River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[VomKriege]

what's the d stand for

It's like Punk'd.
"Brah, Epstein got Clinton'd lol"

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/out-magazine-marvel%E2%80%99s-chairman-isaac-perlmutter-is-also-donald-trump%E2%80%99s-largest-donor.134061/post-23528281

This thread got bumped but surprisingly generated less debate than Twitch streamers slurring speech.
 

he's an executive and his income is guaranteed so boycotting Marvel wouldn't hurt him it would only hurt the artists and filmmakers Disney can't even force him out so there's nothing you can do except continue watching Marvel movies and not think about the guy in charge of the company also he doesn't even have any control over anything anyway

Not the biggest fan of Marvel or Disney but having read this thread, props to Feige and Iger for taking a stand against this guy

 

[VomKriege]

Yall are supposed to not know he doesnt control marvel films, so it reeks of hypocrisy.

Jesus. Play along era. Else the voat threads will be boring.

 

[Tuckers Law]

Only insane snowflakes block people on forums.

Psychotic behavior

I used to think the same, but then that thought-process was turned on its head when people like Veelk, Crossing Eden, and Cheebo kept getting bolder and more prolific in their frequency of posting.

[VomKriege]

Is that safe to have 4 people in that type of room?

 

So fucking dumb. How is the housing situation even sustainable for SF at this point?

Not to condone it, but apparently sustainable enough you can rent out an hostel bed at 1200$/month.

It's not. Everyone's just trying to get their piece of the pie before it collapses.

Any day now, surely. 

Fuck that. I'd rather take my chances with the homeless.

I don't have sympathy for young people who willingly work in SF and get fucked by the boomer landlords.

I'd much rather get fucked by a landlord my age, thank you very much.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/san-francisco%E2%80%99s-1200-a-month-bunk-bed-pods-sold-out.130592/

[Ghoul]

The only landlords your age are only landlords thanks to boomer funding.

Meaning you’re getting some DP action 

[Momo]

Ike purlmutter 


Bobby long Kotcik 

[Momo]

Halle Berry, Salma Hayek, Gong Li, Marisa Tomei, Monica Bellucci, Mary-Louise Parker, Sandra Buttocks.


BILFS

[VomKriege]

GONG LI

Señor Forums |OT| Must be 65 years or older to post

[Ghoul]

super update on giant dad mittens abused partner FreePAM WTF is she doing...

https://twitter.com/pancakegoldfish/status/1160699308301279233

Stop breeding with this man please Pam you're better than this.

[Snoopycat_]

Oh no. Some poor Ree has a "friend" who buys him free drinks.


https://www.resetera.com/threads/friends-buying-you-a-drink-without-asking-if-you-want-one.134367/

[HardcoreRetro]

What about her headmates?

[Ghoul]

BAN BUYING DRINKS FOR OTHERS YOU COWARDS 

[VomKriege]

Oh no. Some poor Ree has a "friend" who buys him free drinks.


https://www.resetera.com/threads/friends-buying-you-a-drink-without-asking-if-you-want-one.134367/

So let's not pretend it's as simple as "just don't drink it."

 

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/jason-momoa-says-he-can%E2%80%99t-shoot-aquaman-2-due-to-protesting-construction-of-a-giant-telescope-on-sacred-hawaiian-land.134383/

The linked article and first three replies.
I guess that's why you always need to add "literally" everywhere when you post on ERA.

[Ghoul]

Holy shit is he ok???

people take what they read literally and don't fully read articles anymore for full context or check the source

OMG Fake news is spreading rapidly we must stop it!

 

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/out-magazine-marvel%E2%80%99s-chairman-isaac-perlmutter-is-also-donald-trump%E2%80%99s-largest-donor.134061/post-23532167

Russian bots peddling that Marvel whataboutism out of the woodwork in full force.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Yeah came here to post Watchmen. It’s honestly up there with some of the upper echelon of literature en masse, let alone comic books.

[Nintex]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/jason-momoa-says-he-can%E2%80%99t-shoot-aquaman-2-due-to-protesting-construction-of-a-giant-telescope-on-sacred-hawaiian-land.134383/

The linked article and first three replies.
I guess that's why you always need to add "literally" everywhere when you post on ERA.

Fuck that, just make Aqua Woman with that psycho Amber Heard 

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/friends-buying-you-a-drink-without-asking-if-you-want-one.134367/post-23533126

OP does give in easily to peer pressure indeed.

[VomKriege]

God, this thread title gets me every time... I keep reading "Japan to strike South Korea" and think that Japan has started attacking South Korea for some reason.

