sprats

One of my earliest memories involve going to a fish market with my grandpa and him making me try sprats.
Almost makes me retroactively hate him.

What was your grandpa up to in the war. Perhaps we can find something else that makes you retroactively hate him.

[tiesto]

Love spicy food but I've come down with acid reflux a few years ago. On a prescription that helps somewhat, the suffering is a sacrifice I have to make just cuz I love the food so much.

[Chim Richalds]

there's entire latino food aisles in texas and then a much longer international food section.

Sounds like a shithole

Non-shitholes like California have entire supermarkets devoted to hispanics. Fuck you for trying to box my people into two fucking aisles.

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Texas has Fiesta.

[BisMarckie]

To be fair I also think canned tuna is absolutely vile

It is. That shit is actually just left-over cold war rations from the former USSR.

no one's ever heard of tuna in USSR, we ate canned sardines and sprats

One of my earliest memories involve going to a fish market with my grandpa and him making me try sprats.
Almost makes me retroactively hate him.

What was your grandpa up to in the war. Perhaps we can find something else that makes you retroactively hate him.

He was too young back then. I wish he would have bombed the Netherlands  though. Could have changed the history of the Bire. 

[Lonewulfeus]

I wake up to 4 new pages and it’s all talk about grocery stores, we’ve become seniorforums

[marrec]

I wake up to 4 new pages and it’s all talk about grocery stores, we’ve become seniorforums

We always were senior forums

[agrajag]

we're boomer forums

[james]

Cindi, if you want to be part of the community, you have to read every post.

We see your drive-by posting and we condemn it

[BisMarckie]

we're boomer forums

I remember people not knowing that you could jump to the last unread post here.
We always were the boomer forums.

[Nintex]

Maybe the real boomers were the members we met along the way

[james]

I'm sorry I offended any digestion disabled folx here.

You can suck my dick, my jizz has healing powers.

Disabled people need straws you ableist fuckface

[BisMarckie]

I pay cash when I am grocery shopping most of the time. Am I the boomer?

[james]

I pay cash when I am grocery shopping most of the time. Am I the boomer?

You should be getting 2% cash back from a credit card

[BisMarckie]

Get tracked by credit card companies brehs

[agrajag]

I'm sorry I offended any digestion disabled folx here.

You can suck my dick, my jizz has healing powers.

Disabled people need straws you ableist fuckface

I don't mind a little tuning.

looks like you don't mind a little sounding

[Crash Dummy]

bless whoever changed the thread name after the last few pages

[nachobro]

I pay cash when I am grocery shopping most of the time. Am I the boomer?

No, boomers write checks in the line and hold everyone up

[agrajag]

I pay cash when I am grocery shopping most of the time. Am I the boomer?

No, boomers write checks in the line and hold everyone up

boomers stay by the register after they paid and all their groceries are bagged up and intensely study their receipt instead of getting the fuck out the way, holding the entire line up

[james]

I pay cash when I am grocery shopping most of the time. Am I the boomer?

No, boomers write checks in the line and hold everyone up

boomers stay by the register after they paid and all their groceries are bagged up and intensely study their receipt instead of getting the fuck out the way, holding the entire line up

Boomers take a dump in line because they forgot their depends.

[nachobro]

boomers stay by the register after they paid and all their groceries are bagged up and intensely study their receipt instead of getting the fuck out the way, holding the entire line up

or they take the bagger with them to help them load their shit into the car so i gotta bag my own groceries like a goddamn plebe

[BisMarckie]

We don’t have grocery stores that bag your groceries here.

I still take that over having a 70mph speed limit though

[agrajag]

boomers stay by the register after they paid and all their groceries are bagged up and intensely study their receipt instead of getting the fuck out the way, holding the entire line up

or they take the bagger with them to help them load their shit into the car so i gotta bag my own groceries like a goddamn plebe

where I live the baggers are told to ask every customer if they need help loading their bags, and some of them get offended when you tell them no. I think they're just looking for an excuse to go outside and smoke or whatever

[agrajag]

We don’t have grocery stores that bag your groceries here.

I still take that over having a 70mph speed limit though

do you have gas station attendants that fill your automobile with petroleum distillate, post haste?

[BisMarckie]

Shell gas stations do that. They also wash your windshield.

[nachobro]

We don’t have grocery stores that bag your groceries here.

I still take that over having a 70mph speed limit though

plus side of living in a state that's 75% empty is the highway speed limit outside of cities is like 85 (which means everyone goes 95)

[BisMarckie]

German bread is always the first thing I miss when I am abroad.

The shit they sell as authentic German bread in Chicago for example is complete garbage.

[agrajag]

I once took my rusty ford mustang (first car) to 120mph on I95 and caught air, that was fun. I was scared shitless though

[agrajag]

you haven't had bad bread until you've had Subway playdough "bread"

[bork]

I'm in the fucking' south and can hop in the car, drive a few minutes, and hit a huge shopping plaza with an H-Mart, an izakaya, a ramen place, rotating Sushi bar right out of Japan, a "snack" place, Korean BBQ, karaoke, etc.  Or go a little further and hit up a huge international farmer's market with food from all over the world.  Or drive a little bit more and hit an entire huge stretch of road that is packed with various Asian and Hispanic restaurants and businesses of all kinds- often shops and minimalls with zero English on the signs.

had me thinking you lived in Japan because when I joined, your handle was Dosukebe 

Did you think I lived in Mexico when I used the handle "Dos Locos Tacos"? 

[BisMarckie]

I once took my rusty ford mustang (first car) to 120mph on I95 and caught air, that was fun. I was scared shitless though

There is a stretch of Autobahn near me where nobody ever drives. When I am getting my new car next year I am going to test it there. 

[marrec]

In an effort to stop the rapid aging process going on in this thread, here's Todoroki Tina:

https://twitter.com/jstcwarrior/status/1159481042492895234

Anime is officially cooler than Video Games sorry y'all

[agrajag]

I once took my rusty ford mustang (first car) to 120mph on I95 and caught air, that was fun. I was scared shitless though

There is a stretch of Autobahn near me where nobody ever drives. When I am getting my new car next year I am going to test it there. 

[james]

cars

 

[BisMarckie]

That’s a little over my budget 

I think I will be going for the Mercedes CLA AMG.

[BisMarckie]

German bread is always the first thing I miss when I am abroad.

The shit they sell as authentic German bread in Chicago for example is complete garbage.

On my first trip to Germany we stayed in the countryside near Eisenberg, and some family friends of my grandmother brought over assorted brot each morning with fresh juice

On the subject of cars, we've also gotten personal tours of the Ruf facility with Alois Ruf. The dude even rented out an entire closed restaurant (with a sizable staff) just to treat us to some of the finest pork belly I've had.

Back in America, here I am treating myself to a Diet Coke alongside a cheeseburger like the uncultured American swine I am. 

I had a Big Mac with a Diet Coke for lunch today.

[Raist]

German bread is always the first thing I miss when I am abroad.

The shit they sell as authentic German bread in Chicago for example is complete garbage.

German bread is trash tho.

[BisMarckie]

German bread is always the first thing I miss when I am abroad.

The shit they sell as authentic German bread in Chicago for example is complete garbage.

German bread is trash tho.

French bread.

Non sourdough bread

[Raist]

German "bread".

Either as dense as a fucking brick, or something like 90% sunflower/pumpkin seeds, 10% bread.

There's a reason Germany's reputation when it comes to food is just barely better than the UK's 

[james]

This is bread you nasty Europeans

[agrajag]

French bread 

French pastries