River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[nudemacusers]

I'm genuinely shocked and dismayed by the anti-science rhetoric from the left. We're doomed, aren't we?

The left is all about healing pussy crystals and indigo children. Not much better about it.

[paprikastaude]

Conservatives threw out the science baby with the bathwater decades ago with Falwell, etc.

I've never really paused and reflected how something like that could happen to the left, but with the argument "science = white colonialism," I can finally see humanity's true path forward to Idiocracy. When both sides hate science, it's not going to be pretty for anyone holding any kind of intellectual or reason-based stance...

Reading is alt-right, science is white supremacy, children's superhero movies are deep literature.

Welcome the intellectually lazy taking over

[Uncle]

obligatory

Boy are they going to be embarrassed in a couple hundred years when they arrive at the same scientific conclusions that western colonizers did. Oopsie doodles.

 

you know what tho

we got that current crisis of reproducibility among experiments and consensus

let them go ahead and reinvent the wheel all the way through and double check white ppl's work, it can't hurt other than wasted man hours that could've gone toward solving certain other global crises

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I don't think it's fair or reasonable to reduce Momoa and other Hawaiian protestors to a bunch of superstitious natives. I guess it's mostly played for a joke here, but you know...

sure, but the poster smileyforall220 seems to actually be Hawaiian and actually be informed as to this topic - the BCT are there providing a smoke screen for digitalops racist hot take by trying to move the conversation to be that science is inherently oppressive colonialism

I mean, plenty of heinous things have been done in the name of Science and the Greater Good. It's not an unimpeachable trump card that voids protests by inhabitants (on traditional, religious, environmental, etc...) even for something as a telescope.

yeah, but this ain't that.
this isn't even like, fracking ayers rock or something.
Its pretty grotesque to invoke tuskagee in relation to this

[Propagandhim]

obligatory

Boy are they going to be embarrassed in a couple hundred years when they arrive at the same scientific conclusions that western colonizers did. Oopsie doodles.

 

you know what tho

we got that current crisis of reproducibility among experiments and consensus

let them go ahead and reinvent the wheel all the way through and double check white ppl's work, it can't hurt other than wasted man hours that could've gone toward solving certain other global crises

[Joe Molotov]

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[VomKriege]

I don't think it's fair or reasonable to reduce Momoa and other Hawaiian protestors to a bunch of superstitious natives. I guess it's mostly played for a joke here, but you know...

sure, but the poster smileyforall220 seems to actually be Hawaiian and actually be informed as to this topic - the BCT are there providing a smoke screen for digitalops racist hot take by trying to move the conversation to be that science is inherently oppressive colonialism

I mean, plenty of heinous things have been done in the name of Science and the Greater Good. It's not an unimpeachable trump card that voids protests by inhabitants (on traditional, religious, environmental, etc...) even for something as a telescope.

yeah, but this ain't that.
this isn't even like, fracking ayers rock or something.
Its pretty grotesque to invoke tuskagee in relation to this

Oh I'm sure there's plenty of horrific takes on ERA. I'm just objecting to lumping the local protestors with them (or going "SCIENCE FUCK YEAH CAN DO NO WRONG" just to be contrarian).

[VomKriege]

And now I can look at the thread...

Do we really need another billion dollar telescope looking at things we've already seen from other billion dollar telescopes?

Ah ah oh wow.

[Joe Molotov]

And now I can look at the thread...

Do we really need another billion dollar telescope looking at things we've already seen from other billion dollar telescopes?

Ah ah oh wow.

Science annihilated by reason and facts.

[Lonewulfeus]

And now I can look at the thread...

Do we really need another billion dollar telescope looking at things we've already seen from other billion dollar telescopes?

Ah ah oh wow.

Science annihilated by reason and facts.

[VomKriege]

Imagine that with the cost of one of those useless telescopes you could fund at least two MCU movies and their marketing campaigns !

[Propagandhim]

Imagine that with the cost of one of those useless telescopes you could fund at least two MCU movies and their marketing campaigns !

Humanities >>>>>> STEM

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Oh I'm sure there's plenty of horrific takes on ERA. I'm just objecting to lumping the local protestors with them (or going "SCIENCE FUCK YEAH CAN DO NO WRONG" just to be contrarian).

sure, but AFAICS - and won't pretend to be an expert on this - this isn't some site of religious significance (such as an ayers rock) but of cultural significance, that specific cultural significance being that only the ruling elite castes were permitted to go there as their god given right.