This is a really fucked up headline.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/japan-to-strike-south-korea-off-trusted-export-list-as-rift-deepens.132521/post-23354260

"Ben Shapiro ANNIHILATES Noam Chomsky !"
"Holy shit !? Is he OK ?"

[Nintex]

God, this thread title gets me every time... I keep reading "Japan to strike South Korea" and think that Japan has started attacking South Korea for some reason.

This is a really fucked up headline.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/japan-to-strike-south-korea-off-trusted-export-list-as-rift-deepens.132521/post-23354260

And what if you’re “too stupid” to understand the specific criticism being made about the structure and phrasing of a headline and/or thread title?

What then?

SPOILER
Be aware that I will have already ignored you by the time you answer.

[Ghoul]

Alita sucks, Marvel is king!

https://www.resetera.com/threads/after-the-fact-yes-it-was-still-a-dumbass-decision-to-use-huge-cg-eyes-in-alita-battle-angel.134321/#post-23524249

After the fact, yes it was still a dumbass decision to use huge cg eyes in Alita: Battle Angel

I, like many others, thought it looked terrible and was a stupid idea to use huge cg eyes in a movie where, more or less, everyone had normal proportions for facial features.

It's one thing to talk shit before watching a movie, like with Heath ledger's Joker, but now that I've rented and watched it I can say again it was the dumbest of decisions.

"Why?" Is really all I have to say. The actress without the cg make-up fits the part pretty well. The movie is actually pretty good except every few moments "why?" just keeps popping into my head.

Stuff like this and decisions made for the X-Men movies make me want to be a fly on the wall for meetings during their development.

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/japan-to-strike-south-korea-off-trusted-export-list-as-rift-deepens.132521/post-23533529

Be aware that I will have already ignored you by the time you answer.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Everyone will have nostalgia for their youth. There is nothing special about the 80s or 90s from that regard, just like there was nothing all that special about the “greatest generation” 40s and 50s no matter how much advertisers and the mass media were jerking off Baby Boomers about it 20-30 years ago.

they're called the greatest generation because they went off to fight literal literal nazis, and then despite the well documented horrors of what they had seen and personal trauma, came home and just fucking got on with it, which in the case of the US was building industries that supplied 90% of the planet and in the case of europe was rebuilding the bombed out husks of cities under enormous scarcity and rationing, and building the systems to try and prevent such a thing ever happening again (shaky, but still holding up).

not because people are super fucking into vera lyn, smh

[VomKriege]

So what ? I've been fighting literal Nazis in Twitter longer than some GI served.
Dresden ? Womp womp, should have seen the state of NeoGAF after I posted a porn link and insulted Evilore.

[VomKriege]

But I'm sure people will be nostalgic of present day ultimately. I think that was the gist of the argument.

[skullstorm]

Vera Lynn is 102, that's one bad bitch 

[Raist]

God, this thread title gets me every time... I keep reading "Japan to strike South Korea" and think that Japan has started attacking South Korea for some reason.

This is a really fucked up headline.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/japan-to-strike-south-korea-off-trusted-export-list-as-rift-deepens.132521/post-23354260

"Ben Shapiro ANNIHILATES Noam Chomsky !"
"Holy shit !? Is he OK ?"

Split infinitives 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

So what ? I've been fighting literal Nazis in Twitter longer than some GI served.
Dresden ? Womp womp, should have seen the state of NeoGAF after I posted a porn link and insulted Evilore.

you might think liberating dachau might mean you've seen some shit, but I've been tubgirled and still manage to report dozens of low post count users asking what exactly pewdiepie did wrong exactly on resetterradotcom

[Nintex]

The Russians did most of the fighting against the Nazi's anyway 

[Ghoul]

https://www.seniorforums.com/threads/have-you-ever-contemplated-suicide.42880/

We must protect our seniors at all costs.

Please delete this thread if deemed to be innappropriate.
I have but never seriously.
And I dont think it is anything to be ashamed of. To question the value of our life. Existential angst? Yeah cool language like this might give it undeserved legitimacy.
Should I change my username to Debbie Downer ?

Recently. I am alone, lost and not even able to walk without my walker. I'm searching for answers, but they have to come from within.

oh no.

https://www.seniorforums.com/threads/chivalry.42835/

chivalry thread is pretty good too.

I have found that Southern boys (boys of any age) had "chivalry" pounded into them by their mamas and grannies. If not "chivalry", then at least "manners". The deeper into the South, the more "manners". Note: 41 years in Florida has taught me that Florida is not "the South".

Last summer, I went on a long tubing trip. It was incredibly tiring and when I got to the "takeout" point, I overshot it and ended up beached on a small island in the middle of the river. I was beat, and I mean really beat and literally could not get out of the big tube. I was rocking from side to side in the hopes I'd roll out of the tube and figure out to get across the river.

I heard shouting and saw a young man yelling from the riverbank, "Ma'am, Ma'am, stay where you are! I'll come and get you!" He swam over, tugged me off the island and towed me back to the takeout.

I thanked him profusely and he said, "We'll, I sure wouldn't anyone to leave my grandma stuck over there." I was incredibly grateful for his help, but couldn't he have said "my mama"?......LOL. THAT would have been pure chivalry....

LOVE those Southern boys!

[Coitus]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/jason-momoa-says-he-can%E2%80%99t-shoot-aquaman-2-due-to-protesting-construction-of-a-giant-telescope-on-sacred-hawaiian-land.134383/

The linked article and first three replies.
I guess that's why you always need to add "literally" everywhere when you post on ERA.

Three cheers for giving dopey myths precedence over astronomy!!!

If the site was Golgotha think we’d see the same reaction?

[Coitus]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/jason-momoa-says-he-can%E2%80%99t-shoot-aquaman-2-due-to-protesting-construction-of-a-giant-telescope-on-sacred-hawaiian-land.134383/

The linked article and first three replies.
I guess that's why you always need to add "literally" everywhere when you post on ERA.

Three cheers for giving dopey myths precedence over astronomy!!!

If the site was Golgotha think we’d see the same reaction?

Everyone will have nostalgia for their youth. There is nothing special about the 80s or 90s from that regard, just like there was nothing all that special about the “greatest generation” 40s and 50s no matter how much advertisers and the mass media were jerking off Baby Boomers about it 20-30 years ago.

they're called the greatest generation because they went off to fight literal literal nazis, and then despite the well documented horrors of what they had seen and personal trauma, came home and just fucking got on with it, which in the case of the US was building industries that supplied 90% of the planet and in the case of europe was rebuilding the bombed out husks of cities under enormous scarcity and rationing, and building the systems to try and prevent such a thing ever happening again (shaky, but still holding up).

not because people are super fucking into vera lyn, smh

They also raised the boomers, which cancels all that shit.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/queen-our-politicians-can%E2%80%99t-govern.134395/

shockingly, ITT era decide an unelected ruler whose political authority derives from god (dieu et mon droit) is better than a democracy because they happen to agree with the person saying it

 

[jorma]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/jason-momoa-says-he-can%E2%80%99t-shoot-aquaman-2-due-to-protesting-construction-of-a-giant-telescope-on-sacred-hawaiian-land.134383/

The linked article and first three replies.
I guess that's why you always need to add "literally" everywhere when you post on ERA.

Three cheers for giving dopey myths precedence over astronomy!!!

If the site was Golgotha think we’d see the same reaction?

Absolutely the same reaction, but only if Momoa manages to kick off WW3 over this 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/vice-fire-emblem-doesnt-just-need-gay-characters-it-needs-queer-life.133822/

but a queer Corrin in a same-gender relationship doesn't have their child, Kana (and Niles doesn't father his child Nina, either).

It's not necessarily that copy/pasting Kana or Nina into a queer Corrin's game, complete with their attached child, is the better option. What's important is that no opposite-gender pairing has what effectively amounts to a queer tax in terms of playable units

 

[Ghoul]

I mean sure queer life is all fun and games until your best boy catches HIV and it becomes a Dallas Buyers Club in a fantasy medieval setting.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Oh no. Some poor Ree has a "friend" who buys him free drinks.


https://www.resetera.com/threads/friends-buying-you-a-drink-without-asking-if-you-want-one.134367/

I am acutely aware of the aftereffects rum & cokes can have on me.

 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

what beef do I start, moist as pogi?

[close]

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I hate how a VPN is basically a free pass to be a completely anonymous asshole online as long as you don't do something that would be so horrible they would pursue a means to try and locate you. It's so fucked up. There are a lot of messed up people out there and I imagine like seen here clever ones just use a VPN.

Either way really glad they are able to keep tabs on the ones without VPN. Some really horrible people out there.

BAN VPNS YOU COWARDS

So we can identify either the culprit, a friend or family member, or someone nearby who doesn't know how to secure their WiFi, or a local business owner. I'm sold - time for vigilante action against them!