Which, you know, fuuuuuuuuck that. Cultural relativity only goes so far.

[who is ted danson?]

I was looking for the thread on twitch putting porn recommendations on ninja's channels and i found it

It only lasted 3 pages despite making pretty much every news website. Maybe it got posted here idk

https://www.resetera.com/threads/twitch-uses-twitch-tv-ninja-for-recommend-channels-for-other-fortnite-streamers-shows-porn-as-recommend.134300/


Standard reeee-ing about not using a pure source for the first page

Coulda just linked the pic and not linked Keemstar buddy.

The most disgusting thing about this story is OP linking to fucking Keemstars Twitter account.

Better be careful, last person that mentioned this got a two week ban.

Reported the OP, enjoy your ban.

Page 2. The op changed the link, lets start a quality discussion...

Where is the problem exactly? He thinks Twitch shouldn't promote other content on Twitch on an account on Twitch? Just because it's the first time Twitch did it doesn't mean it's wrong. And that porn account was obviously made by mistake due to the algorithm and not done manually to screw him over.

He's trying to make nothing into something because he's pissed Twitch is using his channel to promote other channels when it's completely within their rights (as with every other streaming service).

It was an algorithmic mistake! It wasn't just showing the top 20 channels in the fortnite category (one of which happened to be porn for hours straight)! The mods were too busy squeezing their hog to alinity to moderate the biggest gaming category

Credit where it's due, I'm really impressed that he managed to record that video and drive a car at the same time.

(he was riding shotgun  )

 

The way he's denigrating porn seems pretty offensive to sex workers. With all his other language "incidents", it's not painting a pretty picture of Ninja.

Page 3 is a straight barrel-roll into a lock

It's not Ninja's page anymore. If he was this worried about the children, he should have kept his Twitch contract.

Thread closed per OP's request.

....But wait, Volimar (who?)fucks it up
...And ColdSun (who?) has to come back and finish the job

Thread closed per OP's request.

[nachobro]

(Image removed from quote.)

guess he doesn't go out for chinese food much

[Propagandhim]

(Image removed from quote.)

guess he doesn't go out for chinese food much

[Great Rumbler]

lmao try getting a job with a humanities degree lul

[VomKriege]

Powdered Egg reads like a troll 60% of the time.

[Nintex]

I'm genuinely shocked and dismayed by the anti-science rhetoric from the left. We're doomed, aren't we?

Left: MUH FEEEELINGS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR NAZI RACIST """SCIENCE**"""

Right: LMAO these libruls don't understand simple Facts and Logic*

Libertarians: You think facts and logic or feelings will save you? You need guns friend, lots and lots of guns. Sell Alaska to the Russians, that land is worthless McAfee 2020

*(found on Wikipedia which support our point of view just ask Elon Musk, Jordan Peterson, Ronald Reagan or Jesus)

**(the 8843 genders are scientifically proven)

[HaughtyFrank]

I was looking for the thread on twitch putting porn recommendations on ninja's channels and i found it

It only lasted 3 pages despite making pretty much every news website. Maybe it got posted here idk

https://www.resetera.com/threads/twitch-uses-twitch-tv-ninja-for-recommend-channels-for-other-fortnite-streamers-shows-porn-as-recommend.134300/

That they temporarily banned manabyte for breaking the news was also hilarious. The galaxy brained mod probably assumed he was taking a swipe at titty streamers

Twitch is now recommending porn channels on Ninja's old page.

User banned (2 weeks): sexist trolling, spreading misinformation
https://resetera.kiwifarms.net/post/23519820

[tiesto]

They're so far left with their hot takes they've become the religious right. That telescope thread is ridiculous.

[HaughtyFrank]

There’s a Brown Bunny scene....

https://www.resetera.com/threads/great-scenes-where-actors-demonstrated-their-real-life-talents-other-than-acting.134112/post-23493135
User Banned (1 Day): Inappropriate Commentary

No👏Fun👏Allowed👏

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

There’s a Brown Bunny scene....

https://www.resetera.com/threads/great-scenes-where-actors-demonstrated-their-real-life-talents-other-than-acting.134112/post-23493135
User Banned (1 Day): Inappropriate Commentary

No👏Fun👏Allowed👏

 

[Coffee Dog]

There’s a Brown Bunny scene....

https://www.resetera.com/threads/great-scenes-where-actors-demonstrated-their-real-life-talents-other-than-acting.134112/post-23493135
User Banned (1 Day): Inappropriate Commentary

No👏Fun👏Allowed👏

I do hate that fucking ban, it's a half decent joke reply and what is inappropriate about it? She wasn't coerced. She just consensually blew her boyfriend onscreen. It's just a joke that references the existence of oral sex.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

There’s a Brown Bunny scene....

https://www.resetera.com/threads/great-scenes-where-actors-demonstrated-their-real-life-talents-other-than-acting.134112/post-23493135
User Banned (1 Day): Inappropriate Commentary

No👏Fun👏Allowed👏

Nice... hey it made me laugh.