I see you've read redmercury posts before

[Momo]

I mean sure queer life is all fun and games until your best boy catches HIV and it becomes a Dallas Buyers Club in a fantasy medieval setting.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://twitter.com/joshgerstein/status/1160711881809715200

READ STAFF POST

[Propagandhim]

I hate how a VPN is basically a free pass to be a completely anonymous asshole online as long as you don't do something that would be so horrible they would pursue a means to try and locate you. It's so fucked up. There are a lot of messed up people out there and I imagine like seen here clever ones just use a VPN.

Either way really glad they are able to keep tabs on the ones without VPN. Some really horrible people out there.

BAN VPNS YOU COWARDS

So we can identify either the culprit, a friend or family member, or someone nearby who doesn't know how to secure their WiFi, or a local business owner. I'm sold - time for vigilante action against them!

I see you've read redmercury posts before

Spoken like someone who will never have to worry about using tor under the boot of a shitty authoritarian government.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Spoken like someone who will never have to worry about using tor under the boot of a shitty authoritarian government.

do you mean the bad kind of authoritarian government that stops the things I like, or the good kind that stops the things i don't?

[Propagandhim]

Spoken like someone who will never have to worry about using tor under the boot of a shitty authoritarian government.

do you mean the bad kind of authoritarian government that stops the things I like, or the good kind that stops the things i don't?

things I don't like: when people call me a gaylord on the internet without threat of police raid

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Spoken like someone who will never have to worry about using tor under the boot of a shitty authoritarian government.

do you mean the bad kind of authoritarian government that stops the things I like, or the good kind that stops the things i don't?

things I don't like: when people call me a gaylord on the internet without threat of police raid

RELEASE THEIR IP ADDRESSES YOU COWARDS

[Ghoul]

yet they're apparently against swatting, but don't want people to be able to protect themselves from that somewhat by using a VPN.

Internet is weird. 

[Ghoul]

Without Nintendo would gaming go the way of mobile phones?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/without-nintendo-would-gaming-go-the-way-of-mobile-phones.134397/

here is an article in Bloomberg today about how gaming is a lot less uniform (i.e. boring) that other areas of technology. E.g. all mobile phones look the same even though they had much variety in the past. The article heavily focuses on Nintendo for examples of 'weirdness'.

Would the same thing happen to gaming without Nintendo? I believe we would have little innovation in controllers and even the look of consoles from Sony and Microsoft. However I do believe that indie games and low budget ones would still show innovation. Without Nintendo, would the AAA gaming industry go the way of modern pop music and become bland?

An excerpt:

The breadth of choices in gaming stands in stark contrast to other areas of technology. Android or iPhone? Facebook or Snapchat? Google or, um, Google? For many categories of consumer electronics, the titans of Silicon Valley churn out indistinguishable products, while the video game industry represents the rare corner of the business not entirely hampered by hegemony.

hail Nintendo.

[Momo]

Without Nintendo would gaming go the way of mobile phones?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/without-nintendo-would-gaming-go-the-way-of-mobile-phones.134397/

here is an article in Bloomberg today about how gaming is a lot less uniform (i.e. boring) that other areas of technology. E.g. all mobile phones look the same even though they had much variety in the past. The article heavily focuses on Nintendo for examples of 'weirdness'.

Would the same thing happen to gaming without Nintendo? I believe we would have little innovation in controllers and even the look of consoles from Sony and Microsoft. However I do believe that indie games and low budget ones would still show innovation. Without Nintendo, would the AAA gaming industry go the way of modern pop music and become bland?

An excerpt:

The breadth of choices in gaming stands in stark contrast to other areas of technology. Android or iPhone? Facebook or Snapchat? Google or, um, Google? For many categories of consumer electronics, the titans of Silicon Valley churn out indistinguishable products, while the video game industry represents the rare corner of the business not entirely hampered by hegemony.

hail Nintendo.

[Great Rumbler]

Alita sucks, Marvel is king!

https://www.resetera.com/threads/after-the-fact-yes-it-was-still-a-dumbass-decision-to-use-huge-cg-eyes-in-alita-battle-angel.134321/#post-23524249

After the fact, yes it was still a dumbass decision to use huge cg eyes in Alita: Battle Angel

I, like many others, thought it looked terrible and was a stupid idea to use huge cg eyes in a movie where, more or less, everyone had normal proportions for facial features.

It's one thing to talk shit before watching a movie, like with Heath ledger's Joker, but now that I've rented and watched it I can say again it was the dumbest of decisions.