[clothedmacuser]

There’s a Brown Bunny scene....

https://www.resetera.com/threads/great-scenes-where-actors-demonstrated-their-real-life-talents-other-than-acting.134112/post-23493135
User Banned (1 Day): Inappropriate Commentary

No👏Fun👏Allowed👏

I do hate that fucking ban, it's a half decent joke reply and what is inappropriate about it? She wasn't coerced. She just consensually blew her boyfriend onscreen. It's just a joke that references the existence of oral sex.

no.  She was self-slutting.  Like that girl at E3 who was self-asianing.




It's disgusting what men force these women to do

[clothedmacuser]

That Sarah Silverman thread

omg
 I can't wait to see this

[nachobro]

Is anyone curating a list of Resetera canceled celebrities? I guess we're adding Sarah Silverman to the list, but it would be good to know who not to like so I don't inadvertently get banned.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sarah-silverman-says-she-was-fired-from-a-movie-for-an-old-blackface-sketch.134496/post-23547804

well now that you mention it

[stufte]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sarah-silverman-says-she-was-fired-from-a-movie-for-an-old-blackface-sketch.134496/post-23548085

cancel culture doesn’t exist.

lol. everything that is bad about the things this forum loves doesn't exist.

"The Alt-left doesn't exist"
"Outrage culture doesn't exist"
"SJW's don't exist"
etc.

Saying something doesn't exist doesn't suddenly make it so, you dorks.

[VomKriege]

I’m ok with canceling Sarah Silverman over this shit. If we don’t hold ourselves to high standards the Right will be have more credence when they screech “persecution”

 

[VomKriege]

Wait, you can get banned for liking someone some folks on here decided to 'cancel'?

The fuck? You're joking right?

As surprising as a finger in the ass !

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sarah-silverman-says-she-was-fired-from-a-movie-for-an-old-blackface-sketch.134496/post-23548099

This thread is an embarrassment.

Just this thread?

[clothedmacuser]

Era: Cancel culture doesn't exist.  It's an invention of the alt-right

Same thread

Era: I'm canceling her now

 

[Boredfrom]

L Thammy, a unfunny asshat, speaks:

I don't really have an opinion one way or another on modern Silverman. What I think is weird thought is... the job of comedians is to get a certain reaction from us. If we like that they make us laugh, we keep following them and giving them money. If we like that they make us think, we keep following them and giving them money. Their success depends on understanding how the audience reactions to different things and building the desired reaction based on that. If they're good at doing that we declare them to be a good comedian.

So, then, if a comedian makes a joke it results in them getting deemed as a racist, I don't why comedy suddenly distances them from their reaction. Isn't that just them failing at comedy? They wanted people to laugh and see them as insightful, but they ended up getting this other response instead. Doesn't that just mean that they failed to understand how people react properly?

[VomKriege]

So you're allowed to change but they're not?

Saw this coming a mile off
People don’t choose what they find funny
Comedians with their own shows DO choose what jokes they tell and which sketches the run

That's a pretty bold statement, especially on ERA.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sarah-silverman-says-she-was-fired-from-a-movie-for-an-old-blackface-sketch.134496/post-23548371

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sarah-silverman-says-she-was-fired-from-a-movie-for-an-old-blackface-sketch.134496/post-23548040

Oh astro

Everytime I see "astro" I think it's astrolad, and I'm disappointed there wasn't a good witty troll linked.

[Potato]

Their refusal to admit that cancel culture is even a thing is so funny. Like it'd be a great moment for some self reflection, but no, they're God's perfect beings.

It's funny that a forum that permanently bans people by the thousands doesn't believe cancel culture exists.

Particularly because even discussing one of the banned celebrities is enough to cop a ban...and don't even consider discussing the moderation cancelling users, that will get you banned too.