"Why?" Is really all I have to say. The actress without the cg make-up fits the part pretty well. The movie is actually pretty good except every few moments "why?" just keeps popping into my head.

Stuff like this and decisions made for the X-Men movies make me want to be a fly on the wall for meetings during their development.

"I, like many others" 

[Momo]

"I, like many others" 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

in fairness, did anyone think cgi weeb eyes was a good idea?

[Joe Molotov]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/japan-to-strike-south-korea-off-trusted-export-list-as-rift-deepens.132521/post-23533529

Be aware that I will have already ignored you by the time you answer.

No, lieutenant, your posts are already ignored.

[Nuitangg]

Trying too hard. Also, no one cared about John Carpenter in the 80s

 

[Momo]

Apparently another twitch thot dropped the innagroc word yesterday

[Ghoul]

Apparently another twitch thot dropped the innagroc word yesterday

Yeah which was the same one that gave cats vodka and yeeted one to the moon. What a time to be alive.

These girls would be the sort of ones that just lay there and get fucked, give zero effort and expect many thank you rings for their service.

GAF,

Relationship problems. Well more of an annoyance really. I've been with my girlfriend for a couple years now. First year we had no sexual relations. She intended to save herself for marriage to comply with her religious scruples, but she sort of dropped that after I bought her a $1,000 necklace lol. Anyway, starting off, sex was kind of bad, to be honest. But we've both been very open with each other and have communicated what we wanted and so forth. This would be good and bad. Any time I tried to tell her something I didn't like that she did, she would get very, very hurt. Nearly every time that's happened, sex flat out stopped for about three weeks or so. Well now I have another thing that I want to tell her bothers me, but I don't want to hurt her feelings, so I was hoping you guys could give me some advice on how to go about it subtly.

Anyway, after I finish, she just stops, looks in my eyes, and breaths, "Thank you." Then she's forcing out a giggle after it. It's definitely not her laugh. I don't know where that's coming from. Well this has been going on for about two weeks. At first I didn't know if I liked it or disliked it. As time went on I firmly decided it bugs me. Last night I wasn't able to finish cause all I could think about was how she was gonna say those words in her airy tone. Fucking bizarre. She's never made this sort of change with her demeanor before either. Maybe she's trying to be more kinky? I don't know. So do you guys know of some tricks or tips to gently lay it on her that it's not sexy and I want her to stop? GAF, please note, I'd like to have sex throughout the next three weeks.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/girlfriend-says-thank-you.960958/#post-145144108

This absolute throwback.

[Straight Edge]

Call me old fashioned but a woman should thank the man for post coital diminishment of his essence.

[Tasty]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/out-magazine-marvel%E2%80%99s-chairman-isaac-perlmutter-is-also-donald-trump%E2%80%99s-largest-donor.134061/post-23528281

This thread got bumped but surprisingly generated less debate than Twitch streamers slurring speech.
 

he's an executive and his income is guaranteed so boycotting Marvel wouldn't hurt him it would only hurt the artists and filmmakers Disney can't even force him out so there's nothing you can do except continue watching Marvel movies and not think about the guy in charge of the company also he doesn't even have any control over anything anyway

This post is amazing, packs in pretty much every Disney apologist line I can think of in one run-on sentence.

[Boredfrom]

Well, I didn’t expect Kree just be outright misanthropic like this:

Agreed. You're well within your rights to want to give up on the bullshit.

People will try to tell you that life was worse before in an attempt to give you some "perspective," and they'll probably come off obnoxious while doing it, so just kindly remind them that you currently live in the present and that you can't see the future.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/evil-is-winning-life-is-cruel-and-im-tired.134227/page-2#post-23537855

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/out-magazine-marvel%E2%80%99s-chairman-isaac-perlmutter-is-also-donald-trump%E2%80%99s-largest-donor.134061/post-23528281

This thread got bumped but surprisingly generated less debate than Twitch streamers slurring speech.
 

he's an executive and his income is guaranteed so boycotting Marvel wouldn't hurt him it would only hurt the artists and filmmakers Disney can't even force him out so there's nothing you can do except continue watching Marvel movies and not think about the guy in charge of the company also he doesn't even have any control over anything anyway

This post is amazing, packs in pretty much every Disney apologist line I can think of in one run-on sentence.

He's not really involved with the MCU, unless you count those 8 years where he was involved with the MCU.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/out-magazine-marvel%E2%80%99s-chairman-isaac-perlmutter-is-also-donald-trump%E2%80%99s-largest-donor.134061/post-23535470