[stufte]

Their refusal to admit that cancel culture is even a thing is so funny. Like it'd be a great moment for some self reflection, but no, they're God's perfect beings.

RedMercury spends a LOT of time creating threads and seeding the idea that the bad things they do aren't actually real.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sarah-silverman-says-she-was-fired-from-a-movie-for-an-old-blackface-sketch.134496/post-23548232

https://www.resetera.com/threads/youre-only-apologizing-because-you-got-caught.130315/post-22953138
https://www.resetera.com/threads/can-we-admit-outrage-culture-is-an-anti-progressive-dog-whistle.101958/
https://www.resetera.com/threads/lets-talk-about-the-mostly-false-idea-of-purity-tests.111689/
https://www.resetera.com/threads/bari-weiss-bemoans-woke-orthodoxy-on-real-time.28622/page-3#post-5420420
https://www.resetera.com/threads/chris-rock-ricky-gervais-and-louis-ck-casually-using-the-n-word-seinfield-abstains-clip-from-2011.88923/post-16236185
https://www.resetera.com/threads/forever-21-got-roasted-for-featuring-a-white-model-in-a-%E2%80%9Cwakanda-forever%E2%80%9D-black-panther-sweater.88248/post-16138721
https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-everyday-sexism-i-face-as-a-stay-at-home-dad-matthew-jenkin-father-explains.55508/post-10412757


RedMercury is REE's propaganda minister. 

[VomKriege]

She really was emblematic of that whole super-problematic "post-comedy" movement

Super-problematic ! 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sarah-silverman-says-she-was-fired-from-a-movie-for-an-old-blackface-sketch.134496/post-23549015

[VomKriege]

Deplatforming works ! Not that we would know because we've never deplatformed anyone actually.

[Propagandhim]

Their refusal to admit that cancel culture is even a thing is so funny. Like it'd be a great moment for some self reflection, but no, they're God's perfect beings.

(Image removed from quote.)

RedMercury spends a LOT of time creating threads and seeding the idea that the bad things they do aren't actually real.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/sarah-silverman-says-she-was-fired-from-a-movie-for-an-old-blackface-sketch.134496/post-23548232

https://www.resetera.com/threads/youre-only-apologizing-because-you-got-caught.130315/post-22953138
https://www.resetera.com/threads/can-we-admit-outrage-culture-is-an-anti-progressive-dog-whistle.101958/
https://www.resetera.com/threads/lets-talk-about-the-mostly-false-idea-of-purity-tests.111689/
https://www.resetera.com/threads/bari-weiss-bemoans-woke-orthodoxy-on-real-time.28622/page-3#post-5420420
https://www.resetera.com/threads/chris-rock-ricky-gervais-and-louis-ck-casually-using-the-n-word-seinfield-abstains-clip-from-2011.88923/post-16236185
https://www.resetera.com/threads/forever-21-got-roasted-for-featuring-a-white-model-in-a-%E2%80%9Cwakanda-forever%E2%80%9D-black-panther-sweater.88248/post-16138721
https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-everyday-sexism-i-face-as-a-stay-at-home-dad-matthew-jenkin-father-explains.55508/post-10412757


RedMercury is REE's propaganda minister. 

You missed the best ones in the Smollett thread.

"It was impossible to know beforehand that he was bullshitting everyone - only a racist would have thought he was lying about the attack."

https://www.resetera.com/threads/cnn-new-evidence-suggests-jussie-smollett-orchestrated-attack-check-threadmarks-staff-posts-update-now-a-suspect.100144/page-6#post-17995059

When people have an issue with the rules or moderation decisions they are asked to send it via PM.

Nice try.

They weren't banned because they were wrong or right, they were banned for victim blaming when all we knew was Jussie had been attacked. Maybe not the best hill to die on.

Victim blaming is victim blaming. At that point (and even up to now) there was still a lot up in the air and it was wrong of people to cast doubt. That's all there is to it.

Victim blaming has always been against the rules/not tolerated here though.

[nudemacusers]

Thread is now at the “alt right adjacent infestation” accusation stage; which is funny since there aren’t any alt righters, just virulent centrist pedophiles.

[nudemacusers]

Between this and the telescope thread resetera users are going to run out of people to report.

[stufte]

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Okay, I watched that skit because someone linked it in that topic.

That blackface reveal is fucking hilarious
So is the follow-up where the old man tells her she's going to bell and she makes a comment about how cruel white people are.

How the fuck are people in that topic missing the joke that badly?

[Joe Molotov]

Between this and the telescope thread resetera users are going to run out of people to report.

Good thing they only give all the sexist, pedophile, alt-right, warmongering, rape apologists a one week ban.

[stufte]

Between this and the telescope thread resetera users are going to run out of people to report.

Good thing they only give all the sexist, pedophile, alt-right, warmongering, rape apologists a one week ban.

It's their catch and release program. Otherwise the VIP members would have no one to report.

[Uncle]

Between this and the telescope thread resetera users are going to run out of people to report.

Good thing they only give all the sexist, pedophile, alt-right, warmongering, rape apologists a one week ban.

It's their catch and release program. Otherwise the VIP members would have no one to report.

if every ban they've made so far was a perm the whole forum would just be the bct, the kree, and redmercury going

[Cauliflower Of Love]

merc is too smart for the mods and era.



Let's dispel with this fiction that red merc doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing

This notion that red merc doesn't know what he's doing is just not true. He knows exactly what he's doing.

I think anyone who believes that red merc isn't doing what he's doing on purpose doesn't understand what we're dealing with here. Okay?

---



mm more dunks

[Boredfrom]

Chinese Bots at it again

Yeah i know. But some people are acting like they’re sitting outside of tsz w

Yeah i know. But some people are acting like they’re sitting outside of tsz wan shan instead if a completely different city. I feel like when China is preparing to do something they’ll move way closer to downtown.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/massive-chinese-armored-police-convoy-mobilizing-towards-hong-kong-beijing-based-military-expert-says-its-only-for-drills.134513/page-2#post-23550718

Yeah i know. But some people are acting like they’re sitting outside of tsz wan shan instead if a completely different city. I feel like when China is preparing to do something they’ll move way closer to downtown

https://www.resetera.com/threads/massive-chinese-armored-police-convoy-mobilizing-towards-hong-kong-beijing-based-military-expert-says-its-only-for-drills.134513/page-2#post-23550752

[Nintex]

Those protesters are about to taste Chinese Justice. For real though good luck to them, I'm guessing China will have no qualms about crushing them.

This gentleman sounds really devastated that China is about to roll tanks over protesters.

Anyway, they can try and see how that works out for them in the age of social media.
Even Russia is having a hard time with their crackdown in Moscow now demanding Google to censor and delete footage of the protests.

[Boredfrom]

 

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/tea_moths/status/1160961862084780034

Never assume.

[Tasty]

Thread is now at the “alt right adjacent infestation” accusation stage; which is funny since there aren’t any alt righters, just virulent

centrist pedophiles.

Resetera:

[Snoopycat_]

Meanwhile in the land of the blind

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/is-this-who-you%E2%80%99ve-always-been-or-merely-what-you%E2%80%99ve-become.1497175/

[bork]

This ends exactly how you would expect it to.

https://twitter.com/_dpiddy/status/1161023148784906241
https://twitter.com/_dpiddy/status/1161024833699737600
https://twitter.com/_dpiddy/status/1161025903305977858
https://twitter.com/_dpiddy/status/1161039456654090240

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://twitter.com/_dpiddy/status/1161042934575144961

[close]

[Tripon]

Tripon, I'm worried about you. You're getting so good at finding this shit that I'm worried your frontal lobe is going to completely melt, just like the late benjipwns.

I just went back to work since summer vacation is mostly over. I'll have way less time finding crazy shit and just dealing with my work schedule full time soon enough.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

... well I'm out. At least I got food for later.

was he referring to hisself in third person?

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

So two seperate mods in that sarah silverman topic are saying blackface in always sunny is fine, because The Gang are horrible people and you're meant to be laughing at them...

The other was legit horrible people being extra horrible.

The cast of Always Sunny are horrible god awful people. You're generally laughing at The Gang rather than with them but some people simply don't like black comedy.

but if you watch this clip...


where the sarah silverman character:
 - is turned away from the club, and immediately declares that its because its a hate crime, not because shes not a member
 - instantly starts playing oppression olympics with a stranger
 - gets called out by passerbys as a fucking horrible person, and calls them racist, because she thinks they're viewing her as an actual black person, (and they're obviously not) not judging her on her actual shitty behaviour

and I'm wondering.. do they... do they NOT think that those are the actions of a horrible person, and that the jokes on her?

Because... that actually explains a fucking whole bunch of era moderation policies

[Don Rumata]

This ends exactly how you would expect it to.

On r/thatHappened?